“0, Lor" Hit "Ing Again i™
In the early days of Methodism in
and, a certain congregation, where
was but one rich man, desired to
a new chapel, A church meet
ing was held. The oid rich Scotchman
rose and said : ‘Brethren, we dinna
seed a new chapel: “I'll give £5 for re-
pairs,”
Just then a bit of plaster falling from
the ceiling hit him on the head.
Looking up and seeing how bad it
was, he saud: ‘‘Brethren, its worse
than I thought ; I'll make it 50 pun.”
“Oh, Lord,” exclaimed a devoted
brother on a back seat, ‘'hit "im agaiv!”
There are many human tabernacles
which are in sore need of radical build-
ing over, but we putter and fuss and
opus in spots without satisfactory re-
sults. It is only when we are person-
ally alarmed at the real danger that we
set independently, and do the right
thing, Then it is that we most keenly
regret because we did not sooner use
our judgment, follow the advice born
of the experience of others and jump
away from our perils,
or of persons who will read
this ph are iu abject misery to-
day when they might be in a satsfac-
condition. They are weak, life-
less, full of odd aches and pains, and
every year they know they are getting
worse, even though the best doctors
are patching them in spots, The ori-
gin of these aches and pains 18 the kid-
neys and liver, and if they would build
these all ever new with Warner's safe |
cure as millions have done, and cease
investing their money in miserably un-
successful patchwork, they would be |
well and bappy and would bless the
day when the Lord “hit em” and indi- |
cated the common sense course for |
them to pursue. — London Press,
.Bweer Yoraro Pons, — Wash well six
good-sized sweet potatoes, scrape the
skins off and grate on a potato-grater,
mix in one tablespoonful ot butter, one
cup of molasses, one of sugar, three
eggs, pinch of salt, pounded orange
peel, nutmeg and ginger to suit taste;
put in a pan, sprinkle sugar over the
top, and bake,
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Foa Bsouvrr.—Three eggs beaten
very light (whites and yolks separately.)
Seant cup of sugar; two small table
spoons of butter, quarter teaspoon of
salt; mold stiff with sifted flour; roll
out thin; out in fancy forms, bake in a
quick oven. These are very nice when
freshly baked, if eaten with coffee and
apple sanoce, ,
Cup Uake.—Five eggs, three cups of
sugar, one of butter, four of flour, one
of milk, two teaspoonfuls of yeast pow-
der, beat the eggs separate, cream the
butter and sugar; add other ingredients,
stirring in the whites of eggs last,
Bake in a greased cake pan, ins moder-
ate oven one hour.
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He Kept the Whole House Awake,
Wasamvaron, D, O.—Mr. F. 0.
McCleary, a prominent solicitor of
several weeks with a severe cough,
which not only deprived him of sleep
but aunoyed others, The only thing
which did him any good, he says, was
the new preparation Red Star Cough
of uny kind.
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To hate excellence is to be at its ex-
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well governed and companionably charm-
HOUSEHOLD.
Tas Varve oF Miuk IN SICKNESS, — |
Milk really di:agrees with very few peo- |
ple; when the taste is dishked, if must
be disguised in various ways. It should |
never be allowed to stand in the sick- |
room, as it quekly absorbs impurities. |
When stimulants are ordered a little |
brandy may be added to the milk, or a |
glass of 1t may be shightly sweetened, |
and flavored with a teaspoonful of rose- |
water, a few drops of extract of bitter |
almond, or veniila, If coffee is per- |
mitted, 1t may be made very strong |
and diluted with boiling milk, and tes |
ean be prepared in the same way, If]
chocolate, cocoa or broma ia liked, it
may be made with two-thirds milk snd
ene-third water, if the pure milk makes |
it too rich, The juice of a fresh lemon |
can b: used; if it is mixed with a little |
sugar, and cold milk be added gradual |
ly, it will not curdie. This is partien-
larly acceptable in scarlet fever. When |
plain milk cannot be retained, add four |
tiblespoonfuls of lime water to every
pint. Lime water can be made at home |
by pouring boiling water on unslacked |
lime, letting it stand until it settles, |
and bottling the clear fluid, Milk |
that has been boiled and allowed to be- |
come cold is the best form for use in
diarrhoea, as hot drinks aggravate the |
malady, i
Brows Fricasszz or CHickes,— |
Clean, wash and cut the chicken into |
comparatively small pieces. Chop a |
vuarter pound of fat salt pork and half |
a small onion Put the chicken with |
these into a pot with a pint of cold
water, and stew slowly until the meat |
is tender. Take out the chicken, put
into a colander and keep hot over a pot |
of boiling water, throwing a cloth over |
the colander. Strain the gravy back |
into the pot, season with parsley, pep- |
per and salt, Thicken with a table- |
spoonful! of browned flour, boil up once,
reinrn the chicken to the gravy, sim-
mer ten minutes and serve, i
InexpENslVE but pleasing lavender |
water is mado by mixing the following
ingredients together: Three ounces of
the essence of bergamot, six drachms
of the tincture of musk, one drachm of
the oil of cloves, four drachms of the
English oil of lavender, twelve ounces
of rose water, and seven aud one-half
pints of alcohol. Of course a smaller
quantity can be made if desired, pre-
serving these proportions,
Cneax or Barney Sour,—A teacup-
ful of barley well washed; three pints
of chicken stock: an onion, and a
small piece each of mace and cinnamon,
Cook slowly together five hours; then
rub through a steve, and add one and a
half pints of boiling cream or milk, If
milk, add also two tablespoonfuls of
butter,, Salt and to taste,
The yolks of four eggs, beaten with
four tespoonfuls of milk or cream,
makes the soup very much richer,
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wash three or four parspips, cut them
half an inch in thickness, put them into
beiling salt water, and boil half an
a
wheat
enough to make a thick
in the slices of parsvips
in hot lard,
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Fitzletop,
Afrion.”
“Why, my son, do you wish you
lived in South Africa?”
“Why the mammas down there don't
wear any slippers, you know.”
“Yes, my son, but yon must also re-
“that 1
don't wear any pants either,”
“That's #0,” said Johnnie,
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| old she was,
old acquaintance, admiringly, one day,
**how well yon keep your age.”
**How do you manage to do it?”
| away.”
| inqaired once how I was coming on
| during my long sickness. You knew I
was dangerously ill, but you did not
manifest the slightest interest.”
“Bat I felt 1t all the same. I didn’t
make any parade of my feelings, but 1
| morning in the paper in the hope
{of seeing your name,” replied the
brute.
Bueey stubbed his toe, and came in
{ crying to his mother, *‘Come now,
| Bubby,” she said after examining the
Listen to Your Wife.
The Manchester GUARDIAN, June Sth, 1863, says:
Al one of the
Windows"
Looking on the woodland ways! With
clumps of rhododendroms and great mas.
ses of May blossoms! Il “There was an in-
teresting group.
It Included one who had been a “Cotton
spinner,” but was now so
Paralyzed 111
That he could only bear to lie in a re
clining position,
This refers to my case.
I was Attacked twelve years ago with
“Locomoter Ataxy'’
(A paralyticdisease of nerve fibre rarely ever cured)
and was for several years barely able to get
about,
And for the last Five years not able to
attend to my business, although
Many things have been done for me,
The last experiment being Nerve stretching,
Two years ago I was voled into the
Home for Incurables! Near Manchester,
in May, 1882,
I am no “Advocate;’ “For anything ‘n
the shape of patent’’ Medicines?
And made many objections to my dear
wife's constant uring to try Hop Bitters,
but finally to pacity her—
Consented | |
I bad not quite finished the first bottle
when I felt a change come over me. This
was Baturday, November 3d. On Sunday
morning I felt so strong I sald to my room
companions, “I was sure I could.
“Walk!
Bo started across the floor and back.
I hardly knew how 10 contain myself. I was all
over the house, | am gaining strength each day,
“Stick I”
Or Bupport,
I am pow at my own house, and hope soon tobe |
I have been a
“Royal Exchange”
For pearly thirty years, and was most heartily
Very gralefaly yours, Jou «x BLACKBURN, |
Mavonuesrenr (ing) Dec 24, 1888,
Two years later smn perfectly well
None genuine without a bunch of green
Hops on the while label. Shun all the vile, poison
or “Hops” In thelr name
FARM NOTES.
Tae keeping cf the weeds entirely |
sud the ground mellow is
eunriuil the expected crop yield, Be-
side this it is well to remember that |
cultivation and keeping the ground
It is a fact
| that.” “Well then mother,” he asked
pleadingly, “am 1 big enough to
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| Eveur enterprise of life, from the
| simplest to the most complex, has its
necessary drudgery, Oa the faithful
performance of this 1s formuded all true
success; and only those who are willing
| to bear the burden with courage, ener
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Dx, Warker's Vissoan Brrrens, the
i celebrated Temperance Restorative,
ed and harrowed, or in some way pul-
verized, so as to aliow the plant roots to
sink into depths and draw from it nour-
fshment, And while thus is true it |
should be remembered that the soil
around the plants eannot be kept too
fine and mellow for the highest vegeta-
tion.
Ar least a few sheep should be kept
on every farm. No kind of stock is
more profitable, In starting a flock, a
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shesp and keep them good or make |
them betier by generous keeping, If
one intends to half starve his sheep he
ones, as they would be more likely to
| lates without pain, is the only true and
absolute remedy for biliousness, colle,
| indigestion, nervousness, sick headache,
{ flatulency, liver co aplaint, rheuma-
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1 WELL, May 4, 1883,
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Neariy All the Troubles
of both sexes, that are not sufficiently se
vers or pronounced to have a name, but
which if not taken care of, develop into
something serious, have thelr foundation in
derangements of the liver and kidneys
never fails,
“For nearly a whole year I was an inva-
lid, a living, powerless subject of the most
dreadful of alld " ney complaint.’
Liver] BeMepy and to improve,
used eight bottles and to-day consider my-
self aa well as ever.” Mrs, L. W. Clark,
109 Main 8t., Hartford, Conn,
ate: han Toi 1 hie ira power
HE Anowe thie suffering fellow. Actasked by this
motive and a desire 10 relieve human
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better keeping, Sheep raising, bow
ever, is not profitable when the starving
process is adopled, and we would reo- |
Ono Onunse iv Guaxaxy.~-The arti.
world of Germany s—old
A young physician, Dr. Den-
and hitherto unknown fungus, which
in form, charscter and growth closely
bacetlius discovered by Prof. Koeh,
and which has been used in
animals without any injurious effects,
Dr. Deneke has been able to oultivate
growth of a heifer 1s so much dedueted
from what would otherwise go to milk
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Cows sometimes suffer for months
from retention of afterbirth when caly.
ing, In such cases, the appetite is
poor, they lose flesh, look gaunt and
spiritlens, To remove the trouble, the
following has been recommended by a
leading suthority : Give one pound of
Epsom salts to relax the bowels, and
then twice daily, two drachms ot sul
phate of tron, ounce of gentian, and two
ounces of nitrate of potash,
A DAY'S WORE 1¥ } LOWING .—A smart
team turning a good furrow in the spring
either stubble or sod, should be able to
turn over one and a half to two acres,
When larger days’ work than this are
reported it is usually at the expense of
the team, or perhaps of the plowing.
So much depends on the character of
the work in fitting the land that a poor
plowman should pot be tolerated, how-
ever large a day's work he may claim to
be able to do,
Bow plenty of earrots. They require
a well drained, deeply worked soil, that
should be rich and in the best condi.
tion, Bow in drills eufliciently wide
apart to admit of the horse hoe, Two
pounds of seed will sow an acre, The
best way is to sprout the seed in a box
of earth, occasionally moistening with
warm water, and then sow,
Axy soll that produces corn will grow
Buch soils
for fuel, for
excellent,
Dox'r allow the little chickevs to
wade around in the wet grass. They
are not able for such exhausting exer-
cise, Confine the hen if she is inclined
to lead them too far away.
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Combines, in a manner peculiar to itself, the
best blood-purifylng and strengthening reme-
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and give new life and vigor to the entire body.
“Hood's Sarsaparilla did ms great good.
I was tired out from overwork, and it toned
me up.” Mas. G, E Boesxoxs, Cohoes, N. XY.
“1 suffered three years from blood poison.
I took Hood's Sarsaparilla and think I am
cured.” Mus. M. J. Davis, Brockport, N. X.
Purifies the Blood
Hood's Barsapariils is characterized by
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No other medicine known so sifectually
Pages the blood of deep-seated diseases.
iiltons bear testimony to its wonders
ful curative effects.
it is = purely Vegetable Pre ’
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nia, the medicine properties of which are a2.
tracted therefrom without the 1 we of Aloohol.
It removes the canse o. disease, sud the
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It is the great Blood Purifier and Life.
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ing the sick of every disease man is beir to,
he Alterative, Aperient, Disghosstic,
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Diuretic and Tonle properties of Vivetan Bir-
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No person can take the Brrrees aconding
to directions and remain loog unwell, provid
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yond the point of repair
Bilious, Hemitient, Intermittent and
Malarial Fevers, are prevalent throughout the
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great rivers and their vest Uributaries during the
Sumner and Autumn, especially during seasons
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These Fevers are invariably scoompanied
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and bowels. In thelr treatment, a purgstive, ex.
erting a powerful infl nent {lese organs, is
absclulely Gecousary
There Is no cathartie for the purpose
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up i eit
and generally restoring the healthy functions of
Fortuify the body against disease by puri.
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An ‘
invigorates the Stomach and stimu-
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the frame, and carrying off without the aid of
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Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Headaches,
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Dizziness, Sour Stomach, Bad Taste in the
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’E. Bt red other painful symp-
Tay rs of Dyspepsia :
cr King's Evil, White Swell.
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