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Handy tin boxes of twelve Bayer Tablets of As pirin cost few cents. Druggists also gell larger packages, Aspirin trade mark of Bayer Manufacture of Monosiceticacidester of Salicylicacid. ~Adv. proved The Comparison. “Can you imagine anything mo=e thin than that singer's tones?’ “Hardly, onles it Is a skeleton's ar ticulation.” Soak 1 envelope CHALMERS’ Gras- ulated GELATINE in 3{ cup cold water. Melt 4 oz. Chocolate in double- boiler, add 1 qt. scalded Milk, 1 cup sugar and the soaked Gela- tine, Plawor with vanilla. Pour inte moulds and sot in cold place to harden. Serve with of without whipped cream or custard. Serves 8. ve PURITY Laud Precipitated NON-cAUSTIC Amricul a quickly ava able, dry and infitie condition for drill- LIME ine ite once or sample, lilerature and freight rales. NATURAL LIME-MARL CO. Plant: Charles Town, W. Va, Offices: Ya Roanoke, MARLBDROOK LIME CoO. Plant: Maribrook, Va. tfices: Rouneke, Vs i HHH ii ENVIOUS MR. R. ROOSTER had many times looked at the Weather-cock sit- ting on his perch on top of the barn and wished he were in his place. And one morning when it was dark and cloudy, Mr. Rooster, feeling it his | flew to the top of the stone wall and | then to the top of some boxes and bar- | rels, piled up by the barn, “Nothing to do but swing up there where he ean 7 around | see every- | “BY 7 SPO NOT, CROW," S4/D THE SfHid Mr. Hoosier, ooking Weather-cock: “his wet and flat as up feathers mine and | the “You think ybu have all the work “How would you like to sit up | Rain or shine, blow high “You, Mr. Rooster can go inside a! nice dry house when it raius or snows | 1 never dat before aska my wheecha hotel gotta dat kinda room, He tella me da mush so 1 boss room #&¢8 no He say was Well, 1 eatn dunno how ean maka money dat way. I tink da boss gotta leetie deesgust room before. But he tellin me da mush room. He aska me wot for I no go een dot beezness, 1 say mebhe I try maka da money dat way eef he go een da partner weeth me. for do dat. 1 say eef he furnish da I gotta plenta room een house. dat room we gotta starta weeth. But da boss tells me I dunno soma- ting ver mooch. like. He finda some toadstool You know 1 getta so mad | no care I no tink anyting can be somating feegure ees da sama ting no matter wot Kinda reputash he gotta, Eef dn Wot you tink? Dann HOW DO YOU SAY IT? By C. N. Lurie Common Errors in English and How to Avoid Them TO “ENTHUSE" HE verb “enthuse” or “enthuse “over,” used frequently In recent years, and especially in newspaper (its shortness. giving the substituted for “to-become enthusias- tic over”) is not good English, In- decd, some writers call it slang: and all writers on good English agree In calling it a vulgarism, One authority says, "The word Is unknown to good ugh ge” This word, like many others of re eent growth, may become In time part of the English language, and be recog. nized ns good English, But it has no higtorienl or etymological authority, and should be avolded by anyone who wishes to speak and write correctly, It is the duty of all who have inher ited the English language to try, at least, to preserve its purity, One should not say, “She does not enthuse me,” or “she does not en- thuse.,” Por these, substitute “She does not arouse any enthusiasm In me,” and “Sho te not snthusiastie,” Be and when the cold weather comes you have the same warm place to live In. under the shade of the cool bushes and rest and your food Is given go you by “What happens to me? I am at the not, will come old Southeast and turn me that way. “Or I may be looking at around goes my head, as he sees fit. A fine time I have of It, to be sure.” sald Mr. Rooster, “but cannot even look where you wish. v to crow from.’ “Bat 1 do not crow,” sald the Wea- ther-tock., “lI just swing whichever way the winds blow me, “Can't you crow?’ asked Mr. Roos ter with wide-open eyes. ‘ “Never crowed since 1 was made” then nlong came the wind and “1 am glad I do not have to stay up there in this rain,” he sald. “And never crowed either, “Well, well, poor fellow. ter off than I thought, even if 1 do have the day. 1 shall never him again. Can't crow! What is the use of being a rooster any- and Mr, Roos loudly for joy thm barn in the be has Suvy ¥ i on top of the he was not rain. (Copyright) i) — “Pianists Must Be Born” Lightness of touch inborn acquire It, but in for the plano Is with some people; others ny such cusses it will artificial. On the acquire or le hand it Loud will, in all likelihood, play loudly. (if any not be he more 4% other EOE may never ¥ t-1 ow ' 3 talking, boisterous people Conrse-grained, brusque people such play the plano at all) will apt to play lightly and One could imagine a young ig shirt delicately, scarcely ian who wore n inz ideal from a plano. after all, It Is largely a matter mentality and spiritual make.op green tones so of But it i= also a matter of finger and mus- cular control, which secured by Indicisuicly chosen and intelligently used exercies may be Gladys Walton Charming Gladys Walton "holds the unique distinction of having been made a “movie” star one year after doing A) A LINE 0’ CHEER By John Kendrick Bangs. THE ROAD TO PE/CE. man would do his job as i188 he knows how, temnpled to em- Vw, er fellow sti tos Ae 0 it whet 3 Xx to of strife, and we would all - How Oysters Get Food, The main food « 3 vnlives PPS ! f the in upper ound either In suspension in water. or deposited as the tf aver of the bottom taelf sthirending at wenther, but only to be precipitated i} Stormy Of. i) Variety in Bibles, A colle between 1537 and 1086 was recently London. It the Great Bible, “Bug.” 1549: the Genevan 1560, and a “Pear” gold nt Sotheby's in cluded samples of 1540, the “Breeches - Bible 16538 REST FOR BEAUTY HE - pretty. woman is rarely may be extremely nervous She under which ably wears out her body five she looks near thirty, <he seems forty, at forty, at thirty more than 7 RRR The Woman's Tired Nerves Need Much Rest to Soothe Them, to overcome the nervous strain, eat plenty, for food soothes the nerves, ent often to keeb the blood in the stomach. This does not mean that oc- enslonal nibbles of enndy are to he tnken or that meals may be eaten any time of the day or night, It menns frequent nourishment at regular peri- ods. A good plan is an egg and milk be- tween breakfast and luncheon and be. tween luncheon and dinner, and a cup of hot chocolate and a cracker just before going to bed, The nervous woman should rest a lot to conserve her energies, When possible, she should le down in pre. tion is more complete, It Is surprising the number of minutes of rest that can be snatched between the duties of the day. If the rest follows im- mediately after a meal, dt will do don- ble good, for it will allow all the ener. gy to go toward digestion, Unfortunately, it is hard woman io that Con the nervous rest, Shu tnke the i¥pe find sort vouman, (Copyright ) i) Can more any other vf Ss IX > MONEY. i ARIOUS media of exchange wore been a scrap of leather sith a rude picture of a cow on it. This was called by the Latin word “pecunia.” derived from “pecus,” used in barter. Our present “pecunt. ary’ comes from this root, {Copyright ) a § DONT TIE A CALLA 1 TILT Your FINGER LZ (17) OUGHT To FORGET 2,UM PIN fi All over the world people for its benefits, as , well as its pleasure. Keeps teeth clean, breath sweet, throat soothed. appetite and digestion. StiLL 5¢ CATALINA Sed Did you know that ninety per cent of all human ailments depend upon the condition of your blood? Nature gives her warnings in va. ricus unmistakable ways, so that when the appetite fails, and you become weak and listler; and a gen- eral run-down condition scems to take possession of the whole body, it is an unfailing ign that impuri- ties will steadily accumulate until your general health will be scri- LOVE SEEN IN NEW LIGHT cording to Pronouncements of Modern Scientists, “Science revolutionizes our ideas” The speaker was W. L. George, the English feminist lecturer. He resumed: “A millionaire gontractor was com to a scientific friend of a beautiful actress had accepted his proposal only be had just discovered that she did so for purely mercenary motives “But my scientific friend pooh lament. “*“What a queer devil you are! be sald. ‘You want fo be loved for your looks alone--that is, for the position In space of the atoms, fons, molecules and what-not which chance, working through some Dar wintan selective theory, has grouped together in the entity that is your. self. Ridiculous! And you hate to be loved for your wenlth--for a financial mchievement, that Is to say, which is an unimpeachable testimoni. al to your Industry, intelligence, so briety and virtue" Caveman wethods may be tolerated ff it is the right caveman. ws OOS jously affected. You should recog- nize the importance, therefore, of very promptly cleansing out the system, and keeping the blood sup- i ply pure and robust. Get a bottle of 8. 8. 8, at your {drugstore to day, and note how promptly it builds up the appetite and gives new strength and vi- tality. Write for free literature and medical advice to Chief Med. cal Adviser, 1568 Swift Laboratory, Atlanta, Ga, HIMALAYAS IN SECOND PLACE | Explorations in Tibet Have Revealed Existence of a More Massive Mountain Range. Among the greatest results achieved by the Hedin explorations In Tibet was the discovery of a continuous mountain chain, 2000 miles long, stretching east and west, and which, taken as a whole, is the most massive range on the crust of the earth, Its average height above sea level is greater than that of the Himalayas, and although its peaks are from 4,000 to 5000 feet lower than Mount Ever est, its passes average 3,000 feet high- er than those of the Himalayas. The eastern and western parts of this range were known before, but the central. and highest part, in Bongba, was unexplored previous to Doctor Hedin’s visit. He crossed ten passes in the range. The Placid Exit “Why, oh, great philosopher, do you permit yourself such lengthy dis courses before quaffing the hemlock? inquired one of the members of the Socrates Yessing club, “It's ths way,” answered the se rene sage. “Xanflppe promised to slip a cake of yeast Into the mixture and 1 am waiting for it to work.”
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