NR HAAR SHAKE! Science of Palmistry—What Shak. Ing Hands Reveals, The - “George Francis Train is as loony “8 & wild eat on many subjects, no doubt.” yemarked a physician the other day, “but there is a good deal of method in his madness about one thing, “What's that?” “Shaking bands. I don’t blame him for disliking promiscuous hand shak ing; it has many uopleasant features,” “What can you tell by the shake of # man’s hand?" “A good deal. Why, I can pick out the people in a crowd with whom I shake bands, who have kidney disease, and they don’t know itl” “1 don’t understand you, Do you pretend to say there is anything pecu- liar in their ‘shake'?” ‘*No, not in the ‘shake,’ but In the ‘feel’ of the hand.” “Please explain what you mean.” “A hot dry hand shows inactivity of the skin. The skin is the third kidney. We sweat out as much water through the skin as we pass off through the Kid- neys.” How much is that?” ‘In health, several pints a day. In the summer we sweat more than in the winter but in health there is a con- stant, though invisible escape of mois. ture through the skin. In the palm of the hand, there are from two to three millon little sweat pores, The sweat-glands are a great help to the #idneys, and when working You can prove this, if you notice that you pass less fluids in summer than in winter, if skinand kidneys are healthy, You will be surprised, hands with a company of people, Lo see how many hands iteel hot and dry. Hadn't you noticed it? “1 don’t think I bave. can be done in such cases?’ Only one thing can be done, and that is to get the kidneys at work again by a very thorough course of treatment with Warner’s safe cure, and giving yourself a sponge or wet cloth rub bing {with warm or cold water, which- ever is the most agreeable) night and morning, Use only the best soap on the body in such cases, Indeed, soap isn’t necessary oftner than once a week. Vigorous rubbing with a well wrung towel, followed by like rubbing with a dry towel i8 recommended. Palmistry is a modern science that is quite a fad with fashlonable people now-a-days, more in 1t than the professional palm readers have yet found out. FARM NOTES, But what — would be half a dozen women and boys tearing them, such I will give our plau: fowl by the feet with asmall cord;t runcing a stream place the point of the knife in the groove in the upper part of the mouth, to the back part of the head, which will cause a twitching of the muscles, Now 18 your Lime, yields as if by magic, and there is no danger of tearing the most tender | chick. Deiore he attempts to flap you | out of the egg. CRUDE TETROLEUM AS A Fanum given this article, either alone ings, ete., would ever be likely to give it up again, the nuts and tighten them, using wide washers underneath anywhere the wood is not sound, and the affair may after wards appear almost as strong as a new one, Fences and buildings kept pro- perly painted would last many years longer than if not, besides adding to appearances greatly. By thickening the oil with good shades of material, a handsome paint may be made, and the cost he not more than a quarter cf that of linseed oul and lead paint, No better evidence of the advantage of “raming sheep for mutton rather than for wool can be given than the fact that in England, where rents of farms ave very high, the mutton breeds are con sidered indispensable to successful! farming. Wool Is regarded as only a by-product of the sheep. In this coun try, on the contrary, wool is considered of greater importance than mutton, but sheep here do not pay as great pro. fits as those in England. Everything depends on the mode of management. Our farmers compel sheep to forage, while mn England they are treated as carefully as are cattle. Mutton should be as plentiful as pork, THOS are hundreds of farms that could be devoted to sheep, but which are now unprofitable, It i Looxour (signaling smal boat sent out by another yacht a short distance off )— What's the matter? Officer (in small boat)-—We are In great distress, Lookout | Engine broke? Oficer—No, Provisions all gone. We are literiflly dying. Can't you spare some of your store? Lookout—Certainly, (To steward)— Billy, go below and bring up six cases of champagne. (To officer)—Will six cases be enough? Oficer— Quite enough, I know how we can thank you. have really saved our lives, don’t You Jon SnurrLE sat by the open grate fire upon which the first fall blaze was burning. He was in a pleasant mood as all men are when they are comfort- able, **1 suppose,” said he to Mrs. Shuttle, “‘that the children were all at school to-day?" “You suppose so? Why, don’t you know they were?’ “No, not exactly. down town about an hour after began.” “Oh, he was carrying a note from the teacher to her best young man.’ “That's pretty business,” “But she marks ten in his studies, for keeping mum about it.” “Oh, that makes a difference.” UNAVAILABLE ASSETS.—Johnnie, a bright boy of 6 years, while being {ixed up for school, observing his little overcoat much the worse for wear and having more mended places than he admired, turned quickly to his mother | and asked: “Ma, 18 pa rich?” “Yes, very rich, Johnnie; he is worth | two millions ed a half.” | “What in, ma?” | “Oh, he es you at one million, | me at one million and baby at balf a million.”? Johnnie, after thinking a moment, said: **Ma, tell papa to seli the baby and buy us some clothes,” os — I met Charles school ALn Over -—Thomas and Henry belong to the same club, and were din- ing together on Tuesday, A friend at the next table overheard the following: “Well, my dear boy, how about your lawsuit with X., how is it getting on? You told me three months ago that he was a swindler, a villain a thief, who robbed you of several thousands,” *“*All is over. We have fixed it up. We have settled matters.” “In what way?" “He married my daughter.” t——————— SouTH,—Colone | you the sheriff had you in charge.” | “Yes; he had the ympudence to ar i rest me for killing a man who had In- | sulted me.” “Who was the man “A Waiter in Dobson's Hotel, 1 was putting up there for the night, and I ordered the waiter to bring me a drink to my room.” “Well?” “Well, the red-headed idiot brought me a pitcherof ice water, and I plugged him.» Gey —————— The Ladies” Favorite, The newest fashion in ladies’ doubtless canse a flutter of pleasurable ex. | citement among the fair sex, i RIWAYS Suscoe pu bin to | fashion piste; and the more startiing the { departure, the more earnest the gossip over the new mode. Dr. Plerce’s Favorite Preseriptien is a positive cure for the {lis | which affl.ct females and make their lives | miserable. This sovereign panacea can be { relied on in cases of displacements and all | fane! jonal derangements. It builds up the poor, haggard and dragged.out victim, | and gives her renewed bope and a fresh | joase of life. Itis the oniy medicine for | woman's peculiar weaknesses and ail | ments, sold by druggists, under a positive | guarantee from the mauufastarers, that it | will pive satisfaction in every case, or money refunded. Read printed guarantee on bottle. A SAAMI A bousehold can not be governed by A A ——— The Cotest Liitle Things, “Cute 1" he echoed. **Well, I don’t know me in just that connection, Bat if you mean that they do their work thoroughly, yet make no fuss about it; canse no pain or weakness; and, in short, are everything that a pill ought to be, and nothing that it ought rot, then I agrees that Pierce's Pleas. little things going | IIT Unless men can serve faithfully, they will not rule others wisely, Ee ——_— —ess Mild, soothing, and healing is Dr, Bage's Catarru Bemedy. A QUESTION OF ETHICS. If a gen- tleman holds bis lighted cigar behind him while in conversation and a news. boy steps up and puts his mouth to the end of the cigar and commences smok- ing it, and the geutieman lets go in surprise, leaving the cigar In the boy's mouth, has the boy stolen the cigar? The Homliest Ma in Town, As well as the handsomest, and others are invited to call on any druggist and get five a trial bettie of Kemp's Balsam for the Throat aud Lungs, a remedy that is selling entirely upon its merits and 18 guaranteed to cure and redeve wil Chronic and Acute Coughs, Asthma, Brouchitis and Consumption. large bottles, 5 cents and $1. A Life is a battle that is to be fought valiantly. ma Thousands of people Bave foumd in Hood's Sarsapariiia a positive cure for rheumatism. This medicine, by its purifying action, neutral izes the soidiy of the blood, which is the cause of the disease, and also builds up and strength. ens the whole body. Give it a trial, mw, Consclence sets his Wg mn Foy womb Kd am, A ISS. Fraser Axle Grosse, ae Basar Axle Grydes is butter and any other, nt pries, BT nr dere for para utile the other, pe A WARN SBA ea treo fruits 1s a b1 it can be na Eerie - split Pines elery gmpound For The Nervous The Debilitated The Aged URES Nervous Prostration Nervous Head wm ache, Neuralgia, NervousWeakness, Stomach and Liver Diseases, and all affections of the Kidneys. AS A NERVE TONIC, It Strengthens and Quiets the Nerves. AS AN ALTERATIVE, It Purifics and Enriches the Blood. AS A LAXATIVE, It acts mildly, but surely, on the Bowels, AS A DIURETIC, It Regulates the Kid. neys and Cures their Diseases, Recommended by professional and business men, Price $1.00. Sold’by druggists, Send for circulars, WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO., Proprietors, BURLINGTON VT. YOU WILLSAVE MONEY Tupe, Pain, Trouble and will CURE CATARRH BY UERING Ely's Cream Balm pos Apply Balm into sach nostril, ECR ELY BROS.2S Greenwich st N.Y "MARVELOUS MEMORY DISCOVERY. Whelly unlike artificial systems. Any book learned in one reading. Recommended by Manx Twas, Hionans Pa the Scientist, Hons WW, W. Arras, Jupan P. Dexia wx, Dr. Miso, &e, Class of 0 Columbia Law sto Qunis ; 33 af Meriden ; 0 at Norwich ; 55 st Gberiin Collage | two classes o i 20 each at Yale; 49 at Und versity of Penn, Phila. ; 60 at W cllonler ( ‘olisge, and three large classes at < hatanqua Vsiversity, &a Prospectus rosy Fexs from TROY, LOISETTE. 2 br Rifth J Ave, Now Yor ASIURECURE FOR 0 Physicians have sent us thelr approval of DIOERTY LI , Baring that it is the best preperation tion that they have over used, ¥ heard of a case of Dyspepsia wheres FOR C OLERA INFANTUM, IT WILL CURE THE MOST AGGRAVATED CASES IT WILL STOP VORITING IX PHEGRANCY. IT WILL RELIEVE COSSTIPATION. Por Sommer Complaints and Cheonlo Harries, uita of in pert ood digestion, Jm sree file cure i pains and disorders of they ll cose from indigestion, Ask fo Araggist for DIGESTYLIN guise $1 per large jo de hu A have it send obe dollar to us sad wa will send a oottle 10 you, express prepaid, Do not hesitate fo send your money Por Posse 1s rellabis, Petanlished twenty five TARPS WH. VF.RIDDER & CO. Manufacturing f hemings, 8] Siobhan Be. + X.Y. After all others fall consuls 329 RK. 15th 8t., below Callowhill, Phils., Pa. 20 years axperience in oll SE BCLAL Sloss Per manently reetores those weal y indistre. tions. &: Callorwrite Advice a sirictly Con fidential. Hours ; 11 a.m. 01 2, and 7 10 10 evenings. WHY: salary 7 Why continages workisg on & worn-oul farm? Why try to secure a Hving fro: - snch high-priced of heavily-morigaged farms? Why work on rented lands? Way mot stare for yourself? Why not secur sl ones some of the low-priced but very fertile and well located lnnde adjacent to raliroads now 10 be obtained by those going to Northern Dako a and Minsesols, where you can make a larger nel profit per acre than on the high-priced or wors.oul land yos now occupy TT Why not go and look the situation over, and sew for yoursell, or sl least obtains further information, which will be sent free, if eh 4 will sddress C. IH. Gen. Pass Agt, st Paal, Minn, an & renstons, if ‘4 dite bled cers’ Lravels pay bounty caliscied: Deserters WORK POR ANOTHER or on small Wannew, relisved ; * practice, Succes of Bo fon Laws mut foes, 4 AW MeCormick & Bon, Wabingson, 9.0 ay ret atl, FREE rai Deseryy Maosdy's New Tuller Bpstem xy Cutting. Xoop & 00. Cincinnati, OLD 1s worth 5 per (5. § etti’s Eve Salve is worth $00, bat issoid st 0. a bax yy deniers HO STUDY, Book keeping, Penmanship. Arith. a. mise. She Top ry Sah hiv nu 1h by Fouiars Tras RYAN aks i & Main 8, Buffalo, ». 3 od Amurs ASTIN, Prices rte by msid, growkid, te] as Fis oes v: AM. to A £} Arch ib & Saadar Stoll TL Wn bw Bven Nckoming makes —— friends, and the way to make reckonings even is to make them often. A —— Nointpg tke Canns Aianey Oure for | Gravel, Bright's, Heart, Urinaryor Liver 1 Nervousness, 4c. Care guaraateed Uice, sil Alva, Fada. $i a bottle, € for $5.00, Draggista yi A coxcomb is ugly all over with the affectation of the fine gentleman. A SS ON. Consumption Surety Carved. To the Editor Please inforw your renders that ] hive A poritive remedy for the Dagiod Fs ek timely hee Inonsane of - of ny remedy send ine Their Express and ¥. O . Age) 3.0. 181 Peart St, ¥, XY. Cleverness 18 u sort of genius for in- strumentality. It is the brain of the hand, ROYAL GLUE mens anything! Hroken Broken Ohi. oa, Glass, Wood, Free Vials at Drugs & Grow EAA ce mune HES An evil intention the A CHARLESTON SUFFERER, —Judge Pepnybanker stopped Col, Bumpter McBride on the street and requested him to subseribe to the fund for the re- lief of the Charleston sufferers, “Getting up a fund for the relief of the Charleston sufferers, are you?” “Yes, how much will you con- tribute??? “Mel Contribute? Why, oan slive, I'm a Charleston sufferer myself, 1 ought to get some of that fund,” “What do you mean?” “My wife's mother,” sald Col. Me- Bride, sadly, **was In Charleston dur- ing the earthquake, and I’ve just re- ceived a telegram,’’ “I'm sorry.” “Not 80 sorry as Iam. She-—she is unburt,’’ continued McBride, his chin quivering with emotion, ‘she is still uncrushed.” and he walked off, Toe DusiNegss IDEA LEARNING How 710 Snoor.—Small Newsboy — ‘Times, last edition, all abont Swift sentenced to be hanged April 5, 1880; all about the big strike ended; all about the--"? Larger Newsboy (across the street) — ‘‘Hey, Billy, don’t give the news away. Make em buy the paver to get it. Times, last edition, Swift sentenced to be hanged.’ Small Newsboy (disappearing down the street) —**Times last edition, all about Swift sentenced.” Tove AND Covrp EAT Hay.-— Tall but delicate-looking boy to sturdy little urchin crying on the street corner. “What's the matter, little boy?” Urchin, “Tommy Muldoon me.” Delicate boy, mantully, Where is he? Show him to me and 1’ lick him for you" Urchin, *Oh, you couldn't because,’ sizing him up, *1I could lick you my- self.” WANTED: ONE AGENT FOR THISCOUNTY, To take orders for enlarging SMALL PHOTO GRAPHS into LIFE-SIZECRAYON PICTURES. The pictures are really beaniiful. Likeness guarantecd. Agents can easily get orders and wake » large compmussion, Address, International Publishing & Printing Co. B28 MAMKET ST. PHILADELPHIA licked Brooch ioading double Hhetrans st ia 8s barrel breschJdonders al Hales from 82.30 10 855; [vm Hivtutine sish 0 0 $3: Bepon te 0 850; Heva vers from no g2L Hustrsted Catalowns, Ad 1d rev, GREAT WESTERN GUS WORKS, Pittshare, Pa FRAZER AXLE GREASE. Post in the World, aay by dhe FH} Fijaerl atic wor Oo. 8s Chuo, urgiecondieg ing ts 16.4% Amr, Cold Waves lisbie to the pains and aches of rheumatism dread every change to damp or stormy weather, though we do not claim Hoos able cures It has affected show that it may be taken for rheumatism with ressonable certainty of benefit, Its action in neutralizing the acidny of the blood, which Is the cause of rheumatism, constitutes the secret of the success of Hood's Sarsaparilia in coring this complaint, If you suffer from rheumatism try Hood’s Sarsaparilla Bold by all drogyista, $1; six for $s. Prepared only wC lL HOOD k CO., Lowell, Mass, 100 Doses One Dollar Gone Where the Woodbine Twineth, Bats are smart, but "Bough on Hails" beats them, Clears out Rats, Mice, Bonches, Water Bugs, Flies, Beetles, Moths, Ants, Mosquitos, Bed-bugs, Hen Lice, Insects. Potato Lugs, Bparrows, Skunks, Weasel, Gophers, Clipe munks, Moles, Musk Rats, Jack Halbils, Bquirrels. 5c and Be. Droggists, “ROU GH oR PAIN © Plaster, Porosed, 150. * ROUGH OX COUGHAR." Coughs, colds, £20, ALL SKIN HUMORS CURED BY ROUGH==ITCH “Hough on teh” Ointment cures Bi n Hu mors, Pimples, Flesh Worms, Ring Wo Trt fer, Balt Rheum, Frosted Veet, Chiibiaing, itch, Ivy Polson, Barber's itch, Boald Head, Ecrena 8c. Drug. or mail. E 8 Weias, Jersey City, ROUGH=PILES Cures Piles or Hemorrhoids, Ttehicy, Prot ud. ing, Bleading. Iniemal and external re in each package, Bure cure, 80c. Dry or madd, E 8 Weis, Jers ¥ City Ma ny 5 lies v1 gecnre 3overmer AOGE recently gltye oy scent 10 ral ars, free, upon ap Gen. Pass, Ag + 38 & Pie 1 fine Maps and full t to C. H. Yaul, Mion, partco move to new location? Excellent lands, cheap, which wiil toe rease in value several iold in five years, tunities existing, Fall particulars, free, ppon appilcationta C. HH, WARREN, Gen. Pass. Rt. or BE, « Paul, Misa. Northern Palen Maps nnd full partienlars re. WARREN, Gen, Pass, E.H Sh IN & CO. Washingt i otugiete in each number Bin stories and ses: ya 8L0 pery nd 10 cents Tor ae ie copy 1 EIFETEC OTT's MACAZINE, Iadelp! ATO I A HHI AON AAA 3 Stl NA ADWAY’ PII.T.55! The Creat Liver and STCMACH REMEDY. For thecuse of atl disorders of the Stomach, Liver, Bowels, Kidneys, Bladder, Nervous Diseases, Lous at Appetite, Headache, Costiveness, Todi , Billonsness, Fever, {nfiammation of the Dring Piles, and ali derangements of the inter nal viscera, Purely vegelable, containing no meroury, wineraia, or deleterionr drags, Price, 26 cents per box. *oid : rage DYSPEPSIA! Fla The symploms of Dyspepsia ditaspear, and with ther the Bability of the sve Take the medicioe ar. cording 10 directions, and observe wial we say i “Fase and Trae” EF fend a jelier amp to DE. BADWAY & ©er,, No, 3% Warren street, New york, Tor “¥alse and True” *. Pe sure to get R ADW AY * DR. RADWAY'’S Sarsaparillian Resol vent, Jutids up the broken down the Diood, resioning he ith and vigor. druggisis $1 a bolle, RADWAY'S READY RELIEF. For the relief and cure of all Palnx, £4 i { and Inflammal OnK, | DREADWAY & C0..8 ope i, purities Bold by 2 Warren BL RY I. DOUGLANSE SHOE, the origional kand-sewed welt 54 shoe in the handwewed Ww. | mud ‘anly shoes that cost from $6 to 89 W.L. DOUGLAS $3 SHOE. Vaio f “The only 83 SEAMLESS es inthe world, with- out tacks or nails, Finest Calf, Qeriect ate and warranted, 8, Button and 1 slyies toe, As and durshie as eosiing $i or $0. Boys all wear the F . DOUGLAS 2 shoe. 15 Be OL Lag Lgl R— 3 W. IL. DOUGLAS $2.50 SHOE is usele ealiod for heavy TTA 1f not solid by Jour Halas desler write W. A. DOUGLAS, Brockion, |LGURE_FITS! Wher { sey cu 4 monn merely to stop them for & time 4 {hen 5B TEINTH RENIN. eure, 11 = {oer ist. 1 FITS, Ply » or FALLING BICK Xi 8 if todong muddy. | parrant my remedy 10 eure Lhe wore’ Cam, Heoonngm ©ibers have {aiind 50 reason for Bol Dow recEVIng ® Sah 4 at onoe for a trestise sod 8 Froese Bottle ib rae (ive Express and Post Office, . ROUT. HM. C »183 Pearl 5t. New York. DR. HOBENSACHK' Ss NERVOUR DEBILITY PILLS. pA sure and safe spec ifsc for weak. debility of the nervous sys gr teva: CXLasl on arising fad Gam *, EXOTEEES y and brads, cal and mental wesk- of memory and sexual ine CURES OLD and YOURG. t por bog P reared and for sale at De Hobesaack 4 aouatiny w Street, Phila, Send for circular, Pill g, Soest agi Exginh sont and | No. 208 N. Blair's} PALMS Basiness folie P Yous tur furniabe iL Sad Bex, 34; reusd, 14 Pills. sey Phila, Pa. Bitus Jarinip. $80. Write. © Sedu <WE PROPRIETOR o on Dr. AGES 50 CENTS. the eyo aro woak | with = a * nassl twang" glon, a backing cough and above symptoms, result in consumption As the Common SENSE | TREATMENT, directed to the vemoval of thal caver. weakness, condivon of Dany ie We moo tiing § and ea nal use Ouier Reviance. which it ung bronchial, tarrhal a won k biood, serafulous and ful powers and virtues [CorrriGuy, 18R. | effect upon the Eng dition. acrid, at putrid; foros, hacking smell and taste Locat Agen. those PERMANENT Cuges. ymca not faulty Qathrrh 1.00, six bottles for it-dasin botties clothi post. 4, weak stomach, one Merve 's Golden Mode the natural secretion of their follicles and bane, avlioate, Le ats besith As those best preparation ever invented, reiting. or Gas ie 8 power fort 16 i's Ontarrh Remedy, It regulates, apd builds wands Bd oon. only cleanses, lt from its in this manner 4 Se ea. Hemedy V8 soa on Catarrh, giviog No. 663 Main Street, Burraro, RK. ¥.. Ji PURELY VEGETABLE! Size OF PELLETS. PERFECTLY HARMLESS!
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