mmnames—— HOROMOUS, ¢ yc wonNpenl “Can you te'l me where I ean go to hear rome good singing” an eayger- Jooking guest usked of the hotel clerk. “1 haven t heard any f'n ten years,” “You haven't!” exclaimed the clerk “Wiere've you beeu? Traveiling in Amica?” “No: I’ve been on the road with a eomic opera troupe.’ TWO MEN. Paterfamilias (furiously) — You scound. el! why did you elope with my daughter? New Son-in-l.aw—To avoid the in- sufferable fuss and nonsense of a society wedding, Paterfamiling (teamingly) — Thank Henven, wy daughter got a seusible busbund auvyhow, PBONRSE SENSR, Mrs, Esstern — My goodness me, Hi- ram, | see by the upers that a man has just died aged 118 years Mr, Fasteru— Waal, wan't it Sloue, Maria? bout PROOF POSITIVE. Clara - I wonder if George drinks? D Of course he does, “iiow do you know?” “His breath swells of cloves every tie he cowes 10 see me, ECONOMY, marked Mr, Troller as Lis howe ina cab “No, my dear,” she answered, “it Was a matter of economy. I ws mals late Ly wait ng half an hour fur two eeuls change.” ———— WANTS A GENTLE, “Do you warrant this bicycle to gent ee?’ **[ don't understand youn, sir.” *1 want to know about is habit, The last bicyele | bad not only threw me, but whirled about us the ground aud Jomped me. all over The Pritish Purliament a of t e davebiters of the Queen come of $3) 0)0 a year, T sous Of Lue Yuiecn 8 year. Ai You i= ger “ dm—e—— When Quean Vi dener ‘eit her service recenddy Queen presented him with silver tea service a= a token teem in which she Lewd him, It is told that Pann produce Iudepende World's Fair as the bu devoted to ‘ht Sate. i —— No Safer Investme nt Can Be Found, The Atlantle-Pac s Railway Tu is now the longest and d deepest un onnd work an C olor ado, its headin Dn more than 2,300 fe ot below surface, It is to be completed in thre years, and the Denver, Apex and West- ern Hailway, in new direct route from Denver to i Lake, wil» 8 on 8 NMaht-ol f payi wr 81, ol) cent thire head oria’s HB of the P iwvlvania will re. ¢3 Hall at liding especial 1a J ier- Sa OW lie £3 0 purp they ge Hil, sliver the veins t ii el having uly been wed] It is the greatest enterprise of its kind in the world, and «ll who inv the bonds and shares of the company will be great gainers. The new twelve-page pam- Blles, as sent to those who address Mark Pomeroy, President, Boom 46, Patitsor Building, New York City, is interesting, giving as it does, facts 80 many endorsements of the work | by ing heWspapers sad business men of Colorado. The Rocky Moun- tains are being tunneled, Ros a fact, and 1 nic § fs in an mvestors, Fuss is the froth of business. ITS: Al ria stopped res oy Dr. Kitne'stires erve Restorer. No Fitsaleor Bret day's 19a, dare ANE cares, C hieago proposes a tf ating hotel, FT Here is an incident from the South ~Mississippi, written in April, 1890, just after the Grippe had visited that country. ‘‘I am a farmer, one of those who have to rise early and work late. At the beginning of last Winter I was on a trip to the City drenched in a shower of rain. I went home and was soon after seized with a dry, hacking cough, This grew worse every day, until I had to seek relief. [ consulted Dr. Dixon who has since died, and he told me to geta bottle of Boschee's German Syrup. Meantime my cough grew worse and worse and then the Grippe came along and I caught that also very severely. My condition then compelled me to do something. ! t two bottlesof German Syrup. gan using them, and before ta B much of the second bottle, I was entirely clear of the Lough that had hung to me so long, the Grippe, and all its bad effects. 1 felt tip-top and have felt that way ever since.” End. Briaws, Jr., Cayuga, Hines » Miss. @, Dig, but bad ~-the old-fashioned pill. Dad to take, and bad to have taken. In- efficient, too, It's only temporary relief you can get from it. Try something better. With Dr, Pierce's Pleasant Pellets the benefit is lasting. They cleanse and regu- Inte the liver, stomach and bowels, Taken in time, they prevent trouble. In any case, they cure it. And they ute it easily ; they're mild and gentle, but thorough and effective. T here’s no to the system, diet or One tiny, sugar-coated Pellet for a laxative-—three for a cathartic. {| Sick and Bilious Headache, Consti- pation, Indigestion, Attacks, and all derangements of the liver, | stomach and bowels are | relieved and permanently cured. They’re purely vegetable, per- fectly harmless, the smallest, and | the easiest to take — but that, they're the cheape st pill you | can buy, for they're guaranteed to | give satisfaction, or your money is returned. You pay only for the Food you get. | ¢f Dr. Pierce's medicines, Nothing On Earth Will Bilious bunould Fave at in The House, Dropped on Sugar, Children Love nhnen ne Lini ni ent Jolnso! 3 Anodyne Himen aks ? ; 1, Sure Tass Cramps, Palas, rom gta, hen ion Ty #106 4 8 & Ou, Boson, Nauk Lod at his M ch, 0.for hav ng parte th & case of scariet sannot earn $9 be wise g In New - s 1» Yuk ve united Lo brads di ab Jersey its J 334M Srate or Omo Cry or TOLEDO, fas PLC ST OUMNTY, Frasg J. Cugsey mak ns cath gen or partner of the Bom of », J £0. ving Dusiness in the Bi Co ant y and tate aforesa d, th il poy the sum of ONE HUN DI ED DOL~ LARS ore ch and every ease of Catarrh that cannot be cured bythe tise of HAI L's CATARRE Cune. PRANK J. CHENEY. | Sworn to before me and sub-eribed in i. prescnce, this 6th day of December, A. 585, ~~ A.W, GLEASON. i } Seal { Notary Pubiie. ~~~ Hall's Catarrt Cure is taken internally and acts directly upon the blood and mucous sur- | fa es of the system, Send for testimon als, free, F.J.CHENEY & CO., Toledo, U. i &aSold by Druggsts, 75 cents, CHENEY & of Jo | drawn. Sst AP——— { writes ‘I am in receipt of your letter, and | i would express my sincere thanks for the St, {| Bernard Pills 8 nt me. They are entirely as | repress ntod, are gentle and yet thorough In | { their «fect, and fully deserve their repu ation as belong an excelicat bow-ehold remedy. 1 can he. Ss A A IPAS during a three pays’ ceremonial in slam | recently. Don't Let Them Die, Manv children die annually with eroup that might be saved if Dr. Hoxsie's Certain Crou Cure was promptly administered. Kemember it. Sold by druggists or mailed on rege; t of | Sots. Address A. PF. Hoxsie, Bullalo, N A There are » over 1,100, 000 railroatt oars and 33,00 locomotives in the United States, - Attention is called to the advertise- ment of Messrs, Kloeher & Alling, They are the proprietors of a most effective Pile Cure, and those suffering from m any form of this complaint, will : Agee correspond with them. ADA AAA AAA The earliest American colo was [s. sued in 1612 and had a representation of a hog on its face, RUPTURE. ! dagab G Gienscheimer StCinp: . ton, N ; « have teen thor i} cured of ny rupture FE br. J. B Mayer, sil veh Mt, Phila do the hardest kind NY ie hg and wear no rive, Go to geo him, og Mayer also gived Greatment at Hotel Penn, Eewamg, Pa. on the 2d saturday aod follow: ing sunday of each mo th. California raises tiie cork-oak tree, Canna Nilaney Cure for Dropsy, Gravel, Ihabetes, Bright's, Heart, Uri Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerves onsn &e. Cure gusrantecd. 831 Arch Street, Phllad’a. $1 a bottle, 6 for 85, or druggist. 1000 certidoases of cures, - Try Taint Old chronic cases that trial. my hfe to foot. case hopeless. and well, physicians dec lare incurable; saved Send for our new book on constitutional or Blood Diseases, mailed freo. The Swift Specific Co. Atlanta, Ga. AMERICAN ATARRH URE One Hottie Corea, Stops the dropning in the throat in one week ; res ores the hea ing and of smells 1 moves bad breath and hesoaches Prepared by Dr. WM. B JONES, Sosel: ist, 48 N, 11th St. Ph ladeliphis, Pa Bld drivel 15 oF mai ed Lo address for Tesi buon ‘als Symp blanks a.d free, yeurs' eXpeilence, write, AMERICAN NEURALGIA CURE | A quick, positive CURE, 25 Cents. Ely’s Cream Balm COLD in HEAI A r ——— Price 50 Cents, LTA TI TI ply Balm into each nostri Bros. 6 Warren St wf Fine by 8! au aay ice Zi | | Bon | Se dnd El pat horn ‘ dur a enon Cll J SE phn wl panes Il i A itn, ar a. oF Pi f Ying Pot Pine 4 } -— Cif ny 4 EA § hi, woh wl A gn, Rit EY fe Bewaies of ARFIELD THE i Of waa ves ang i wees Sick emda: hey GmiCBre eu l Gur ot pas boss Over. comes terest omplex a rfal Be. fulis for a >} ot : Fresention of Hair adi. out, | La J ing ! ease of all Bess, growing “ teed, PILOCRESCIN, DAMN HINSKY % GREAT HAIR PRODUCER. Price $1.00. sold by ali Drragginia, BLONDE, BROWN OR BLACK w Dumschinsk y's ool th brated liquid on plea i, dyes fit Price 35 Cle. A MS HINSKY, York I after receipt of price wn i RIE STIR PP Eww ww www we ew FOR FIFTY ° YEARS! | MRS. WINSLOW'S : SOOTHING SYRUF ! Sama a alas | FARMS In the near hs Cirenlars FREE. J Hereror, Martinsbarg, Fae all pain, ctires w'nd colic, an > I ILES © afflicted. A simple and wonderful JONES' SCALES ~~ THE BEST — TU TITS \ STOPPED HEE NERVE RESTORER fret day » woe. Treaties and $7 trial bottle — i» pe Foitea See Ureguies BE VaR 0 TMITATING PRATDS , alno Agents wanted | for this wonderful + forms, PunRInansitp, Arithmetis Shorts st, Buffalo, N. ¥. drod Brogrey, 13) Hamburgh Av, URED TO STAY CURED, § murraLo, MN GRO. M. PM MAND, Ne Ronn N. has been used hy mothers for thelr, children : Pomedy Tor diarrhoea. cure. The best references furnished. Send Zo. meen ® FULLY WARRANTED » s Seren. for all Brats » Nesvs E RES oR iy ts Fit patie nth, they payreg exaree charges oe bon when . if Semana of 5,000 wid DOUBLE. WASHER, Ad | Aenean Pavasran: JONAS wot win §THE CARN Prisen Al wuiee 100 PER CRUT sie Wax, va Wanner, wraerewEs me rot est cash price. while Teething for over Figg SoGthes the o lM, softens the wenty-8 ve Conts a Nottie, id Positively © ured. A balm to all stamp for further particnlars to Kioxssr & ALLING, 136 L iberty St, New York City. RAL, Scaies $60 Freiont Poy IT TS. SO. Josane Persons Restored Dr. KLINE JOREAD ore for Keeww Afsenons, Pua, AO oa ISPALLIBLE If taken ae directed Ae reveived. Send nemo, ay 0 as oy sapere Adres of ved 10 DR. KLINE, ! E in two years. AFORTUN INIT hens counties lu on | on royalty tn every State of U. * NOLL, Lasason, Pa ’ HOME E STUDY, BOOK-KREPING, Hvsiness hand. ete , THOROUGHLY TAUGHT BY MATL. Cirenlars free. HBryaot's College, 4567 Main i Porrown TerLen with Gypsy Dream Book™." m" SORACULUM. Your FORTUNE told by Mail for Stainge tak yn, Don ¥ Commie, wd Wadisiym et a Torr 887, EIT PATENTS fii ‘Adaress £ i ail) SEE P. Tots Mow. rein. & 13 At Fame wy Fee. Dr rm. _br. Ji BY her, Bian TY. RAPPERS send Skins bo Ned. for Beh ee Sep ve Aha argos Sonate rr Bott 1s the “Why sit 80 muchear'er to contract debs than to pay hew?”’ “Decause we ran irto usually bave to crawl out,” debt, but TWO HUNTING GROUNDS, Tein k—On an averace 50 1 bears are kill d annua ly in Mine, Tomdik—- And how many street? in Wall nr , ——— The Arkansas 1¢f cted lover who is ¢ burned a bride's mivg ntl muy bh ve wished to be 1e- A Happy thonght! Freblewittle grr. | consiterad i — Bo simple when you it—The dude. kuow The Bilver Qustion—Lend me a dime, A mar Is not ypecesarily a land holder simply becanse Lie eats dirt, The man who dr. ws a big int rest is undoubtedly wor bh 1 is walt in gold, The book agen’, like the sailor, finds that wind hus a word rful eflect on his canvas, . **Those are capi'ai le! ters,” said the man who wrote 1. O. U. In acknowl- edgement of a much-wanted loan, An Oregon man wants to treads a mule for ua wife, Nome men (writes an old bachelor) never kuow when they are well off, ——————— In looking for eanses, the 1'ttle thing urder our puse is bh rde:t 10 see, try Lo cas. your «re on the Your owu mous acl ceutre The Mirgonyi experisure guessing the at 112,100,090, Thousands of women Testify, from personal knowledge and experience, that as a simple reliable cure for all forms of female complaints, Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound fs unequalled. Mrs. Many A. Arrey, Lynn, Mase, says: *] suffered from ¢ 1 {«placement, ulceration g a few bottles retable Come . After us *, Af nams red ent i. oe sen pe n form of ils = of B14 oo, Laver P 2he, §. 4 lens LYRIS, Mash red ‘ # AK INA EK Fi. LAM MEL, Uu., George | window, 1 rapidly dis; If &« mao coult only see guences of all the evil things he does | bow bard! he would tiv—uot to do the evil Lhluge, bul 10 avert Lhe colsequels the conse. | A ———— : Jobhy What is Uncle | orge? Hos says wheie #y {i ] Uncle Geor, e hint 1's a plac el. B tsa nur-ery, place ows better than ! blucy raise Nhe ko W.eie a— conn nts LEH ES A tl advertiser has press ne wilh ratlie Thy will le to t ihe le of silver when visling | three tenpeuny ual; and a Luoch ny. ——————— onghtfnl fatife Ie] of two tse] BEE er] J} ng we go VY Ow “Mra Newrche's speech betrays her Hig” but she is making every effort " inhi © “Yes oil “ye ® T for a ‘swall piece of wutticg.'™ i —- LOYE VE, A LOAN, He (fervently) - O, we Lay the ring! She This is so sudden, Hed) but vou will et Bhe— Well, If you wiil He Then, dear loan me $50. my darling, Charlie, we? love Ove AFMALL BOY 8 VIEW, Small Boy—The ¢.8 is eatia’ of her | Kittens Mother—0Oh, I guesa not, “sShe'sgol it Ly the neck, and bitin’ it bard, *“*That Is the way a cat carries her kittens” “Hum! Mothers never care wheth- er they hurt their children or not, do they?” is ——— LL non— Produeed from the laxative and nutri- with the medicinal virtues of plants human system, acts gently, on the kid- neys, liver and bowels, effectually | and headaches, and curing babitaal constipation. berlv, South 2 frica, wade a profit last | year of $5,000,000 a The Lovell Safety, ANEW BIOYOLE WHICH THE PUBLIC LIKES, While fhousands, within the last decade have enjoyea the sport of eyeling, the fact is | nevertheless obvious that many thousands more have been deterred from snjoying it it i conseqence of the high prices de really good wheel, It remained for the John P. Lovell Arms © eimpany of Boston io change this state of af fairs was last year that the publie first be. came aware that there was a new low. pried safety bicycle on the markes, a wheel strictly Ligh grade. and equal in every particular 2 { any manufactured in America or Europe, s! previous to this all manufacturers had cha od a yeryl price for a first-class wheel, John PF. Lovell Arms Company is therefore the first house that has ever offered the public gueh A wheel at a price that does not place it beyend the reach of the average person's purse, The company that manufactures this wheel (the Lovell Diamond Safety) is one of the oldest of all the maiutuoti ng and mer. canti & houses in New Bogiand, kaviag been established in 1840, Besides being now one of the Jeading bie; beyels firms in the United States, the J Arig Company 1s and has been pa s well known miautactiler ana niet no! arms and » ring ug fuod eaten Un June Year, Oo oe wx firm ebira its bait rod bd anniversary. The f wu og this enterpr sing house, Mr, John rv Lovell, although over TU years of ho as is sill an dnpor jant uid active member this world-Tawed ous, The large:t railcoad station in the worl is at Birmingham, Bogland, It covers eleven acres, I 5. Bwan's Pasties Cure Dr. Jrmale er; his T-Tablets cure Shiuliie Tonsti Samples tree. Dr. Swan, Beave * Dam, io, Ew varie und fy » great r o $ T bras whe ng : & ? 4 } ol O00 AGENTS WANTED. : ml Aug. 9, 1888, -story 1 found him using I saw g at work. All the bluespots leavi neither Pp ain, ul {. NEU MANN, M. D. ny C.} - CHRIST. ” r 405) wound. t | 1 ten foot i A * $V O £8 spent # or Lh nted Hiograoky FRE CALPUB. CO., PriLA. Pa al Bu ks of beauty » PRESS thought, 50M All | of a bal y due to fat, and ne arly all of a woman's — we know it as curves and d What § with hood 1s told imples, lumpness has to do in a little book On CAR free, Would healthy or beautif EFUL LIVING; sent you is the proper answ Dowsn, (he int of fmers PL00CQOOSOLO0 THE SMALLES LY N THE WORLD! © T Tr 6 ©TINY LIVER PILLS have all the virtues of the larger ones; equally effertive; purely vegetal es .@ EF anet sive shown in this porder. 090000 CL000 Plso's Remedy for Oatarrh is the Rest, Faves to Tee, and (hearst Bold by druggies or sent by mall, Se ET. Haseltine, Warren, Pa MALARIA. Whole libraries have been written about Malaria and malarial diseases by the learned men of all nations. How far the physicians may ciller from « no» Snvithes in their views on ag. eo on this that the » at of Mal aria Is in the blood and that it par { tieularly affects the milt. Malaria may occut | anywhere; but it is expec ally prevalent in | danp and low lving regi ons with heavy sil It cecire very seldom fn norihers Europe, but it prevails in North America. Ueniral America | avd Soh America particularly in such parts of this continent whieh hive a moist and chimate. Malaria is no! a contagious visease lo the usual seerptation of the term. Even i thone countrie sin which it appears in an on jemic form it ean be guarded again by these the most important are moderation in ating and urinking and avoiding the damp Bight-alr. One of the most important conditions fi the preservation of health is perfect d gos jon 0d wm eonnection with this a free aire: a waste matter from the body. The enlargement of the milt which 1s noticed in all malarial dis eases hardening of the spleen. proves abundantly that the hincipa found in late a8 freely and easily as it ought. To cause the blood to possible and fo keep the Intestinal eanal in constant and bealihiul activity femedy it known than the 88, Bernard Vegeta bie ils, prepared from the best medicinal perbs of the Alps. They 5 cts. a box from every first class draggist. Joule Arig: si% haven't them in stoek, sen a 20 Im wil rec ive some post paid by return mail signs of general indispesition or an int tion in the eireulation of of the blood is The pil s act as a mild laxitive and blood-pa i Bet and remove the mala ial pois.n from the Bet without weakening is. 8 ANTED-O av a Hy fi — ANAKESIS pives In stant redet avd is an INFALLIBLR CURE for FILES, Pricesylat itunes’, or wail, ER Ou IY iv SIO WO. SAA Do not trust too much 40 yous trust. fulness, QR. RR. RR. J ADWAY'S READY RELIEF. HEVENTS is. Cong Inflaenza, Bross oe anenin ng of the Joints, Lun baga inflam mations, Ribeumatism. Neuralgia, ¥ ros bites, Chilblains, Headache boot bane uth, DIV LLETRHEEATHING. URES 1 HE WORST PAINS in from one 1 AOL ONE HOUR after re riivemeutl Boe one BUFF B ANI a. srr Tirol, dai tis me i ise, . 3 » iB aay Wilh PAlLN ie wily Belief Is a Sure (are aw sos Bruises, Palus ta the flack, host or Limbs, 11 Was tise First and is the Only FAN BEMEDYX duay's He bs ry Pain, Nper xeraciating i cures Coupes Bowels, e appieatic if a tu er & Uramps, - Ne bum a ail interns MAT.ARIA Chilis nnd Fev Fever and ARs Comque red, 1 ‘ acvent in the worl £1 . $ y RADWAY FILL 30 gui * RADW Al's READY BE LinY, Fiity cents per hottla, Bold by Nraggiste. ne MUN ETO bia RavpwAYyY * Lo Fia € oy fre Ep $3 SHOE cenf&fnen, GFATLEMMN and LADEN, save your dow re the most evonomion footwear ever uilered for the mo mey, Beware of deniers woo offi r olbier makes, a being Just a with name and price w smped on bottoen, WwW. Lo Douglas, Brockton, Mass, IF" TAKE AO sUBNTITU rE. a ns on loval advertised dealers applying you. 47 IN THE SELECTION OF A CHOICE CIFT or of an addition to one's library, elegance and usefulness will be found com Seguin SUCCESSOR OF THE CNARRIDOED. | Ton yours fenisng 100 editors em 1 Critionl exnmination invited, Got the 2h > all Booksellers, Pamphiet free C. MERRIAM & CO, Springfield, Man I YW HIVE 1 FRIEND A Farr RRR rE | Arg, A BOOK, AERATED OXYGEN CO. 19 Bookman St., Now York.
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