absolute cleanlin ess and HOSIERY AGENTS—~intere whole, part time, Th » Finishing © 410% Lawrence 8: "hil > How They Work It. COULDN'T BE HAPPY, —— Buys the | “Your | happy.” | dium, { “1 don’t | plied the man. { “She is In heaven,” replied the me { lum. “There she would naturally be happy.” i “I don’t think =o,” replied the man | stubbornly. “1 don't see how she could | aver be entirely happy without | being around to find (ault with.” wife she Is entirely sald spiritualistic we gee how that can be,” re Before Starting Work. “Well, to the shop | morrow morning and I will put you I : work.” “To-morrow? I the come down couldn't day after.” possibly | come until | “Why?” “Why, tomorrow I take pn the great demonstration of protest i »f the unemployed.” —Life, must part IN DANGER “Tio vou belleve that kissing trans. mits microbes?” “No. but if my fiancee doesn’t quit fondling that dog 1 to get fleas.” expect xpression, ya tit for t nore polite URIC ACID IN MEAT | CLOGS THE KIDNEYS | Taro a Glags of Salts if Your Back Hurts or Bladder | Bothers, | ! i If vou must have your meat every | accasionally, snys a noted au | efforts They in thelr to hilood, expel it | the become siug- | misery in the kidney region, | gharp pains in the back or sick bead- | ache, dizziness. your stomach sours, | ment, the channels often get sore and two or three times during the night, To neutralize these irritating acids, the body's urinous waste get four ounces of Jad Salts from any phar macy here; take no tablespoonful in a glass of water before breakfast for a few days and your kidneys will then | act fine. This famous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, combined with lithia, and has heen for generations to flush snd stimulate stuggish kidneys, also | te neutrulize the acids in urine, so It po longer irritates, thus ending bladder Won kness, 1nd Salts 18 Inexpensive: cannot in. jure, and makes a delightful efferves cent lithia-water drink.—Adv. need Making Fast the ticker” “Then happened 7” “He snd the party locked horns.” “He bolted what 1f everybody loved Irish stew there wouldn't be enuf green vegetables to go ‘rotind, The name “Bayer” is only on genuine over eighteen years. proper directions Excess is an enemy of success, for Paln, “DIAMOND DYES” DON'T RUIN YOUR MATERIAL Women! Don’t Buy a Poor Dye That Fades, Streaks, or Runs, Each package of "Diamond Dyes” contains directions so shinple that any women can diamond-dye 8 new, rich, fadeiess color into worn, shabby gar- ments, whether linen, cotton or mixed goods, Buy “Diamond Dyes"—no other kind then perfect draperies, coverings, results are guaranteed before, card. Ady, have color even if you Druggist has never dyed Forget the faults of other people, Tin boxes of 12 tablets cost only a cents, Druggists also sell larger Aspirin is the trade of Mono Lud thing to do, if you have with The first ' Ww nit 4 Lae done it, Is to fall in ve ftate of Ohlo, County-—ss Frank J. C% City of Toledo, Lucas py makes oath that be is f the firm of ¥. J. Cheney wens in the City of Te ; id, and that x N. HALL'S CAT NE FRANK J. CHENEY. before me and subscribed is Sworn to pr this 6th day of December, sence, jleason, Notary Publie, RH MEDICINE is tals acts through the Blood risces of the System. . Toledo, Ohio > Jud Tunkins says a few “wople seem — | able to have a pretty easy time in life i... So E simply by getting the reputation of angrier he feels OIL AND GAS LEASES IN OCHILTR AND CALLAHAN COUNTIES, TEXAS, Y ty js n Get 40, 80, 180 a le A Mine of Wealth to the Farmer M. J. GROVE LIME COMPANY hard to please, LIFT OFF CORNS! ————— Drop Fteezone on a touchy corn, then lift that corn off with fifigers Li rs [[ KING:PIN CHEWING The tastiest tobacco you ever tasted. Kelloggs Asthma emedy for the prompt relief of Asthma and Hay Fever. Apk your druggist for it. 28 cents and one dollar. Write for FREE SAMPLE. Northrop & Lyman Co.,Inc.,Buffalo,N.Y. Prayed for Cure Finds it After 10 Years Food Would Sour and Boil ~Teeth Like Chalk Mr. Herbert M. Gessner writes from his bome in Berlin, N. H.: #1 had stomach trouble over ten years; kept getting worse. I tried everything for relief but it came back worse than ever, Last fall I got awfully bad; could only eat light loaf bread and tea. In Jsnuary I got #0 bad that what I would eat would sour and boil; my teeth would be like chalk. 1 suffered terribly. I prayed every day for something to cure me. One day I read about EATONIC and told my wife to get me a box at the drug store as | was going to work at 4 p. m. 1 took one-third of it snd began to feel relief; when it was three-fourths gone, I felt fine and when it was used up 1 had no pains. Wife got me other box but I have felt the pain but frie 1 used five tablets out of the new and I have no more stomach trouble. Now I write to tell you how thankful 1 am that I heard of EATONIC. 1 feel like a new man; I eat what I like, drink plenty of water, and it never hurts me st all. { Doesn't hurt a bit! {soft corn, or corn between the toes, | Irritation, 1 Freezone is the sensational wonderful ~Adv, Dyed.in-the-Wool. “ls he a real movie fan?” “I'll say so. Why, he even wears a cellujoid collar.”-Film Fun. A Feeling of Security You naturally feel secure when you know that the medicine you are about to take is absolutely pure and contains no harmful or habit producing drugs. Such & medicine is Dr. Kilmer's Swamp Root, kidney, liver and bladder remedy. The same standard of purity, strength snd excellence is maintained in every bottle of Swamp-Root. It is scientifically compounded from vegetable herbs. It is not a stimulant and is taken in ! It is nature's great and overcoming kidney, der troubles. A sworn statement of purity is with every bottle of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp If you need § medicine, you should have the best. On sale at all stores medium The Formalities, “Obscurity has some slight advap tages.” “For “a ot instance?” long ns a man he composing a He another job." wicuous doesn’t have of resigon and shout letter tion. for can simply look quit For Art's Sake. tembrandt, Helen! What wonderful ! is that Rubens I” perfectly is a Were they both painted by the same man?" Cartoons, A Handicap Race. The Sire Xou loaf vou hustle prosperity follow, The Son—But I don’t want pros perity trailin’ after me all time, I'm givin’ it a chapce to catch up. marvelons! much, If will be sure too to the A Movie Star. “Register indignation.” *] can't,” “Your salary is reduced a thousand a week. Now can you register indig nation” THE TOILER. She—Does a farmer have to work hard? 4 He-—~Yes, But not as hard as the average person who has to buy what us farmers raise. Something He Didn't Have, He is a millionaire and yet Today 1 can recall with glee, He wished to light a cigarette And had to beg a match from me Abrasive Knee-Work. : Hewitt-~He wouldn't rent you the flat, eh? i Jewett-—No; he sald that 1 was so | bowlegged that 1 would be continually | rubbing the paper off the walls, Going Her One Better, “Jack Gribble has Invited me to take a ride In his airplane” sald Miss Blobbs, gayly. “Indeed?” replied Miss Blibbs, in ter coldest manner, “I have been in. vited to cruise with a party of friends for 80 days in a dirigible.” Letting Him Down Easy, “11 1s lazy, fen't he?” “well, 1 wouldn't say that exactly. He just seems to have the impression that work ls patented and he'd wet into trouble If he used it.” GENUINE Mixa l DURHAM with our favorite to- cco. I's like sugar in your coffee. Spohn’s MING? USE back in condition. Twenty six cations, and all of the throat, nose And Iongs. ; : a Ae Goshen, Ind,
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