eros Jridwum is a metal which is iikely to have much more extensive employment than it now enjoys, Hitherto it has been chiefly used in ailoy with osmium lor tipping gold pens. But an American manufaeturer has discovered that y fasng the metal at a white heat, and ‘ Reo Sr TRADE ave] MARK STAR ON STAR \ bility is being improved in many ways. Agate, which has hitherto been empioy- ad for fine chemical balances, is now d is not so liable to cateh or break. Hypodermic needles for sur- experiments with the object of plating that suoh vessels will be very useful in many chemical operations, Not a Trace. Dr. D. F. Pennington, D, D, B., 536 West Fayette street, Baltimore, Mary- and, states that he has personally used the Red Star Cough Cure and in his family, and has found it a prompt and sure remedy for coughs and colds. No bad results of other cough remedies. Not a trace of opium or morphia. A dutmgushed NewYork neutrologist is preparing a paper on trance spontane- ous and bLypnotie, mm which be lays down the principle that complete uncon- human brain daring life. ness msy be so nearly complete that what is going on; but he believes that sleep dreams occur, slthough too indis- tinet to be remembered. Sometimes, op the other hand, one is conscious of having dreamed on waking up, but can recall nothing of the nature of the phen- omenon, mass The curious theory there were two kinds of primitive mole- cules of matter, living and non-living, and that no particle of living matter ever dies, “bids fair,” says a biologist, writing to La Nature, verified by modern investigation with the microscope. It has been proved by actual optical analysis that the nitimate vital factors of animal and vegetable cells are indestructible, aml they have been kept in pure water for ten years in structure or appearance, This nllimate diameter,” sens ————— less persons have rested their heads, may be removed by making a paste of earth, and laying 1t on the steins with- off, and the spot, unless it be a very old one, will have disappeared. new the application, you will flod it an insufferable burden. WisnANTED PURELY VEGEIADLE 2 The best cxire (or Liver snd B 1s TR Conpisints, Oowtivenesss, Hesdacha, Diemaess and Dyspepsia Av a Hiood Parifier and spring Madicine oy Ni C.amiity = abould be withoul of the = Berasrd Vesrstablie vila in the house, Price 3: oonts st Droge or by LR coall. Samples seni rags. Address USTARDT »% & OO, 88 Marosr SL, Nes York n—— oT The finest tonic for nervaus poopie is Houser Bitters, which re perfect di. and the fanctions by the liver bowels, tone throagh eran aa fonds Dealer Absolutely Free from Opiates, Emetios and Poisons. A PROMPT, SAFE, SURE CURE For Coughs, Sere Throat, Honrsoneas, Influenza, Colds Bronchitis, Croup, Whosplng Cough, Asthma, Quinsy, Palos in Chest, and other affections of the Throat and Lungs. Price BO cents a Bottle, Sold by Draggista and Deal ers. Furties unable to tnduee their dealer (0 prompily get ts for Mem will ve tion butties Bxpress charges paid, by sending onc d ¢io THE CHARLES A, VOUFLER COMPARY, Bale Owners and Mannfat turers Mar: land, T 8 A, Haltimere, “How To TRAVEL,” is the title of a little book just out. money to travel with is the most serious question of this flitting season. in San Fancisco. made to ‘go’ whatever may happen fo the Chinese. A ———————————— was lately teen in a coat of primary color, ary cousideration, but the pants that makes the man. om ———— An Artistic Humorous Gem, The Baltimore American humor and one which will tributed { Nearly ull free throughout America. the humorists and comic artists of the country are reprecented J. Bardette, Burlington ‘Hawkeye; ¥. H. Gssaway, “Derrick Dodd,” Ban Francisco **Post:” 0. B. Lewis, Quad,” Detroit **Free Press;” Huntley, ‘‘3poopendyke.” O sie P, Read, Arkansaw *‘[raveler;” BRB. K. Muukit. { trick, of “Pack,” and others, The book in question 1s the unique is styled the B& Jocobs OJ Family Calendar and Book of Health Hamor for 1885. While it has been gotten up primarily purposes, it is so replete with original that the business featore secondary one, 19 Twelve million copies arge uishel through the medium of drug- gists. It has been printed in a number of languages and for diflerent countries. The press of Great Britain and Aus tratia 38 unsnimous im praising the merit and originality of its contents. | The illustrated sketches are intersperse d with testimonials as to the merits of the wonderful pain-cure, St. Jacob's O., | the only remedy which received gold | medals at the Worlds Fairs of Australia, Indis soa other countries. The B.d Star Cough Cure, 8 new discovery in medicin +, bas also space devoted to if, ent medical authorities, aopalytioal chemists, chief officers of state and mu- { nicipul governmeuts have all testified ! not on'y to the curative ¢flcots of this | narcotics, opiates and poisons, which suter so largely wto the composition of old time preparations, The former edi tractive, but in the present Instance both publishers sud contributors seem | and best in American humor. os ss I A053 edge leads to woe. or portant. baggage cXpresage aod $2 carriage Hire and Slop at ine vrand Uston Hotel, opposite Gragg Cen tral Depot, 80 ce.ant rooms, tied up Al A cost of one mibon doliars $1 ani upwards per Eoropean Pian, Elevator. Kesisurant supplied wih the best, Horse cars, Sages anil slevaied railroad to all depots, Families can live Letier i for jess money at the Grand Union Hotel than st | any other Brat-class hote! 10 Whe City. AAA SU NUIT I spoonful of lemon juice, a quarter of a dram of powdered borax, and half a dram of five sugar. M x together, and let them stand a week in a glass bottle; then rub a little on the face and hands at night, Two srynes of consolation, —A man’s ~*"Just what I expected.” A woman's ~*] told you how it would be.” Brrors the wedding day she was dear and he was Lier treasure; but afterward she became dearer and he treasurer, TuzSpeakerof the House is 1 known as the chair, so io» sraaneily he is sat down on so often. Pretty Women. ladies who would retain freshness and vie vacity. Don't fall to try “ Wells’ Health Renewer,” a A————— We love in others what we lack our- solves, and would be everything but what we are, other New York, and sold by ail tonie; Yo teil men that they oannot help themselves is to fling them into reckless- a8 & preventive agains lover intermittent fevers, ihe Pore Elixir of Calisaya” made by ho, a forer and from or other sickness, it has no eqaal a ——————— ness and dewpalr, Fraver Axile Uresse, een ea oot MA Its to lear a & good thing caution by a Se a —__Ss rb Downright Cruelty. To permit yourself and family to “Suffer 1" With sickness when it can be prevented und curved so easily With Hop Bitters!!! Having experienced a great deal of “Trouble!” from indigestion, so much so that I came near losing my Life! My trouble always came after eating any Fo] vm However light And digestivle, For two or three hours at a time [ had to go through the most Excruciating pains, “And the ouly way I ever got” “Relief!” ‘Was by throwing up all my stomach con- tained. No one can conceive the pains that I bad to go through, until “At last?" 1 was taken! “So that for three weeks I | lay in bed and Could eat nothing | My sufferings were so that I called two doctors to give me something that would { stop the pan; their i Efforts were no good to me, At last I heard a good deal “About your Hop Bitiers| And determined to try them.” Got a bottle—in four hours I took the contents of Onel seen a “Bick 1” Hour, from the same canse since. I have recommended it to hundreds of others. You have no such vadvocate as I am,” —Geo. | Allston, Boston, Mass. Columbus Advocate, Texas, April 21, Kendall, EI ters, and find they are good for any com- | plaint, The best medicine [ ever used in | my family. H. TALENER, on the willie label. | staff woh “Hop” or “Hop” In heir name. A SuxpAY school teacher naked a little “Yes,” said the tittle girl, “two times.” *“I'wo times! Why, how could that be?’ exclaimed the teacher, | didn't take the first time,” said the lit i tie gurl, | tized, se ———— “Waar country is this?" “This? Why, this is America,” *‘Ahb, yes; Americs, the ssylum for the poor and { oppressed of all nations,” “No, not of ! all nations,” “What nation is excepled, I'd like to know?” “Why, America.” Youxo ladies who will when they have a chance, Miss it, doubt of it, | When one accepts an offer she generally | Mrs, it, too, No ——— Ar tae Sgarise Big — Newcomer— | “Yes, they seem to be having a good | time, but don’t they hurt themselves | by falling so frequently? The floor 1s | very hard.” “Habitue—* Yes, but the skaters are { very soft.” A Blessing to Women. of Branswick, suffered very much with cid nes Using several bottles of Hosts [ Kideey and Laver] REMEDY Miss i LO WOIDAn Cartis vel 13 8 read Dhessing ‘all kidoey disease It is a bold statement to say that any ne is “pever kpown to fail,” but it sated pphaticaily OF tae proprietors of Hust's [Kidoey and Liver] REMEDY. his me ‘ ) fic for diseases of } eye, liver aml bindder, and has a ion of thirty years standing. the ia ey any Arnon, Mass, May 1883, “Ope bottle of Huxt's [Kiduey and Liver] REMEDY helped, and two complete. y cured me of kKiduey disease, and severe pains in back asd sides.’ '—James Cueney, with J. W. Goodman, Billiard Table Maun- {aciurer., ec ———— Hypocrisy becomes a necessity for those who live scaudalously. Low Prices For Balter. The New York Tribune in its market | report, explained why some butter is soid for such low prices, In spesking | of butter it said: “Light colired goods | are very hard to disp.se of aud several cents,” If butter makers would get | the top price, they should use the Ime proved Butter Color, made by Wells, [iichardson & Co., Burlington, Vi, prove aud preserve the butter. ——— A I MS The reproaches of enemies should uicken us to duty, and not to keep us from it. A Barberous Rhyme. Lather me lightly and speak to me low, Oh, mterrogative barber mine; And I will for ive if to make my hair grow, You use magic Oarboline, rss MI SII Every unpleasant feeling is a sign jiat 1 have ucome untzue to my reso- utions, ————————— CONSUMPTION CURED. “Now, mies," said ihe cashier to Lis my dear?” “All ready, my love.” | “Got the boodle safe?” | “All safe,’ “What kind of a dress 1s that you have on?” “It's a pull-back.” “A pull-back! Good heavens! the | idea of your thinking we can escape to Canada while you wear a dress like | | that! Don’t you see I've got on a cuta- | | way coat? Go and put on a dress with « | sloping train, sud your Lat with a flya- way feather. We must take every pre- | caution setting out on such a journey,” | adumbrant meshes of sunbeams melted | | through the leaves and dipped in span- | | gles of gold upon the brown black mo- | quetrie of shadows that led to the | i “Ix BOFT, | sieved silver the | ragged edge of the curb where a fragile | little fragment of humanity lay mosn | | ing.” i | “That's all right enough,” said the | | managing editor, “but it’s a little too | long. Make it shorter.” | “But what shall I say?” asked the | i blonde reporter, { “Oh, I'd just say, ‘Hennessey Mul- | cahey’s little boy Pat fell into an open | sewer and broke his nose,’ That will | do.” A panty of “Michigan painters” (car- | | dinal) being in Washington at the time | of the monumental celebration went out | | one day on a curiosity hunt. They reached the Treasury Department and | told the gmide that they were looking ! for curiosities, “I'tl show you ons,” | with a twinkling eye. | please,” he remarked opened a door of a room in which were parently very busy. said: ‘Bee that | man over yonder—the one who is at work,” | “We do,” responded the expectant | “painters,” “Well, he's a cunosity,” was ail ihe guide sad, It was enough, for the man in the | corner was the only one of the thirty | who wasn't enjoying himsell in sumpt- | nous kileness. Far Cosromen—*‘See here, I don’t | believe that last can of French peas | you sold me was imported at all.” © Grocer—*‘ Indeed it was, mam, I bought them direct from the importer.” “Jt can't be. Why French peas are always a beautiful green and these were a sort of pale yellow, There must be | some mistake,” “No, mam, the pess sre all right, but you know they had a great deal of ehol- | era over in France last year and that | accounts for the lack of the gieen color youn generally find.” * Oh, goodvess mel What had the cholera to do with those peas?” “It put up the price cf copperas.” Uscie Joux—*"Well, Jimmy, have yon enjoyed yourself to-day?” Jimmy—*No, I haven't, I've had miserable day,” Uncle John- is that?” Jimmy-—*"Aunt Betsey told me eat all the dinner 1 wanted; and I could " not, a “Miserable day? How “Tenner thing, that attempt to blow ap Giadstone, wasn't it?” said one cow county delegate to another at Bac- ramento the other dsy. “Awful, aw- ful.” said the other statesman, wilh a ' shudder. “1 wonder which of us they | will go after next” Tue spiritualists Lave already begun | to make Longfellow talk the awfallest | grammar and the most unspeakably in | famous doggerel that ever made a live | man shadder. Being dead, we suppose | be can stand it, but it does seem as | though his neirs, executors, sdministra- | tors and sssigns ought to black up and bang some of the medinms, | "You sum to have all kinds of drinks | behind your bar, ipcludmg beef tea, | and if my eyes do not deceive me 1 see ‘yenst’ on a card.” “0! eourse you do.” “Who drinks that?” “How green you arel Fellows who | want to raise money, to be sure.” i Pierce's “Pleasant PPurgative Pellets, ™ Positively Popular; Provoke Praise; Prove Priceless, Peculiarly Prompt; Pe bly Potent; Producing Permanent Profit Precluding Pimples and Pustules; motiog Purity a Petty. P! Procure Plenty. Patronizing Plerce ————— He who would eat the kernel must tells you what a thing is not. SIA That the very best blood purifier and spribg | hab it cures serofuls, salt Kheum, boils, pio- | ples, and all other diseases of the blood, That it cures billousnesy, Indigestion, dyspepsis, | That the body 18 now more susceplible 0 beuett | from medicine than al any othe * SORSON “1 wah troubled with disease of the Kidneys lve years, and wis : rged to try Hood's Barsapari la. Afier taking half a bottle | felt greatly reived, my appetite bax never been so good, snd 1 sleep i 0. Cosapox, Bariingion, Vi Hood’s Sarsaparilla. “For years | suffered from indigestion, Leng ; would get up with & very tired feeling. A taking only part of & b itie of Hood's Barsapuriiia I slept well dnst felt refreshed on waking, Hood's | Rarsapari ia bas done me more good 1-4 anyiuing lve.” Mus HD. WixaNe, Jackson, Mich, “Hood's Sarsaparilis has been of marked bene. fit to me, 1 have renewed wy sirengih; my appe- tite is good: I teel bke & different person.” Mus A, P. Procror, Marblehead, Mass, i “For over a year 1 had two running sores on my | neck. 1 took Hood's Sarsapariila and am entirely cured.” C, E. Loveioy, Lowell, Mass, : That wo overcomes that extreme tired fosling there is nothing equal to Hood's is Tust ibis 8 wonderfol medicine for restoring wiood, That 1 purities, viializes sad evrichos the That delays sre dangerous—now is te Une 10 #1 can recommend Hood's Sarsaparifia io oli a a sale, pure medicine It cured me «Ff lerribie tn her neck which had been anced twee” MR Y Purifies the Blood. “When in the spr ng 1 fei ai ron down sad much debilyated, | found Hood's Sarsapariis {ost the medicine 10 build me up. My wile aise, afler much physical prestration, found in 4s use Rew iife and fasting benefit, Upon our Lite girl, Who hiood sud restoring ber 10 good besith. Hood's Barsapariila deserves our highest phaise, ano EB G. Srearron, Bwianpscoil, Mask “1 nave used Hood's Barsaparilis for billious- eat remedy for has complaint” J. W. Assor:, Manchester, N. iL Maude only 100 Doses One Dollar. Soild by all druggists, $1; mx for $5 Made only by C. L. HOOD & CO., Apothecsries, Lowell, Maas, 100 Doses One Dolla. A mean Chinaman now takes the part | of Washee- Washee in “The Danites,” Real drunkards, confidence men and murderers have s fine future before as no doubt 1t will, WaEx photographers hold a debate | the decision is invariably rendered in | favor of the negative, DOES WONDERFUL CURES OF hi KIDNEY DISEASES ue D LIVER COMPLAINTS, o Beesuse it acts on the LIVER, BOWELS and a. "KIDSXEYS at the same Lime. Beosuse it cleanses the system of the poison. ous Bumors that develope in sey and Uri. sary Disosses, THlioustoes, Js ton, Mies, or in Haoeumatism, Heournlgis, Ney. vous Disorders and all Female Complaluts EW SOLID FROOF OF THIER IT WILL SURELY CURSE CONSTIPATION, PILES, . and RHEUMATISM, By osusing PRER ACTION of all the crgans snd functions, thereby CLEATISING the BLOOD restoring (he normal power to throw off discsse. THOUSANDS OF CABES of the worst forms of these terrible disenses have been uiekly relieved, and (oo short me PERFECTLY CURED. PRICE, $1. LIQUID OR DRY, SOLD BY BEUGCISTS, Try oan be sent by mall, WELLS, RICIARDBON & Co., Durliagton, Vi a bend snap for Diary Almont a hk remedy OORGing no Dpsrions rugs ATARR Ely'sCream Balm when applied indo the no. 7 ATTY RE IH Boo TEUOLS infamreston, H the membrane Sirom Trosh oolds, Coole 2 ietely heals the sores and estores the Senses of taste, smell sid hearing. itis ROT A LIQUID OF BRUPP. A few appliestions ro. wwe, A Uorough real voend wii virus, ho ERS, Dragons. Owego, KN, ¥ ELY BROTH i i sa ses ARERBRER BREN . LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S - . VEGETABLE COMPOUND sss A PORITIVE CURE FOR *** All theses painfal Complainis # and Wesknossow 50 ommmen * snes sfpourbmi®eesss ** FEMALE POPULATION, * * Prooe £1 In Dguid, pil or lorenge form, * ITs purpose fe ay disease and the velief of im, it chaime to do, ihonsands oF iadior a * 11 will cuye entirely all Ovarian troubies, Inflamm. thom and | bration, Failiag and Displacespenis, and 61 a] Wonk mons, and is particularty adn of Bo the Uhaage of Life Ba he ' * It removes Paintoes Piateeney, destroys craving for mimalante, and Tetioves Weaken of the Stomech. ne, Hendnches, Nervous Prostralicn, ity, § } snd Indi , one pais, br _n asm, for pamphlet. o a— saie ts, -- wrod, For sisat Sr -e sar aENS "SEE EEE EEE * Bend stassp to Lyon rete LADIES. Po otemrn of satin. stamped roads fof roe or Sin ie. I ELAN, Piisbeld Mass 0 AP re kinds of ; on ” 246 vevts w bottle. Sr POH SALE BY DRUGGI=TS. “a Dr KLINE Marvelous rwixes s. festored Nerve RESTORER | for all Bran Nenve Diseases. Owly swre cure for Nevoe Afections. Fis, Bpiiopsy, wie. INPALLIELE if taken 3 directed. Ne Feary after first day & wee, Treatise snd fo wish bottle free to Fit patients, they prying express charg: on bo when secrived, Bend names, P.O. aod express sddeess of sBictnd to DK LINE ou Arch i Pusiadelofis. Ps. $06 Drugcivte, BEWARE OF IMITATING F Gos. BAUGH’S PHOS 329 Contains the Life snd F se sre welll r Mend, « BK ¥ Dissolw Pure Animal Benes, ot «uy Low Prices. would sirprise farmers to know how very low (hey ess pro- cure theses brands direct from us, Bend your name wd address, snd we will mall you oor Phevphets Gelte. BAUGH & SOXN, 20 So, Del. Ave. Philada., Pa. WE WANT 1000 BOOK AGENTS 3 WILD INDIANS selling # Gen. DODGE end Gen. SHERMAN. The fastest ¥ v . sakes he wiidfive, and Apres Ha Grogs fa 2 promi, bok i Lave un positive reel} 88 thousands of oases of 18 standing Pave been coved. | in jis efoncy, hat J will together with a VALU ABLE to any sullever. DET. CE nN T S. Be s Positively the Best, wag, X.Y. ASK TANTED- Mn and womens to start 5 mow Duss. ems 8 their homes; bo pelding: WN sad comnts an Bw sade; sed Ma for tesies Sab dee and inet jous. OC. E BOWEN, © Qary Street, rockton, Mase VIBRATING TELEFIROME. " Crome splendid set slachion, Woven. Bitant remal for to pay —dbabd B00 puaranterd wo work sively en Nom thar itr COMPARE [3 Thelen), WY SRORCY ad, Constrateed on prin ‘oe vibration. we Uheee meats tal der to the Beli Telepieome will ortright 8 complete priv tine. | tae only PRACTICAL wed RELI ARLE pon electric Tehaphane ade, Sd warranied te oroniy wrfumde : AGRNDE om ! wake lmmense profits and i werk they can do. Ne precom ype rience required. Where ee Rents pdered Meer for priveoepuse. Cloeulies H. T. JORNSOR, 108 8 Division Bt. Bufais XT. iyme A + or | RCTS man the trath about soNEs. Ped Te om paper end vpn of pee Uv. 8 he AXDARD $60.5 TON WAGON SCALES. Rid Freie a WORLDS WONDERS and 0M <u Me Eapedition. head hm. oul Co. ' a, cTIONS nd . Th. 3 os We. CARDS Boome Poti RD 55" Gemirbrons- Oma. % x ABIT son Win
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