Wn ti —— a — vo name THE RULE? —rtoon from the rookies Il — Boosts Rates and Springfield, Mass. — Twenty tresses met at the home of Mrs. Boarding-house Union A geore of by th Th meeting o. honee mia. fo form a wore dis voted boar prietors who action taken was selves with anistresses to fill them with sized pails held two quarts of coffee, of cheese and six doughnuts, and was considered justification for declared that the late Mark Hanna *a full dinner pail.” A long-faced Senator Hanna merely meant enough One boarding-house made for teacher: “A school nore bother than two mer It was voted teach: rs asserted that railroad men who school teacher's ¢ animn 3 UNADImMousiy As practically all the boa: th the movement, the boarders ore or of moving out of t wn of Selt-D Boys sfactior carried and expecte it was explained that the sandwiche rs t failure to t iO to eat GERMANY Head of Banking Frightened Away i are low.” interview, T.ondon “Stocks tanking house, in an are hitting at capital” “he Savs Speeches Hav® Ionglish Investors. f.ord Rothschild, Governments head of the famous all over the world a NR investment various questions, such as old age projects, and the projected licensing ©n the British money market, and in pensions, the Scottish land tenure reply to a suggestion that the trouble “Of sourse, President Roosevelt the conduct of the We must all admit k in the United States has not always speeches against It is difficult, nay, almost “Speaking generally, would you pater gay that the prices of leading socur- may display greater confidence when I am told that investors in New see how events turn and that they the spring comes, bat, after all, none A ——— Cear's Wheat Production sal Department reported that the con- dition of corn on October 1 was sev- enty-eight per with £0.2 per cent. last month, and 90.1 on October 1, 1506, bushels for 1905. The production of spring and winter wheat combine As about 626,567,000 bushels, -e » 3 - CL ——————— SL ————_ — i Once Poor Now Rich, at Fifty-seven Goes to College. Washington, Pa. — Peter Murray, of Buena Vista, at the age of fifty seven, has gone to college. He is a student at Jefferson Acad- emy, Canonsburg, and the teachers fway he is one of their most diligent pupils, In his youth Murray had to work for a living and sacrifice his rchool: (ing. He has accumulated money till | Dia large business interests, he says, jdemand that he be better educated, i i i i i i § New York's night reasonable institution, Washington Star, Crime work: ty-four hours a dav geems A orves the twen court ob that the The worse disappointment comes to a maintains Florida Times-Union, is man fail expected him to woman, to when she to disappoint her Nine elopements from Pa., in one Pittsburg sentiment week indicate neresthe peresiaee Dispatch hy in that village. “Ha is subject com bustion,” Governor. to spontaneous sald a Virginia judge of a Governor W insists that the average thinks only of the good est number, and that if asked the greatest number, ber one oodruff, of Connecticut officeholde of the what nun great will reply A woman writer “Woman Thei would compile all them, argues the Washington Post, it might to b i reading and behind resting prove The Louis Automobiles The element neo, his The bulls and trained to the tri work in the unison Birmingham The diar Ark . pose ® mato coi like better How many chambern hand tion, of Out in board nuisa 3 et v wi affects oth tO use 0 ing him licity Ch rey lod . Should th a letter ignore the miserable, Tribune, by thie flood al made York spondence society: and the until the petition has been respected from does not « It that the inter nal combustion engine has made enol mous strides. and now competes with steam in many insists Lhe New Orieans Whether it will ultimately displace steam alto gether is a difficuit matter to deters mine At the present time it does not appear that steam is in serious danger must be admitted directions, Picayune The unsuccessful authors of "song poems’ are complaining against the firms which charge twenty-five or thirty dollars for setting their verses to music. Meanwhile, the successful authors and composers are complain ing against the phonograph compan jes which pay royalties only to the gingers who render their composi tions into the horn of the instruments When a singer receives, for making a few records, argues the New York Post, a sum equal, according to re port, to the annual salary of the Pres. fdent of the United States, while the author and composer of her songs are not paid a cent, there seems to be a very just grievance. Russia has 50,000 miles of navigable rivers and 38.000 miles of railroads. At last accounts the river traffic amounted to 30000 tons & year, st A BAAR HO HOI gchool where hotelkeeoning is taught fn all its bran: toa On Color Audition. “When you hear sounds and see colors they call it color audition,” commented an interminable bore, be- ginning 'a narration, “Stop one minute,” said a vulgar- fap, with no appreciation or soul for arge words, “they call it “Color who was standing by, say?" gald the “it means simply that vou think you what, vou audition,” man, see a color whenever vou hear a cer- When sounds sound hear a com- of of “Then if 1 would seen a blue sound and a yellow sound the same time,” said the vulgarian, “I would see a green sound wouldn't 177 “No,” returned the bore becoming impatient, “You would see only the two colors, though the subimpression of the two might be green, just as in a ‘pointilliste’ painting your eves actually see only spots of primal hueg though the subimpres- gion may be a combined color.” “All right," sald the vulgarian. “Well, I wonder if you can depend upon color audition over the phone “The other day I heard a woman's voice, its tones were velvety to me. “Judging from her gay that that woman fy little thing with clear, dark skin, and said to a friend “You're wrong, McGuinn you Bay. tain you bination you see a eom- bination colors.” at voice 1 should was a soft, long eyelashes, brown hair; 1 said ‘That's and she is nothing of She Is a decided he, less what blond.” jut the fun my friend g and 1 and that the girl who was talk- y of it all was Was part that wron right ing best was not Bess McGuinn, but her chum, who that 1 have said.” Yes, that was funny,” the vulgarian enigmatically The part of all thi OF all nig yarn is that it is all so Work it out, wag all growled saddest Translating The Bible, It will astonish many know the Bible is now trans- lated and read in 400 different! tongues. W. G. Fitzgerald relates in the October Harper's Magazine how this vast undertaking been complished it has cost many lives and millions of dollars. In addition the first of translating, there ig the expense of revising The last of the Madagascar Bible 5.000, and $150 paid to William Carey staff Serami Hindus persons 10 that has ac § to Cost revise coat $1 Dr the 0040 was and hi for ion of the fry eve in VAN: Dances At Age Of 110, Osler's theory that all their Dr, yesterday when nisky Barnett agility | boy in celebration of his great-grand | daughter's marriage and his birthday. In reality the rabbi old on July 21, but he celebration of his bir terday, when his Migs Etta Wolin Burnett Forsyth of children, gran grandchildren, ed a famous Russian bration of the double Rabbi Wolinsky easy in his pusged the Years, and twenty minut: slightest Herald Rabbi with the danced was Year 110 thday until ye er, ky. Greenberg at in dcehildren and was hi the pres to 9% Street 1 * a hu} Wald 1 y vaDDL WOLINDEKY cand dance in evant WAS 48 motion as if he century mark had he displayed no fatigue, N. after he dance gign of Wanted An Order Too, “At a tea said a Washi “the late, Julia Mag: us a story about a little out end to luncheon At the luncheon’s handed her waiter a $10 the man brought back on a great mound of greenbacks The little girl looked mound of change longingly please, Magruder,’ have a that bill, plate and huge ‘if sald . \ vou Miss I'l It Would Seem So. Speak of the ig the How plate of at, too.’ It goeth before a Chicago News Fool Him. estaurant) Wo like a plate of green turtle Couldu’t Waiter tin I you sir {Uncle got ripe any Chicago An Irish Hemorroage. In Toledo, Ohio, re« an Iri was hard at work painting of a telephone pole a brig! green, when suddenly pot paint slipped and splashed on sidewalk Not more than a few enother Irishman, also an employe the telephone company. came v 3 ' ie j€ 7 $ Hiram (30 no ain't fturtie want New enily man top the wi seconds later looked at the ladder with the nen couniryman on down the pols 1 anxiety, he called Mulcahy, i a himorrhage?" “ Paper Clothing Worn Dy Tourist, When W. O. Chambers walked in- the and shook hands with proprietor before writing Plauen, Germany, after his | name the register, there was noth- ting in his appe w to indicate that was clothed r differently from ordinary ¥ ed comimer- man, says rattle Times, Nevertheless Wa eur ing a sult of clothes made cntirely of pa- hirt and hat being BI Oe “tits Bilis to Northern Hotel the 011 ihe tthe | cial per, even made of were let but the mater! and hi A Naughty Baby. Shouts A Doctor of Divinity, now Editor of | 8 well-known Religious paper, has written regarding the controversy bo- tween Collier's Weekly and the Re- liglious Press of the Country and oth- ers, inciuding ourseives. Also re- garding suits for libel brought by Collier's against us for commenting | upon its methods. These are his sentiments, with some very emphatic words left out. “The religious Press owes you & debt of gratitude for your courage in showing up Collier's Weekly as the “Yell-Oh Man.” Would you care to use the inciosed article on the “Boo Hoo Baby" as the “Yell-Oh Man's” successor?” * A contemporary remarks that Col- lier's has finally run against a solid hickory “Post” and been damaged in fits own estimation to tune of} $760,000.00." “Here is a publication which in utmost disregard of the facts, spread broadcast damaging state ments about the Religious Press and others and has suffered those false statements to go uncontradicted, un- til, not satisfied after finding the Re- | liglous Press too quiet, and peaceful, | to resent the insults, it makes the mistake of wandering into a fresh field and butts its rattled head! against this Post and all the World | laughs. Even Christians smile, as the Post suddenly turns and gives | it back a dose of its own medicine.” | “It is a mistake to say all the | World laughs. No cheery laugh comes from ColHer’s, but it cries and | boo hoos like a spanked baby and wants $760,000.00 te soothe its ten- der, lacerated feelings.” “Thank Heaven it has at last | struck a man with “back bone" enough to call a spade a “spade” and who believes in telling the whole truth withont fear or favor.” Perhaps Collier's with its “utmost disregard for the facts.” may say no such letter axists. Nevertheless it is! on file in our office and is only one of a mass of letters and other data, newspaper comments, ete, denounce ing the “yellow” methods of Collier's. This volume is #0 large that a man conld not well go thru it under half a day's steady work. The letters come from varfous parts of America. Usually a private controversy fs not interesting to the public, but this fa a public controversy. Collier's has been using the “yel- jow” methods to attract attention to itself, but, jumping in the alr, erack- ing heels together and yelling “Look at me” wouldn't suffice, so it started out on a “Holler Than Thou" attack on the Religious Press and on medi- cinen, We leave it to the public now, as we did when we first resented Col- Jer's aitacks, to say whether, In a craving for sensation and circulation,” fte attacks do not amount to & sys tematic mercenary hounding. We likewise leave fL to the public to say whether Collier's, by its own policy, and methods, lias not made (tse the has, more ridiculous than any comment of ours could make {1 Does Collier's sxpect to regain any salf-inflicted loss of prestige by dem- oustrating thru suits for damages, that it can be more artful in evading Uabllity for iibels than the humble but resentful victims its deafainn- tion, or does It hope by siarting a campaign of libel suits to sence the popular indignation, reproach and re- sentment which it has aroused Collier's can not dodge this public controversy by private law sults can not postpone the public ment against it That great *ublic, will herdily blame us for waiting until we gel a petit & court room, bef fe denouncing this prodigal detractor institutions founded and fostered either by viduals or by the public, itsel! No announcements during o tire 1 claiming “medicinal effects” for Postum Nuts Medicinal effects are results obtained from the use of medicines of a yu ury i of ar en- made either URILORS Career were ever or Grape entire works each month and see for themselves that absolutely nothing but wheat, barley and a intle Postum absolutely nothing but wheat and about ten percent of New Orleans molasses gait; ments in & scientific manner to ob required some work and experience to acquire, Now, when any publication goes far enough out of its way to attack us because our advertising is “med- feal,” it simply offers a remarkable exhibition of ignorance, or worse, We do not claim physiological or bodily results of favorable character following the adoption of our sug- gestions regarding the discontinuance of coffee and foods which may not be We have no adviee to offer the per- His or her health ig evidence in itself that the beverages and foods used exactly fit that person. But to the man or woman who Is ailing, we have something to say as feeding. In the palpably ignorant attack on us in Collier's, appeared this state. ment,-—*0One widely circulated pars- graph labours to Induce the impression that Grape-Nuts will obviate the ne- ity of an operation ia appendi- pore § This is lying and potenlially deadly lying.” In reply to this exhibition of well let the reader name it, the Pos- tam Co., says: { Let it be understood that append! tis results from long continued dis urbance in the {ntestines, cansed pri- ly by undigested starchy food, partly cooked cereals and such. Starchy food is not digested in the upper stomach but passes on into the their be good, pr: discontinue causing the which the rmed in r afl ft on reyes vay vr wey manufacture? identics f found in bas 1 process of This is sugar after starch gested Now, human iargely of starch and is required by body energy and warmth Naturally, therefore, its should be continued, if possible, and for the reasons given above il is made possi. ble in the manufacture Grape- Nuts. in connection with this change of food to tring relief from physical disturbances, we have suggested washing out the intestines to get rid of the immediate cause of the dis turbance Naturally, there are’ esses where the disease has lain dormant and the abuse continued too long, until ap- parently only the knife will avail But It is a well-established fact among the best physicians who are acquainted with the details above re- tited, that preventalive measures are far and away the best. Are we to be condemned for svp- gesting a way to prevent disease by following natural methods and for perfecting a food that contains no “medicine” and produces no “medic- inal effects” but which has guided 11t- erally thousands of persons from sickness to health? We have received during the years past upwards of 25,- 000 letters from people who have been either helped or made entirely well by following our suggestions, and they are simple. If coffee disagrees and cansos any lof the aliments common to some {coffee users quit It and take on ¥ the of the human WaT HOT cel peri food is made up very ’ for use of If white bread, potatoes, rice and | other starch foods make trouble, quit and use Grape-Nuts food which ia ( largely predigostod and will digest, nourish and strengthen, when other other ‘ forma of food do not. It's Just plain old common sense, | “There'sa Reason ™ for Postum a Grape-Nuis, A Tostum Cereal Co., Ltd.
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