NR HAAR
SHAKE!
Science of Palmistry—What Shak.
Ing Hands Reveals,
The
-
“George Francis Train is as loony
“8 & wild eat on many subjects, no
doubt.” yemarked a physician the other
day, “but there is a good deal of
method in his madness about one
thing,
“What's that?”
“Shaking bands. I don’t blame him
for disliking promiscuous hand shak
ing; it has many uopleasant features,”
“What can you tell by the shake of
# man’s hand?"
“A good deal. Why, I can pick out
the people in a crowd with whom I
shake bands, who have kidney disease,
and they don’t know itl”
“1 don’t understand you, Do you
pretend to say there is anything pecu-
liar in their ‘shake'?”
‘*No, not in the ‘shake,’ but In the
‘feel’ of the hand.”
“Please explain what you mean.”
“A hot dry hand shows inactivity of
the skin. The skin is the third kidney.
We sweat out as much water through
the skin as we pass off through the Kid-
neys.”
How much is that?”
‘In health, several pints a day. In
the summer we sweat more than in
the winter but in health there is a con-
stant, though invisible escape of mois.
ture through the skin. In the palm
of the hand, there are from two to
three millon little sweat pores, The
sweat-glands are a great help to the
#idneys, and when working
You can prove this, if you notice that
you pass less fluids in summer than in
winter, if skinand kidneys are healthy,
You will be surprised,
hands with a company of people, Lo see
how many hands iteel hot and dry.
Hadn't you noticed it?
“1 don’t think I bave.
can be done in such cases?’
Only one thing can be done, and that
is to get the kidneys at work again by
a very thorough course of treatment
with Warner’s safe cure, and giving
yourself a sponge or wet cloth rub
bing {with warm or cold water, which-
ever is the most agreeable) night and
morning, Use only the best soap on
the body in such cases, Indeed, soap
isn’t necessary oftner than once a
week. Vigorous rubbing with a well
wrung towel, followed by like rubbing
with a dry towel i8 recommended.
Palmistry is a modern science that is
quite a fad with fashlonable people
now-a-days,
more in 1t than the professional palm
readers have yet found out.
FARM NOTES,
But what
—
would be half a dozen women and boys
tearing them,
such I will give our plau:
fowl by the feet with asmall cord;t
runcing a stream place the point of
the knife in the groove in the upper
part of the mouth,
to the back part of the head, which
will cause a twitching of the muscles,
Now 18 your Lime,
yields as if by magic, and there is no
danger of tearing the most tender |
chick. Deiore he attempts to flap you |
out of the egg.
CRUDE TETROLEUM AS A Fanum
given this article, either alone
ings, ete., would ever be likely to give
it up again,
the nuts and tighten them, using wide
washers underneath anywhere the wood
is not sound, and the affair may after
wards appear almost as strong as a new
one, Fences and buildings kept pro-
perly painted would last many years
longer than if not, besides adding to
appearances greatly. By thickening
the oil with good shades of material, a
handsome paint may be made, and the
cost he not more than a quarter cf that
of linseed oul and lead paint,
No better evidence of the advantage
of “raming sheep for mutton rather than
for wool can be given than the fact that
in England, where rents of farms ave
very high, the mutton breeds are con
sidered indispensable to successful!
farming. Wool Is regarded as only a
by-product of the sheep. In this coun
try, on the contrary, wool is considered
of greater importance than mutton,
but sheep here do not pay as great pro.
fits as those in England. Everything
depends on the mode of management.
Our farmers compel sheep to forage,
while mn England they are treated as
carefully as are cattle.
Mutton should be as plentiful as
pork, THOS are hundreds of farms
that could be devoted to sheep, but
which are now unprofitable, It
i
Looxour (signaling smal boat sent
out by another yacht a short distance
off )— What's the matter?
Officer (in small boat)-—We are In
great distress,
Lookout | Engine broke?
Oficer—No, Provisions all gone.
We are literiflly dying. Can't you
spare some of your store?
Lookout—Certainly, (To steward)—
Billy, go below and bring up six cases
of champagne. (To officer)—Will six
cases be enough?
Oficer— Quite enough, I
know how we can thank you.
have really saved our lives,
don’t
You
Jon SnurrLE sat by the open grate
fire upon which the first fall blaze was
burning. He was in a pleasant mood
as all men are when they are comfort-
able, **1 suppose,” said he to Mrs.
Shuttle, “‘that the children were all
at school to-day?"
“You suppose so? Why, don’t you
know they were?’
“No, not exactly.
down town about an hour after
began.”
“Oh, he was carrying a note from
the teacher to her best young man.’
“That's pretty business,”
“But she marks ten in his studies,
for keeping mum about it.”
“Oh, that makes a difference.”
UNAVAILABLE ASSETS.—Johnnie,
a bright boy of 6 years, while being
{ixed up for school, observing his little
overcoat much the worse for wear and
having more mended places than he
admired, turned quickly to his mother
| and asked:
“Ma, 18 pa rich?”
“Yes, very rich, Johnnie; he is worth
| two millions ed a half.”
| “What in, ma?”
| “Oh, he es you at one million,
| me at one million and baby at balf a
million.”?
Johnnie, after thinking a moment,
said: **Ma, tell papa to seli the baby and
buy us some clothes,”
os —
I met Charles
school
ALn Over -—Thomas and Henry
belong to the same club, and were din-
ing together on Tuesday, A friend at
the next table overheard the following:
“Well, my dear boy, how about your
lawsuit with X., how is it getting on?
You told me three months ago that he
was a swindler, a villain a thief, who
robbed you of several thousands,”
*“*All is over. We have fixed it up.
We have settled matters.”
“In what way?"
“He married my daughter.”
t———————
SouTH,—Colone
| you the sheriff had you in charge.”
| “Yes; he had the ympudence to ar
i rest me for killing a man who had In-
| sulted me.”
“Who was the man
“A Waiter in Dobson's Hotel, 1
was putting up there for the night, and
I ordered the waiter to bring me a
drink to my room.”
“Well?”
“Well, the red-headed idiot brought
me a pitcherof ice water, and I plugged
him.»
Gey
——————
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The newest fashion in ladies’
doubtless canse a flutter of pleasurable ex.
| citement among the fair sex,
i RIWAYS Suscoe pu bin to
| fashion piste; and the more startiing the
{ departure, the more earnest the gossip over
the new mode. Dr. Plerce’s Favorite
Preseriptien is a positive cure for the {lis
| which affl.ct females and make their lives
| miserable. This sovereign panacea can be
{ relied on in cases of displacements and all
| fane! jonal derangements. It builds up
the poor, haggard and dragged.out victim,
| and gives her renewed bope and a fresh
| joase of life. Itis the oniy medicine for
| woman's peculiar weaknesses and ail
| ments, sold by druggists, under a positive
| guarantee from the mauufastarers, that it
| will pive satisfaction in every case, or
money refunded. Read printed guarantee
on bottle.
A SAAMI
A bousehold can not be governed by
A A ———
The Cotest Liitle Things,
“Cute 1" he echoed. **Well, I don’t know
me in just that connection, Bat if you
mean that they do their work thoroughly,
yet make no fuss about it; canse no pain or
weakness; and, in short, are everything
that a pill ought to be, and nothing that it
ought rot, then I agrees that Pierce's Pleas.
little things going |
IIT
Unless men can serve faithfully,
they will not rule others wisely,
Ee ——_— —ess
Mild, soothing, and healing is Dr, Bage's
Catarru Bemedy.
A QUESTION OF ETHICS. If a gen-
tleman holds bis lighted cigar behind
him while in conversation and a news.
boy steps up and puts his mouth to the
end of the cigar and commences smok-
ing it, and the geutieman lets go in
surprise, leaving the cigar In the boy's
mouth, has the boy stolen the cigar?
The Homliest Ma in Town,
As well as the handsomest, and others are
invited to call on any druggist and get five a
trial bettie of Kemp's Balsam for the Throat
aud Lungs, a remedy that is selling entirely
upon its merits and 18 guaranteed to cure and
redeve wil Chronic and Acute Coughs, Asthma,
Brouchitis and Consumption. large bottles,
5 cents and $1.
A
Life is a battle that is to be fought
valiantly.
ma
Thousands of people Bave foumd in Hood's
Sarsapariiia a positive cure for rheumatism.
This medicine, by its purifying action, neutral
izes the soidiy of the blood, which is the cause
of the disease, and also builds up and strength.
ens the whole body. Give it a trial,
mw,
Consclence sets his
Wg mn Foy womb Kd am,
A ISS.
Fraser Axle Grosse,
ae Basar Axle Grydes is butter and
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BT nr dere for para utile the other,
pe A WARN SBA
ea treo fruits 1s a
b1 it can be na Eerie -
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The Debilitated
The Aged
URES Nervous Prostration Nervous Head
wm ache, Neuralgia, NervousWeakness,
Stomach and Liver Diseases, and all
affections of the Kidneys.
AS A NERVE TONIC, It Strengthens
and Quiets the Nerves.
AS AN ALTERATIVE, It Purifics and
Enriches the Blood.
AS A LAXATIVE, It acts mildly, but
surely, on the Bowels,
AS A DIURETIC, It Regulates the Kid.
neys and Cures their Diseases,
Recommended by professional and business men,
Price $1.00. Sold’by druggists, Send for circulars,
WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO., Proprietors,
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YOU WILLSAVE MONEY
Tupe, Pain, Trouble
and will CURE
CATARRH
BY UERING
Ely's Cream Balm
pos Apply Balm into sach nostril,
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0 Physicians have sent us thelr approval of
DIOERTY LI , Baring that it is the best preperation
tion that they have over used,
¥ heard of a case of Dyspepsia wheres
FOR C OLERA INFANTUM,
IT WILL CURE THE MOST AGGRAVATED CASES
IT WILL STOP VORITING IX PHEGRANCY.
IT WILL RELIEVE COSSTIPATION.
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Harries,
uita of in pert ood digestion,
Jm sree file cure
i pains and disorders of
they ll cose from indigestion, Ask
fo Araggist for DIGESTYLIN guise $1 per large
jo de hu A have it send obe dollar to us
sad wa will send a oottle 10 you, express prepaid,
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rellabis, Petanlished twenty five TARPS
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WHY: salary 7 Why continages workisg on &
worn-oul farm? Why try to secure a
Hving fro: - snch high-priced of heavily-morigaged
farms? Why work on rented lands? Way mot
stare for yourself? Why not secur sl ones some
of the low-priced but very fertile and well located
lnnde adjacent to raliroads now 10 be obtained by
those going to Northern Dako a and Minsesols,
where you can make a larger nel profit per acre
than on the high-priced or wors.oul land yos now
occupy TT Why not go and look the situation over,
and sew for yoursell, or sl least obtains further
information, which will be sent free, if eh 4
will sddress C. IH. Gen. Pass Agt,
st Paal, Minn,
an & renstons, if ‘4 dite
bled cers’ Lravels pay
bounty caliscied: Deserters
WORK POR ANOTHER or on small
Wannew,
relisved ; * practice, Succes of Bo fon
Laws mut foes, 4 AW MeCormick & Bon, Wabingson, 9.0
ay ret atl,
FREE rai Deseryy
Maosdy's New Tuller Bpstem xy
Cutting. Xoop & 00. Cincinnati,
OLD 1s worth 5 per (5. § etti’s Eve Salve is
worth $00, bat issoid st 0. a bax yy deniers
HO STUDY, Book keeping, Penmanship. Arith.
a. mise. She Top ry Sah hiv nu 1h
by Fouiars Tras RYAN aks i
& Main 8, Buffalo, ». 3 od
Amurs ASTIN,
Prices rte by msid,
growkid,
te] as
Fis oes v: AM. to A
£} Arch ib
& Saadar Stoll TL Wn
bw
Bven Nckoming makes —— friends,
and the way to make reckonings even
is to make them often.
A ——
Nointpg tke Canns Aianey Oure for |
Gravel, Bright's, Heart, Urinaryor Liver 1
Nervousness, 4c. Care guaraateed Uice, sil
Alva, Fada. $i a bottle, € for $5.00, Draggista
yi
A coxcomb is ugly all over with the
affectation of the fine gentleman.
A SS ON.
Consumption Surety Carved.
To the Editor Please inforw your
renders
that ] hive A poritive remedy for the
Dagiod Fs ek timely hee Inonsane of
- of ny remedy
send ine Their Express and ¥. O
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ROYAL GLUE mens anything! Hroken Broken Ohi.
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EAA ce mune HES
An evil intention the
A CHARLESTON SUFFERER, —Judge
Pepnybanker stopped Col, Bumpter
McBride on the street and requested
him to subseribe to the fund for the re-
lief of the Charleston sufferers,
“Getting up a fund for the relief of
the Charleston sufferers, are you?”
“Yes, how much will you con-
tribute???
“Mel Contribute? Why, oan slive,
I'm a Charleston sufferer myself, 1
ought to get some of that fund,”
“What do you mean?”
“My wife's mother,” sald Col. Me-
Bride, sadly, **was In Charleston dur-
ing the earthquake, and I’ve just re-
ceived a telegram,’’
“I'm sorry.”
“Not 80 sorry as Iam. She-—she is
unburt,’’ continued McBride, his chin
quivering with emotion, ‘she is still
uncrushed.” and he walked off,
Toe DusiNegss IDEA LEARNING
How 710 Snoor.—Small Newsboy —
‘Times, last edition, all abont Swift
sentenced to be hanged April 5, 1880;
all about the big strike ended; all about
the--"?
Larger Newsboy (across the street) —
‘‘Hey, Billy, don’t give the news away.
Make em buy the paver to get it.
Times, last edition, Swift sentenced to
be hanged.’
Small Newsboy (disappearing down
the street) —**Times last edition, all
about Swift sentenced.”
Tove AND Covrp EAT Hay.-—
Tall but delicate-looking boy to sturdy
little urchin crying on the street corner.
“What's the matter, little boy?”
Urchin, “Tommy Muldoon
me.”
Delicate boy, mantully, Where is he?
Show him to me and 1’ lick him for
you"
Urchin, *Oh, you couldn't because,’
sizing him up, *1I could lick you my-
self.”
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Cold Waves
lisbie to the pains and aches of rheumatism dread
every change to damp or stormy weather,
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able cures It has affected show that it may be
taken for rheumatism with ressonable certainty
of benefit, Its action in neutralizing the acidny
of the blood, which Is the cause of rheumatism,
constitutes the secret of the success of Hood's
Sarsaparilia in coring this complaint, If you
suffer from rheumatism try
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DYSPEPSIA!
Fla
The symploms of Dyspepsia
ditaspear, and with ther the Bability of the sve
Take the medicioe ar.
cording 10 directions, and observe wial we say i
“Fase and Trae”
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“¥alse and True”
*. Pe sure to get R ADW AY *
DR. RADWAY'’S
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Resol vent,
Jutids up the broken down
the Diood, resioning he ith and vigor.
druggisis $1 a bolle,
RADWAY'S READY RELIEF.
For the relief and cure of all Palnx,
£4 i
{ and Inflammal OnK,
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. DOUGLAS
2 shoe.
15
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Lag
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write W. A. DOUGLAS, Brockion,
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glon, a backing cough and
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As the
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TREATMENT,
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weakness,
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moo tiing § and ea
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the natural secretion of their follicles and
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