ning HAYES © MURPHY, Clinton, lows hen © Mastard Bring) weet Seek Grave of Achilles Prof. Wilhelm Doerpfeld, successor to Henrich Sciliemann, who excavated the ruins of Troy, has gone to Con- stantinople preparatory to continuing the excavations. He Is hopeful of lo- ating the graves of Achilles and his friend Patroclus through Ideas ob- tained from Homer's poems. Professor Doerpfeld was with Schliemann in the 80's, when Troy was first uncovered. Refused “Cartwheel” A woman had a small check cashed in a Rutland (Vt) bank. In the money passed under the window to her was a “cartwheel.” She balanced it in her hand a moment, looked some. what in doubt, and then remarked: “1 don't want that. I ain't seen one in a long time and I don't believe they are good any more."—Boston Globe, ao h. can get -1n DAVIS - full EVERY INGREDIENT O Few Man-Eating Sharks There are numerous species sharks, only a few of which can be truly regarded as “man-eaters.” Na: tives of the West Indies, the South Sea islands and other lands frequented by sharks are known to attack and kill sharks with their knives, white sharks or blue sharks, both man- eating species, Daily Dialogue Billups—-Is life worth living? | Quillups—It isn't, if you think about i It like that. Smarting, scalding, sticky eyes relioved by morning if Roman Eye Balsam I» used when retiring. 372 Pearl St, N. Y. Adv. — oss —— Better it is to write of laughter { than of tears, for laughter is the natu | ral function of man. Bad Com For ia, tion of good health. | At All Druggusts: Christmas Gifts to Buy or Make MAKING GOOD IN A SMALL TOWN Santa’s Novel Dolls Real Stories About Real Girls By MRS. HARLAND H. ALLEN FEF EPP RR rrr Er RE Ee rer e 1924, Western Newspaper Union.) MEANS BETTER BANK BALANCES (© HRISTMAS time and Easter thine are the seasons supreme for bulbs, jut the womun who rulses them for can't walt till holiday time to start thinking of them; she must make For, ng a certain small-town is the password.” “A bulb catalog that just happened inspiration,” she told me. “I had no Santa Claus has been cordially In- vited by millions of little giris to pay his annual visit and bring along a new doll. He has asked their mother to help him stock up with up-to-date dollles that are washable. Here Is one of them—little Red Riding Hood all of red oll cloth, except her head which must be bought, ——— Among Gifts for Men % As welcome as the Christmas tree, the perennial tree and coat hanger make thelr annual appearance, They have arrived In sets to match this year, some of them neatly cov ered with corduroy, in cheerful colors, and others with gay ribbons and decked with ribbon flowers. shoe Bag of Tinsel Ribbon This brilliant affair in bags for eves Two oval pleces of silk, about eight inches long and Favors for Christmas Green crepe paper covers this sman wire-handled bonbon basket and red | gauze ribbon adorns it, with sprays of holly or pine thrust In the bows | Everyone at the Christmas table will | appreciate it, si i want to do something to avoid stag- nation, I managed to make my bulbs pay, only by use of step-by-step diree- As Colds Pain Headache Toothache tions.” This girl that even a at the business, The first bulb raiser novice can make step the her bulbs, mas paign In raising then for Christ gifts, she should start by newspaper bu'bs later than that. send carefully-thought-out price eight weeks for rooting; some Then, weeks most bulbs to bloom, light; tulips re- three The carefully select the pots that Her small are to better In or “fists” small earthen as the bulb professionals bulb touch another or the pot itself; one inch should be the bulbs and the They should plan Ww bulb between the nllowed glides of pot, be watered a ting, then put out in a trench i i the pooting time is the up, © mr nis out and carry them to some place equally dark, and slightly the than trench, She should gradually Increase the temperature lenves are buds show na ready the and the until, large and little, for bright sunlight, when green, the plants are and a tem- In raiser shipping the plants the should slip them into proof pots, encased in corrugated pa- and pack earefully prevent bulh winter to THE “PAINLESS BRIDGE” TEACHER rd” for any bridge temper; and is science an longest suit even her So says a young who Is teach woman to piay bridge.” scientific when “painless is a one das El Ae ' ridge game, nie I dropped In ce Cruel “Women certainly have no tency,” sald Brown ruefully, when he strolled into the club. “What's the matter? rus. “Well,” he sald, me out this morning, because I left home her ‘good-bjy er” CONLIN. came in cho “my wife chased and then cried without kissing Readers of This Paper have kidney or bladder trouble and never | suspect it. 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The girl who selects this work will probably have played cards most of it Is true that she must be an expert on the technicalities or fine points ‘of the game. Even so, how- ever, she should consult the most re. cent hooks of the recognized nridge authorities, and she should always teach the gnme according to the intest rulings procurable. And then, she must know soms&thing about the peychology of teaching methods, refer. ence books, If she needs them, will help her here, too, These pupils will be the especially difficult ones for whom the amateur teacher must be on the look-out: the man who wants to play a gambler's game Instead of a scientist's game; the woman who wants to play bridge like a game of tiddle-de-winks, with conversation about hables and cook. ing thrown In; and the person of either sex who knows, as he says a “smattering” of the game, who has “Just picked It up” Insistence on science, coupled with social training and diplomacy are the virtues of the teacher which will make her students vexless—and victorious Str, harmless. bridge players. i 1 pO Lumbago Rheumatism “Bayer” boxes of 12 tablets Same in Life Patient Diner-—Everything to him who waits, 1 suppose, Wialter—Yessah, but de gem'ian whut won't walt done gets his first. — Boston Transcript, Cones Cuticura Soothes Baby Rashes That itch and burn, by hot baths of Cuticura Soap followed by gentle anointings of Cuoticura Ointment. 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