Cob ee WR of Women OQ SRL LLL ovo Se \) Hp ES) Cam BUR CI O° ies vit Ant PRELIRAIVE Owe Their Health To Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound — overshadowin indeed is the success of this great medicine. Compared with it, all other medicines for women’s ills seem to be experiments. Why is it so successful? Simply because of its sterling worth. For over forty years it has had no equal. Women for two generations have depended upon it with confidence. Thousands of Their Letters are on our files, which prove these statements to be facts, not mere boasting, Here Are Two Sample Letters: Fall River, Mass. — ‘Three Mother and Deughter Helped years ago I gave birth to a little Biiddiebus ’ dis B. Pinkhas girl and after she was born I did ata ak a8 Naam 8 not pick up weil. I doctored for oe when 1 oe years old. 1 Iwomouths and my condition yon was run down with femaletrouble majsed tie sate. Ove ay one d was not able to do anything, o 3 4 . Bel not walk for a year and my door and my ph pune sug could not work. I bad treatment Ne Tams YS er otabe os Jrom 3 Physician butdidag: pain. wand. 1 started it immediately ni Las Et Pikn an v OKS | and I felt better and could eat 3 0ut CE eso better after the first bottle, and try i Ine first few bottles gave 1, contioned Saki BE fe a pt IE “ 8 baby boy ail jad a seh easier 3 v ime as »O e © se m2 Work. The 5 egetable Com. Compound for four monthsbefore pou aleozegula my on eh baby came. On gettingupl had hen 3 ond V ye bleC . nd no pains like I had before, and no RoC IanC Stable Fr dizziness, and in two weeks felt bout as well as ever.’'—Mrs, used.” — Mrs. W. YERGER, R. 3, | 7 DI 3 Colum: Box 21, Middleburg, Pa. THOMAS WILKINSON, 363 Colum bia Street, Fall River, Masa. Wise Is the Woman Who Insists Upon Having LydiaE.Pinkham's CL EELICRCT TTT YDIA EE. PINKHAM MEDICIN A GOT MARK TWAIN STIRRED UP | LONG SINCE HE HEARD WORD Humorist, Tired of Listening to Series of Remarkable Stories, Rose to the Occasion. officer sald at a banquet York: » of the war stories that 1 hear remind me of Mark Twain. Mark, you know, once sat in the smoking room of a steamer and listened for an hour | or two to some remarkable lies, ‘hen he drawled : “Boys, these feats of yours that you've been telling about recall an ad- venture of my own in Hann I. There was a fire in Hannibal one night, and old man Hankinson got caught in the fourth story of the burning house. It None of the ladders was long enough to reach 1} +4 © : another v looked as If he was a goner, The crowd stared at one iwed eyes, Nobody could Then all of a sudden. boys, an idea occurred to me. “Fetch me a rope!” 1 yelled. Some think of an : * to do, body fetched a rope, and with great presence of mind I flung the end of it gp to the old man. “Tie her round! your waist!” I yelled. Old man Han- kinson did so and I pulled him down.” Atmospheric Camouflage. Mr. Crimsonbeak--1 found a clove in this bread you made, wife. Mrs. Crimsonbeak—Yes, dear. There | Tramp Probably Would Have Needed Dictionary to Get Proper Defi nition of Morals, The tramp was a long, skinny Indi vidual with a particularly villainous cast of countenance, and he wore a pair of trou that had been de signed for n of at least three times his d er. farmhouse door hrougest out a sour, hard-fuced puritanical woman who froze him with one glance and then proceeded to eye him up and down— especially down “You needn't ask me for anything.” che said. harshly. “1 can see that your morals are of the loosest kind and that you deserve, nothing." “Well, mun,” replied the tramp, “mebbe so, though 1 ain't never heard ‘em called that name before, youu won't give me somethin’ to help fill 'em out mabbe you'd spare me a bit change, All Going Smoothly. The chaplain came plodding along the rond coming back from the front lines several hours after the infantry had gone over the top. “How are things going up there?” inquired an artillery lieutenant. is some rye in that bread, and the “Fine, fine! =aid the chaplain clove is used so that no one will de- | “We're knocking them for a goal.” tect the rye~Yonkers Statesman. “Haven't seen many prisoners,” sal et —————————— the llentenant, skeptically. Big game herds are increasing rap “No, nnd 1 guess you won't,” replied fdly on the four United States big! the chaffhin; “our machine guns hav game reservations, en't jammed all morning.”—Home Sec: hms tor. It's just as desirable to know when VE when to grasp an opportunity. know some people they know, — of Grape-Nuts will do more than many words to convince you of the goodness of this wheat and barley food. But it’s worth saying that Grape- Nuts contains all the nutriment of the grains, is ready to eat, requires no sugar and there’s no waste. Grape-Nuts is a Builder ECLIPSE OF THE MOON, A young couple were occupying the | light night. From a near-by windov | her mother inquired: “Mary, what arn {| you doing up so Inte?” { “Looking at the beautiful { mother” | “Well, it's twelve o'clock. You hae | better send the moon home. "—Every | body's Magazine, monn Something to Fall Back On. “Bilfur says he is having a hare | time keeping a roof over his head.” “1 don't sympathize with him, I give up his automobile.” “He says he can’t think of doing that. { to the worst, it's comforting to knov that his automobile has a top.” An Imported Article, “The possession of a motor is no necessarily a mark of distinction.” “Not nowadays,” replied Miss Snip pers, “but If you happen to own i motor car that is driven by a chauffem who speaks English with great diffi culty, you may h up your head i 61 ' rifle in some ci Cannibalistic. “My dear, listen to this,” exclaimed the elderly English lady to her hus tmnd on her first visit to he states She held the hotel menu almost a arm's length and spoke in a tone of horror: “Baked possible In a * flan pudding civilized country? “My John is thinking of charter ing a yacht for the summer.” “Won't that be pretty expensive? “Not so long as we confine ours selvea to thinking about it.” Flies for Its Life. Btrange how time flies” how very oft We hear this sald-and still it Isn't so strange; if time did not More folks would try to kill it Old Friends. “Grandpop says he cares only for the things of long ago.” “Yes, | see he subscribes to a smart magazine” “That's for the sake of the Jokes” Good Way. “How did you get your parrot to talk so fluently ¥ “I hung his cage in the room where my wife's club meets.” Taking No Chances. Mrs. Al really believe she had her second husband selected befors she was divorced from the first one Mrs. B.—Certainly. Why else shoulc she get a divorce? When It Pays to Be Ignorant aGabbells seems to be well inform ed on any subject.” “Except when he will be able to pay me what he owes me. He is absolute iy stupid on that point.” The Same Thing. “1 say, Tom, these here Frenchics i call a gal's feller her finance.” “Aw, well, ain't dat what it comes to?” Accounting for It “He showed his grit when he was hurled out of the machine” | dust.” Two Views, “No. I never visit the pawnshop, 1 Jon't like the principle of the thing.” “It's the Interest that I don't like.” Escaping His Wife's Tongue, Mr. Bjones—It must be rather trying for a talkative woman like Mrs, Gab blecs to be married to a man as deat as Mr. Gabblees.” Mrs, Bjones—8o it Is. And, to make matters worse, she has a lurking suspicion that he lost his hearing just to spite her~London Answers, Nothing Like That. “Did those two men have an epls tolary dispute?” “No pistols In the dispute at all They took It out in letter-writing.” CENTRE HALL. PA. SRI » OUGHNUTS made D the doughboy happy during the war and no won- der. There is nothing more wholesome and delightful than doughnuts or crullers rightly made. Their rich, golden color and appetizing aroma will create an appe- tite quicker than anything else in the world. Here are the famous dough- nut and cruller recipes from the New Royal Cook Jook. ROYAL BAKING POWDER Absolutely Pure Doughnuts 2 tablespoons shortening 8 cup sugar 1 egg 8% cup milk 1 teaspoon nutmeg 1 teaspoon salt 8 cups flour 4 teaspoons Royal Baking Powder Cream shortening: add sugar and well-beaten egg; stir in milk: add nutmeg, salt, flour and taking powder which have been sifted together and enough ad- ditional flour to make dough stiff enough to roll. Roll out on fionred board to about 3% inch thick: eut out. Fry in deep fat hot enough to brown & plece of bread in &@ seconds Drain on unglazed paper and sprinkle with powdered sugar, Afternoon Tea Doughnuts degpy 6 tablespoons sugar § teaspoon salt i teaspoon grated nutmeg 2 tablespoons shortening € tablespoons milk 2 cups flour 3 teaspoons Royal Baking Powder Beat eggs until very light: add sugar, salt, nutmeg and melted shortening: add milk, and flour and baking powder which have been sifted together; mix well Drop by teaspoons into deep hot fat and fry until brown. Drain well on ungiazed paper and sprinkle lightly with pow dered sugar. Crullers 4 tablespoons shortening 1 cup sugar 2epps 2 cups flour 1 tenspoon cinnamon teaspoon salt teaspoons Royal Baking Powder 6 cup milk Cream shortening: add sugar gradually and beaten eggs; sift together flour, cinnamon, salt und baking powder; add one- half and mix well; add milk and remainder of dry ingredients to make soft dough. Roll out on floured board to about 3% inch thick and cut into strips sbout 4 inches long and 3% inch wide; roll In hands and twist each strip and bring ends together. Fry In deep hot fat. Drain and roll in powdered sugar. FREE New Royxl Conk Book con taining these and scores of other delightful recipes. Write for it TODAY ROYAL BAKING POWDER OO. 118 Puiton Street New York Ony SEEKS FOE OF JAP BEETLE| The average mar { pose as a hero when nobody's looking Specialist Has Been Detailed to Bring to This Country Enemy of Horticultural Pest. Cuticura Soothes Itching Scalp i On retiring gently rub spots of dan- LL druff and itching with Cuticura Oint- The Japanese beetle is . Next morning shampoo with ie old enemies on its trail in thig| Cuticura Soap snd hot water. Make The United States depart them your every-day tollet preparations of agriculture has sent a man to and have a clear skin and soft, white to find those enemies and send | hands.—Ady, i 1G to have Toent country cross the ocean. They will . 3 viesry td ty 4 +» established in the sections of The man who finds neighbors’ tie time ersey where the beetle has a foothold, and they are ex- pected to ald i in the control of | the pest, ! aced Opportunity. in Japan is «1 together, but little yditions and iis kind of work. It » task will require for two or three i ig known of sites of the Japanese beetle vy were through! al is #till to be learned only ‘Oh, yw awkward!” conditions where the |" Tisn't d , but has any one seen with all the enemies that cried she, Self-esteem never lets ! reaches the jumping off place, FRECKLES Now Is the Time to Get Rid of These Ugly Spots There's no lon r the slightest need of feeling ashe our freckles, as Othine —@ouble sr ALLENS FOOT EASE ves ease and comiort to feet that are tender and sore. Let me tell you I love if shoes pinch “since the ice is now | or corns and bun. Houston Post. | JK | ions ache this i 4 Antiseptic, Heal ing Powder will give quick relief, Shake it in your | Shoes. Sprinkle it fim the Foot bath, | Sold everywhere, The beetle reached this *ouniry house plant importations of green- nd thus far apparently arntively free from no | - _— between us”- has been cot —— festations by natural enemies, Free Tin Boxes. | There are countless uses for tin | Otherwise Content, boxes, “Dat hushban' ob yours,” one colored Most dealers in cigarettes have on | wash lady observed to another, over hand boxes of this kind, eleven inches the dividing back fence, “he shore do long, six inches wide and four inches wem a right contented man.” deep, which are thrown away. Some “He would be,” the other responded, | dealers are glad to accommodate per “'Ceptin’ for only two things which sons who desire these tin receptacles troubles him He has to quit eatin’ and will give them away without cost, to sleep, an’ he has to quit sgleep'n’ to The following sare some very good rut.” {wavs in which the tin boxes can be utilized : Incredible Feat. { Lunch boxes when out camping or | “1 see where somebody has [nvented fishing, as they will hold a good sup | a safety pocket for men.” { ply of lunch. “Aw, don't be telling fairy tales to a! Covered with a white enamel and married man. used as a cake-box or bread-bhox, Keeping food away from rats, mice A woman may call her new Easter and other pests bonnet a love of a hat because it sel-| Painted and used as a flower box.— | Jom lasts more than six months, Thrift Magazine, DrTutts NS Acid Stomach Makes the Body Sour Nine Out of Ten People Suffer From It Health and Economy It sends its harmful acide and gases all Rule Your Table Cup when you make your meal-time beverage Instant Postum Its rich coffee like flavor satisfies and its freedom from any harm. ful iigredient, such as the coffee drug caffeine, makes it a better drink for young and old. There has been no raise in price and the high quality of Postum is always © “There's a Reason” Made by POSTUM CEREAL COMPANY over the body, instead of health and strength. Day and night this ceaseless dame age goes on. No matter how strong, ite victim cannot long withstand the health destroying effects of an acid stomach, * *Good news for millions of sufferers. Chemists have found a sure remedy-—one that takes the acid up and carries it out of the body; of course, when the cause is removed, the sufferer gets well. Bloating, indigestion, sour, acid, gassy stomach miseries all removed. This is proven by over half a million ailing folks who have taken EATONIC with wonder ful benefits. It can be obtained from any druggist,” who will cheerfully refund ite trifling cost if mot entirely satisfactory. Everyone should enjoy its benefits. Fre quently the first tablet gives relief. Famous Frederick Lime A Nine of Wealth to the Farmer
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