Wn ti —— a — vo name
THE RULE?
—rtoon from the rookies
Il
—
Boosts Rates and
Springfield, Mass. — Twenty
tresses met at the home of Mrs.
Boarding-house Union A
geore of
by th
Th
meeting
o. honee mia.
fo form a
wore
dis
voted
boar prietors who
action taken
was
selves with
anistresses to fill them with
sized pails held two quarts of coffee,
of cheese and six doughnuts, and
was considered justification for
declared that the late Mark Hanna
*a full dinner pail.” A long-faced
Senator Hanna merely meant enough
One boarding-house
made for teacher:
“A school
nore bother than two mer
It was voted
teach: rs
asserted that railroad men who
school
teacher's ¢
animn 3
UNADImMousiy
As practically all the boa:
th the movement, the boarders
ore or of moving out of t
wn
of Selt-D
Boys
sfactior
carried
and expecte
it was explained that the
sandwiche
rs
t failure to
t
iO
to eat
GERMANY
Head of Banking
Frightened Away
i
are low.”
interview,
T.ondon “Stocks
tanking house, in an
are hitting at capital”
“he
Savs Speeches Hav®
Ionglish Investors.
f.ord Rothschild,
Governments
head of the famous
all over the world
a NR
investment
various questions, such as old age
projects, and the projected licensing
©n the British money market, and in
pensions, the Scottish land tenure
reply to a suggestion that the trouble
“Of sourse, President Roosevelt
the conduct of the
We must all admit
k in the United States has not always
speeches against
It is difficult, nay, almost
“Speaking generally, would you
pater
gay that the prices of leading socur-
may display greater confidence when
I am told that investors in New
see how events turn and that they
the spring comes, bat, after all, none
A ———
Cear's Wheat Production
sal Department reported that the con-
dition of corn on October 1 was sev-
enty-eight per
with £0.2 per cent. last month, and
90.1 on October 1, 1506,
bushels for 1905. The production
of spring and winter wheat combine
As about 626,567,000 bushels,
-e » 3 -
CL ——————— SL ————_ —
i Once Poor Now Rich, at
Fifty-seven Goes to College.
Washington, Pa. — Peter Murray,
of Buena Vista, at the age of fifty
seven, has gone to college.
He is a student at Jefferson Acad-
emy, Canonsburg, and the teachers
fway he is one of their most diligent
pupils,
In his youth Murray had to work
for a living and sacrifice his rchool:
(ing. He has accumulated money till
| Dia large business interests, he says,
jdemand that he be better educated,
i
i
i
i
i
i
§
New York's night
reasonable institution,
Washington Star, Crime work:
ty-four hours a dav
geems A
orves the
twen
court
ob
that
the
The worse disappointment
comes to a maintains
Florida Times-Union, is
man fail
expected him to
woman,
to
when she
to disappoint her
Nine elopements from
Pa., in one
Pittsburg
sentiment
week indicate
neresthe
peresiaee
Dispatch hy
in that village.
“Ha is subject com
bustion,”
Governor.
to spontaneous
sald a Virginia judge of a
Governor W
insists that the average
thinks only of the good
est number, and that if asked
the greatest number,
ber one
oodruff, of Connecticut
officeholde
of the
what
nun
great
will reply
A woman writer
“Woman Thei
would compile all
them, argues the Washington Post, it
might to b i
reading
and
behind
resting
prove
The Louis
Automobiles
The
element
neo,
his
The bulls and
trained to the tri
work in
the
unison
Birmingham
The diar
Ark .
pose ®
mato coi
like better
How many
chambern
hand
tion,
of
Out in
board nuisa
3
et v wi
affects
oth
tO use 0
ing him
licity
Ch rey lod .
Should th
a letter ignore the
miserable,
Tribune, by
thie
flood
al
made
York
spondence
society: and the
until the petition has been respected
from
does not «
It that the inter
nal combustion engine has made enol
mous strides. and now competes with
steam in many insists Lhe
New Orieans Whether it
will ultimately displace steam alto
gether is a difficuit matter to deters
mine At the present time it does
not appear that steam is in serious
danger
must be admitted
directions,
Picayune
The unsuccessful authors of "song
poems’ are complaining against the
firms which charge twenty-five or
thirty dollars for setting their verses
to music. Meanwhile, the successful
authors and composers are complain
ing against the phonograph compan
jes which pay royalties only to the
gingers who render their composi
tions into the horn of the instruments
When a singer receives, for making
a few records, argues the New York
Post, a sum equal, according to re
port, to the annual salary of the Pres.
fdent of the United States, while the
author and composer of her songs
are not paid a cent, there seems to
be a very just grievance.
Russia has 50,000 miles of navigable
rivers and 38.000 miles of railroads.
At last accounts the river traffic
amounted to 30000 tons & year,
st A BAAR HO HOI
gchool where hotelkeeoning is taught
fn all its bran: toa
On Color Audition.
“When you hear sounds and see
colors they call it color audition,”
commented an interminable bore, be-
ginning 'a narration,
“Stop one minute,” said a vulgar-
fap, with no appreciation or soul for
arge words,
“they call it
“Color
who was standing by,
say?"
gald the
“it means simply that vou think you
what, vou
audition,” man,
see a color whenever vou hear a cer-
When
sounds
sound hear a com-
of
of
“Then if 1 would seen a blue sound
and a yellow sound the same
time,” said the vulgarian, “I would
see a green sound wouldn't 177
“No,” returned the bore becoming
impatient, “You would see only the
two colors, though the subimpression
of the two might be green, just as
in a ‘pointilliste’ painting your eves
actually see only spots of
primal hueg though the subimpres-
gion may be a combined color.”
“All right," sald the vulgarian.
“Well, I wonder if you can depend
upon color audition over the phone
“The other day I heard a woman's
voice, its tones were velvety
to me.
“Judging from her
gay that that woman
fy little thing with
clear, dark skin, and
said to a friend
“You're wrong,
McGuinn
you Bay.
tain you
bination you see a eom-
bination colors.”
at
voice 1 should
was a soft,
long eyelashes,
brown hair; 1
said ‘That's
and she is nothing of
She Is a decided
he,
less
what
blond.”
jut the fun
my friend g and 1
and that the girl who was talk-
y
of it all was
Was
part
that wron
right
ing
best
was not Bess McGuinn, but her
chum, who that 1 have
said.”
Yes, that was funny,”
the vulgarian enigmatically
The part of all thi
OF all nig yarn
is that it is all so Work it out,
wag all
growled
saddest
Translating The Bible,
It will astonish many
know the Bible is now trans-
lated and read in 400 different!
tongues. W. G. Fitzgerald relates in
the October Harper's Magazine how
this vast undertaking been
complished it has cost many lives
and millions of dollars. In addition
the first of translating, there
ig the expense of revising The last
of the Madagascar Bible
5.000, and $150 paid to
William Carey staff
Serami
Hindus
persons 10
that
has
ac
§
to Cost
revise coat
$1
Dr
the
0040 was
and hi for
ion of the
fry eve
in VAN:
Dances At Age Of 110,
Osler's theory that all
their
Dr,
yesterday when
nisky
Barnett
agility
| boy in celebration of his great-grand
| daughter's marriage and his
birthday.
In reality the rabbi
old on July 21, but he
celebration of his bir
terday, when his
Migs Etta Wolin
Burnett
Forsyth
of children, gran
grandchildren,
ed a famous Russian
bration of the double
Rabbi Wolinsky
easy in his
pusged the
Years, and
twenty minut:
slightest
Herald
Rabbi
with the
danced
was Year
110
thday until ye
er, ky.
Greenberg at
in
dcehildren and
was
hi
the pres
to
9% Street
1
* a hu} Wald 1 y
vaDDL WOLINDEKY cand
dance in
evant
WAS 48
motion as if he
century mark
had
he displayed no
fatigue, N.
after he dance
gign of
Wanted An Order Too,
“At a tea said a Washi
“the late, Julia Mag:
us a story about a little
out
end
to luncheon
At the luncheon’s
handed her waiter a $10
the man brought back on a
great mound of greenbacks
The little girl looked
mound of change longingly
please, Magruder,’
have a that
bill,
plate
and
huge
‘if
sald
. \
vou Miss
I'l
It Would Seem So.
Speak of the
ig the
How
plate of at, too.’
It goeth before a
Chicago News
Fool Him.
estaurant) Wo
like a plate of green turtle
Couldu’t
Waiter tin I
you
sir
{Uncle
got ripe
any Chicago
An Irish Hemorroage.
In Toledo, Ohio, re« an Iri
was hard at work painting
of a telephone pole a brig!
green, when suddenly pot
paint slipped and splashed on
sidewalk
Not more than a few
enother Irishman, also an employe
the telephone company. came
v 3 '
ie j€
7 $
Hiram (30
no
ain't fturtie
want New
enily
man
top
the
wi
seconds later
looked at the
ladder
with
the
nen
couniryman on
down the pols 1
anxiety, he called
Mulcahy, i
a himorrhage?"
“
Paper Clothing Worn Dy Tourist,
When W. O. Chambers walked in-
the and shook
hands with proprietor before
writing Plauen, Germany, after his
| name the register, there was noth-
ting in his appe w to indicate that
was clothed r differently from
ordinary ¥ ed comimer-
man, says rattle Times,
Nevertheless Wa eur ing a
sult of clothes made cntirely of pa-
hirt and hat being
BI Oe
“tits
Bilis
to Northern Hotel
the
011
ihe
tthe
| cial
per, even
made of
were let
but the
mater!
and hi
A Naughty Baby.
Shouts
A Doctor of Divinity, now Editor of |
8 well-known Religious paper, has
written regarding the controversy bo-
tween Collier's Weekly and the Re-
liglious Press of the Country and oth-
ers, inciuding ourseives. Also re-
garding suits for libel brought by
Collier's against us for commenting |
upon its methods.
These are his sentiments, with
some very emphatic words left out.
“The religious Press owes you &
debt of gratitude for your courage in
showing up Collier's Weekly as the
“Yell-Oh Man.” Would you care to
use the inciosed article on the “Boo
Hoo Baby" as the “Yell-Oh Man's”
successor?”
* A contemporary remarks that Col-
lier's has finally run against a solid
hickory “Post” and been damaged in
fits own estimation to tune of}
$760,000.00."
“Here is a publication which
in utmost disregard of the facts,
spread broadcast damaging state
ments about the Religious Press and
others and has suffered those false
statements to go uncontradicted, un-
til, not satisfied after finding the Re- |
liglous Press too quiet, and peaceful, |
to resent the insults, it makes the
mistake of wandering into a fresh
field and butts its rattled head!
against this Post and all the World |
laughs. Even Christians smile, as
the Post suddenly turns and gives |
it back a dose of its own medicine.” |
“It is a mistake to say all the |
World laughs. No cheery laugh
comes from ColHer’s, but it cries and |
boo hoos like a spanked baby and
wants $760,000.00 te soothe its ten-
der, lacerated feelings.”
“Thank Heaven it has at last |
struck a man with “back bone"
enough to call a spade a “spade” and
who believes in telling the whole
truth withont fear or favor.”
Perhaps Collier's with its “utmost
disregard for the facts.” may say no
such letter axists. Nevertheless it is!
on file in our office and is only one of
a mass of letters and other data,
newspaper comments, ete, denounce
ing the “yellow” methods of Collier's.
This volume is #0 large that a man
conld not well go thru it under half
a day's steady work. The letters
come from varfous parts of America.
Usually a private controversy fs
not interesting to the public, but this
fa a public controversy.
Collier's has been using the “yel-
jow” methods to attract attention to
itself, but, jumping in the alr, erack-
ing heels together and yelling “Look
at me” wouldn't suffice, so it started
out on a “Holler Than Thou" attack
on the Religious Press and on medi-
cinen,
We leave it to the public now, as
we did when we first resented Col-
Jer's aitacks, to say whether, In a
craving for sensation and circulation,”
fte attacks do not amount to & sys
tematic mercenary hounding. We
likewise leave fL to the public to say
whether Collier's, by its own policy,
and methods, lias not made (tse
the
has,
more ridiculous than any comment of
ours could make {1
Does Collier's sxpect to regain any
salf-inflicted loss of prestige by dem-
oustrating thru suits for damages,
that it can be more artful in evading
Uabllity for iibels than the humble
but resentful victims its deafainn-
tion, or does It hope by siarting a
campaign of libel suits to sence the
popular indignation, reproach and re-
sentment which it has aroused
Collier's can not dodge this public
controversy by private law sults
can not postpone the public
ment against it That great
*ublic, will herdily blame us for
waiting until we gel a petit
& court room, bef fe denouncing this
prodigal detractor institutions
founded and fostered either by
viduals or by the public, itsel!
No announcements during o
tire 1
claiming “medicinal effects” for
Postum Nuts Medicinal
effects are results obtained from the
use of medicines
of
a yu
ury i
of
ar en-
made
either
URILORS Career were ever
or Grape
entire works each month and see for
themselves that
absolutely nothing but wheat, barley
and a intle Postum absolutely
nothing but wheat and about ten
percent of New Orleans molasses
gait;
ments in & scientific manner to ob
required some work and experience to
acquire,
Now, when any publication goes
far enough out of its way to attack
us because our advertising is “med-
feal,” it simply offers a remarkable
exhibition of ignorance, or worse,
We do not claim physiological or
bodily results of favorable character
following the adoption of our sug-
gestions regarding the discontinuance
of coffee and foods which may not be
We have no adviee to offer the per-
His or her
health ig evidence in itself that the
beverages and foods used exactly fit
that person.
But to the man or woman who Is
ailing, we have something to say as
feeding.
In the palpably ignorant attack on
us in Collier's, appeared this state.
ment,-—*0One widely circulated pars-
graph labours to Induce the impression
that Grape-Nuts will obviate the ne-
ity of an operation ia appendi-
pore § This is lying and potenlially
deadly lying.”
In reply to this exhibition of
well let the reader name it, the Pos-
tam Co., says:
{ Let it be understood that append!
tis results from long continued dis
urbance in the {ntestines, cansed pri-
ly by undigested starchy food,
partly cooked cereals and such.
Starchy food is not digested in the
upper stomach but passes on into the
their
be good, pr:
discontinue
causing the
which the
rmed
in
r
afl
ft on
reyes vay vr wey
manufacture?
identics
f
found in
bas 1
process of
This is
sugar
after starch
gested
Now, human
iargely of starch and is required by
body energy and warmth
Naturally, therefore, its should
be continued, if possible, and for the
reasons given above il is made possi.
ble in the manufacture Grape-
Nuts.
in connection with this change of
food to tring relief from physical
disturbances, we have suggested
washing out the intestines to get rid
of the immediate cause of the dis
turbance
Naturally, there are’ esses where
the disease has lain dormant and the
abuse continued too long, until ap-
parently only the knife will avail
But It is a well-established fact
among the best physicians who are
acquainted with the details above re-
tited, that preventalive measures are
far and away the best.
Are we to be condemned for svp-
gesting a way to prevent disease by
following natural methods and for
perfecting a food that contains no
“medicine” and produces no “medic-
inal effects” but which has guided 11t-
erally thousands of persons from
sickness to health? We have received
during the years past upwards of 25,-
000 letters from people who have
been either helped or made entirely
well by following our suggestions,
and they are simple.
If coffee disagrees and cansos any
lof the aliments common to some
{coffee users quit It and take on
¥ the
of the human
WaT HOT
cel peri
food is made up very
’
for
use
of
If white bread, potatoes, rice and
| other starch foods make trouble, quit
and use Grape-Nuts food which ia
( largely predigostod and will digest,
nourish and strengthen, when other other
‘ forma of food do not. It's Just plain
old common sense,
| “There'sa Reason ™ for Postum a
Grape-Nuis, A
Tostum Cereal Co., Ltd.