mmnames——
HOROMOUS,
¢ yc wonNpenl
“Can you te'l me where I ean go to
hear rome good singing” an eayger-
Jooking guest usked of the hotel clerk.
“1 haven t heard any f'n ten years,”
“You haven't!” exclaimed the clerk
“Wiere've you beeu? Traveiling in
Amica?”
“No: I’ve been on the road with a
eomic opera troupe.’
TWO MEN.
Paterfamilias (furiously) — You
scound. el! why did you elope with my
daughter?
New Son-in-l.aw—To avoid the in-
sufferable fuss and nonsense of a society
wedding,
Paterfamiling (teamingly) — Thank
Henven, wy daughter got a seusible
busbund auvyhow,
PBONRSE SENSR,
Mrs, Esstern — My goodness me, Hi-
ram, | see by the upers that a man has
just died aged 118 years
Mr, Fasteru— Waal, wan't it
Sloue, Maria?
bout
PROOF POSITIVE.
Clara - I wonder if George drinks?
D Of course he does,
“iiow do you know?”
“His breath swells of cloves every
tie he cowes 10 see me,
ECONOMY,
marked Mr, Troller as Lis
howe ina cab
“No, my dear,” she answered, “it
Was a matter of economy. I ws mals
late Ly wait ng half an hour fur two
eeuls change.”
————
WANTS A GENTLE,
“Do you warrant this bicycle to
gent ee?’
**[ don't understand youn, sir.”
*1 want to know about is habit,
The last bicyele | bad not only threw
me, but whirled about us
the ground aud Jomped
me.
all over
The Pritish Purliament a
of t e davebiters of the Queen
come of $3) 0)0 a year, T
sous Of Lue Yuiecn
8 year.
Ai
You
i=
ger
“
dm—e——
When Quean Vi
dener ‘eit her service recenddy
Queen presented him with
silver tea service a= a token
teem in which she Lewd him,
It is told that Pann
produce Iudepende
World's Fair as the bu
devoted to ‘ht Sate.
i ——
No Safer Investme nt Can Be Found,
The Atlantle-Pac s Railway Tu
is now the longest and d deepest un
onnd work an C olor ado, its headin
Dn more than 2,300 fe ot below
surface, It is to be completed in thre
years, and the Denver, Apex and West-
ern Hailway, in new direct route
from Denver to i Lake, wil» 8
on 8 NMaht-ol f
payi wr 81,
ol) cent
thire
head
oria’s
HB
of the
P
iwvlvania will re.
¢3 Hall at
liding especial
1a
J
ier-
Sa
OW lie
£3 0
purp
they
ge Hil, sliver
the veins t ii el
having uly been wed] It is the
greatest enterprise of its kind in the
world, and «ll who inv the bonds
and shares of the company will be great
gainers. The new twelve-page pam-
Blles, as sent to those who address Mark
Pomeroy, President, Boom 46,
Patitsor Building, New York City, is
interesting, giving as it does, facts
80 many endorsements of the work |
by ing heWspapers sad business
men of Colorado. The Rocky Moun-
tains are being tunneled, Ros a fact, and
1
nic
§
fs in
an
mvestors,
Fuss is the froth of business.
ITS: Al ria stopped res oy Dr. Kitne'stires
erve Restorer. No Fitsaleor Bret day's 19a, dare
ANE cares,
C hieago proposes a tf ating hotel,
FT
Here is an incident from the South
~Mississippi, written in April, 1890,
just after the Grippe had visited that
country. ‘‘I am a farmer, one of
those who have to rise early and
work late. At the beginning of last
Winter I was on a trip to the City
drenched in a shower of rain. I
went home and was soon after seized
with a dry, hacking cough, This
grew worse every day, until I had
to seek relief. [ consulted Dr. Dixon
who has since died, and he told me
to geta bottle of Boschee's German
Syrup. Meantime my cough grew
worse and worse and then the Grippe
came along and I caught that also
very severely. My condition then
compelled me to do something. !
t two bottlesof German Syrup.
gan using them, and before ta B
much of the second bottle, I was
entirely clear of the Lough that had
hung to me so long, the Grippe, and
all its bad effects. 1 felt tip-top and
have felt that way ever since.”
End. Briaws, Jr., Cayuga, Hines
» Miss. @,
Dig, but bad
~-the old-fashioned pill. Dad to
take, and bad to have taken. In-
efficient, too, It's only temporary
relief you can get from it.
Try something better. With Dr,
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets the benefit
is lasting. They cleanse and regu-
Inte the liver, stomach and bowels,
Taken in time, they prevent trouble.
In any case, they cure it.
And they ute it easily ; they're
mild and gentle, but thorough and
effective. T here’s no
to the system, diet or
One tiny, sugar-coated Pellet for
a laxative-—three for a cathartic.
{| Sick and Bilious Headache, Consti-
pation, Indigestion, Attacks,
and all derangements of the liver,
| stomach and bowels are
| relieved and permanently cured.
They’re purely vegetable, per-
fectly harmless, the smallest, and
| the easiest to take — but
that, they're the cheape st pill you
| can buy, for they're guaranteed to
| give satisfaction, or your money is
returned. You pay only for the
Food you get.
| ¢f Dr. Pierce's medicines,
Nothing On Earth Will
Bilious
bunould Fave at in The House,
Dropped on Sugar, Children Love
nhnen ne Lini ni ent
Jolnso! 3 Anodyne Himen
aks ? ; 1, Sure Tass Cramps, Palas,
rom
gta, hen ion
Ty #106 4
8 & Ou, Boson, Nauk
Lod
at his
M ch,
0.for hav ng parte
th & case of scariet
sannot earn $9 be wise
g In New
- s 1»
Yuk
ve united Lo brads
di ab Jersey its
J
334M
Srate or Omo Cry or TOLEDO, fas
PLC ST OUMNTY,
Frasg J. Cugsey mak ns cath
gen or partner of the Bom of », J
£0. ving Dusiness in the Bi
Co ant y and tate aforesa d, th
il poy the sum of ONE HUN DI ED DOL~
LARS ore ch and every ease of Catarrh that
cannot be cured bythe tise of HAI L's CATARRE
Cune. PRANK J. CHENEY.
| Sworn to before me and sub-eribed in i.
prescnce, this 6th day of December, A. 585,
~~ A.W, GLEASON.
i } Seal { Notary Pubiie.
~~~
Hall's Catarrt Cure is taken internally and
acts directly upon the blood and mucous sur-
| fa es of the system, Send for testimon als, free,
F.J.CHENEY & CO., Toledo, U.
i &aSold by Druggsts, 75 cents,
CHENEY &
of Jo
| drawn.
Sst AP———
{ writes ‘I am in receipt of your letter, and |
i would express my sincere thanks for the St,
{| Bernard Pills 8 nt me. They are entirely as
| repress ntod, are gentle and yet thorough In |
{ their «fect, and fully deserve their repu ation
as belong an excelicat bow-ehold remedy. 1 can
he.
Ss A A IPAS
during a three pays’ ceremonial in slam
| recently.
Don't Let Them Die,
Manv children die annually with eroup that
might be saved if Dr. Hoxsie's Certain Crou
Cure was promptly administered. Kemember
it. Sold by druggists or mailed on rege; t of |
Sots. Address A. PF. Hoxsie, Bullalo, N
A
There are » over 1,100, 000 railroatt oars
and 33,00 locomotives in the United
States,
-
Attention is called to the advertise-
ment of Messrs, Kloeher & Alling, They
are the proprietors of a most effective
Pile Cure, and those suffering from m any
form of this complaint, will : Agee
correspond with them.
ADA AAA AAA
The earliest American colo was [s.
sued in 1612 and had a representation
of a hog on its face,
RUPTURE. ! dagab G Gienscheimer StCinp:
. ton, N ; « have teen thor
i} cured of ny rupture FE br. J. B Mayer, sil
veh Mt, Phila do the hardest kind NY ie
hg and wear no rive, Go to geo him, og
Mayer also gived Greatment at Hotel Penn,
Eewamg, Pa. on the 2d saturday aod follow:
ing sunday of each mo th.
California raises tiie cork-oak tree,
Canna Nilaney Cure for
Dropsy, Gravel, Ihabetes, Bright's,
Heart, Uri Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerves
onsn &e. Cure gusrantecd. 831
Arch Street, Phllad’a. $1 a bottle, 6
for 85, or druggist. 1000 certidoases of
cures,
-
Try
Taint Old chronic cases that
trial.
my hfe
to foot.
case hopeless.
and well,
physicians dec lare incurable;
saved Send for our
new book on
constitutional
or Blood
Diseases,
mailed freo.
The Swift
Specific Co.
Atlanta, Ga.
AMERICAN
ATARRH URE
One Hottie Corea,
Stops the dropning in the throat in one week ;
res ores the hea ing and of smells 1
moves bad breath and hesoaches Prepared
by Dr. WM. B JONES, Sosel: ist, 48 N, 11th
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Ely’s Cream Balm
COLD in HEAI
A r ———
Price 50 Cents,
LTA TI TI
ply Balm into each nostri
Bros. 6 Warren St
wf Fine
by
8!
au aay ice Zi
|
|
Bon |
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i A itn,
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f
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ARFIELD THE i
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Over.
comes
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a
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ot :
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out, |
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! ease of all
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growing “
teed,
PILOCRESCIN,
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GREAT HAIR PRODUCER.
Price $1.00. sold by ali Drragginia,
BLONDE, BROWN OR BLACK w
Dumschinsk y's ool
th
brated liquid
on plea i, dyes
fit Price 35 Cle.
A MS HINSKY,
York
I after receipt of price
wn
i
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PP
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, alno Agents wanted
| for this wonderful
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URED TO STAY CURED, § murraLo, MN
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stamp for further particnlars to Kioxssr &
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RAL, Scaies $60 Freiont Poy
IT TS. SO.
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ISPALLIBLE If taken ae directed Ae
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’
HOME E STUDY, BOOK-KREPING, Hvsiness
hand. ete , THOROUGHLY TAUGHT BY MATL.
Cirenlars free. HBryaot's College, 4567 Main
i Porrown TerLen with
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Your FORTUNE told by Mail for Stainge tak
yn, Don ¥
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et a Torr 887, EIT
PATENTS fii
‘Adaress £
i ail) SEE
P.
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Fee. Dr rm. _br. Ji BY her, Bian TY.
RAPPERS send Skins bo
Ned. for Beh
ee Sep ve Aha
argos Sonate rr Bott 1s the
“Why sit 80 muchear'er to contract
debs than to pay hew?”’
“Decause we ran irto
usually bave to crawl out,”
debt, but
TWO HUNTING GROUNDS,
Tein k—On an averace 50 1 bears are
kill d annua ly in Mine,
Tomdik—- And how many
street?
in Wall
nr , ———
The Arkansas 1¢f cted lover who is
¢ burned a bride's
mivg ntl muy bh ve wished to be 1e-
A
Happy thonght! Freblewittle grr. |
consiterad
i —
Bo simple when you it—The
dude.
kuow
The Bilver Qustion—Lend me a
dime,
A mar Is not ypecesarily a land
holder simply becanse Lie eats dirt,
The man who dr. ws a big int rest is
undoubtedly wor bh 1 is walt in gold,
The book agen’, like the sailor, finds
that wind hus a word rful eflect on
his canvas, .
**Those are capi'ai le! ters,” said the
man who wrote 1. O. U. In acknowl-
edgement of a much-wanted loan,
An Oregon man wants to treads a
mule for ua wife, Nome men (writes an
old bachelor) never kuow when they are
well off,
———————
In looking for eanses, the 1'ttle thing
urder our puse is bh rde:t 10 see,
try Lo cas. your «re on the
Your owu mous acl
ceutre
The Mirgonyi experisure guessing the
at 112,100,090,
Thousands of women
Testify, from personal knowledge and
experience, that as a simple reliable cure
for all forms of female complaints,
Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable
Compound
fs unequalled. Mrs. Many A. Arrey,
Lynn, Mase, says: *] suffered from
¢ 1 {«placement, ulceration
g a few bottles
retable Come
.
After us
*, Af
nams
red ent
i. oe sen pe n form of ils =
of B14 oo, Laver P 2he,
§. 4 lens
LYRIS, Mash
red
‘ #
AK INA EK Fi. LAM MEL, Uu.,
George |
window,
1
rapidly dis;
If &« mao coult only see
guences of all the evil things he does |
bow bard! he would tiv—uot to do the
evil Lhluge, bul 10 avert Lhe colsequels
the conse. |
A ———— :
Jobhy What is Uncle |
orge? Hos says wheie
#y {i ]
Uncle Geor, e
hint 1's a plac
el.
B
tsa
nur-ery,
place
ows better than !
blucy raise
Nhe ko
W.eie
a— conn
nts
LEH ES
A tl advertiser has press
ne wilh ratlie
Thy will le to t ihe
le of silver when visling |
three tenpeuny ual; and a Luoch
ny.
———————
onghtfnl
fatife
Ie]
of two
tse] BEE er]
J} ng we go
VY Ow
“Mra Newrche's speech betrays her
Hig”
but she is making every effort
"
inhi ©
“Yes
oil
“ye ® T
for a ‘swall piece of wutticg.'™
i —-
LOYE VE, A LOAN,
He (fervently) - O,
we Lay the ring!
She This is so sudden,
Hed) but vou will et
Bhe— Well, If you wiil
He Then, dear loan me $50.
my darling,
Charlie,
we?
love
Ove
AFMALL BOY 8 VIEW,
Small Boy—The ¢.8 is eatia’ of her |
Kittens
Mother—0Oh, I guesa not,
“sShe'sgol it Ly the neck, and
bitin’ it bard,
*“*That Is the way a cat carries her
kittens”
“Hum! Mothers never care wheth-
er they hurt their children or not, do
they?”
is
——— LL non—
Produeed from the laxative and nutri-
with the medicinal virtues of plants
human system, acts gently, on the kid-
neys, liver and bowels, effectually |
and headaches, and curing babitaal
constipation.
berlv, South 2 frica, wade a profit last |
year of $5,000,000
a
The Lovell Safety,
ANEW BIOYOLE WHICH THE PUBLIC LIKES,
While fhousands, within the last decade
have enjoyea the sport of eyeling, the fact is |
nevertheless obvious that many thousands
more have been deterred from snjoying it it i
conseqence of the high prices de
really good wheel,
It remained for the John P. Lovell Arms
© eimpany of Boston io change this state of af
fairs was last year that the publie first be.
came aware that there was a new low. pried
safety bicycle on the markes, a wheel strictly
Ligh grade. and equal in every particular 2 {
any manufactured in America or Europe, s!
previous to this all manufacturers had cha od
a yeryl price for a first-class wheel,
John PF. Lovell Arms Company is therefore
the first house that has ever offered the public
gueh A wheel at a price that does not place it
beyend the reach of the average person's
purse, The company that manufactures this
wheel (the Lovell Diamond Safety) is one of
the oldest of all the maiutuoti ng and mer.
canti & houses in New Bogiand, kaviag been
established in 1840,
Besides being now one of the Jeading bie; beyels
firms in the United States, the J
Arig Company 1s and has been pa s
well known miautactiler ana niet no!
arms and » ring ug fuod eaten
Un June Year, Oo oe wx firm ebira
its bait rod bd anniversary. The f wu og
this enterpr sing house, Mr, John rv Lovell,
although over TU years of ho as is sill an dnpor
jant uid active member this world-Tawed
ous,
The large:t railcoad station in the
worl is at Birmingham, Bogland, It
covers eleven acres,
I 5.
Bwan's Pasties Cure
Dr. Jrmale
er; his T-Tablets cure Shiuliie Tonsti
Samples
tree. Dr. Swan, Beave * Dam, io,
Ew
varie und fy
» great r o
$ T bras whe
ng :
& ?
4 }
ol
O00 AGENTS WANTED. :
ml
Aug. 9, 1888,
-story
1 found him using
I saw
g at work. All the bluespots
leavi neither Pp ain, ul
{. NEU MANN, M. D.
ny
C.}
- CHRIST. ”
r 405) wound.
t | 1 ten foot i
A * $V O £8 spent # or Lh
nted Hiograoky FRE
CALPUB. CO., PriLA. Pa
al
Bu
ks of beauty
»
PRESS
thought,
50M
All | of a bal y
due to fat, and ne arly all of a
woman's — we know it as
curves and d
What §
with hood 1s told
imples,
lumpness has to do
in a little
book On CAR
free,
Would
healthy or beautif
EFUL LIVING; sent
you
is the proper answ
Dowsn, (he int
of fmers
PL00CQOOSOLO0
THE SMALLES LY N THE WORLD!
© T Tr 6
©TINY LIVER PILLS
have all the virtues of the larger ones;
equally effertive; purely vegetal es .@
EF anet sive shown in this porder.
090000 CL000
Plso's Remedy for Oatarrh is the
Rest, Faves to Tee, and (hearst
Bold by druggies or sent by mall,
Se ET. Haseltine, Warren, Pa
MALARIA.
Whole libraries have been written about
Malaria and malarial diseases by the learned
men of all nations. How far the physicians
may ciller from « no» Snvithes in their views on
ag. eo on this that the
» at of Mal aria Is in the blood and that it par
{ tieularly affects the milt. Malaria may occut
| anywhere; but it is expec ally prevalent in
| danp and low lving regi ons with heavy sil
It cecire very seldom fn norihers Europe, but
it prevails in North America. Ueniral America
| avd Soh America particularly in such parts
of this continent whieh hive a moist and
chimate. Malaria is no! a contagious
visease lo the usual seerptation of the term.
Even i thone countrie sin which it appears in
an on jemic form it ean be guarded again by
these the most important are moderation in
ating and urinking and avoiding the damp
Bight-alr. One of the most important conditions
fi the preservation of health is perfect d gos
jon 0d wm eonnection with this a free aire: a
waste matter from the body. The enlargement
of the milt which 1s noticed in all malarial dis
eases
hardening of the spleen. proves abundantly
that the hincipa
found in
late a8 freely and easily as it ought. To cause
the blood to
possible and fo keep the Intestinal eanal in
constant and bealihiul activity
femedy it known than the 88, Bernard Vegeta
bie ils, prepared from the best medicinal
perbs of the Alps. They
5 cts. a box from every first class draggist.
Joule Arig: si% haven't them in stoek, sen a 20
Im wil rec ive some post paid by return mail
signs of general indispesition or an int
tion in the eireulation of of the blood is
The pil s act as a mild laxitive and blood-pa i
Bet and remove the mala ial pois.n from the
Bet without weakening is.
8
ANTED-O
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—
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