“0, Lor" Hit "Ing Again i™ In the early days of Methodism in and, a certain congregation, where was but one rich man, desired to a new chapel, A church meet ing was held. The oid rich Scotchman rose and said : ‘Brethren, we dinna seed a new chapel: “I'll give £5 for re- pairs,” Just then a bit of plaster falling from the ceiling hit him on the head. Looking up and seeing how bad it was, he saud: ‘‘Brethren, its worse than I thought ; I'll make it 50 pun.” “Oh, Lord,” exclaimed a devoted brother on a back seat, ‘'hit "im agaiv!” There are many human tabernacles which are in sore need of radical build- ing over, but we putter and fuss and opus in spots without satisfactory re- sults. It is only when we are person- ally alarmed at the real danger that we set independently, and do the right thing, Then it is that we most keenly regret because we did not sooner use our judgment, follow the advice born of the experience of others and jump away from our perils, or of persons who will read this ph are iu abject misery to- day when they might be in a satsfac- condition. They are weak, life- less, full of odd aches and pains, and every year they know they are getting worse, even though the best doctors are patching them in spots, The ori- gin of these aches and pains 18 the kid- neys and liver, and if they would build these all ever new with Warner's safe | cure as millions have done, and cease investing their money in miserably un- successful patchwork, they would be | well and bappy and would bless the day when the Lord “hit em” and indi- | cated the common sense course for | them to pursue. — London Press, .Bweer Yoraro Pons, — Wash well six good-sized sweet potatoes, scrape the skins off and grate on a potato-grater, mix in one tablespoonful ot butter, one cup of molasses, one of sugar, three eggs, pinch of salt, pounded orange peel, nutmeg and ginger to suit taste; put in a pan, sprinkle sugar over the top, and bake, i ———— Foa Bsouvrr.—Three eggs beaten very light (whites and yolks separately.) Seant cup of sugar; two small table spoons of butter, quarter teaspoon of salt; mold stiff with sifted flour; roll out thin; out in fancy forms, bake in a quick oven. These are very nice when freshly baked, if eaten with coffee and apple sanoce, , Cup Uake.—Five eggs, three cups of sugar, one of butter, four of flour, one of milk, two teaspoonfuls of yeast pow- der, beat the eggs separate, cream the butter and sugar; add other ingredients, stirring in the whites of eggs last, Bake in a greased cake pan, ins moder- ate oven one hour. ts ———— He Kept the Whole House Awake, Wasamvaron, D, O.—Mr. F. 0. McCleary, a prominent solicitor of several weeks with a severe cough, which not only deprived him of sleep but aunoyed others, The only thing which did him any good, he says, was the new preparation Red Star Cough of uny kind. renmr—— I A —————— To hate excellence is to be at its ex- treme opposite pole. well governed and companionably charm- HOUSEHOLD. Tas Varve oF Miuk IN SICKNESS, — | Milk really di:agrees with very few peo- | ple; when the taste is dishked, if must be disguised in various ways. It should | never be allowed to stand in the sick- | room, as it quekly absorbs impurities. | When stimulants are ordered a little | brandy may be added to the milk, or a | glass of 1t may be shightly sweetened, | and flavored with a teaspoonful of rose- | water, a few drops of extract of bitter | almond, or veniila, If coffee is per- | mitted, 1t may be made very strong | and diluted with boiling milk, and tes | ean be prepared in the same way, If] chocolate, cocoa or broma ia liked, it may be made with two-thirds milk snd ene-third water, if the pure milk makes | it too rich, The juice of a fresh lemon | can b: used; if it is mixed with a little | sugar, and cold milk be added gradual | ly, it will not curdie. This is partien- larly acceptable in scarlet fever. When | plain milk cannot be retained, add four | tiblespoonfuls of lime water to every pint. Lime water can be made at home | by pouring boiling water on unslacked | lime, letting it stand until it settles, | and bottling the clear fluid, Milk | that has been boiled and allowed to be- | come cold is the best form for use in diarrhoea, as hot drinks aggravate the | malady, i Brows Fricasszz or CHickes,— | Clean, wash and cut the chicken into | comparatively small pieces. Chop a | vuarter pound of fat salt pork and half | a small onion Put the chicken with | these into a pot with a pint of cold water, and stew slowly until the meat | is tender. Take out the chicken, put into a colander and keep hot over a pot | of boiling water, throwing a cloth over | the colander. Strain the gravy back | into the pot, season with parsley, pep- | per and salt, Thicken with a table- | spoonful! of browned flour, boil up once, reinrn the chicken to the gravy, sim- mer ten minutes and serve, i InexpENslVE but pleasing lavender | water is mado by mixing the following ingredients together: Three ounces of the essence of bergamot, six drachms of the tincture of musk, one drachm of the oil of cloves, four drachms of the English oil of lavender, twelve ounces of rose water, and seven aud one-half pints of alcohol. Of course a smaller quantity can be made if desired, pre- serving these proportions, Cneax or Barney Sour,—A teacup- ful of barley well washed; three pints of chicken stock: an onion, and a small piece each of mace and cinnamon, Cook slowly together five hours; then rub through a steve, and add one and a half pints of boiling cream or milk, If milk, add also two tablespoonfuls of butter,, Salt and to taste, The yolks of four eggs, beaten with four tespoonfuls of milk or cream, makes the soup very much richer, ———EI————— Parsxre Frrrress,.—Sorape and wash three or four parspips, cut them half an inch in thickness, put them into beiling salt water, and boil half an a wheat enough to make a thick in the slices of parsvips in hot lard, - Mind and have a care for a silent dog WARRANTED PURELY VEGETABLE The best ¢ Pe oy have no equal. 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Furties unable to induce their dealer to pr ty get Gi Sor Mem will receive too bottles, Express charges paid, by sending one dollar 10 THE CHARLES A, YOGELER COMPANY, Bole Owners and Manufacturers, Palttmare, Morshand TF KR A, FACETLE. Sr——— Fitzletop, Afrion.” “Why, my son, do you wish you lived in South Africa?” “Why the mammas down there don't wear any slippers, you know.” “Yes, my son, but yon must also re- “that 1 don't wear any pants either,” “That's #0,” said Johnnie, | that” and handsome looking woman for her | old she was, old acquaintance, admiringly, one day, **how well yon keep your age.” **How do you manage to do it?” | away.” | inqaired once how I was coming on | during my long sickness. You knew I was dangerously ill, but you did not manifest the slightest interest.” “Bat I felt 1t all the same. I didn’t make any parade of my feelings, but 1 | morning in the paper in the hope {of seeing your name,” replied the brute. Bueey stubbed his toe, and came in { crying to his mother, *‘Come now, | Bubby,” she said after examining the Listen to Your Wife. The Manchester GUARDIAN, June Sth, 1863, says: Al one of the Windows" Looking on the woodland ways! With clumps of rhododendroms and great mas. ses of May blossoms! Il “There was an in- teresting group. It Included one who had been a “Cotton spinner,” but was now so Paralyzed 111 That he could only bear to lie in a re clining position, This refers to my case. I was Attacked twelve years ago with “Locomoter Ataxy'’ (A paralyticdisease of nerve fibre rarely ever cured) and was for several years barely able to get about, And for the last Five years not able to attend to my business, although Many things have been done for me, The last experiment being Nerve stretching, Two years ago I was voled into the Home for Incurables! Near Manchester, in May, 1882, I am no “Advocate;’ “For anything ‘n the shape of patent’’ Medicines? And made many objections to my dear wife's constant uring to try Hop Bitters, but finally to pacity her— Consented | | I bad not quite finished the first bottle when I felt a change come over me. This was Baturday, November 3d. On Sunday morning I felt so strong I sald to my room companions, “I was sure I could. “Walk! Bo started across the floor and back. I hardly knew how 10 contain myself. I was all over the house, | am gaining strength each day, “Stick I” Or Bupport, I am pow at my own house, and hope soon tobe | I have been a “Royal Exchange” For pearly thirty years, and was most heartily Very gralefaly yours, Jou «x BLACKBURN, | Mavonuesrenr (ing) Dec 24, 1888, Two years later smn perfectly well None genuine without a bunch of green Hops on the while label. Shun all the vile, poison or “Hops” In thelr name FARM NOTES. Tae keeping cf the weeds entirely | sud the ground mellow is eunriuil the expected crop yield, Be- side this it is well to remember that | cultivation and keeping the ground It is a fact | that.” “Well then mother,” he asked pleadingly, “am 1 big enough to ———— Import, When you visit or jeave New York Cnty, save | baggage exprossage and i tral Depot, 00 | | dollars, §l and upwards per { Gay. European Plan Kevator. Restaurant | Muppited with the best, llorse cars, stages and | Slevaled ralirond to all depata. Pamiies can Hye i beter for jess money ai the Grand Union Hote { than at any other Orat.class hotel in the eity. | Eveur enterprise of life, from the | simplest to the most complex, has its necessary drudgery, Oa the faithful performance of this 1s formuded all true success; and only those who are willing | to bear the burden with courage, ener | gy sud perseverauoce have any right to Dx, Warker's Vissoan Brrrens, the i celebrated Temperance Restorative, ed and harrowed, or in some way pul- verized, so as to aliow the plant roots to sink into depths and draw from it nour- fshment, And while thus is true it | should be remembered that the soil around the plants eannot be kept too fine and mellow for the highest vegeta- tion. Ar least a few sheep should be kept on every farm. No kind of stock is more profitable, In starting a flock, a i range from good sheep, will greatly ex-* i § i i i i ones to start with, over what inferior | ones would have cost, Start with good | shesp and keep them good or make | them betier by generous keeping, If one intends to half starve his sheep he ones, as they would be more likely to | lates without pain, is the only true and absolute remedy for biliousness, colle, | indigestion, nervousness, sick headache, { flatulency, liver co aplaint, rheuma- | tism, and all ailmen’ « arising from cor- | ruption or impoveri: ‘ment of the blood. ai——— He hath riches enough to be chari' ole, A A—————— To Ball ad Men. 1 WELL, May 4, 1883, i "For six years 1 | J kidney diseass with } pain in back and bhi; « 1 improved ou one pottle of Huxt's [Kidney and Liver] | REMEDY and two bottles cured me." —W, { H. Blanchard, Boston & Lowell R. RB. ——— Neariy All the Troubles of both sexes, that are not sufficiently se vers or pronounced to have a name, but which if not taken care of, develop into something serious, have thelr foundation in derangements of the liver and kidneys never fails, “For nearly a whole year I was an inva- lid, a living, powerless subject of the most dreadful of alld " ney complaint.’ Liver] BeMepy and to improve, used eight bottles and to-day consider my- self aa well as ever.” Mrs, L. W. Clark, 109 Main 8t., Hartford, Conn, ate: han Toi 1 hie ira power HE Anowe thie suffering fellow. Actasked by this motive and a desire 10 relieve human 2 better keeping, Sheep raising, bow ever, is not profitable when the starving process is adopled, and we would reo- | Ono Onunse iv Guaxaxy.~-The arti. world of Germany s—old A young physician, Dr. Den- and hitherto unknown fungus, which in form, charscter and growth closely bacetlius discovered by Prof. Koeh, and which has been used in animals without any injurious effects, Dr. Deneke has been able to oultivate growth of a heifer 1s so much dedueted from what would otherwise go to milk 5 : i i £ £ i | Ru Cows sometimes suffer for months from retention of afterbirth when caly. ing, In such cases, the appetite is poor, they lose flesh, look gaunt and spiritlens, To remove the trouble, the following has been recommended by a leading suthority : Give one pound of Epsom salts to relax the bowels, and then twice daily, two drachms ot sul phate of tron, ounce of gentian, and two ounces of nitrate of potash, A DAY'S WORE 1¥ } LOWING .—A smart team turning a good furrow in the spring either stubble or sod, should be able to turn over one and a half to two acres, When larger days’ work than this are reported it is usually at the expense of the team, or perhaps of the plowing. So much depends on the character of the work in fitting the land that a poor plowman should pot be tolerated, how- ever large a day's work he may claim to be able to do, Bow plenty of earrots. They require a well drained, deeply worked soil, that should be rich and in the best condi. tion, Bow in drills eufliciently wide apart to admit of the horse hoe, Two pounds of seed will sow an acre, The best way is to sprout the seed in a box of earth, occasionally moistening with warm water, and then sow, Axy soll that produces corn will grow Buch soils for fuel, for excellent, Dox'r allow the little chickevs to wade around in the wet grass. They are not able for such exhausting exer- cise, Confine the hen if she is inclined to lead them too far away. A —— Hood's Sarsaparilla Combines, in a manner peculiar to itself, the best blood-purifylng and strengthening reme- dies of the vegetable kingdom. You will find this wonderful remedy effective where other medicines have falled. Try it now. It will purify your blood, regulate the digestion, and give new life and vigor to the entire body. “Hood's Sarsaparilla did ms great good. I was tired out from overwork, and it toned me up.” Mas. G, E Boesxoxs, Cohoes, N. XY. “1 suffered three years from blood poison. I took Hood's Sarsaparilla and think I am cured.” Mus. M. J. Davis, Brockport, N. X. Purifies the Blood Hood's Barsapariils is characterized by three peculiarities : 1st, the combination of remedial agents; 24, the proportion; 34, the process of securing the active medicinal gualities. The result is a medicine of unusual Send for book containing additional evidence. “Hood's Barsaparilla tones up my purifies my blood, sharpens my appeti , and seems to make me over.” J. FV. THOMPSON, Begister of Deeds, Lowell, Mass, “ Hood's Barsaparilla beats all others, and is worth ita weight in RDM * 1. BARRINGTON, 13 Bank Street, New York City. Hood's Sarsaparilla Bold by all druggists. $1; six for §5. Made only by C. L. HOOD & CO., Lowell, Mass, 100 Doses One Dollar. Dyapertions and others not sick enough to te In bal, brut Just in that i when nothing oan be fall enjoyed, shoud dees Food ss 8 dally die it will socomplish the demred resuil strength without tagine the & Sve 1 sicknons, Riden's Food i» invaluable. For table aes, addings, Custards, Bisse Mange ma Relief sent free to all who apply. It is also an ax cellent remedy for © Colds and Catarth. $0e, $1.00 packages sent by mall A. ETHRIDGE, Masufsctorer and tor, Rome, NW. X. CATARR : PLASTER Bente the wont Y&CO. a &CO.CAMDEN.N. J. AL 8 ie ; ! i i been ; i ro: Bitters Known, AQ No other medicine known so sifectually Pages the blood of deep-seated diseases. iiltons bear testimony to its wonders ful curative effects. it is = purely Vegetable Pre ’ mde from native hb and roots of Califor. nia, the medicine properties of which are a2. tracted therefrom without the 1 we of Aloohol. It removes the canse o. disease, sud the patient recovers his health. It is the great Blood Purifier and Life. giving Principle ; a Gentle Purgstive asd Toute § & perfect Renovator and Invigorator of the g tem. Never before in the h of t.» world has a medicine been compounded posse ng the remarkable qualities of Viger BiTTen: 1a head ing the sick of every disease man is beir to, he Alterative, Aperient, Disghosstic, Carminative, Nutritious, Laxative Sedative, Counter-Irritant, Sudorific, Anti -Bllious, Bolvent, Diuretic and Tonle properties of Vivetan Bir- rus exceed those of any other medicine the worid No person can take the Brrrees aconding to directions and remain loog unwell, provid their bones are not destroyed by mineral poison or other mesns, and the vital organs wasted hoe yond the point of repair Bilious, Hemitient, Intermittent and Malarial Fevers, are prevalent throughout the United States, \ y in the valleys of our great rivers and their vest Uributaries during the Sumner and Autumn, especially during seasons of unusual heat and dryness These Fevers are invariably scoompanied by extensive derange merits of the slotusch, Uver and bowels. In thelr treatment, a purgstive, ex. erting a powerful infl nent {lese organs, is absclulely Gecousary There Is no cathartie for the purpose equal to Dr. J. Warkrn's Viseoan BirTeas, as is up i eit and generally restoring the healthy functions of Fortuify the body against disease by puri. fying all its fluids with Viowscan Brroms. No temic can take hold of a system thus fore. An ‘ invigorates the Stomach and stimu- lates the torpid Liver and Bowes, v Lich render t of unequaled efficiency in cleansing the blood of all impurities, nparting new life and vigorts the frame, and carrying off without the aid of every puar- ticle of poisonous matter from the system 4 Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Headaches, Pain in the Shoulders, Coughs, Tigbiness of the Dizziness, Sour Stomach, Bad Taste in the Bilious Attacks, Palpitation of the Heart, stion of the Lungs, Pain in the region of ’E. Bt red other painful symp- Tay rs of Dyspepsia : cr King's Evil, White Swell. yeipelas, Bwellad Neck, Goitre, jolent Inflsmmatione, Mercurial { ores, Eruptions of the Skin, Sore i these, as in all other constitutional axen's Visnaan Brrrens has shown Se rofals, A fMactions isonses, For Inflammatory asd Chronic Rheuma- . Gold beaters, and Mivers. as they ad ance in life, are subject to para‘rsis of the Powels, To pusrd against this, take adose of Vo arxen's Virecan Brrrons, For Skin Diseases, Erupt { Bheum, Diotches, Spots, Ping Holm, Oarbuncies, Ring worms, Sc yes, Erysipelas, Ich, Scarfs BOTS por diseases of the Ski naaye or pature, are Hterslly dug uy tof the system in 8 short tin $48 cum Tetter “Duties. the llere, Pin, Tape, and other Worms, ur e gystem of so many thousas peiroved and removed. No sysier ine. no vermifupes, Bo anthe aint re » system from worms He the (Bere For Vemale Compinints, io you ol, married or single, atthe dawn of wr pood, 03 ru of life, this Bitters has no Clean he Vitiated Rlood wh find i urfties bursting through the i iptions, or Bores : clomnes it when rou find 11 obstructed and sluggish in the veins ‘ mee It when it is foul : your Reeling will wil vou when, Keepthe biocod pure, and beatin of the syeiem will follow . Tu conclusion : Give the Bitters atrial. It One potile in A bekgoe gunr- antee of {is merits than a lengthy advertisement Around each bottle are full directions RB. 0H. McDONALD IRS €0., Propristors, San Preocisoo, Cal, and 525 830 ¥ 52% Washington 1. Cor, Chariton 88, New York ail Dealers and Druggists. We Want 5,000 More Book Agents to Seif The Personal History of 14 #40,000Copies Already So!
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