Sl BE A THE CENTRE REPORTER. FRED KURTZ, . .. Editor. Crxtre Hany, Pay Dee. © 1885, SOLD HIS WIFE FOR $2.50, Troy, N. Y., Dec, 1.—For pearly twen- ty years George Wolf has worked a rm on shares in the town of Schag- ticoke, He was the possessor of a wife weighing 225 pounds. A year ago Awu- situs Ham was given employment by olff, and between Ham and Mrs, Wo {I a warm attachment soon sprang up. In- stead of working himself into a passion over the circumstance Wolff took a mat. ter-of-fact view of the case and finally proposed to sell his right, titla and in- terest in Mrs. Wolff to Ham, The pro- position was accepted and the very rea- sonable price of 20 shillings was agreed upon. Wolff will sell bis agricultnral jraplements and go west. Ham and Mrs. Wolff remain in Melrose. ee i——————— It is in order now for every manufac- turer to praise and extol the virtnes of his cough medicine, and claim it ever so much better than any other, On square business principles the proprietor of Dr, Kessler's Celebrated English Cough Med- jcine says it you are not satisfi-d with the relief and benefit obtained, if you do not consider it well worth the price paid for it, then take the empty bottle back to our dealer snd get your money, Sold So J. D. Murray. Jorxsron, HoLroway & Co, Philadelphia Agents. SOMETHING More or less than five thousand different pills are on the market. Some good, some indifferent, many bad and worth- less, Life is too short to try them all, so if you want to be absolutely sure you are right get McDonald’s Improv. d Liver Pills, and if yon are not satisfied with the amount of benefit received you get your money back. Soild at Marray's. Jonxsrox, Hovroway & Co, Philadeiptia Agents. - ce - FOUND FROZEN TO DEATH. Altoona, Pa, Dec. 1.—On November 23, a man nawed Adaws, a resident uf Cambria county, went huuting, t.king with bim a 13 year old son. At a poiut near this city tue fatuer staried the voy back home and proceeded 10 Altoona Adams reached his home two days later and was surprised to find tuat the boy had not returned. Next morning search- ing parties started to hunt jor the lad, and this morning, alier five days’ search, they found his lifeless body in tue woods, four miles from his howe, haviog been frozen to death. AN END TO BONE SCRAPING. says: “Haviug received so woch beue- fit from Electric Bitters, I feel it my dury t0 let sutlering bumanity kaw it 10g bad a rocuiv Sse vo wy tated. I] used instesd three bottles of Electric Bitters aud seven voxes Back- len’s Arnica salve, aud wy leg is sound and well.” Elactric Bitwers are sold at bottle, und Buck len's Aruics Saive at 25¢ 50 cents a Bellefoute, TOO MUCH OIL RUINS THE KEL and tbe Gen. z weils, Iu Washingon Co, were be ti igpuried 8 showiug Soe oil in the deep sand to day, and anotlier well at Retboid Swstion, tu Builer couu- ty, was rumored tu be fl swig thirty bar rels per hour. These rmumrs were tou much for the oil warket, which melted away nearly 6 cents 10 88 cents, Tue longs were completely deworal zd, spd a farther brake is Lot improvable tuiess some bullish news 18 received ur siroug parues comie 10 to sustain the market. - AN IMPORTANT DISCOVERY. The most important discovery is 1hat which brings the most god to the greatest nuwver. Dr Kiug's New Dis covery fur cousamption, coughs sud colds, will preserve the neath aud save life, and 18 8 priceives boon to tie |, ff,c1- ed. Notoniy dues it positive y care von Suwptios, but coug 8, code, vrouchiioe, asthwa, hoarseness, sud sil sffectious of the throat, chest and Mus, yield 8 vnee to 118 wonderful curative powers, If sou doubt this get a trial bottle free at J, Zei- ler & Son's. sed atin senso There will be a blind member in the next Ohio Legisla-ure, Happy man. If he were only deaf bis lot micht be en- vied by anybudy.—Chicago Mail, The Democrats who had tarkey appre- ciate d it; but there was many a good Democrat entitled to tnrkey who had pone. Tarn the rascals out.—Ciocinns. ti Enquirer. If Logan and Sherman get into a gquabble over the Presidency of the Sen we what wil become of the shirt? It is ust HOW in a fair way 10 be, so to speak, ripped op the buck. —Chicago po There is a snspicion abroad that Rath. erford B Hayes can keep his promise 10 attend Vice Presid. nt Hendricks’ funeral with perfect safety. Evideces of re. pentances are always acceptable, —Phila- delphia Times. ’ Hla A fe Ms di You have often seen women with marked blaeness and paleness of face, vi. tiated appetites, and a craving for np. wholesome food. These are signa of disordered liver, and the trouble mast be or worse results are sare to foi. low. Husbands and fathers cannot ar. ford to treat this subject livbtly Dr Keonedy's “Favorite Rely” which dispels liver disease, costs less than sick wives and danghters, Youn will find it a very profitable inv< stent, dec Ee ay Sars and one hondred » last week, a Jeupor, «Nearly every mine i ! BD worlyng a fall force king men ving, ard from aseore of cans * are now among the most aca - HUMAN NATUGR Some time ago a widow moved into Detroit from a town in the western part of the State. She brought with her a bulldog, which showed game in every movement, and it was not long before every butcher and sport in the neighbors hood wanted to buy that dog. The widow wouldn't sell it at vo pride. The next thing to buying the dog was to get up a fight between him and another canine of blood-thirsty appearance, but the widow wouldn't hear to this. “1 want you to understand,” she in. dignantly replied, “that I »:a a re- spectable woman and give no encourage ment to sueh things.” Still, did not despair, there were one or two men who They began to con. spire, and as n result they led a fighting dog into a barn near the widow's house the other day, and one of them paid a call at the house and said : “In course we knows how yon foels We f{oels the across the she brags tei 1 Sevlsds about this dog fighting. same, but there's 8a woman Fo int ich alley otvns a dog w on." “She ean't be no lady,” was the re. tort. “ Exactly, ma'am, or she wouldn't speak of you as she does.” “Speak of me? Why, I don’t know her!" “In hate io tell vou what she saad of vou.’ ‘+ Bat must! If abont 1 want BAYS ¥ course yon don't, and I should talking she you she's ne 1 to know what am, you'll excuse me, you vo, 1 won't! What does she say 7" hen, begging your pardon, she makes fun of your red hair. “She does *" he ridicules vour dress ™ sie never saw such I'tl soe a wed the woman. barn, slander, the in brags on i a ————— i SR A LH 3 STA INS TORE TORE merchandise. Evening, December Jth, when we will work all Cost. friends and patrons; but we are compelled to log once there— t Yon go into the back 1 aud auntie Bravo and take him over such e oan can t whip any il disown Lim!” The arrogant head asterous woman know, and it's fed, you » was taken to the barn, and int his backers her for abusing i go watching the of the barn. . A —— INT A POSTAL CARD. i nyelope : Hee i a postal card for me 7 or two Sed to ** To John Sessions, at Pat Esq name. I sometimes fore get it, and it makes hima mad.” “ Your husband ?” “Of course. levelond. after his it will be a begin with ‘My written to g ai man cold day. Now, then, 4 : 2 5 dearest hashband muge “T'vo got that” all right, aud I haven't time to write any more.” “Yen” “Then you'll want a P. 8. that I have only $2 left, and I shall look for him to send me some next week.” “Yea'm.” “That'll be all, except to say from your true wife to my loving husband, and don't send less'n $5 and the baby weighs eighteen pounds, and the weather is still cold. Thanks, sir, I'll do as much for yon some day.” BA A—— WHAT BROKE THE ENGAGEMENT, “Well, Mrs. O'Neal, have you made up your mind yet in regard to my pro- posal of marriage 7" asked bachelor Doran of the Baxom widow. “Well, I'll tell ye, Mr. Doran, phwat I'll do wid ye. Ill marry ye on the con- dition that when I die I be buried along- side of John, for 1 promised him that on his death bed.” “That's all right, Mra. O'Neal. Of course you can be buried alongside of him, and I can be buried alongside of you.” “No, no, no, no! That would niver do, John would murther me for that. The idee of havin’ John on one side and me and the loikes of ye on the tother ! No, sor, Divil the bit will I agree to that, Ye may give up the sit intoirely now. I'll not marry at all at all. I wouldn't run sny risk of havin’ anyone slapin’ wid John an’ me. Indade I wouldn't.” Mr. Doran is now going for an old maid ——— AI API Ben “0, where are the girls of the past?’ aka n poet. If you mean the faraway, dim and distant past, some of thew are still in the ballet corps. CHINA BELLEFO Headquarters for - St Wholesale and HALL, NTE, PA, hina. Glass Lamps, &c., Retail at Lowest d A A ak RE AlL tone China Tea Sets, handled cups, Aft eight pledes 2 90 Bia} Ltn Det of pletes 10 suit customers Blone Ching Chamber sets, 10 pleces 2% or part of sels can be obteived at any Lime of Celebrated Mercer Chi open stock. na In sels or Ten Sets, 56 pletes ££. We guarantee our White Ware not 0 case, and wid cheerfully replace at any time if it should Our stock of Decorative Tea, Dinner and Chamber Sets Ia very complete and Prices Low, New Square shaped, Tea Sets, English Gots, ast’d deco ations, 3 pieces § Dinner Sets, assl'd decorations, 150 pieces i850 Chamber suits in color bands, 10 pleces 380 All styles and prices in Painted and Haod Paint ed Chamber sets, 5 0 The pew glassware will be found very templing both crystal apd colured. Weoller many bargains, (an example—one dopen new polka-dot Goblets, in sssorted colors, and Pilcher for $135) This stock changes rapidly, new sock coming in week, Full line of lamps In hand, stand, vase and hang. ng. All styles and prices fo suit auyone. We ate agents from the patentee, for the Champion lamp, the BEST LAMP IN THE WORLD, gives a light equal 10 & sperm candles: tatnt beat, and no blowing out. extin- turning oul gas, PERFECT BAFVETY in ever; guish ike Bellefonte call and see us, as the store will amply repay & visit, We claim 10 have the Gnend estab lishment of the kind in Petunyivania, outside of Philadelphia AFTER DINNER. Persons win suffer from Indigestion can arrest the progress of that painful muiady by the use of an after<dinner pill, se composed that it will give tone to the OI prevent heartburn, rouse the liver to bealibful action, invigorate the kidueyes, and thus, through the activity of these organs, promote the natura) movement of the stomach and bowels, AYRI'S Prits mre go compontded that their action, thot, i mild, effectually pro duces the slwve poaits, They also, In curing Constipation, remove the esse of Bilicuspess, Liver Complaint, Kidney Dis ener, Rheumatism, wud many other serious silienta, AYER'S PILLS contain we miners! por polsonotis sub stance, and do pot ripe. unless the bowels are irvitn' od, gsd even then their fufluence fs heling, To continue their effect In contipaicd or clironie cases, the need only be talon fn diminishing inste of Inercaring doses, For senmen, and ine habitants or troy i in sparsely settled pountries where physicians sre not at band, they sre of joestimable valve. There bv hardly 5 sickness they will not slioviate, md Ja most eases cre, if ta promptly, To young As just entering wpen womanhood, snd (0 women whose period of maternity io drawing to a close, Avery's §lle, in tooderste doses, me wfficlont {o pnsnrs pomtiar action of the boweis, wil bg Sound of Incaleuiabig Value, i ; PUREPALLY BY Dr. J.C, NEW YORK OBSERVER, OLDEST AND BEST RELIGIOUS AND SECULAR FAMI- LY NEWSPAPER. NATIONAL AND EVANGELICAL ALL THE XEWS VIGOROUS EDITORIALS A trust wortny paper for business men, It has speci | dep riments for Farmers, Bunday Bcbool Teachers and House ke@peis. The New York Observer FOR 1886, SIXTY-FOURTH VOLUME, will contain a new and never before pnb fished series ot “lrenseos Letters”; regos {ar correspondence trom Great Britein France, Germany and [tay ; Leder from Mission Bia ious in Judig, Chine, Japa, Alles und Mion a; vrigiual grogles oh meu Of juflosn.gund rg airs tu dilleract parts ' . land svievted articles from the choi est fturar} | wil peiigious putdoutiong, 1m poe wiry & prove, A New Vuiame containirg a Second 8. ries of “Irensvos Letivr” a aketeh of how lite wed work, will shoruy be pais lian d : “We shail offer \his og - tra tive in Dement to pan. 8 md ve 2 ven bark gn Jeni becomes cheer land rapidly pains both end sexual vigor, ARRIS REMEDY CO., M'raCurmsrs H 806% MN, Tenth A Es THUS, Mo, RU PTURED PERSONS! Noi a Truss Ask for terms of oar lance, Wie a AVE SEE AE ELE Te ah + rDuY=-< D> Mew {frrivel of Coods AT NEW STORE! NEW GOODS! NEW GOOD+ HARPER & KREAMER, Centre hull, Have just opened in one of Larges and Best Rooms in the Valley, —A COMPLETE BT0OCK DRY GOODS, OF — DRESE GOOD NOTIONS, HATS & CAPS, BOOTS & SHOKS, HAEBEDWABRE, OILS AND PAINT» GLASSWARE QUENNSWAKE, GROCERIES COFFEES. BUGAHKS TEAS, FIst SALT, TOBACUO, SEGARS, EVERYTHING A WELL KE STORE ALL NEW GOODS, bargains ansurpassed in COUNTY. COME AND SEE Us, KEPT 1N GULATE) We offer thi All kinds of Prodaes taken, snd Highest Market Pris oR Yao PARKER'S AIR BALSAM The re Jou CAR Gee. CEs ¥ Popo isr f use Pansza's T¢ Ye mad vigor i by all Druggiete. Tarps saving buying B sls First-Class Croceries ALWAYS FRESH AND ~CHEAPER THAN tar Ww LE | A. 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