NICE TO HAVE MONEY. It 1s nice to have money, but better, my honey, To have what no money can buy The dlfables that wimple upon the sweet ver When spring rains the rose from the sky! It 1s nice to have money, but nicer, my honey, To have what no money can bring love and the glory of love's golden story The lps of true love ever sing! It is nite to have money, but money's not a For the fall! me the spring silver, the gold of — Baltimore Sun. —————— WINN Fi ria Mr. Snooks Learns to SKate. By LILY RUTHERFORD MORRIS. Fd Nt ty “Help! Help!” shrieked Mr. Snooks. He clutched the rail fiercely, with both hands, while first one foot and then the other rolled from under him. “Se- reny! Sereny!"” Mrs. Snooks was in the act of having ing further, she hastened, with skate half on, rolling on one foot, and hopping on the other, to the scene of Mr. Snooks' distress. As soon as he be- held her at his side he burst forth: “Consarn it! Is this what you bromght me out here for—to break my neck? I s'pose you remembered the in- surance policy, and thought this a good time to cash it in, eh?” “Oh, Josiah, dear! Don’t talk that,” replied his sweet natured “please do not. I want you to to skate, and have a real good time Now, stand perfectly still until I get my skates on, and I'll held “Stand still!” he shouted the devil can I stand still with blasted : Once more his feet shot from him. Fiat on his back he landed ever, a person falling at skating rink is no unusual lay unnoticed except by an instructor and his faithful Serena. “Oh, I hope he isn't hurt, sir.” said to the gracious gent to assist poor Mr “I should never for thing were to happen “Oh, gasped her | it, does it—nag a man till you get and then hurt for the world had the whole my benefit Tl still—-why don't you get of rollers on, if vou are me anything? “Yes, dear, [ will old tight railing, now; and don’t move back in a and she hq and rolled ; the att ant, ingly after eyes in nother ction He watcl ave th fastened with all ward hin “Now, ieady on the inside of the rail. Giv right hand walk-—-don't now your “Did 3 ik try to get both up at on take me for a 4 Chink, chink, chink-e-ty had his bal again; ful to his speech, he did not let botl feet go at once. First and then the other went up and down, while he clutched poor Mrs. Snooks Both stood the test: Some one came much safe inside rail, which to Mr 8Snooks’ mind did not, in the least im- prove the situation. “And that's what are expectin’ me to do, is it?” nodding sarcastic ally toward the whirling throng. “Blamed if I can My brain is in such a whirl don't know whether I'm standin’ on my head or not—ding it, there goes that blamed foot again! Hold me tight, Sereny hold me" “I've got I'll you * these rollers How- the sight, so he leman, Snooks You 's life rewed out rollers s say you wouldn't Like as moment,” together ba Snooks looking avi mr r, afraid to move even his itt from | enough to You must 108t ice one, ferociously did not fall rescue, they to the and effort, the you ever do it! now, | you, darling; don't be afraid. not let you get hurt must hold my hand real tight: and when [ count three, glide out on your right foot. Now! one, {wo, three, glide Oh, why didn't you do it?” “Do what!” snorted Mr. Snooks “How do I know what you want do. You must take me for ¢ Dutchman.” “Come on, dear; let's try it again” sweetly replied Mrs. Snooks. “When | count three, then, with the fourth eount, slide out on your right foot.” “I thought you told me to glide—now you say slide. How in the devil am | to know what it is you want!” “0 well, it is all the same, dear. Eith- er one means to roll. Ready! one, two, three, glide.” “Well, when I glide, slide, or roll, what are you goin’ to do?” gruffly de- manded Mr. Snooks. “Why, I'm going to glide too.” “You goin’ with me then?” “Bure, Snooky, dear. I'm going right with you unless’ “Unless 1 fall, I #'pose. Now, that's a bright prospect for a skatin’ scholar, ain't it?” “Oh, dear!” answered Mrs. Snooks, almost losing patience. “I wish you would come on; the evening is halt e, and we haven't made a start yet, Jo you understand what it is I want you to do--want until [ count three, then, you and I both will glide out ©n the right foot. Do you under- stand?” “No! I don’t understand why you eto flyin’ wn, ——————————— a a_i — don't start on the left foot. What do you always say the right one for? Well, gol darn it, come on! 1'll try it, if it kills me." “One, two, three, glide!” and to Mrs. Snooks’ utter astonishment Mr. Snooks actually started off. His ponderous body swayed flercely to and fro. In his struggle for equilibrium, he let go his wife's hand, and beat the air widly, He would have fallen, no doubt, but for a dash into the arms of a wo- man, who proved to be the old maid, Hannah Moore, of whom he stood in much awe “Gee whiz!” he exclaimed, hugging her tightly in his desperation, “1 couldn't help it. Sereny told me to do it, and I had to." didn’t tell you to hang on to me like this, I hope. Turn me loose, Josiah Snooks, or I'll push you—" “No, no!” he shrieked. “For good ness don't push me. Sereny! reckless “She SAKE, Sereny!" “Shut up, you fool. They'll have you put out of here and locked up for disturbing public peace.” “lord knows, 1 wish they would put me out of here. Of all the darn places I've ever been to for pleasure, this is the darndest. Hold me, Hannah, hold I've got the swimmin’' in my head than when [I take calomel, This is all SBereny’s doings.” “You didn’t fall, dear, anyway,” said Snooks, approaching. “That is fine for the first trial.” “Tis eh? Then you really thought there was a possibility of my fallin’, when you brought me out here.’ “Oh, nearly everyone gets falls. 1 or more—hard ones 100; skate, and it is de- When you catch on, you will ith me.” do, it'll be the first time with you. 1 ain't so going/to happen no way, for itch on to this It’s saved my life once bad as | hate old maids Worse learned to ightful more than rajluing again. If I hadn't run ago, I'd wouldn't, dear, anything Don't you belleve that ul happens everytime ready to try saved it into her a minute “Q no you the kix she's somethin gets a fal Are again?" “Well, "pO hat's ain't you what | came larling! 1 knew you were would not have insisted 1B Now don't turn me hold of my hand-—-I'll you.” iran it! ozh, ain't y with I've got your iI? Why in start? Think here all day, and want to You stand "sermon? 1 feet instead of my dear, I'm ready. One, two, It was amazing what kRappened. From me end of the long room to the other ingle break in the his feet Maud, give 8i one of his famous Snooks’ soothing ft’ gave him down again hey went wit hout a Snooks put out very ter the manner of when ing to but Mrs our. tf laf , eit, put each the n The « He iling again , Sereny, 1 did do it I'm so proud of you, It how well you are doing you? Well, I'm no Hannah Moore Say I guess | can do the way of gymnastics There she goes now, a whirl- spry with that old wid most ready with » on, Sereny: let's go it a like holdin’ my breath ridin’ a runaway mule-—you where you are goin’, or land dead or alive; but you have to ride just the same, because the vlamed thing won't stop for you to get off.” Mrs are does any- that round so JW Oral old age IZA It's * Eee tO dis like know ever if you'll Snooks smiled sweetly her ap- proval and held out her hand for an- ther start ‘Now, dear, don’t stop this time-— keep on going. The only differ- ence in making the corners is to take longer glides with the outside foot than with the other.” “Oh yes, it all sounds so nice to hear you tell itt A body would think that takin’ a long glide with one foot, and a short one with the other was just about 1¢ easiest thing in the universe-—kind a’ like tellin’ a fellow to flop his wings and fly. Talkin’ is one thing, and do- in’ is another—are you ready to start?’ “Yes, dear Come on now--ready!’ right, left, right, left" -whillkins, Sereny! I'm goin 80 fast [I'll never stop. I'm a gettin’ faster and faster. Can't you hold dowfi, Sereny? I'm a whirlin’ like the wind.” “You are doing fine, my dear, keep said Mrs. 8nooks encouragingly. “But I can't stop,” persisted Mr. nook. “I tell you, I can’t stop, Ser. [ can’t stop. Help! Help!” “Hush, Josiah, darling, you are doing beautifully. Now for the curve and re. member what 1 sald about the long glide with the outside foot.” An instructor appeared on the scene, in answer to Mr. Snooks' appealing yells. He seized the other arm. Mr. Spooks made the curve in safety, and, again the long stretch up the other side. He seemed to have caught the idea, and no one dared to break the spell. In silence, the three together went round and round many times, Mr, Snook gripping tightly the hands of his wife and the instructor. “Golly! but this is great,” he finally sald. “I don't know but what I Ike this better than the roller-coaster,” From the Bee Hive, fugt Jus th “Ge IMBECILES AND CONVICTS GET WORK EASIER THAN ONE- ARMED MEN. Chitage of Employment, pensary, according to Dr, for finding suitable employment persons handicapped by disease “Very often,” said Dr. Janeway, ad- dressing the School of Philanthropy, “it is not medicine a man but a change of employment. A which can be borne by the well to do needs, disease with the poor, because of the impos life, last thing that a poor man can effect for himself.” Dr. Janeway had thoughts borne in upon him in his dispensary the the these practice, and experience of such as led to er handicapped convicts and mental detectives, similar conclu result the establis 1906 by Charity Organization bureau for the handicapped it had a pretty hard time, “The agents of the Charity Organ ization Society every lessly unemployable person on lists.” said Dr “and we had no clientele among For the last five months gress has been more satisfactory. Of 376 persons applying for that period 139 have sec employment, and in plications from employers we had 50 in June.” The exhibited by Dr way showed that of these 2 130 had been handicapped by a gerous or unhealthful trade, resulting in accident or Injury to their health. Under this head was placed one man whose handicap was old age worked and the Jessie | age of the mere flight of vears yet fifty, but is in every Years an old man The number of apg ped by was fifty-six, and of has pl of seventy-nine cessful In bad year, man in other, trusted man country town of the ch away ers H persons, ons: The the the hment in Society of sent us their Janeway, employers however, pro ired steady contrast to 12 ap- in February tables 76 persons dan old, Mig 4 old not He is not he was nine agent of the Belyea, thought that his result of his since Years bureau, was the trade {oon fa HCANnIs n old age, natural or thege the burean : a i TERN iced twenty seven who suc. but lost all in a One Was once business has been settled as a hand people one-leg for Severs! for sedentary places ged applicants men have been placed at ny-in-theglot machines There Is much aversion to ployment of cripples, and found easier to 1 able-bodied in ebriates and criminals than a man who has lost even one hand The invalids having some chronic internal disease numbered fifty-eizht and of these twenty-four have been filling pen the em ace and of these seventeen placed. tuberculous, have been sald Dr. Janeway, “because two vears ago the committee on the prevention of tuberculosis took up the placing of consumptives and gave it up.” Neurasthenies and other nervous sufferers have been found extremely difficult to handle, and only two out of twelve have been placed, but it has been found quite simple to find lght employment for convalescents until they recover their strength. wholly or partially blind are a difficult class, and of eighteen only three have been placed. The very deaf and those who stammer badly are also hard to place, The persons in these various classes have been placed as janitors and fur nace men, messengers and delivery men, handy men, domestic servants, porters, factory workers, newsdealers, country laborers and watchmen. “Their wages.” said Dr. Janeway, “approximate fairly to the average pay of unskilled labor. We are not déing any bargain counter business. We tried that at first and found fit didn’t pay. The highest pay received by any of the group is $15 a week, the lowest $3. This last is paid to a mentally defective domestic servant, and includes maintenance. The total weekly pay of the group is $1,335, or an average of $895. Seventy-two cases sent to us by the Charity Or. ganization Society had been receiving relief from the society. They are now earning more than they received in relief, and the soclety is saving $216 a week, “The ultimate aim of the bureau,” Dr. Janeway concluded, “is to have re. ported to it every person in the cite who needs a change of emplorment. “If dispensaries and hospitals would send us such persons before they be come hopelessly unemployable through of disease or ie lef that would be a they don't want work we ble to prevent amount of dis prevent or amelorats dependence poverty and tgilize a social product.” Incidentally the bureau collect valuable statistics some abon causes of has to dangerous trades and the the handicaps with York Tribuns which {t A GIRL BLACKSMITH Only Sixteen, and Her Father's Aas sistant in Shoeing Horses. Why should not a Eiri noe likes the why what and Is should she not do it? she work equal to it Minnie lagmann, a our: giri, thought, and. ac cordingly, she blacksmith shop, and thereb; ] another jolt the old became assistant in her ather sions regarding strange thing being who fs i thirteen chil do the large work of a thought debarred her occupations.” delicacy of Hagmann set the mistaken ne Minnie Hagmann is who began 1ife blacksmith, ious, his own one Jus CONS EqUEnc: 80 much o on not afford “I'l be Minnie smell of si for she | ing about decide Grove prove healthful way her cheeks ish manner But | thin exXnect to get nen. When th will act right Minnie's father fs immensely proud t of his young assistan She is a bet er.” he says, “and A wagon that she takes more than 1 any hired man. After working in the shop all day she does the bookkeeping in the evenings. 1 leave all that to her She needn't work in the shop if she want to leave any be mighty And she seems to ke it She says she's going to keen right on till she's as good a black smith as there is in the country.” And there is no idling in the Hag mann shop. Work begins there earls in the morning and continues until dark And from opening until clos ing time Minnie is on hand, working side by side with her father and as hard as he She returns the shod horses to their owners, too: goes out collecting bills and fetches iron for the shop when it is needed. Often she is out long after errands, but, as her father says, hes work has made her the equal of any man in strength, and consequently she is not afraid. For all this going about she has a pony of her own, named Fawn. When her father gave Fawn to her he (the pony) was composed principally of ribs and skin. but un. der the care of his mistress he has become a sleek, plump, nimble bit of horseflesh. Outside of her trade Minnie loves drawing best. She uses her father for a model, and has covered the walls of the shop with pletures of him in various poses. They are crude drawings, but they show some abil ity. She has no visions of becoming an artist, though. Minnie is hard headed, and knows that for a regular everyday dependence blacksmithing Is safer than art. The young forge woman is well liked by the farmers round about her father's shop. In spite of the fact that she collects bills of them, they all have a god word for her. there's no part of And busi make interest in my can't could ever expect of She ean sorry to lose her EE —— Coal stored In great heaps, deter forates In value through oxidation. : wnt SIIAIILIAL0L 02808 fT Jno. F. 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