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Y., for a sample bottle. When writing, be sure and mention this paper.—Advertisement No Time to Stop A woman, who lives near Sullivan was reading from a magazine an ar ticle on the proper way to rear hoys She little sigh. “I've spolled my boys for husbands,” she sald. “I've kept the socks darned, thelr shirts laid out cooked the kind of food they like best and done everything like that” Her oldest son looked up with mii¢ interest. “Well, mother,” he sald “surely you're not going to stop WH now, are you?"—Indianapolis News. oe # Latest Hits and the 6 Phonograph Records $2 12 Selections . . §= THE SHEEP "Raa-a-a,"” said Mrs. Sheep. “Baa-a-a,” sald Miss Sheep. “Baa-a-a,” sald Mrs. Black Sheep, “Baa-a-n,” sald the other Sheep. “I shall be the leader,” sald Sheepy Sheep. So they ull followed Sheepy and they went through a gate and into a lovely meadow beyond. One after the other—they all fol- lowed Sheepy. After they were in the meadow they ate for awhile and then they decided they would sit down and have a rest. “1 don't just know why 1 want to rest,” said Mrs. Sheep. “I haven't been very busy working today! In fact, 1 never am very busy, but I do like to rest.” “Ah yes,” sald Miss Sheep, “1, too, like to rest.” “Baa-a-a,” sald Mrs. Black Sheep, “1 enjoy a pleasant rest.” thought it was delightful to rest, “I think it must be a habit,” Mrs. Sheep. said Miss Sheep. “It's not up to us to change Sheep ways,” sald Mrs. Black Sheep. All the Sheep sald: become very tame and friendly after we get used to some one. “We have to know our friends well though. friends quickly. a long time.” “Yes,” sald Miss Sheep, “we don’t make friends quickly, but that, as you say, Is because we are so timid.” “We're shy,” “We're shy, other Sheep. And Sheepy Sheep sald: “Baa-a-a, baa-a-a, bas-a-a, baa-a-a, we're very, very shy, baa-a-a, baa-a-a, bas-a-a, baa-a-a—" “Some baa-a-a,” said all the creatures are always busy” to get along and hardly do a thing “Of course gol wool and | 80 we are useful and we do our part “But ourselves are we give we at all.” “No.” to be found working hard. “You couldn't find many as happy doling as we are. “We can sit still for hours, “We look one way a They All Followed Sheepy. to get up and see just what it is or what we can do with it “We take life very easy. “That is why they say people can put themselves to sleep by thinking of us as we go through a gate, one after the ther. “There is something restful peaceful about us.” “There is certainly nothing exciting about us,” sald Mrs, Sheep. “But people love us #nd we ‘have many frientls and we are happy and contented in our own gentle fashion, “Why should we go dashing about when we don't care about it? No reason at all” “Baa-a-a, baa-a-a, said the other Sheep. all. “Let us lie in the meadow and be happy, Let us take a nap, Nap, NApPy, Or let us stay wide awake, And think what a picture we make As we sit In the meadow. Daa-a-a, And now we must bid you ‘ta-ta’” Riddles When Is the worst weather for rats and mice? When It rains cats and dogs, and baa-a-a. baa-a-a,” “No reason at What Is bought by the yard and worn by the foot? A carpet . ® - When is a sdilor not a sallor? When t he's a-board. *. 8 » Why is a dressmaker not likely to lose her hooks? Because she has an ee, LE a AX ed = he Lx) pr {3 L240 <, a, Ne Loh) \ ie IIE this medicine. such ailments, suffered with paine suffered but it wes Helped in my sides all the time. for some time. One Ohio. Frick My condi- Com pound because I ith pains and So then Whenever 1 ses 1 waa w A Social Error Donald had fidgeted at the table, At the sound of the clatter of the dessert. Donald came gshorteake, smothered berries and whipped with delight, and mother, of the big in his may I be St.Joseph’s LIVER REGULATOR for BLOOD-LIVER-KIDNEYS OF Their Game New member of golf club—Did you have a good round, sir? Scratch Player—It would have been good, but I took six at that infernal fifth. New Member—That's curious. 1 did much the same thing-—-a sixteen at that cursed fifteenth.—London Punch. Neatness and its reverse are almost a certain test of moral character. | Peaks in the East { Up in the White mountains of New Hampshire rises what Is known as the range. There | Mount Washington, whose bleak sum mit higher than almost any i mountain enst of the Rockies, Near the weather-beaten peaks Mount Adams, Mount Jefferson, Mount Madison and Mount Monroe There iz another Presidential range more complete than this hidden away between the New York | telephone directory. 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