eros
Jridwum is a metal which is iikely to
have much more extensive employment
than it now enjoys, Hitherto it has
been chiefly used in ailoy with osmium
lor tipping gold pens. But an American
manufaeturer has discovered that
y fasng the metal at a white heat, and
‘
Reo Sr
TRADE ave] MARK
STAR ON
STAR
\
bility is being improved in many ways.
Agate, which has hitherto been empioy-
ad for fine chemical balances, is now
d is not so liable to cateh
or break. Hypodermic needles for sur-
experiments with the object of plating
that suoh vessels will be very useful in
many chemical operations,
Not a Trace.
Dr. D. F. Pennington, D, D, B., 536
West Fayette street, Baltimore, Mary-
and, states that he has personally used
the Red Star Cough Cure and in his
family, and has found it a prompt and
sure remedy for coughs and colds. No
bad results of other cough remedies.
Not a trace of opium or morphia.
A dutmgushed NewYork neutrologist
is preparing a paper on trance spontane-
ous and bLypnotie, mm which be lays
down the principle that complete uncon-
human brain daring life.
ness msy be so nearly complete that
what is going on; but he believes that
sleep dreams occur, slthough too indis-
tinet to be remembered. Sometimes,
op the other hand, one is conscious of
having dreamed on waking up, but can
recall nothing of the nature of the phen-
omenon,
mass
The curious theory
there were two kinds of primitive mole-
cules of matter, living and non-living,
and that no particle of living matter
ever dies, “bids fair,” says a biologist,
writing to La Nature,
verified by modern investigation with
the microscope. It has been proved by
actual optical analysis that the nitimate
vital factors of animal and vegetable
cells are indestructible, aml they have
been kept in pure water for ten years in
structure or appearance, This nllimate
diameter,”
sens —————
less persons have rested their heads,
may be removed by making a paste of
earth, and laying 1t on the steins with-
off, and the spot, unless it be a very old
one, will have disappeared.
new the application,
you will flod it an insufferable burden.
WisnANTED PURELY VEGEIADLE
2 The best cxire (or Liver snd B 1s
TR Conpisints, Oowtivenesss, Hesdacha,
Diemaess and Dyspepsia Av a
Hiood Parifier and spring Madicine
oy Ni C.amiity
= abould be withoul of the =
Berasrd Vesrstablie vila in the house,
Price 3: oonts st Droge or by
LR coall. Samples seni rags. Address
USTARDT »% & OO, 88 Marosr SL, Nes York
n—— oT
The finest tonic for nervaus poopie is Houser
Bitters, which re perfect di.
and the
fanctions by the liver bowels,
tone throagh
eran
aa
fonds Dealer
Absolutely
Free from Opiates, Emetios and Poisons.
A PROMPT, SAFE, SURE CURE
For Coughs, Sere Throat, Honrsoneas, Influenza,
Colds Bronchitis, Croup, Whosplng Cough,
Asthma, Quinsy, Palos in Chest, and other
affections of the Throat and Lungs.
Price BO cents a Bottle, Sold by Draggista and Deal
ers. Furties unable to tnduee their dealer (0 prompily
get ts for Mem will ve tion butties Bxpress charges
paid, by sending onc d ¢io
THE CHARLES A, VOUFLER COMPARY,
Bale Owners and Mannfat
turers
Mar: land, T 8 A,
Haltimere,
“How To TRAVEL,” is the title of a
little book just out.
money to travel with is the most serious
question of this flitting season.
in San Fancisco.
made to ‘go’ whatever may happen fo
the Chinese.
A ————————————
was lately teen in a coat of primary
color,
ary cousideration,
but the pants that makes the man.
om ————
An Artistic Humorous Gem,
The Baltimore
American humor and one which will
tributed
{ Nearly ull
free throughout America.
the humorists and comic
artists of the country are reprecented
J. Bardette, Burlington ‘Hawkeye;
¥. H. Gssaway, “Derrick Dodd,” Ban
Francisco **Post:” 0. B. Lewis,
Quad,” Detroit **Free Press;”
Huntley, ‘‘3poopendyke.” O sie P, Read,
Arkansaw *‘[raveler;” BRB. K. Muukit.
{ trick, of “Pack,” and others, The
book in question 1s the unique
is styled the B& Jocobs OJ Family
Calendar and Book of Health
Hamor for 1885. While it has been
gotten up primarily
purposes, it is so replete with original
that the business featore
secondary one,
19
Twelve million copies
arge
uishel through the medium of drug-
gists. It has been printed in a number
of languages and for diflerent countries.
The press of Great Britain and Aus
tratia 38 unsnimous im praising the
merit and originality of its contents.
| The illustrated sketches are intersperse d
with testimonials as to the merits of the
wonderful pain-cure, St. Jacob's O.,
| the only remedy which received gold
| medals at the Worlds Fairs of Australia,
Indis soa other countries. The B.d
Star Cough Cure, 8 new discovery in
medicin +, bas also space devoted to if,
ent medical authorities, aopalytioal
chemists, chief officers of state and mu-
{ nicipul governmeuts have all testified
! not on'y to the curative ¢flcots of this
| narcotics, opiates and poisons, which
suter so largely wto the composition of
old time preparations, The former edi
tractive, but in the present Instance
both publishers sud contributors seem
| and best in American humor.
os ss I A053
edge leads to woe.
or portant.
baggage cXpresage aod $2 carriage Hire and Slop
at ine vrand Uston Hotel, opposite Gragg Cen
tral Depot,
80 ce.ant rooms, tied up Al A cost of one
mibon doliars $1 ani upwards per
Eoropean Pian, Elevator. Kesisurant supplied
wih the best, Horse cars, Sages anil slevaied
railroad to all depots, Families can live Letier
i for jess money at the Grand Union Hotel than st
| any other Brat-class hote! 10 Whe City.
AAA SU NUIT I
spoonful of lemon juice, a quarter of a
dram of powdered borax, and half a
dram of five sugar. M x together, and
let them stand a week in a glass bottle;
then rub a little on the face and hands
at night,
Two srynes of consolation, —A man’s
~*"Just what I expected.” A woman's
~*] told you how it would be.”
Brrors the wedding day she was dear
and he was Lier treasure; but afterward
she became dearer and he treasurer,
TuzSpeakerof the House is 1
known as the chair, so io» sraaneily
he is sat down on so often.
Pretty Women.
ladies who would retain freshness and vie
vacity. Don't fall to try “ Wells’ Health Renewer,”
a A—————
We love in others what we lack our-
solves, and would be everything but
what we are,
other
New York, and sold by ail
tonie;
Yo teil men that they oannot help
themselves is to fling them into reckless-
a8 & preventive agains lover
intermittent fevers, ihe Pore
Elixir of Calisaya” made by ho,
a forer
and from or
other sickness, it has no eqaal
a ———————
ness and dewpalr,
Fraver Axile Uresse,
een ea oot MA
Its to lear
a & good thing caution by
a Se a —__Ss rb
Downright Cruelty.
To permit yourself and family to
“Suffer 1"
With sickness when it can be prevented
und curved so easily
With Hop Bitters!!!
Having experienced a great deal of
“Trouble!” from indigestion, so much so
that I came near losing my
Life!
My trouble always came after eating any
Fo] vm
However light
And digestivle,
For two or three hours at a time [ had to
go through the most
Excruciating pains,
“And the ouly way I ever got”
“Relief!”
‘Was by throwing up all my stomach con-
tained. No one can conceive the pains
that I bad to go through, until
“At last?"
1 was taken! “So that for three weeks I
| lay in bed and
Could eat nothing |
My sufferings were so that I called two
doctors to give me something that would
{ stop the pan; their
i Efforts were no good to me,
At last I heard a good deal
“About your Hop Bitiers|
And determined to try them.”
Got a bottle—in four hours I took the
contents of
Onel
seen a
“Bick 1”
Hour, from the same canse since.
I have recommended it to hundreds of
others. You have no such
vadvocate as I am,” —Geo.
| Allston, Boston, Mass.
Columbus Advocate, Texas, April 21,
Kendall,
EI
ters, and find they are good for any com-
| plaint, The best medicine [ ever used in
| my family. H. TALENER,
on the willie label.
| staff woh “Hop” or “Hop” In heir name.
A SuxpAY school teacher naked a little
“Yes,” said the tittle girl, “two
times.” *“I'wo times! Why, how could
that be?’ exclaimed the teacher,
| didn't take the first time,” said the lit
i tie gurl,
| tized,
se ————
“Waar country is this?" “This?
Why, this is America,” *‘Ahb, yes;
Americs, the ssylum for the poor and
{ oppressed of all nations,” “No, not of
! all nations,” “What nation is excepled,
I'd like to know?” “Why, America.”
Youxo ladies who will
when they have a chance, Miss it,
doubt of it,
| When one accepts an offer she generally
| Mrs, it, too,
No
———
Ar tae Sgarise Big — Newcomer—
| “Yes, they seem to be having a good
| time, but don’t they hurt themselves
| by falling so frequently? The floor 1s
| very hard.”
“Habitue—* Yes, but the skaters are
{ very soft.”
A Blessing to Women.
of Branswick,
suffered very much with
cid nes Using several bottles of
Hosts [ Kideey and Laver] REMEDY Miss
i LO WOIDAn
Cartis
vel 13 8 read Dhessing
‘all kidoey disease
It is a bold statement to say that any
ne is “pever kpown to fail,” but it
sated pphaticaily OF tae proprietors of
Hust's [Kidoey and Liver] REMEDY.
his me ‘ ) fic for diseases of
} eye, liver aml bindder, and has a
ion of thirty years standing.
the ia
ey
any
Arnon, Mass, May 1883,
“Ope bottle of Huxt's [Kiduey and
Liver] REMEDY helped, and two complete.
y cured me of kKiduey disease, and severe
pains in back asd sides.’ '—James Cueney,
with J. W. Goodman, Billiard Table Maun-
{aciurer.,
ec ————
Hypocrisy becomes a necessity for
those who live scaudalously.
Low Prices For Balter.
The New York Tribune in its market
| report, explained why some butter is
soid for such low prices, In spesking
| of butter it said: “Light colired goods
| are very hard to disp.se of aud several
cents,” If butter makers would get
| the top price, they should use the Ime
proved Butter Color, made by Wells,
[iichardson & Co., Burlington, Vi,
prove aud preserve the butter.
——— A I MS
The reproaches of enemies should
uicken us to duty, and not to keep us
from it.
A Barberous Rhyme.
Lather me lightly and speak to me low,
Oh, mterrogative barber mine;
And I will for ive if to make my hair
grow,
You use magic Oarboline,
rss MI SII
Every unpleasant feeling is a sign
jiat 1 have ucome untzue to my reso-
utions,
—————————
CONSUMPTION CURED.
“Now, mies," said ihe cashier to Lis
my dear?”
“All ready, my love.” |
“Got the boodle safe?” |
“All safe,’
“What kind of a dress 1s that you
have on?”
“It's a pull-back.”
“A pull-back! Good heavens! the |
idea of your thinking we can escape to
Canada while you wear a dress like |
| that! Don’t you see I've got on a cuta- |
| way coat? Go and put on a dress with « |
sloping train, sud your Lat with a flya-
way feather. We must take every pre- |
caution setting out on such a journey,” |
adumbrant meshes of
sunbeams melted |
| through the leaves and dipped in span- |
| gles of gold upon the brown black mo-
| quetrie of shadows that led to the |
i
“Ix
BOFT,
| sieved
silver the
| ragged edge of the curb where a fragile
| little fragment of humanity lay mosn |
| ing.” i
| “That's all right enough,” said the |
|
managing editor, “but it’s a little too
| long. Make it shorter.”
| “But what shall I say?” asked the |
i blonde reporter,
{ “Oh, I'd just say, ‘Hennessey Mul-
| cahey’s little boy Pat fell into an open
| sewer and broke his nose,’ That will
| do.”
A panty of “Michigan painters” (car- |
| dinal) being in Washington at the time
| of the monumental celebration went out |
| one day on a curiosity hunt. They
reached the Treasury Department and
| told the gmide that they were looking
! for curiosities,
“I'tl show you ons,”
| with a twinkling eye.
| please,”
he remarked
opened a door of a room in which were
parently very busy. said: ‘Bee that
| man over yonder—the one who is at
work,”
| “We do,” responded the expectant
| “painters,”
“Well, he's a cunosity,” was ail ihe
guide sad,
It was enough, for the man in the
| corner was the only one of the thirty
| who wasn't enjoying himsell in sumpt-
| nous kileness.
Far Cosromen—*‘See here, I don’t
| believe that last can of French peas
| you sold me was imported at all.”
© Grocer—*‘ Indeed it was, mam, I
bought them direct from the importer.”
“Jt can't be. Why French peas are
always a beautiful green and these were
a sort of pale yellow, There must be
| some mistake,”
“No, mam, the pess sre all right, but
you know they had a great deal of ehol-
| era over in France last year and that
| accounts for the lack of the gieen color
youn generally find.”
* Oh, goodvess mel What had the
cholera to do with those peas?”
“It put up the price cf copperas.”
Uscie Joux—*"Well, Jimmy, have
yon enjoyed yourself to-day?”
Jimmy—*No, I haven't, I've had
miserable day,”
Uncle John-
is that?”
Jimmy-—*"Aunt Betsey told me
eat all the dinner 1 wanted; and I could
"
not,
a
“Miserable day? How
“Tenner thing, that attempt to
blow ap Giadstone, wasn't it?” said one
cow county delegate to another at Bac-
ramento the other dsy. “Awful, aw-
ful.” said the other statesman, wilh a
' shudder. “1 wonder which of us they
| will go after next”
Tue spiritualists Lave already begun
| to make Longfellow talk the awfallest
| grammar and the most unspeakably in
| famous doggerel that ever made a live
| man shadder. Being dead, we suppose
| be can stand it, but it does seem as
| though his neirs, executors, sdministra-
| tors and sssigns ought to black up and
bang some of the medinms,
| "You sum to have all kinds of drinks
| behind your bar, ipcludmg beef tea,
| and if my eyes do not deceive me 1 see
‘yenst’ on a card.”
“0! eourse you do.”
“Who drinks that?”
“How green you arel Fellows who
| want to raise money, to be sure.”
i
Pierce's “Pleasant PPurgative Pellets, ™
Positively Popular; Provoke Praise; Prove
Priceless, Peculiarly Prompt; Pe bly
Potent; Producing Permanent Profit
Precluding Pimples and Pustules;
motiog Purity a
Petty. P!
Procure Plenty.
Patronizing Plerce
—————
He who would eat the kernel must
tells you what a thing is not.
SIA
That the very best blood purifier and spribg |
hab it cures serofuls, salt Kheum, boils, pio- |
ples, and all other diseases of the blood,
That it cures billousnesy, Indigestion, dyspepsis, |
That the body 18 now more susceplible 0 beuett |
from medicine than al any othe * SORSON
“1 wah troubled with disease of the Kidneys lve
years, and wis : rged to try Hood's Barsapari la.
Afier taking half a bottle | felt greatly reived,
my appetite bax never been so good, snd 1 sleep i
0. Cosapox, Bariingion, Vi
Hood’s Sarsaparilla.
“For years | suffered from indigestion, Leng ;
would get up with & very tired feeling. A
taking only part of & b itie of Hood's Barsapuriiia
I slept well dnst felt refreshed on waking, Hood's |
Rarsapari ia bas done me more good 1-4 anyiuing
lve.” Mus HD. WixaNe, Jackson, Mich,
“Hood's Sarsaparilis has been of marked bene.
fit to me, 1 have renewed wy sirengih; my appe-
tite is good: I teel bke & different person.” Mus
A, P. Procror, Marblehead, Mass, i
“For over a year 1 had two running sores on my |
neck. 1 took Hood's Sarsapariila and am entirely
cured.” C, E. Loveioy, Lowell, Mass, :
That wo overcomes that extreme tired fosling
there is nothing equal to Hood's is
Tust ibis 8 wonderfol medicine for restoring
wiood,
That 1 purities, viializes sad evrichos the
That delays sre dangerous—now is te Une 10
#1 can recommend Hood's Sarsaparifia io oli a
a sale, pure medicine It cured me «Ff lerribie
tn her neck which had been anced twee” MR
Y
Purifies the Blood.
“When in the spr ng 1 fei ai ron down sad
much debilyated, | found Hood's Sarsapariis {ost
the medicine 10 build me up. My wile aise, afler
much physical prestration, found in 4s use Rew
iife and fasting benefit, Upon our Lite girl, Who
hiood sud restoring ber 10 good besith. Hood's
Barsapariila deserves our highest phaise, ano
EB G. Srearron, Bwianpscoil, Mask
“1 nave used Hood's Barsaparilis for billious-
eat remedy for has complaint”
J. W. Assor:, Manchester, N. iL
Maude only
100 Doses One Dollar.
Soild by all druggists, $1; mx for $5 Made only
by C. L. HOOD & CO., Apothecsries, Lowell, Maas,
100 Doses One Dolla.
A mean Chinaman now takes the part |
of Washee- Washee in “The Danites,”
Real drunkards, confidence men and
murderers have s fine future before
as no doubt 1t will,
WaEx photographers hold a debate |
the decision is invariably rendered in |
favor of the negative,
DOES
WONDERFUL
CURES OF
hi
KIDNEY DISEASES ue
D
LIVER COMPLAINTS, o
Beesuse it acts on the LIVER, BOWELS and
a. "KIDSXEYS at the same Lime.
Beosuse it cleanses the system of the poison.
ous Bumors that develope in sey and Uri.
sary Disosses, THlioustoes, Js
ton, Mies, or in Haoeumatism, Heournlgis, Ney.
vous Disorders and all Female Complaluts
EW SOLID FROOF OF THIER
IT WILL SURELY CURSE
CONSTIPATION, PILES,
. and RHEUMATISM,
By osusing PRER ACTION of all the crgans
snd functions, thereby
CLEATISING the BLOOD
restoring (he normal power to throw off discsse.
THOUSANDS OF CABES
of the worst forms of these terrible disenses
have been uiekly relieved, and (oo short me
PERFECTLY CURED.
PRICE, $1. LIQUID OR DRY, SOLD BY BEUGCISTS,
Try oan be sent by mall,
WELLS, RICIARDBON & Co., Durliagton, Vi
a
bend snap for Diary Almont a
hk remedy OORGing no Dpsrions rugs
ATARR Ely'sCream Balm
when applied indo the no.
7
ATTY RE
IH Boo TEUOLS
infamreston,
H the membrane
Sirom Trosh oolds, Coole
2 ietely heals the sores and
estores the Senses of
taste, smell sid hearing.
itis
ROT A LIQUID OF BRUPP.
A few appliestions ro.
wwe, A Uorough real
voend wii
virus,
ho
ERS, Dragons. Owego, KN, ¥
ELY BROTH
i
i
sa ses ARERBRER BREN
. LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S - .
VEGETABLE COMPOUND
sss A PORITIVE CURE FOR ***
All theses painfal Complainis
# and Wesknossow 50 ommmen *
snes sfpourbmi®eesss
** FEMALE POPULATION, * *
Prooe £1 In Dguid, pil or lorenge form,
* ITs purpose fe ay
disease and the velief of im,
it chaime to do, ihonsands oF iadior a
* 11 will cuye entirely all Ovarian troubies, Inflamm.
thom and | bration, Failiag and Displacespenis, and
61 a] Wonk mons, and is particularty adn
of Bo the Uhaage of Life Ba he '
* It removes Paintoes Piateeney, destroys craving
for mimalante, and Tetioves Weaken of the Stomech.
ne, Hendnches, Nervous Prostralicn,
ity, § } snd Indi
, one pais,
br _n
asm, for pamphlet. o
a— saie ts,
-- wrod, For sisat Sr -e
sar aENS
"SEE EEE EEE
* Bend stassp to Lyon
rete
LADIES. Po otemrn of satin. stamped roads fof
roe or Sin ie. I ELAN, Piisbeld Mass
0 AP re
kinds of ;
on
” 246 vevts w bottle.
Sr POH SALE BY DRUGGI=TS. “a
Dr KLINE
Marvelous rwixes s.
festored
Nerve RESTORER
| for all Bran Nenve Diseases. Owly swre
cure for Nevoe Afections. Fis, Bpiiopsy, wie.
INPALLIELE if taken 3 directed. Ne Feary after
first day & wee, Treatise snd fo wish bottle free to
Fit patients, they prying express charg: on bo when
secrived, Bend names, P.O. aod express sddeess of
sBictnd to DK LINE ou Arch i Pusiadelofis. Ps.
$06 Drugcivte, BEWARE OF IMITATING F Gos.
BAUGH’S
PHOS 329
Contains the Life snd F se
sre welll r
Mend, « BK ¥ Dissolw Pure
Animal Benes, ot «uy Low Prices. would
sirprise farmers to know how very low (hey ess pro-
cure theses brands direct from us, Bend your name
wd address, snd we will mall you oor Phevphets Gelte.
BAUGH & SOXN, 20 So, Del. Ave. Philada., Pa.
WE WANT 1000 BOOK AGENTS
3 WILD INDIANS
selling
# Gen. DODGE end Gen. SHERMAN. The fastest
¥ v .
sakes he wiidfive, and Apres
Ha Grogs
fa 2 promi,
bok
i Lave un positive reel}
88 thousands of oases of 18
standing Pave been coved. |
in jis efoncy, hat J will
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to any sullever.
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rockton, Mase
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ortright 8 complete priv tine.
| tae only PRACTICAL wed RELI
ARLE pon electric Tehaphane ade,
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oroniy wrfumde
: AGRNDE om
! wake lmmense profits and
i werk they can do. Ne precom ype
rience required. Where ee Rents
pdered Meer for priveoepuse. Cloeulies
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108 8 Division Bt. Bufais XT.
iyme A + or | RCTS man
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