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More than 50,000 Scarcely a community but Las jts representation. Ask your neighbor! DOAN’ Stimulant Diuretic to the Kidneys Foster: Milburn Co, Mig Chemists. Buffalo NY [PASTOR TO N ANE | | Ja FI sy | | | | PILLS 60c Nervousness & .Sleeplessness 10 { eR8 1: Sd Vlad fed ass [) 0% NER (A [oT 300 ! 1045 is F vii ST. al aa 15a [1 AT 51 oi 0 ETN | ig or i BARNYARD ANIMALS Q UACK, quack,” sald Mrs, Duck. “Honk, honk,” yelled Mrs. “Cuckle, cackle, cackle,” sald Mrs. “Moo, moo, moo,” sald Mrs, Cow. “Ma-a-a,” ‘whined Nunny Goat. “We've thought out things for our- said Mrs. Duck “Quack, “That is the yelled Mrs, truth, Goose, honk, honesty, cackle, sald Mrs. Hen, “To be sure, to be sure you J sald Mrs, Cow, ma-a-a-a, you Goat. “Ab, cackle,” have, moo, moo, moo “You have, said Nanny have!” “I was a charming Mrs. Hen, and a have, yes, charming Quack My Genial, Friendly | Way About the Pond." Hen I will always be. But I like my own name better than 1 do Mr. Roos ter's name, and so | have a my own, Such the hens have “I am very sald Mrs. Duck, own name better family name, own name. Aud done the same. so splendid a one. “Just what I honk,” sald Mrs has been the way ali done.” sweet and “but I, than Mr. friendly.” itke my Drake's too, The family " name Is done, “1 have Goose, Nanny Goat. “I told Billy that I loved the name of Blily, but that I wanted to be called Nanny all my days, and Billy shook his goatee and sald that be thought the idea was good.” “I'm so gentle and so placid, but I told Mr. Bull that I like my name of Cow s0 much. It has such a pleasant, lazy sound.” “Yes, 1 quack my genial, friendly way about the pond, but I did Insist keeping my good old family name of Duck,” sald Mrs. Duck again. “The Mr. Roosters crow and seem so conceited,” sald Mrs. Hen, “but they're not bossy. They sald we the good old barnyard name for ourselves” “Ah,” sald Mrs. Duck, “we love our There are people who have great books in which are the his- “Well, we don't need to have histo ries written about our names, “Our names speak for themselves! “Yes, anyone can tell just by } look “And anyone ean tell by looking at that I belong to the old good “And anyone can tell just by looking at me that I belong to the good old family,” said Mrs, “80 can anyone tell by looking at Goose, sald Mrs. Nanny { } i i 1 “Anyone can tel! by looking at me Hen sald Mrs. Hen, “Ah, yes,” she continued, “Mrs, Duck Our names speak for them nor do we have to trace back the family names in libraries, as [I've some people “We're much me that. Yes, we're really important.” “Really important, quack,” | sald Mrs. Duck teally important, Mrs, Hen Tepe sted, ‘Really Important, in great heard of doling quack, cackle, " Moo, moo, Mr “Really 8% (ow, important, ma-a-a-a,"” said § “Really Important, honk, Goose, “Really Important, really important.” shouted all the barnyard animals to gether, and then they all sang this mate, but that the name of Goose was so famous & name it up for the dull name of Gander ™ “And I said the same to Billy,” sald ' We have names so fins That are really a sign Of the splendid families To which we belong! And now we sing This song jing-a-iing, Of the splendid famiiles To which we belong EE WHEN I WAS TWENTY-ONE BY JOSEPH KAYE (THE WHY of SUPERSTITIONS By H. IRVING KING At 21: Owen Davis Was Already a Playwright, " decided that my aim In life was to continue doing just that. “1 was, however, still a student at Harvard then and did not leave col lege until I was twenty-nine. meantime I had married, so that [ was established for a professional ~Owen Davis” TODAY Owen Davis is the phe- Until a few years ago his rep- days. He was the Beautiful Cloak Model” and plays of a similar About fifty of them melos, and got them down to such a system that he used to print the post- ers—great glaring, lurid affairs de- pleting hair-raising climaxes-—and then eall in Owen Davis or Theodore another melodramatic spe- a play to fit the posters. In two or three weeks the play was ready. But suddenly Owen Davis wrote “leebound,” a purely literary produc- and so arresting a pleture of Amerl- ean life that it won the Pulitzer prize as the best American play of the year. “Ieebound” came without warning. Only a year or two ago he had writ. ten “Forever After” for Alice Brady, a play of the typleal Davis brand, and Broadway was astonished, to put It mildly, Since then Davis has written sev. eral other plays, all of them In his new style and he has won such accla- mation as to be classed with Eugene O'Neill as one of this country's great. est playwrights. (® by MeClure Newspaper Syndicate.) i The Nervous Bystander “It's terrible the way your wife quarrels wich her mother. 1 suppose you have to take one side or the other.” “I? No, sir! nn alarmed Transcript, 1 Invariably preserve neutrality.” — Boston FRIDAY'S NOSEBLEED T BRINGS OOH luck to have nosebleed a Friday—especially in matters of love. This oll superst] tion is a relic of Norse mythology and originates frofn the fact that Friday Is named from the Norse goddess of love, who was often confounded with an the on of so nearly the same that it Is not always certain which goddess is meant ~who was the wife of Odin and was the bestower of good fortune. At any rate, Friday was dedicated to Freys who, among other things, was the goddess of abundance. Now the gods of the olden time, es. pecially to the northern gods and goddesses, there was no more accept able offering than blood. In high vaulted and ancient temples on the Asian shores and on the hills of Greece votaries drew blood from their own bodles before the marble altars and human blood likewise flowed before the grim Idols on wild Norweglan consts and In the depths of Teutonic forests, So when one has the nose bleed on Friday it 12 of course, the offering of one’s blood to the great goddess to whom the day Is dedicated And such an offering might reason ably be expected to bring good luck In the great world of shadows, the and of superstition, there are not many things that one may safely do on a Friday, but he can have the nose bleed, and that with the most benefl. cial results, Freye's altars are no more, but human blood is still an ac ceptable offering to the goddess of Friday, as it was in long, dim cen: turfes before the Viking keels found Vineland. (® by MeClure Newspaper Byndicate.) I (E& by MeClure Newspaper Syndicate.) Mary Brian Dainty Mary Brian, star, created the role of Wendy, “Peter Pan.” She was born and edu- | cated In Dallas, Texas. Since her pro- nounced success in “Peter Pan,” she | the “Movie” | Girl,” “The Street of Forgotten Men,” and “A Regular Fellow.” - 0 As Told by Irvin S. Cobb IN HIGHER BRANCHES SOURTH of July was supposed te | be a holiday In a certain garrison | regular army but a grizzled old sergeant named Kelly, charge of the guard house, own Ideas about breakfast prisoners to line quarters, out West, his notion, his outside their pris they facing spe ech: no doubt In me but that a goo had this he he up When lmself iiday ordered all fell in he them, and made a short “There is mind,” he sald, of you men should not be You've at's all prisone: aopportu- has- had and should good pany clerks. Maybe there's some others amongst you who'd like to be company barbers and little money on the side.” A murmur of assent ran through the lines, “Now, neglected your Some here ve i § make COI ara a thin," went on Sergeant “all you men who are educated or who think ye cud learn to do pa- About half of the forward, Now, thin, barberin’ paces.” prisoners came all who'd busi like to learn ess advance two All save two moved h alacrity. toward him wi remalin- in in t The sergeant addressed the £ pair; “What did the two of you do before your joined the army?" he “We ther ne, speaking “Very guys asked was laborin’ | answered ¥ oth for b well, thin all you edu ied take these ks am up every the parade grounds re Bunny sad pick scrap of paper aroun And the who want to learn barberin’, yo fawn md and cu grass until 1 tell you to leave off. Y two laborin’ men kin go b the tent and take a nap.” Copyright by the McNaught Syndicate, ine) A Poms sn rest IWers on i wk inside OO0 How It Started By JEAN NEWTON THE DESK ITTLE Jo we stop to consider, when enjoying the various pieces of furniture with which we are surround. | ed In our homes, of a possible history which they might reveal, a bit of romance or color or breath of the past that may linger about them, The fact | that almost everything that we use or | touch in furniture as in the other amenities of modern life, harks back for its origin or its inspiration to long | before the days when furniture fac | tories came into existence, escapes a | good many of us, i For centuries men wrote on tables | or any other flat support. And the | desk as we know It today was not | consciously designed as a writing | place. Rather like Topsy, it sort of | happened, an offspring of that early | progenitor of modern furniture, the | chest, Chests at first opened on top; !ater, for purposes of convenlence when something was placed over them, they opened down at the front, forming the cupboard with a door. Then came the raised chest, the chest with drawers underneath, and this, with the open. ing front above made slightly sloping, formed the desk, originally known as the “serutoire,” which came into use asbout 1700, and Is still very familiar today. With the addition of an upper eabl net, we have the popular “secretary” desk, so beloved of the furniture de. signers of the “Queen Anne” period The rol! top desk 1s credited to Shera. ton and the modern spinet desk had its Inspiration in the spinet, the plane of Elizabethan days, (Copyright) car itself. 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