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New (hopefully)
the way to make?
Cook
What
MOTHER :-
stitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric,
Tecthing Drops
Her Reason
“Why have
quiet
“Oh,
did
wedding
knew it
Boston
Josephine such a
she would
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Kindoess in ourselves is
that blunts the stings
in another.—Landor.
the honey
of unkindness
Characters do not change;
alter, but characters are
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THE CENTRE
ONE-HOLE GOLF
When asked how he made out on
his day on the links, the beginner re
plied that he made it In 80
“Elghty 1" ejaculated
“that Is really remarkable.
his friend
Most old
timers would envy
You'll surely
now on.”
“Yes,” sald the
ingly, “I'm going
try the second
Journal,
that score
enthusiast from
You on
be an
condescend.
and
Street
novice
tomorrow
See Wall
buck
hole
IN A HOLE
He—~What do you think of my
pects as a
She As an
pros
whole?
hole
Polite Dissembling
Mrs. A.
husband wh
was out walking wi
en she observed an
qugintance
“Mercy I"
Inst
approaching
exciaimed Mrs. A.
person the world |
wanted
eer,
All in Wife’ s Make- Up
“Hemmendhaw's wife nearly alw anys
Rtops to put or on
’
Tore
be
she drive husband down to
wark in
“NNhy
“She didn't do [it
the report got
running
woman.”
one m ruing and
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anot Re
out that
away with
Taking No Chances
“Yes, Henry.” replied divorced
ife to her former
narry you
the
hinaehan
HusHana,
again,
I con possibly zo
n
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would der
mixed up ina hb
ington Star,
fis ny
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Fatal
Grimes A little learning,
ing goes, Is a hing
~Yes, especially if it's learning
to drive a car
ax the say.
dangerous
Leend
IF ONLY SHE KNEW
He Wonder what
lean?
(very
makes nll those
She stout)—Oh, if
only 1
Cisism——
Not All
heard mom tell
are fools,
“Dad, 1
that all men
Mrs, Nibhs
"Taint so, is
“No,
them
khe's mistaken, Some
bachelors.”
gon,
are
of
Capper's
Too Conspicuous
Clerk-<You wish a birthday gift for
your daughter? How about a dainty
garter purse?
Father—<No; 1t would be unwise for
her to carry her money in plain sight.
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When It Runs
“The directions say to turn
handle clockwise, What
mean?’
“How absurd! Don't you know the
way your clock runs?’
“Sure, It runs down,”
Her Alternative
Marie—What are you going to do
this afternoon?
Mabel=<1 don’t know whether to go
the
does that
an accident in Bob's ear~Answers.
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What Lincoln Would
Have Said
By DOUGLAS MALLOCH
1
SOMETHING TO
THINK ABOUT
By F. A. WALKER
HERE Is that blasphemy th
1 spenks,
Of heaven with the
Of dissipation. There
Another sort of bi
A snoerllege another kind
When men assume to speak
Of Lincoln,
What he
What h
Upon
hectle cheeks
can be
asphey,
when they
think
¢ wonld say if
re
would upon
he
tion of the
hae
gOMe ques
What
Now
Ha
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His
would have
record stant
l.incoln
s
ef (he
ive rights as well
spon k
great heart sleep
gdme
fo stand beside the
And 4
What base
With Ling
NHemember that the dead
Hide
(Of lincoln,
In!
Bob great
not heh! the honest
nd
seek to cloak
For only
ix white rabes
and onl
they
nen | graves,
ut on the garinents iny
Lhe Jester in the
demagogite
Les your
dust,
rah
By Viola Brothers Shore
FOR THE GOOSE-—
I YOu
0 do might be wron
mother and don't
hi, listen to
think the thing you're about
, listen to your
do it. If
your mother, ht
you
it's rig Lt Ro
ahead.
is It next
last year?
Viy
all
week looks
Once you let your neighbor come in
without knockin', you gotta keep the
latch ail the time.
on
is ns
mun a bin
Educutin® a fool
blind
mirror
givin’ a hday
of a
Even a traffic copll talk gentle when
there's no motors In sight
it's often on
inside
vou-iook Into
If people hate you,
count of some'n
But if they despise
fne-
themselves,
it
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“When a ‘young fellow determines |
10 get ahead,” save Sagacions Sarah,
"it Is a pretty falr indication he al |
‘eady hes one”
MAKE YOUR MARK
NY
erizziv in
grizzly In
map who has encountered a
the open has had
iriteresting
ileresting
Was
was not en
ible
This Amer!
rinsed
ges
these
ground he
predecessor
it falls bel
ow |
content
we can do,
re half full
and a man
not Ail
A measn dis
dishonest to
to his high
is a honest
assure is
who does
capabilities his
et out
is In him
- * * » . . *
think too
little
to estimate
piace in the world
of himself the best
Better
than
COlrse
much
too Better
yourself
ut
iessen
for what
not the
your endeay
you really are do fot
charge of egotism
ors to
“1
ate”
gecomplish
moi I -y
X1y.
that up to that mo
ment he hind been a king only In name,
like hiz father
although he
ance, dressed not in robes of
but in the garb of a huntsman, he os
tablished then and there his right
to known us a real king and fur
with one of
Jotat, c'est am the
st sald Louis
Voltaire tells us
and namesske.
the of
But
spoke words def}
office
be
the most
tory.
He
when
to look
Victor
reached
he made
upon,
Hugo,
the
up to his
his
full
mark for
height
supreme as a word
greatest novelist of mod
thines, In his age attended a
performance of one of his earliest
plays. At the close of the perform.
“My God, what a genius
old
“Egotist” the world would call him.
he
It is only egotism with-
basis of accomplishment that
But to come back to the bear. He
gets us a splendid example. He
makes a high mark and then endeav-
ors to live up to it. He strains every
We ean do a great deal worse than
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Organized weather observations
were made In Italy as long ago a«
1051.
How It Started
Jy JEAN NEWTON
THE MINSTREL SHOW
HAT the
show w
once minstrel
of Ameri
ed, for
ro us a charanct of course,
the groduct of Ameri that
impersonations which IAT and
laughed thelr way to nr all
the world were the out arowth of
fancy
proular
as an instisition
can conception is to be assum
g
the neg er is,
the
over
Aa man's sentimental
fore the Civil war
known,
of Its beginning
For
venrs be
nor the peculiar
years Ned Christy,
famous
strel
felt
life
the
falo,
prietor
giv some
the
inter
ag the originator of the
Bg
entertainment, nursed
desire to portray to the
Ld t}
of the sou
spring of 1842
he suddenly prog
of the
ont: i
entertain
ind cone 1
he rene:
ie repeg
ne, come, be yourself
ose who take
jie
wall,
WAYS WITH BACON
breakfast bacon
It n
gaortening
saved ey
as
bind soups
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{ B green pep
# tabivstooliil
and fry until the onion
vi Add one
cupful of
snion
cupiul of
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add
min
liquid
ton
and
een
th salt and pepper
# Hout fif
and the
t 1 ot ts £1
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to the i
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degree of
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Scallop of Bacon and Cheese.
nkie the bottom of a baking dish
a thin layer of bread crumbs, put
1 & layer of thinly sliced bacon, cover
jayer of grated or thinly sliced
add another layer of crumbs.
then with a
buttered crumbs and
@ unt! i ‘th ¢ crumbs are brown.
Bacon fat poured over lettuce, sprin-
kied with seasoning, add a little vin-
after the fat has been poured
out, and when hot, add to the lettuce
With minced onion or green peppers
his makes a most tasty sala
Peres, Mar wert
1827. Western Newspaper Union d
A Pin vi
HE YOUNG LADY
ACROSS THE WAY |
_ cheese,
of
cover
egar
le
The young lady across the way says
she isn't a bit superstitious, but she
guesses she'll invite one more girl to
her luncheon, 80 as not to have 13 sit
ut the table,
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