TRUMPET CALLS: WMam's Dorn Sounds o Warning Note to the Unredeemed. HE STRONG- est thing on earth is a holy We all deserve 80 much credit that we get TREASURE in Heaven draws in- terest on earth. How SOME shepherds de love to weigh their sheep. PeoPLE who never account at Lifting up NO MAN can overcome himself with- out the help of Christ IF you have God's word for a thing, isn't that good enough? THE cow has been more of a bless. ing to mau than the lion. IN God's vineyard every pected to bear good fruit. WneN we lilt on somebody burden God takes our own. Goup actions, like sheep, apt to follow one another. ManoMeTr admitted bees to para- dise, but barred out the hornet. IT is hard to convince a dyspeptic that the world is growing better. A LIE alwavs several blacker than the sin it tries to hide. EvERY sensible man you meet will admit that he was a fool last week. Tempering a child todo wrong is as much a sin as shooting a wan with a gun. NO MAN will ever be celebrated his piety whose religion is in head. THE man who believes the with his heart loves his himself. SoME men who start o worldwon tire give up der clap. THERE is nothing we that we may not us te d THERE n where God has loafer happy. IT will not be fou the songs sung in ten on earth. Uxrngss a Christian's sponds with his talk the Lo say the better. Most Christians are t¥eat thiogs for God, gre willing tosuffer Taere is some ng wrong the ieligion of a man who looks bappy inside of a church THE moment you let a doubt touch your heart and stick, vou wili begin to limpin your Christian walk U'siess a Christian lives as high he if he makes any noise ail in church makes two much THEE that the Sins can them WHENEVER a ( sa spar- row he ought nember that God bas promised he shall not starve to de 1th. You can’t tell what a man is doing for knowing how much he is his church pew Taree are people their willingness to sufier anythiog for the Lord, who cannot eat a cold dinner without rowling to save their lives look up are nu tree is ex- else's are not is shades for all his gospel neighbor as t to set the at the first thun- to do to helj ought expect Goud 1 lace pre the 10 is Rikle make a in mised nd Heaven that many of were writ walk E88 Corre. he has do few willing to while but th Lill with never as shouts at he Is nothing more sinner who will count on sure than give up his wid forgiving Hristian sees inything about Christ by paying for who boidiy assert isa Deodorizer, betior Charcoal as a If housekeepers the naiu~e of cha © # great deal of it emg ens and kept. There odorizer in the world A few lumps of it, h the size of ar egy, laid in a cupboard, will effectually prevent that dinner-rcom smell which many persons find very offensive, understood there be oyed about kiteh- ipboard: where powerful de. than charcoal. al would in ¢ food is is no more eal Miss Ortencia E. Eo Salem, Mich, Liver and Kidney trouble caused me to suffer all bot death. Eight weeks | lived on brandy and beef tea. The doctor sald he bad not a ray of hope for my recovery. | rallied and commenced taking Hood's Sarsaparilla and from the first felt better. | continued and am now able to assist my mother in her house work. [owe my life to Hood's Sarmparilia.” Onrexcia BE. Arce. HOOD'S CURES, fen Pills cure Rory aig) niek beadache, indi all druggists. ““ MOTHERS" | BUDGET. FUNNY | THE JOKERS YARNS BY THE PRESS, JESTS MEN AND OF “hh Thing -A | in Anatimy KEte., Ete. Enough Regular Mistake Unawed, NOT ENOUGH, The elderly been wrenched loose by a heartless man, When she took the witness stand she ked how old she was, «Do I have to tell that?’ she “Certainly,” said the attorney. “Don't I get the £10,000 unless I do?” she inquired again. “(Of course no.” She gathered her her, skirts about | bateful, mean thing,” she ex- “‘He can keep his $10,000 if to. 1 am sure I don’t away the went before anybody her. {Det roit Free Press, “The claimed he wants and 1.3 COU sto 0 A REGULAR THING, Th eon ton, (0ny - Ca ate Friday Bi ¢ Hostess (apologetically at lunch- Friday, Mr. Castle 't have as much as on -This being we Qo! rule. fust on to do stieton— Neither do 1, He Why, do because you think it right as SLRS you Cast] 1 oing)—0h, no Ne w York World HE KNEW IT ALL. A book scent went into a barber shop the proprietor if he could sell sn encyclopedia asked the tonsorial art and asked Lim “What's Pe int ist. contains informa- wotld.” ~*He “A took that every subject in the Victim in the ¢ binir says feebly doesn't need it.” [Texas Siftings +H tion oO LISTARKE IN ANATOMY “I've lost my heart to you,” was what it wasn't true bis head MPUDESCE UNAWED, settle this ae Mr. Slopay, I (6 commence a ‘14 1 count,’ am afraid 1 ca do uot soon taiior to have suid the shall ht. M: a Shears,’ said the young noer el You were ippant, trivia iil be iuckier t ing my ma sun ast on¢ rSIELI HIN A 1 true as preaching, kind of teaching f any ite around and settle er when he he nan « oesn't do it, v he's sure toy tains his « ‘t worth a not r anythin Bremen wn esd g atl ra. Lliror SMART NOW I know why Freddie bas been v ie Whyi” -The other day il ght wot to hie it made when Was him again, beiog o Gu it v4 i (ORE LIGHT WANTED. : 3 $..1 of the Chair of Political to the « he professor mv had talked and a half *‘] have tried to make tion of the tariff perfec tly he i, iping the glowing f ‘and I trust | have suc if there shouid be some who desire further light on am ready to answer any ques. may ask.” ‘1 thiok 1 understand the most of your professor,’ up a deeply interested young man on the front seat, ‘but I'd like know whether this « Ad Valorem you've been talking about is mas or 5 woman, «Chicago Tribune Foon Aes an hour his whole ques plair 1 LO you, said perspirat on from his ie, ceeded. Still, among you the mutter | tions 1ou fecture, SPORT a A FEEBLE ‘Do vou take any mark sbout “books in brooks?” said one practical young man. “*] don’t know,” replied another; “I understand chat there's avolume of sound in Niagara Falls, "| Washington Star, UNDERSTANDING, in that re the running stock DISTRICT MESSENGER OFFICE, Customer--1 want to complain again of the slowness of your boys Mansger-— My dear sir, they CHANGED HIS MIND, Remember aud tell Masher - Bub, Johenie your “i8Ter, me Bab-—Sister said I should ask some “Is she troubled that way?” “Yes: she can't sing a note.” “Tell her to try Blank’'s lozenges. By {Texas Siftings. AN AMATEUR. Joves—My wile essayed a new role to- day, as cook. Brown Mine essayed several, Jones—What were they? Brown Light rolls, and they were so beavy 1 could hear them drop when | swallowed them. —| Detroit Free Press, A DIAGROSIS, Waite-~How is your mother to-day, Tommie? Tomruie Tompkine— Well, she's better, but not as better as she was, —{ Truth, INTELLECT. Cholles — Ha! ha! ha! ha! heard sueh an awful good joke. Fwed— What was it? Cholles-—Aw I've fohgotten, THEODORE'S ADVANTAGE, “If Theodore Thomas is a musician,” said Davke, “why is it that n ever saw him play a cornet, for in- stance?’ “He doesn’t have to,” said Rivers, “He can alway find some subs to toot.” r=IChicago Tribane. I just A THOUGHT DISCLOBED. Tom-1 oan read your thoughts, 1 { know just what you are thiaking about How, Daisy rue! you Non refuse (blushing If you did 80 there! indignantly )- propose 1'd A CLOSE CALL ox 30, Judge (to witness) — What is your age, senorat Witness—I am over 20. “You must tell me the exact truth.” “RBetween 20 und 30.” -[La Union de Valpa SATISFACTORY EXPLANATION, “Charles Softleigh is a regular milk. “Yes; | al- suppose that's why he's blood," we [Chicago Inter-Ocean. AN EXTRAORDINARY [.uelin—~What on earth that rich Joseph Dudley saw in Marion Moriss I'd like to know! I wonder why he fell | love with her? Jastinia—He says she's the only ever met who finds out if before she {New York World. SURE TO WOMAN, fen ICAVEeS Toon Merchant-—1 wish this vertisement put in some part of where the women will sire Editor — Why, great snakes, When we want to print aoything whe dry goods ad the pa be 1G women will be sure to see it, we iu it alongside of a dry goods advertise ment. New York Weekly. A Bit SURPRISE. “Do you happpen to have any mor about you, Snagus?” said Manchester to his friend. “* Sorry, Manchester,” “but 1 haven't a quarter my name just now.’ ‘* Then,” rejoined Man hester, as he produced a fat roll of bills, ** then y« will be giad to get back this tenner i borrowed from you a month ag Snags fainted —( I’ burg C ev was of the reply, : t 8 Goliar A GHEAT FIERCE BRAVERY. The Heiress’ Brother-—Bah! the as he calls himself, is 8 coward The Heiress—0Oh, no, Jack’ have seen him dance on the m fully slippery floor. Puck C4 THAT WAR ALL. ‘Why do visitor at the pe guards “To keep Hberties, {Puck YOU CArTY a suitentiar the pris ma sm plucky ** Plucky! Why, I've done ina scream, That's no kno that room i In name wn woman with use and 1 CARRKYIN¢ TH i k the groee your Mr. Pe tea did Tommy? Tommy mamma Taddels A MISCA Shee Ye i He No; 1 him $100 shame him out of coming here She Well he's as sn and you're ns I'H mar lo not fear him as oaned + f . i is Dag ry him, — Tr GXE Mr. Fainte stand that iectures on WAY © Miss vou have ‘How t Deen atier y Treat Ordix posses’? She Yes, He (drawing teil me what you heart?—| Vogue ETHICR 8 neareri-—Can would do for ¢ FETHETIOS She don birds i with conviction 1 in cutting up jittle ing them on hats He Oh, how good you are She-~[t's so much prettier whole bird. Chicago Rect THE poor rd, PATRIOTIC PHOTOGRATHER Dr. Dosem (posing for a full-length portraiti- -See here, sir! Do you mean to insuls me by giving me a backgre plastered over with advertisements of my pills? Photographer (calmly) — That land scape is a photograph from nature, sir. iNG A DESIRABLE Mrs. Binks-—That woman we just passed is the nicest neighbor I ever had, Friend Neighbor! Why, she didn so much as glance at you, Mrs. Binks—That's what I like her. — [ New York Weekly. EXTREME NEIGHBOR abou SINGULARITY. Editor— What do you mean by saying osefist’s life was one of singular Spaceryt—He is good to himself — EXPLANATION, Friend of the Family—Well, how's little Willie? We don’t see as much of you as we used to. Willie (shyly)--No. trousers now.—|[ Truth. I'm—1'm in long Novel Way to Clear a Common. In 1808 when Jamestown, N, Y | first settled, the inhabitants hit upon a novel plan for clearing off the public common. The plot set apart for that purpose was covered with trees, which were at odd times when not otherwise en- ed. But the stumps still remained, and their removal was a problem that caused many discussions among the city fathers. At last they struck a brillisnt ides, whereby their object was not only attained, but the intemperate members of the community were taught » salutary Jes & was dety enacted that the nnlty for getting drunk was to dig u ye large stump, but if the culprit was | overs only moderately tipsy he was assigoed to a smaller one It was not loug be fore every stump disippeared. much to the credit the originators of the i Won by Praise. Doctor Johnson was very suscepti ble to flattery. Gilbert Stuart, the American portrait painter, learned his art in the English home of Ben jamin West. Ope day he met Doe tor Johnson, whose dislike for the American c¢oionies was notorious “sir,” demanded Johnson of young “whe:e did you learn En * «out of your dictionary, sir,’ The Doctor John University of Pennsylvania, while visiting in Loo: dined with Doctor Johnson, He had been cautioned not to contra dict the great men, and he saw from the silence that fell upon the com any when Johoson entered the room fat he was regarded literary despot, whose opinions were to be re ceived and not criticized. Johnson attended to nothing but his plate, Having eaten voracious'y he survey: ed the guests for the first time. The conversation turned uprn America, and Ewing defended the colonies "What do you know, sir, on the sub ect?” exclaimed Johnson, “Sir.” he thundered on, “what do you know America? You never read a8 a books re “is 1 $ ” Pardon me, sir, replied Ewing. “We have read Rambler. 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