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How many miniature years these miniature days will represent when the exhibition comes to an end Is a speculation that will probably interest the mathemati- clan. Foretelling the Weather The weather bureau says that the forecasting of weather for more than a few days in advance Is attended with great uncertainty. For this reason the pational weather bureaus in various countries do not attempt detalled fore casts, of the weather for more than un week In advance. Beyond a week the condition of the weather cannot be foretold according to reliable and egcientific principles. Get Back Your Health! Are you dragging around day after day with a dull backache?! Are you tired and lame mornings—subject to headaches, dizzy spells and sharp, stab- bing pains. Then there's surely some- thing wrong. Probably it's kidney weakness! Don’t wait for more serious kidney trouble. 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Q., a chemical (not an Insect powder) that will ac. unlly rid a house of Bed , Roaches, Fleas and Ants wi its proper use—im - ble for them to exist as it kills their gua as well and thereby stops future generations. A Je package makes 4 quart, Free—a patent in every ckage, to get them In the rd-to-get-at places, ospital size, 2m, ma 5 gallons, Your wrist or san get it for Jou. alied upon b the Owl homical Worka: erro Haute, Tad, / enn | | i BETTER THAN GOLD OR ages It has been the custom of the larger proportion of earth- lings to bow to the yellow god of gold und worship it, overlooking in thelr In- sane Idolatry the wondrous, enduring riches that lle at their feet, disregard- ed and trodden down, Children come Into the world with shining eyes and laughter on thelr lips. They are as blithesome as birds In the springtime until they are taught by thelr parents to look reverently upon the cold face of the god of mam- mon. Then comes a change in thelr speech and deportment. The little rich child is Instructed to look with disfavor up- on the little poor child, so a sharp line of distinction 18 drawn between them and each goes his or her way, un- friendly towards each other. A bitterness springs up In thelr hearts, As the years come and go, It grows to pride, disrespect and hate, history—strife, war, bloodshed, the creation of man. The happiness which knew Is crushed to death beneath the them has flown away beyond thelr thinking and dreaming mostly of earthly wealth and power, These are the salt of the earth, whose saving substance may redeem the idolaters, You will find them among the falth- ful, the charitable, and big-hearted, | working earnestly for the betterment | of mankind, unmindful or riches, for | getful of everything else except the life in which gold loses its value In the august presence of character and di- vine possibility, i Are we among these faithful ones, | or are we cowards? | Do we tremble In terror at the | monstrous god of wealth, its pomp and | splendor and power, or do we, llke the faithful, consider it merely a myth of | time, doomed to banishment with the oncoming dawn of eternity? ! (® by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.) wv o ws Has Anyone Laughed At You Because— By ETHEL R. PEYSER q NS You never buy trolley tickets nhead? You probably live on a small allowance and buying in bulk, though best always, Is unfeasl- ble for you. Then, too, when you have the tickets you always feel that you must pay the other fellow's carfure. This becomes too costly even If It Is a great Joy to you. So you have wisely not accumulated tickets until you need them. Often, Indeed, you have lost your tickets, “The deur little things” are vagrant and easily stray away. On the whole, buy as you ride, unless the saving Is great—but do not live In heaven! 80 Your get-away here is: Buying, { nothing else, your own trouble, (© by MeClure Newspaper Syndicate.) oe > » ’ 5 NO. 0e, reTeTeleTeTele Tee eleTeTel Pat xX) 4 o ne - - a 0 Teele! ne, we he oo eT ., a *, SON rel ., a CX - - . cv ha 3 ol v (XX oi ho ON XO Te eT Te TeTeleTe XX NOLIN TELL You i | KNOWED HERE WOULDWT pos GIT 9p, Gosh. he wOULONT | goby ST UP FIRE Sum We WF TARE WAS A CYeiLonE A) NE © 00 Feed "3 ever, who scornfully turn their backs down to it or admit its supremacy. e Young Lady Across the Way The young lady across the way says 1 microscopic examination shows that there are 5,000,000 red corpuscles in an apparently healthy person's blood, and it's certainly a wonder we live (DD by MeClure Newsps per Syndicate.) By HELEN VW HAT constitutes a “popular fel. low”: The ability to tell a good story-<to men, and a good lie to a woman, Every girl hitches her wagon to a star, In these days; but that never seems to prevent her from wanting a husband, If only as a parachute In case of disaster, Advising a husband how to rule his wife or a wife how to manage her husband is deliberately Juggling with T. N. T. But the world will always be full of Intrepid “advisers” who keep the rest of us busy “picking up the pleces.” Nothing helps a woman's morale, in times of trouble, like a brand.new marcel, a freshly powdered nose, and an admiring glance from a good.look- ing stranger. Between climbing onto a pedestal In order to reach a man's ideal, and hav- Ing to step off of It, every now aml then, In order to get down to his level, the average wife feels almost as though she were committing polyg- amy. If a man were as careful about se lecting a wife as he is about selecting a bootlegger, and as cautious about signing his name to a marriage certifi: cate as he Ir about signing It to a check, there would be fewer sentimen- tal bankrupts in the hands of the Reno receivers, . - No matter what noble principles a man may stand for, his wife feels justi. kind of trouble at once. Some people | bear three kinds——all they have had, | nil they have now and all they expect | to have ~Edward Everett Hale | HELPFUL SUGGESTIONS LARGE chicken is much more A economical to buy than a small | one, as the proportion of meat to bone | is greater. After all the meat Is re | moved, the bits too small to serve om | the table may be used in a salad or a | | cream sauce on toast. The bones, with { a stalk or two of celery, with an onion | and a bit of carrot, covered with cold | water and simmered for several hours. | will make a most delicious soup. | ROWLAND fied in secretly guarding him from any little pink and yellow thing that a less noble man might fall for. Unless you are yearning for a mar tyr's crown, never ask a man If he loves you, when he is testing the new syphon, or trying to discover what makes the knock in the engine, (Copyright by Helen Rowland) rman] soon: SOTO OOOO % BIG BROTHER #% By DOUGLAS MALLOCH OCH ICICI XIX XX x MF brother's bigger, lots, than me. 1 think It's nice, you will agree, Although he's big, the way he plays With me, at least on rainy days He's eight and [ am only five, And he can swim, and almost dive, And do a lot of other things That 1 ean't do, with water-wings, But he and I we romp and run And have an awful lot of fun. I'm little, but It's all the same, As long as he can pick the game. My brother's bigger, big and strong, And yet we always get along, As long as 1 will try to do The things that brother wants me to. When there Is no one else around To play with, then he digs the ground And bullds me castles big and grand, As long as 1 will bring the sand, And horse is something else we play A lot of times, most ev'ry day. He likes to play with me; of course He does If 1 will be the horse. (® dy McClure Newspaper Syndiqats.) . Cream, egg or rice may be added ot it may be served clear with croutons. For the child who carries a lunch ff sandwich or two, one for real nour ishment and the with a bit of seasonable frult, will good meal and one easy to prepare on a busy morning. ten or coffee by having the warmed by either of those beverages or heated milk may be given the child If a hot drink is desirable, allowed. tion, some of our dietitians tell us as the weak solution sets up a fermenta- tion, causing sour stomach and other digestive disorders. The safe thing is te leave such beverages for older people who ought to be able to withstand such indulgence, if {il effects result from their use. Everyday Cake. Beat four tablespoonfuls of butter to a cream, add one-half cupful of sugar, one-half cupful of chopped raisins, two egg yolks beaten light, one-fourth of a cupful each of maple and corn sirup, one-half cupful of milk; add one and three-fourths cup fuls of flour, a teaspoonful of cream of tartar, half teaspoonful of soda, one-half teaspoonful each of salt and mace all sifted together. Add the stiffiy-beaten whites of the eggs and turn into a shallow pan. Sprinkle with chopped nuts and dredge with sugar. Bake In a moderate oven about an hour. When a cake for a nice occasion Is wanted, the following will be the one to prepare: Onions With Cheese. Cook even-sized onions until tender, place a layer In a baking dish, cover with a rich white sauce and a half-inch Inyer of finely-minced cheese; cover with another layer of onlons and white sauce, sprinkle with buttered crumbs and place In a hot oven to thoroughly heat through and brown the crumbs. Nese Magwat @. 1984, Western Jewapasye Union.) A PERTINENT INQUIRY. Applicant ~My former employer will tell you that my character Is beyond reproach. ALONG LIFE’S TRAIL By THOMAS A. CLARK Dean of Men, University of Iilinols, CHO HOH CRO HO OHO OO GHD (@, 1924, Western Newspaper Union.) GOING TO CHURCH WAS brought up to go to church. Bometimes we drove thiree and a half miles from our house to the village; sometimes If the horses were tired or over-worked we walked. The weather made littie difference; If it was cold we bundled up; If it rained we crouched under huge cotton umbrellas. Our shoes were all shined on Satur day night, our Sunday clothes cure fully laid out, our bodies made fit and pruper for the Sunday service, There was never any discussion as to whether we should or should not go to church. Going to church was like go- Ing to school; It was a foregone con- clusion, good for our minds, good for our souls, We got the habit, and like mast habits of youth, it still persists and the reward Is worth while, Wagner did not go to church last Sunday though it has been his custom to do so regularly at home.” He is in fact, a member of the church and looked upon somewhat as a leader In religious matters in his home com- munity. He explained the omission to himself and to his family In the let- ter he wrote home by alleging that he wns too busy. The unfamiliar and exacting duties of a new life had taken his time and required his attention, He had In fact, however, been out rather lute on Friday night at a party; Saturday afternoon he had gone rid- ing with some friends who had & car in town, and Saturday night he had been at a smoker and later had at- tended the second show at the Park. It was late when he got to bed and inte when he awakened In the morn ing. After he got up, he sat around half dressed until dl.aner was ready. His real resson for not going to little afraid, not knowing popular thing to do. gestion and no one did. He did not he was religious, and uniess he de will, perhaps, not go to church next Sunday. Church is a good habit one's mind sway from the routine, it calls his attention to higher ideals, it emphasizes his duty to God It strengthens his character and wards off temptation, and offers an opportunity for service learned early or seldom learned at all One can give a score of creditable rea don't it's because you are DOING WHAT WE LIKE DON'T doesn’t suit me ested In, I think I might get on" » was sitting on the station platform whittling and watching the train ge through. He was bent, unshaven, un kempt—the living picture of failure, I saw him first when I was seven and he a strong young fellow of thirty. He was running the grain elevator then with good business prospects, but he didn't like it; it did not seem tc sult him. He had talents. He sang in the church choir, he lead the vil lage band, he presided at public meet ings. He gave up the elevator shortly and opened a grocery store. He tried farming and market gardening: be ran a news stand; he was postmaster, hut he never put his best effort into any one of these activities, because he was not interested; he thought It was not what he was cut out for. He couldnt just get down to It. He drifted from Presbyterian te Christian Science; his political favor ites ranged from St. John and Grover Cleveland to Theodore Roosevelt. He stuck to no principle or profession, he got nowhere because he could not find anything that really held his interest Men with half his talent and one fourth of his opportunity far out stripped him, and because he was never willing to do well the thing at hand he found himself at seventy-five no further tham the station platform. 1 see men like him every day. They have opportunity to get training, bunt they are not satisfied, they are look ing for some more Interesting, more suitable, less exacting work. They hold back or shift about with the hope that they will discover some intel {ectunl occupation that will thrill them so that they will go to It with con. stant enthusiasm and without personal effort. They fall because they can’t get what they like, not realizing that ft is possible to learn to llke almost anything . and obligatory to do om work whether we lke it or not, No man gets anywhere who walts until he is pleased before he does his work, The man who succeeds does more difficult, disagreeable, unpleas ant, uninteresting things than does the average man. He doesn’t whine and look about for something soft-—he goes to I Say ‘Bayer Aspirin’ INSIST! Unless you see the “Bayer Cross” on tablets you are not getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin proved safe by millions and prescribed by phy- sicians for 24 years. Accept Safe” wer which contains proven directions Handy “Bayer” boxes of 12 tablets Also of 24 and 100—Druggists Aspirin 1s the trade mark . on of a Bayer Mase [ Také ackage SULPHUR COMPOUND nature's own blood and sidnbealing remedy~SULPHUR~prepared in a way to make its use most efficacious Use it in the ying to affected y. 60c and $1.20 the bottie of your drugg@ist’s. I he can’t supply you send his name and the price in stamps and we will send you a bottle direct. HANCOCK Han SULPHUR COMPANY Baltimore, M4. Feoncock Sud phsr Com Oins. " Lectures by Wire When a professor In an lowa cob recently with smallpox some fifty miles away frow his classes his students did not re they had been The professor, with the long-distance telephone, expecting. ald of the any interruption. — Telephone KIDNEY AILMENTS There is only one medicine that really Dr. Kilmer's stands the Swamp-Root upon thousands of distressing cases. Swamp-Root makes friends quickly because its mild and immediate effect is soon real ized in most cases. It is a gentle, healing Start treatment at once. Sold st sll and large, However, if you wish first to test this great preparation, send tem cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co, Binghamton, N. Y., for a bottle. When writing, be sure and mention this paper. Advertisement, The Contented Kind Chief—1 only engage married men. Applicant-—-111 Chief-—Yes-they are not In such a hurry to leave the office.~—Stockhelm Kasper. Roman Eye Balsam fs an antiseptic olnt. ment. Hence the medication heals by pene trating the inflamed eye surfaces. Adv, The Poor Victim Mrs. Yearwedd (during spat)-—I see now that as far as marrying is con cerned I might have done a lot better, Hushand—And 1 must suffer for your lack of judgment. Work is a preventive of crime: mavhe It will have to be compulsory. Sure Relief
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