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THE CENTRE REPORTER.
FRED KURTZ, . .. Editor.
Crxtre Hany, Pay Dee. © 1885,
SOLD HIS WIFE FOR $2.50,
Troy, N. Y., Dec, 1.—For pearly twen-
ty years George Wolf has worked a
rm on shares in the town of Schag-
ticoke, He was the possessor of a wife
weighing 225 pounds. A year ago Awu-
situs Ham was given employment by
olff, and between Ham and Mrs, Wo {I
a warm attachment soon sprang up. In-
stead of working himself into a passion
over the circumstance Wolff took a mat.
ter-of-fact view of the case and finally
proposed to sell his right, titla and in-
terest in Mrs. Wolff to Ham, The pro-
position was accepted and the very rea-
sonable price of 20 shillings was agreed
upon. Wolff will sell bis agricultnral
jraplements and go west. Ham and Mrs.
Wolff remain in Melrose.
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It is in order now for every manufac-
turer to praise and extol the virtnes of
his cough medicine, and claim it ever so
much better than any other, On square
business principles the proprietor of Dr,
Kessler's Celebrated English Cough Med-
jcine says it you are not satisfi-d with
the relief and benefit obtained, if you do
not consider it well worth the price paid
for it, then take the empty bottle back to
our dealer snd get your money, Sold
So J. D. Murray.
Jorxsron, HoLroway & Co,
Philadelphia Agents.
SOMETHING
More or less than five thousand different
pills are on the market. Some good,
some indifferent, many bad and worth-
less, Life is too short to try them all, so
if you want to be absolutely sure you are
right get McDonald’s Improv. d Liver
Pills, and if yon are not satisfied with
the amount of benefit received you get
your money back. Soild at Marray's.
Jonxsrox, Hovroway & Co,
Philadeiptia Agents.
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FOUND FROZEN TO DEATH.
Altoona, Pa, Dec. 1.—On November
23, a man nawed Adaws, a resident uf
Cambria county, went huuting, t.king
with bim a 13 year old son. At a poiut
near this city tue fatuer staried the voy
back home and proceeded 10 Altoona
Adams reached his home two days later
and was surprised to find tuat the boy
had not returned. Next morning search-
ing parties started to hunt jor the lad,
and this morning, alier five days’ search,
they found his lifeless body in tue
woods, four miles from his howe, haviog
been frozen to death.
AN END TO BONE SCRAPING.
says: “Haviug received so woch beue-
fit from Electric Bitters, I feel it my dury
t0 let sutlering bumanity kaw it
10g bad a rocuiv Sse vo wy
tated. I] used instesd three bottles of
Electric Bitters aud seven voxes Back-
len’s Arnica salve, aud wy leg is
sound and well.”
Elactric Bitwers are sold at
bottle, und Buck len's Aruics Saive at 25¢
50 cents a
Bellefoute,
TOO MUCH OIL RUINS THE
KEL
and tbe Gen. z weils, Iu Washingon Co,
were be ti igpuried 8 showiug Soe oil
in the deep sand to day, and anotlier
well at Retboid Swstion, tu Builer couu-
ty, was rumored tu be fl swig thirty bar
rels per hour. These rmumrs were tou
much for the oil warket, which melted
away nearly 6 cents 10 88 cents, Tue
longs were completely deworal zd, spd
a farther brake is Lot improvable tuiess
some bullish news 18 received ur siroug
parues comie 10 to sustain the market.
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AN IMPORTANT DISCOVERY.
The most important discovery is 1hat
which brings the most god to the
greatest nuwver. Dr Kiug's New Dis
covery fur cousamption, coughs sud
colds, will preserve the neath aud save
life, and 18 8 priceives boon to tie |, ff,c1-
ed. Notoniy dues it positive y care von
Suwptios, but coug 8, code, vrouchiioe,
asthwa, hoarseness, sud sil sffectious of
the throat, chest and Mus, yield 8 vnee
to 118 wonderful curative powers, If sou
doubt this get a trial bottle free at J, Zei-
ler & Son's.
sed atin senso
There will be a blind member in the
next Ohio Legisla-ure, Happy man. If
he were only deaf bis lot micht be en-
vied by anybudy.—Chicago Mail,
The Democrats who had tarkey appre-
ciate d it; but there was many a good
Democrat entitled to tnrkey who had
pone. Tarn the rascals out.—Ciocinns.
ti Enquirer.
If Logan and Sherman get into a
gquabble over the Presidency of the Sen
we what wil become of the shirt? It is
ust HOW in a fair way 10 be, so to speak,
ripped op the buck. —Chicago po
There is a snspicion abroad that Rath.
erford B Hayes can keep his promise 10
attend Vice Presid. nt Hendricks’ funeral
with perfect safety. Evideces of re.
pentances are always acceptable, —Phila-
delphia Times. ’ Hla
A fe Ms di
You have often seen women with
marked blaeness and paleness of face, vi.
tiated appetites, and a craving for np.
wholesome food. These are signa of
disordered liver, and the trouble mast be
or worse results are sare to foi.
low. Husbands and fathers cannot ar.
ford to treat this subject livbtly Dr
Keonedy's “Favorite Rely” which
dispels liver disease, costs less than sick
wives and danghters, Youn will find it a
very profitable inv< stent, dec
Ee ay Sars and one hondred
» last week, a Jeupor,
«Nearly every mine i
! BD worlyng a fall force
king
men
ving, ard from aseore of cans
* are now among the most
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HUMAN NATUGR
Some time ago a widow moved into
Detroit from a town in the western part
of the State. She brought with her a
bulldog, which showed game in every
movement, and it was not long before
every butcher and sport in the neighbors
hood wanted to buy that dog. The
widow wouldn't sell it at vo pride. The
next thing to buying the dog was to get
up a fight between him and another
canine of blood-thirsty appearance, but
the widow wouldn't hear to this.
“1 want you to understand,” she in.
dignantly replied, “that I »:a a re-
spectable woman and give no encourage
ment to sueh things.”
Still,
did not despair,
there were one or two men who
They began to con.
spire, and as n result they led a fighting
dog into a barn near the widow's house
the other day, and one of them paid a
call at the house and said :
“In course we knows how yon foels
We f{oels the
across the
she brags
tei 1 Sevlsds
about this dog fighting.
same, but there's 8a woman
Fo int
ich
alley otvns a dog w
on."
“She ean't be no lady,” was the re.
tort.
“ Exactly,
ma'am, or she wouldn't
speak of you as she does.”
“Speak of me? Why, I don’t know
her!"
“In
hate io tell vou what she saad of vou.’
‘+ Bat must! If
abont 1 want
BAYS ¥
course yon don't, and I should
talking
she
you she's
ne 1 to know what
am, you'll excuse me, you
vo, 1 won't! What does she say 7"
hen, begging your pardon, she
makes fun of your red hair.
“She does *"
he ridicules vour dress ™
sie never saw such
I'tl soe a
wed the woman.
barn,
slander,
the
in
brags on
i
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TORE
TORE
merchandise.
Evening, December Jth,
when we will work all
Cost.
friends and patrons;
but we are compelled to
log once there—
t Yon go into the back
1 aud auntie Bravo and take him over
such
e oan
can t
whip any
il disown Lim!”
The arrogant head
asterous woman
know, and it's
fed, you
» was taken to the barn, and
int his backers
her for abusing
i go
watching the
of the barn.
. A ——
INT A POSTAL CARD.
i
nyelope :
Hee
i a postal card for me 7
or two
Sed
to
** To John Sessions, at Pat
Esq name. I sometimes fore
get it, and it makes hima mad.”
“ Your husband ?”
“Of course.
levelond.
after his
it will be a
begin with ‘My
written to g ai man
cold day. Now, then,
4 : 2 5
dearest hashband
muge
“T'vo got that”
all right, aud I haven't time to write
any more.”
“Yen”
“Then you'll want a P. 8. that I have
only $2 left, and I shall look for him to
send me some next week.”
“Yea'm.”
“That'll be all, except to say from
your true wife to my loving husband,
and don't send less'n $5 and the baby
weighs eighteen pounds, and the
weather is still cold. Thanks, sir, I'll do
as much for yon some day.”
BA A——
WHAT BROKE THE ENGAGEMENT,
“Well, Mrs. O'Neal, have you made
up your mind yet in regard to my pro-
posal of marriage 7" asked bachelor
Doran of the Baxom widow.
“Well, I'll tell ye, Mr. Doran, phwat
I'll do wid ye. Ill marry ye on the con-
dition that when I die I be buried along-
side of John, for 1 promised him that
on his death bed.”
“That's all right, Mra. O'Neal. Of
course you can be buried alongside of
him, and I can be buried alongside of
you.”
“No, no, no, no! That would niver do,
John would murther me for that. The
idee of havin’ John on one side and me
and the loikes of ye on the tother ! No,
sor, Divil the bit will I agree to that,
Ye may give up the sit intoirely now.
I'll not marry at all at all. I wouldn't
run sny risk of havin’ anyone slapin’
wid John an’ me. Indade I wouldn't.”
Mr. Doran is now going for an old
maid
——— AI API Ben
“0, where are the girls of the past?’
aka n poet. If you mean the faraway,
dim and distant past, some of thew are
still in the ballet corps.
CHINA
BELLEFO
Headquarters for
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Wholesale and
HALL,
NTE, PA,
hina. Glass
Lamps, &c.,
Retail at Lowest
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tone China Tea Sets, handled cups, Aft
eight pledes 2 90
Bia}
Ltn Det of pletes 10 suit customers
Blone Ching Chamber sets, 10 pleces 2%
or part of sels can be obteived at any Lime
of Celebrated Mercer Chi
open stock.
na In sels or
Ten Sets, 56 pletes ££.
We guarantee our White Ware not
0 case, and wid cheerfully replace at any time
if it should
Our stock of Decorative Tea, Dinner and Chamber
Sets Ia very complete and Prices Low,
New Square shaped, Tea Sets, English
Gots, ast’d deco ations, 3 pieces §
Dinner Sets, assl'd decorations, 150 pieces i850
Chamber suits in color bands, 10 pleces 380
All styles and prices in Painted and Haod Paint
ed Chamber sets,
5 0
The pew glassware will be found very templing
both crystal apd colured. Weoller many
bargains, (an example—one dopen new polka-dot
Goblets, in sssorted colors, and Pilcher for $135)
This stock changes rapidly, new sock coming in
week, Full line of lamps In hand, stand,
vase and hang. ng. All styles and prices fo suit
auyone. We ate agents from the patentee, for
the Champion lamp, the BEST LAMP IN
THE WORLD, gives a light equal 10 & sperm
candles: tatnt beat, and no blowing out. extin-
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in
ever;
guish ike
Bellefonte call and see us, as the store will amply
repay & visit, We claim 10 have the Gnend estab
lishment of the kind in Petunyivania, outside of
Philadelphia
AFTER DINNER.
Persons win suffer from Indigestion
can arrest the progress of that painful
muiady by the use of an after<dinner
pill, se composed that it will give tone
to the OI prevent heartburn, rouse
the liver to bealibful action, invigorate
the kidueyes, and thus, through the activity
of these organs, promote the natura)
movement of the stomach and bowels,
AYRI'S Prits mre go compontded that
their action, thot, i mild, effectually pro
duces the slwve poaits, They also, In
curing Constipation, remove the esse of
Bilicuspess, Liver Complaint, Kidney Dis
ener, Rheumatism, wud many other serious
silienta,
AYER'S PILLS
contain we miners! por polsonotis sub
stance, and do pot ripe. unless the
bowels are irvitn' od, gsd even then their
fufluence fs heling, To continue their
effect In contipaicd or clironie cases, the
need only be talon fn diminishing inste
of Inercaring doses, For senmen, and ine
habitants or troy i in sparsely settled
pountries where physicians sre not at
band, they sre of joestimable valve.
There bv hardly 5 sickness they will not
slioviate, md Ja most eases cre, if ta
promptly, To young As just entering
wpen womanhood, snd (0 women whose
period of maternity io drawing to a close,
Avery's §lle, in tooderste doses, me
wfficlont {o pnsnrs pomtiar action of the
boweis, wil bg Sound of
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