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Wife Had to Be Satisfied as to
the identity of Husband's
“Alma.”
Squaw Evidently Had Not Always | Young
Been One of the Ordinary |
“Blanket Variety.”
Arizona, A
ever-faithful
We were honeymooning in
Of course, had
us,
hushand newly wed, and also a
graduate of the University of South-
ern California, went to attend a ban-
quet on the campus with a few of his
He telephon-
we
with
corner
Indian
our
camera On the
street
an old
sidewnlk with pottery on
about her. 1 that
te a dandy picture to take back home.
My wife and I stopped in front of the
squaw and, knowing an Indian's su-|
perstition about being photographed,
we hesitated. Just then the proprietor |
of the store In front
squatting the
quired of “Do
would object to our taking a 1
her?’ He sald he didn't
might try it. a while
discussing
spoke up
Adecl
principal
| town 1
of a small
SAW
the
exhibi-
would
squaw sitting on college mates. omitted
ing his wife.
When friend
home wife
her
tion thought
husband
was
did
almost ready
break off diplomatic relations,
“Where in the world have you
been?’ was her menacing question.
“Why, dearie, I have been out em-
joying the evening with my dear Alma
Mater.”
“What?
{Ing to
arrive
his to
«i o
of which she was
door and I in-
thir
opened
him: you she
ejaculated his wife, jump-
pshot “Alma who?" T
Alma who? Then
that
were |
her feet.
of “TOW
ot Know tears.
we we
It took the errant head of the fam
fly Just two and twenty-five
minutes to his heart-broken
helpmate that Alma Mater was not an
{ alluring vampire
the squaw
nglish and
“No, 1 don’t
taken."—EX
hours
convince
with
care to
Los Angeles Times,
change,
A Shock for Father,
had a baby
The parents told him that
found under a goose
sh. Tommy comes in from the
solled and dirty.
“What have you been dolog?”’
The Vegetarian Airman
“Hohey" Baker, the
ghia athle
brillls vi
was tnlking at the Ph
try it his
France,
“1 knew
erashed
Tommy
ladel. .
adel- | month old.
sister. ahout a
young Pt
f who made a
war,
Coun-
in
she been
r t}
int 1
had
berry bu
garden,
club abot
asked
one “who | around the
came the answer,
you find any baby?”
1K at mother.
No.” answered Tommy. “1 was put.
ting the last one back."—Exchange.
‘Digging
1 320 | bushes,”
hima} “Did
time on | wir
“
dug
gooseberry
in German
miles back took
month, and he 1
raw turnips
up at night.”
wee!” said a young lady. “I wonder} = ~~ —
i
|
how such an experience Oh, S80 Much!
i
Father
hole
that he
ed
wonder
“The poor guy,” said the alrman,| wife—You complain that I am al
“told me It felt like a root mare hh ways asking you for money. Why
— | don't you give me so much a year and
Very Much. | have done with It?
“Is anything in that cipher| Hub ~-1 do give you “so much.”
message?’ “I am sure it was not sent | That's just what I complain of.
for naught.” | ————
| The average man never casts his
but anybody | bread upon the waters until it becomes
stale,
there
Good taste is a gift,
can learn the rules,
(
a SOF, 7 NI NL RY tl Te A” oe Sil Re a th ” 7
Sleep Is Sweet
— so if coffee
plays tricks with
your nerves and
breaks your rest
a 1 WY
NNN ANS
Oh SUPP han SE
This economical bever-
age has a rich coffee-
like flavor that truly
satisfies.
Made by
Postum Cereal Co. Battle Creek, Mich.
Sold by Grocers and General Stores.
ON ONIN ON ON NEON FN
AS
a a a en ean Nd
SENATE SWAYED BY YOUTHS
Conspicuous Examples of Precocity
Furnished by the British Commons,
the Mother of Parliaments,
Bri,
commons
For a long time it has been a
ish boast that the house of
is the most widely representative of
not only all social grades, but numbers
among its membership men of all ages,
from the mere youth to the octogena-
rian.
were 40 legislators in the
of these were only sixteen
Edmund Waller, the poet and cour-
was, as Clarendon “nursed
in parliament.” and probably
nished the only instance of a man who
could look back upon two-thirds of a
SAVE,
Charles James Fox was but nine
the
le
borough” of
weeks
for “pocket
Midhurst. not
older when he made one of the finest
“maiden speeches” ever heard at West
“I heard it spoken of by
as 0 extraordinary
to a friend,
tle pleased with it.”
Chesterfield was a legislator at
twenty, when he the com-
mons. His first speech
“electrified the he
wns, however,
that
was many
minster,
everybody
most
thing," father wrote
his
“g
and I am not a lit
entered
g said to have
His
ished
triumph
by the
not yet
a heavy fine
ise.
circumstance WHS
of age he
for speaking In
More precocious yet
Pitt. Although he had passed his
twenty-first birthds when Appleby
gent him to parliament, he had with-
in a few weeks after the taking of his
keen-
est debater and the finest speaker In
Upon the conclusion of
a member of the
have ob-
he one ©
was lab!
the house
was William
i
goat established himself as the
the commons,
his “maiden speech”
was to
Fox:
opposition
served
the men In
so already,” replied
Pitt was scarcely twenty-three when
reported
to “Pitt
first
he the
chequer
minister,
made chancellor of ex-
At twenty-four he was prime
was
End to “Hotel of Kings”
Hotel
of kings" and consigere the
Paris, is
The amed “the
hotel
most
Bristol, nick:
select In
but the remembrance of 1
Fe
Mr
the heat
ut 5 el is
M
f the firm
picturesque past.
a British subject, whose
gon 1s still the
hotel 1
R70 was
VII, then
yotographs
he
soon after
patronized by i
prince of Wales
with aute yh gignstn can
hotel
vouth
wiv
the
black beard
a Inter perio
beard whic
hHIOrons
nu !
his
King Gee
pold of Belgian
risians,”
0 reo ft
{seOTE® |
Trees for Hall of Fame.
A popular at Spar
C.. the top of which
tree tansburg, S.
shot off dur
celebration In
the hall of
is being compiled
ws
ing the Fourth of July
1832, has
fame for trees which
by the American association
From Lisbon. O. comes the
tion of which
dians and ra
agreement
heen entered in
Forestry i
nomina-
the In-
to an
be
kettles, Ralph G.
{ile enters the
that city C. C. Royce
the tree under
white settle came
regarding iron ore to
in making
of Circles
Logan Elim in
nominates the Sir Joseph Hooker Oak
at Cal. General Sherman
mated that 7.000 men stand in
need
Smith ,
Chico, esti.
could
A. D. Dart nominates the “Largest
Live Onk” In the South, at Prunswick,
Oa. known to be a veteran in 1763. It
has a circumference of &
Fatal Famine After Feast
A play, a dance and a feast, wind-
ing up a season of plenty, Was respon-
Kilbuck, superintendent of schools for
(Alaska) dis
The famine following the feast, Mr.
rescue with a meager supply of food.
It will be years, Mr. Kilbuck de-
ity.
Mint Established Record,
The Philadelphia mint shattered
coinage records in 1019. Do.sestic
coinage totaled BO0OI5.000 pieces. as
Coinage for foreign countries amount:
od to 00.520.105 pieces, compared with
28 480,000 in 1918,
Early Struggles.
“Toll me, Mr. Wombat, of your early
struggles.”
“Well, my mother says they were
terrible when she wanted to scrub my
ears,” Kansas City Journal
CENTRE
HALL, PA.
IS
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Appropriate.
“What do vou think are the best flow-
ers for an April bride to carry?’
“1 would advise a shower bouquet.”
SHE DYES HER OL
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“Diamond Dyes” Make Faded, Shabby
Apparel So Fresh and Stylish.
Don't worry
Use “Diamond
give a new,
fabric,
cotton
about perfect resuits,
Dyes" guaranteed to
rich, fadeless color to any
whether it be wool, silk, linen,
or mixed
stockings,
goods, ~dresses,
blouses, skirts, children’s
coats, feathers—everything.
Direction Book with each package
tells how to diamond dye over any color,
To match any material, have dealer
ghow you “Diamond Dye” Color Card.
Ady,
So Considerate.
at
usual plies o LU
baggage the platfo
1
}
Le usual way the porters were ba is
traffic $e
traffic was its helg
{ pa
on rn
i i
Ing it about, while the owners moum-
fully looked on. Suddenly the station.
master appeared, and, approaching one
of the most vigorous baggage-smash-
ing porters, shouted In stern tones:
ing those trunks about like that?”
The passengers pinched themselves
to make sure that they were not
when the official added:
dents in the concrete platform?”
The Bad Old Days. |
John B. Gough Ryan of Rochester |
sald in a temperance address:
“No more of this reason
glory be!
“A clubman in the bad old days sald |
to another clubman during the high- |
ball hour: |
“ Tush lost his reason last night! |
“ ‘How come,’ sald the second club- |
man with a frightened look |
“ Dear knows!” sald the first club
man. ‘He had one, and a good one,
when he left here at 3 a. m., but he |
forgot it somehow on the way home.'”
losing
|
Naturally. |
“The poet sang to his love, Drink |
to me only with thine eyes'"™ |
“She must have had liquld eyes”
nourishi
Easy to
of twenty
cal
jus
ou’re going to
1 Lucky Strikes
t right. Because
go
fla
od, wholesome
vor of toasted
Collar Salesman’'s Ailment Would
Probably Yield to Treatment of
the Right Kind.
his lin-
“What's that 7 a
ber fifteen chok .
teen neck.
“A dise
nee uliar to
one
pe
After
flannel
he
collar
has sAd these
circles for any
begins to think,
circles and spirals
ever arrive
think
at any
to
I catch
which
take a walk
circles KN
lars The streets
» stars seem at times
a merry-go round made up of
objects,
“At night I dream of mous
the sky made up o
at top of which Is a
collar box.”
“Young man 1 sald,
)
needs laundering.”
of collars the
“your brain
Cartoons Maga-
zine,
After.-War Coffee,
People old enough to remember the
Civil war are able to recall the
was difficult and often impossible to
used, such as parched rye, but one that
po-
tatoes. The latter were first roasted
and allowed to burn somewhat on the
outside. Then they were mashed In
water and boiled. The water was thus
g0 unpalatable as might be Imagined.
Sugar in those days cost 25 cents a |
pound. But the sweet potato coffee |
required no sugar, and So Was an eco-
nomical drink.
Up-to-Date Economy.
Charity Collector--Have you any
particular use for your old clothes?
Surly Citizen—Sure. I'm wearing
because
rs
srssrenaves
——— mm ——
have a regular Sunday
ck of homesickness when
wile ring
! Some men
Granulated Eyelids Stiles, Inflamed
relieved over night by Roman Ere Ba
Cue iris] proves its merit Ady
8
“if
{ Ag
| Kill the Cold. At the first
sneeze take
HILL'S
CASCARAL=P QUININ
BROMIDE)
Standard cold remedy for 20 yemd
—in tablet form—sale, sure, BO
opiates—Dbreaks Up 8 cold in 24
bours-——relieves Fie in 3 ds
Money back if it fails.
genuine box bas a Re
top with Mr, at
picture. » .
At All Drag Steves
—
OWNERS
Keep a bottle of Yager's
Liniment in your stable for
spavin, curb, splint or any
enlargement, for shoulder
and dispels pain and stifiness ¢ ly.
YAGER'S
LINIMENT
At all dealers. Price 35 cents.
The large 35 cent bottle of Yager's Lind.
ment contains twice as much as the usual
50 cent bottle of liniment.
GILBERT BROS. & CO. Baltimore, Md.
HEADACHE
Often Caused by
Acid-Stomach
Yen, indeed, more often than you thinks
Because ACID-STOMACH, starting with ibe
digestion, heartburn, belching, food -repesie
ing, bloat and gas If not checked, will evele
tually affect every vital organ of the body
Severs, blinding, splitting headaches
therefore, of frequent oCCUITENnO: &8 &
of this upset condition.
Take EATONIC It quickly banishes Scie
stomach with its sour bloat, pain and gaa
It side digestion—helps the stomach
full strength from every mouthful of f
you eat. Millions of people are miserableg
weak, sick and ailing because of ACIDe
ETOMACH. Polsona created by partly dM
gested food charged with acid, are absor
into the bicod and distributed through
the entire system. This often causes rhets
matism, bdillousness, cirrhosis of the Il
heart trouble, ulcers and even canoer
the stomach. It robs its victims of 4
health, undermines the stremgth of
most vigorous
If you want to get back your ph
and mental streagt full of wim
vigor—enjoy life and be happy, you mush
get rid of your acid-ste
very help
mach.
in BATONIC you will ind the
3 need and it's guaranteed. So get a
0c box from your druggist today It
fails to pleass you, return It and be
refund your money
EATONIC
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