GASTORIA For Infants and Children. Mothers Know That Genuine Castoria Remedy fof and Diarrhoed For Over Thirty Years GASTORIA Exact Copy of Wrapper. FHE CENTAUR SONPANY, NEW YORE OITV. NO NEED FOR INTERPRETER MUCH EXPLANATION IN ORDER an—— Joc Simite Signafer® GATT re SPRY. RK Wife Had to Be Satisfied as to the identity of Husband's “Alma.” Squaw Evidently Had Not Always | Young Been One of the Ordinary | “Blanket Variety.” Arizona, A ever-faithful We were honeymooning in Of course, had us, hushand newly wed, and also a graduate of the University of South- ern California, went to attend a ban- quet on the campus with a few of his He telephon- we with corner Indian our camera On the street an old sidewnlk with pottery on about her. 1 that te a dandy picture to take back home. My wife and I stopped in front of the squaw and, knowing an Indian's su-| perstition about being photographed, we hesitated. Just then the proprietor | of the store In front squatting the quired of “Do would object to our taking a 1 her?’ He sald he didn't might try it. a while discussing spoke up Adecl principal | town 1 of a small SAW the exhibi- would squaw sitting on college mates. omitted ing his wife. When friend home wife her tion thought husband was did almost ready break off diplomatic relations, “Where in the world have you been?’ was her menacing question. “Why, dearie, I have been out em- joying the evening with my dear Alma Mater.” “What? {Ing to arrive his to «i o of which she was door and I in- thir opened him: you she ejaculated his wife, jump- pshot “Alma who?" T Alma who? Then that were | her feet. of “TOW ot Know tears. we we It took the errant head of the fam fly Just two and twenty-five minutes to his heart-broken helpmate that Alma Mater was not an { alluring vampire the squaw nglish and “No, 1 don’t taken."—EX hours convince with care to Los Angeles Times, change, A Shock for Father, had a baby The parents told him that found under a goose sh. Tommy comes in from the solled and dirty. “What have you been dolog?”’ The Vegetarian Airman “Hohey" Baker, the ghia athle brillls vi was tnlking at the Ph try it his France, “1 knew erashed Tommy ladel. . adel- | month old. sister. ahout a young Pt f who made a war, Coun- in she been r t} int 1 had berry bu garden, club abot asked one “who | around the came the answer, you find any baby?” 1K at mother. No.” answered Tommy. “1 was put. ting the last one back."—Exchange. ‘Digging 1 320 | bushes,” hima} “Did time on | wir “ dug gooseberry in German miles back took month, and he 1 raw turnips up at night.” wee!” said a young lady. “I wonder} = ~~ — i | how such an experience Oh, S80 Much! i Father hole that he ed wonder “The poor guy,” said the alrman,| wife—You complain that I am al “told me It felt like a root mare hh ways asking you for money. Why — | don't you give me so much a year and Very Much. | have done with It? “Is anything in that cipher| Hub ~-1 do give you “so much.” message?’ “I am sure it was not sent | That's just what I complain of. for naught.” | ———— | The average man never casts his but anybody | bread upon the waters until it becomes stale, there Good taste is a gift, can learn the rules, ( a SOF, 7 NI NL RY tl Te A” oe Sil Re a th ” 7 Sleep Is Sweet — so if coffee plays tricks with your nerves and breaks your rest a 1 WY NNN ANS Oh SUPP han SE This economical bever- age has a rich coffee- like flavor that truly satisfies. Made by Postum Cereal Co. Battle Creek, Mich. Sold by Grocers and General Stores. ON ONIN ON ON NEON FN AS a a a en ean Nd SENATE SWAYED BY YOUTHS Conspicuous Examples of Precocity Furnished by the British Commons, the Mother of Parliaments, Bri, commons For a long time it has been a ish boast that the house of is the most widely representative of not only all social grades, but numbers among its membership men of all ages, from the mere youth to the octogena- rian. were 40 legislators in the of these were only sixteen Edmund Waller, the poet and cour- was, as Clarendon “nursed in parliament.” and probably nished the only instance of a man who could look back upon two-thirds of a SAVE, Charles James Fox was but nine the le borough” of weeks for “pocket Midhurst. not older when he made one of the finest “maiden speeches” ever heard at West “I heard it spoken of by as 0 extraordinary to a friend, tle pleased with it.” Chesterfield was a legislator at twenty, when he the com- mons. His first speech “electrified the he wns, however, that was many minster, everybody most thing," father wrote his “g and I am not a lit entered g said to have His ished triumph by the not yet a heavy fine ise. circumstance WHS of age he for speaking In More precocious yet Pitt. Although he had passed his twenty-first birthds when Appleby gent him to parliament, he had with- in a few weeks after the taking of his keen- est debater and the finest speaker In Upon the conclusion of a member of the have ob- he one © was lab! the house was William i goat established himself as the the commons, his “maiden speech” was to Fox: opposition served the men In so already,” replied Pitt was scarcely twenty-three when reported to “Pitt first he the chequer minister, made chancellor of ex- At twenty-four he was prime was End to “Hotel of Kings” Hotel of kings" and consigere the Paris, is The amed “the hotel most Bristol, nick: select In but the remembrance of 1 Fe Mr the heat ut 5 el is M f the firm picturesque past. a British subject, whose gon 1s still the hotel 1 R70 was VII, then yotographs he soon after patronized by i prince of Wales with aute yh gignstn can hotel vouth wiv the black beard a Inter perio beard whic hHIOrons nu ! his King Gee pold of Belgian risians,” 0 reo ft {seOTE® | Trees for Hall of Fame. A popular at Spar C.. the top of which tree tansburg, S. shot off dur celebration In the hall of is being compiled ws ing the Fourth of July 1832, has fame for trees which by the American association From Lisbon. O. comes the tion of which dians and ra agreement heen entered in Forestry i nomina- the In- to an be kettles, Ralph G. {ile enters the that city C. C. Royce the tree under white settle came regarding iron ore to in making of Circles Logan Elim in nominates the Sir Joseph Hooker Oak at Cal. General Sherman mated that 7.000 men stand in need Smith , Chico, esti. could A. D. Dart nominates the “Largest Live Onk” In the South, at Prunswick, Oa. known to be a veteran in 1763. It has a circumference of & Fatal Famine After Feast A play, a dance and a feast, wind- ing up a season of plenty, Was respon- Kilbuck, superintendent of schools for (Alaska) dis The famine following the feast, Mr. rescue with a meager supply of food. It will be years, Mr. Kilbuck de- ity. Mint Established Record, The Philadelphia mint shattered coinage records in 1019. Do.sestic coinage totaled BO0OI5.000 pieces. as Coinage for foreign countries amount: od to 00.520.105 pieces, compared with 28 480,000 in 1918, Early Struggles. “Toll me, Mr. Wombat, of your early struggles.” “Well, my mother says they were terrible when she wanted to scrub my ears,” Kansas City Journal CENTRE HALL, PA. IS HY - 4 Appropriate. “What do vou think are the best flow- ers for an April bride to carry?’ “1 would advise a shower bouquet.” SHE DYES HER OL GARMENTS LIKE NEW “Diamond Dyes” Make Faded, Shabby Apparel So Fresh and Stylish. Don't worry Use “Diamond give a new, fabric, cotton about perfect resuits, Dyes" guaranteed to rich, fadeless color to any whether it be wool, silk, linen, or mixed stockings, goods, ~dresses, blouses, skirts, children’s coats, feathers—everything. Direction Book with each package tells how to diamond dye over any color, To match any material, have dealer ghow you “Diamond Dye” Color Card. Ady, So Considerate. at usual plies o LU baggage the platfo 1 } Le usual way the porters were ba is traffic $e traffic was its helg { pa on rn i i Ing it about, while the owners moum- fully looked on. Suddenly the station. master appeared, and, approaching one of the most vigorous baggage-smash- ing porters, shouted In stern tones: ing those trunks about like that?” The passengers pinched themselves to make sure that they were not when the official added: dents in the concrete platform?” The Bad Old Days. | John B. Gough Ryan of Rochester | sald in a temperance address: “No more of this reason glory be! “A clubman in the bad old days sald | to another clubman during the high- | ball hour: | “ Tush lost his reason last night! | “ ‘How come,’ sald the second club- | man with a frightened look | “ Dear knows!” sald the first club man. ‘He had one, and a good one, when he left here at 3 a. m., but he | forgot it somehow on the way home.'” losing | Naturally. | “The poet sang to his love, Drink | to me only with thine eyes'"™ | “She must have had liquld eyes” nourishi Easy to of twenty cal jus ou’re going to 1 Lucky Strikes t right. Because go fla od, wholesome vor of toasted Collar Salesman’'s Ailment Would Probably Yield to Treatment of the Right Kind. his lin- “What's that 7 a ber fifteen chok . teen neck. “A dise nee uliar to one pe After flannel he collar has sAd these circles for any begins to think, circles and spirals ever arrive think at any to I catch which take a walk circles KN lars The streets » stars seem at times a merry-go round made up of objects, “At night I dream of mous the sky made up o at top of which Is a collar box.” “Young man 1 sald, ) needs laundering.” of collars the “your brain Cartoons Maga- zine, After.-War Coffee, People old enough to remember the Civil war are able to recall the was difficult and often impossible to used, such as parched rye, but one that po- tatoes. The latter were first roasted and allowed to burn somewhat on the outside. Then they were mashed In water and boiled. The water was thus g0 unpalatable as might be Imagined. Sugar in those days cost 25 cents a | pound. But the sweet potato coffee | required no sugar, and So Was an eco- nomical drink. Up-to-Date Economy. Charity Collector--Have you any particular use for your old clothes? Surly Citizen—Sure. I'm wearing because rs srssrenaves ——— mm —— have a regular Sunday ck of homesickness when wile ring ! Some men Granulated Eyelids Stiles, Inflamed relieved over night by Roman Ere Ba Cue iris] proves its merit Ady 8 “if { Ag | Kill the Cold. At the first sneeze take HILL'S CASCARAL=P QUININ BROMIDE) Standard cold remedy for 20 yemd —in tablet form—sale, sure, BO opiates—Dbreaks Up 8 cold in 24 bours-——relieves Fie in 3 ds Money back if it fails. genuine box bas a Re top with Mr, at picture. » . At All Drag Steves — OWNERS Keep a bottle of Yager's Liniment in your stable for spavin, curb, splint or any enlargement, for shoulder and dispels pain and stifiness ¢ ly. YAGER'S LINIMENT At all dealers. Price 35 cents. 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