Advertising Cheats! come so common to begin an article egant, interesting style, hen run iti advertisems nto Som ut that we 1 all such, “And simply call attention to the merits of Hop By itters in as plain, honest terms as possibl Min le, 1: luce pecple of . I thelr HQ any thing cise.’ 0 give them one trial, which so proves that they will never u * . Fhe Remedy so favoral ly noticed in all the cular, is y sale, and is supplanting all re is no denying the virtues of the Hop nd the poprietors of Hop Bitters have qt shrewdness and ability . * . unding a medicine who we virt ues are © to every one's observation.’ Did She Die? wered and suf! ime for years ig her no good t was cured by this Hop Father alors say i : $ Xr .} is Getting We otter f wer 1 ith Ho; p or Hoy i in their IN CASH GIVEN AWAY ATTENTION, SMOKERS | contestants for the 25 premiums AgRregat- above amount, offered by Blackwell's Dur. Tobacco Co., must observe the following tions on which the premiums are to be ied: All bags must bear our original Durham labe ot 8. Revenue Stamp, and ‘otice. The bags must be done up rkage with name and address <r of bags contained plain ie outside, Charges m ist be at closes November 30th. All pack- ” ed Deox snber } Isl, and ¢ iader than De: -m ' y a reside, send wey ne ¥ Xs ; by wail that you bave p the mt imber of bags sent, All Nasr amBo yy ot wir package, ne 80. » vd bod ard yo ~~ WE aE 3 8 : . Bi ACKWELL'S DURHAM TOBACCO Co., Duvanax, N.C. Every genuine package has picture of Bull, SJ Bee our next An Old Soldier's EXPERIENCE. # Calvert, Texas, May 3, 1282. “1 wish to express my appreciation of the valuable qualities of iy s Cherry Pectoral 1 remedy, s with Chmrehill’s artny, just bafore thas t atti of Vieksburg, I contracted a se- vera cold, which terminated in a dangerous eangl. 1 found no relief till on our march wa came $0 8 country store, where, on asking for o remedy, I was urged 10 try AYER'S #H ¥ PECTORAL. ‘1 4id so, and was rapidly eured. Since : I Lave kept the PECTORAL constantly by for family use, and I have found it to be uabl lo remedy for throat and lung ai LABEOE, J. WW, Wmuriey,” incement. "$3 anno Hes nonsands of testimonials certify to the ot cure of all bronchial and lang tiene, by the use ot AVER'S CHERRY § Being very palatable, the young: iirey take it readily. PREFADED BY 30:0. 0uAyir dco, LSwel, Mass, 14 5% All Drugeists, ——————. ., Tl ;m FOIL BEFAL HELP Women MEN pi: NERVOUS: ARE LAUK VITAL ENERGY. The HOWARD GALVANIC SITIELD and war other Klecits Galvanls asd Mag Hignees cure Nervous Debdlity, Pa reisaia, ata tie, Lowe of Vital Koorgy, Overworked Henin, Lames Resk. Kid Liver, ah Compieints, Male and Po male ete. ete. Thay sre the vary heist improvemasis Afferent from belts, . pada girdles nod other devises powtt Lively ponaraie contisucus ower rents, without acids, cansing no lrrk tation of the skin. Can be wors of work as well ae at redlanly notioe. alle in the wearer, Power reguisied to meet the differant stages of all die emses. Those for Men ly 88 ones remeh he seat of Juscamw, as they wet di. toatl pups the Yorvrous, Massalar and Generative Coatres, speedily roster. log vitalitpeewtioh ie Rlestriciogy o Aranined fromm the system by etossses / ar isdisrvetions, and thas in & Nets weal way crerceme All wenk nem without drugeing the vomanh, We tarnien abaolate proof to oh TE Ty PERO in u J line. trated Pamphil-t pod th " for MEN ONLY, et EADIE ONLY. MEN. sont sealed far 4 py - pomtage, PRICES Every Sppiianes an warranted as represented, from 84 AMERICAN GA GALVANIC CO., up 1103 Chestuut 8t., Philada., Pa. Ask for at Murray's Drog store, CE DBUTYS it 8 il write or = Dekormides, Oo Sar address, Contra) Nod, Vuocowor wo wells A WANTE NAXITED SALESMEN roizu the sale of our NEW FRUITS AND SPECIALTIES} ! together with a full line of NURSERY STOCK. Previous experience not cssentinl, #3 LIVE, ACTIVE MEN EARN GOOD WAGES, For terms a. Foor, full name, nge and referen KOTHE & THOMAS, West Chester, Penn's. ® TILE LAST GASP, General Sheridan tells a very interest ing story about the last campaign against Lise, and the incidents of the surrender. It will be remembered that he headed off captured eleven trains of supplies which were waiting for him there. When Lee found out that he had no stores or am- munition for his army, and that his re- treat was out off, ho sent a flag of truce, which Custer received and conducted to Sheridan. The two armies laid on their arms waiting for Grant, who was on his way to the front. In the meantime Sheridan and some of his stafl started to ride over toward Ap- pomattox Court House, when they were fired upon by a regiment of rebels half concealed among some underbrush. The General and Lis party waved their hats toward the place where the shots came from, and made all sorts of demonstra. tions to silence the unexpested and mys- terions attack, but to no purpose Finally, the Confederate officer who brought the flag and Major Allen, Sheridan's staff, rode over to seo wh at} the matter was. They found a South Carolina regi- ment, whose colonel, in a grandiloquent | tone, informed them that the war wasn't] over, and that he and his regiment did not recognize the Ice to make terms for peace. Gawd, sir,” exclaimed this gallant John. ny, ‘South Carolinians never render!” i “Bal The two officers rode back Sheridan, the situation, over in the brush which hadn't got nd “mm bugler him to go over there a Custer ordered his to sound rest. a perfect Spring day-and the sight of! hair as their banner, dashing at full gal- both armies. Meantime Sheridan had reached Court House, where he Cion 3 Gordon, recently Senator from Georgia, and General Wilcox, who had been his | classmate at West Point, but whom he | bad not seen for many ‘years. Wilcox! has since been doorkeeper of the United States Senate. While this party were sittir steps of the cour Bowe, chatting familiarly over the situation, heavy musketry wag heard in the distance Gordon looked up in anxiety and alarm, and aged ont: of his aids to ride over in that direction and find out what it meant. i” Nove yon mind, General,” said Sheri- dan. “fi's all right. I know what it Cader is there having some fun with a South Carolinian who never wnrre nders. Gordon insisted upon sending” the officer to stop the fight, but hefore he got there the doughty col- our! had presented Custer with a very wach battered sword. It was tho last! gasp of the /\rmy of Northern Virginia. | — —— gp met g on the means. over TEUBYING A COSSACK. § A Cossack wode up to the door of a} ittle inn at Braile, dismounted, drank a! succession of glasses of brandy, and then made a sliow of remounting his horse. | 'm 1¢ landlord remanded him that he had paid. for his drink. The Cossack, with a heavy sigh, drew out his dirty purse and began fumbling for a coin, when ‘ais horse gave a sndden snort and fell 10 the gronnd. The Cossack was in despair ; he did everything he could to raise the beast npon its legs, bat all was in vain. “He is dead! Heis dead!” cried out. in chorus a number of by-| standera, who had been attracted to the! #pot by the accident. The poor Cos.) nck wonld not believe it. The erowd, | know ig that a Cossack's horse is his| own property, and that the loss of the | animal would be a terrible blow to the owner, began to make a collection, in| order to mitigato his sufferings as far as possible. Even the landlord was tonched, forgot his bill, and presented the be- reaved man with another glass of brandy, refasing any pay. The Cossack lifted up his saddle, slung his lance over his shoulder, dropped a farewell tear over the faithful beast, and walked sorrow. fully away. When he was about 1,000 paces disiant he suddenly stopped, turued ronnd and gave a long shrill whistle, Af the sound of the well-known signal the horse sprang up, neighed a friendly answer and darted off with a lightning speed to his grinning owner. The Cossack was soon on his back, making significant symbols of thanks to the assembled crowd for their generosity and sympathy. In a» few minntes he was ont of sight, and the landlord of the krotichma was loudly registering his vow that he would never again trust a Consock. li not It is in the nature of exasperation gradually to concentrate itself. The sincere antipaty of a dog towards cals in general necessarily takes the form of in- dignant barking st the neighbor's black eat which makes daily trespass; the bark at imagined cats, thengh a frequent ox. ercise of the eanine mind, is yet com. paratively feeble, pn — un LL) of neal, comfortable shoe, Doll's, new shoe store, Bellef nte, is the place, Special line of gent’s shoes. EDUCATED TRAMPS, A gentleman who has given much time to relief in Chicago has oted the faot that a large proportion of ho for leation work applications hed edueation, {ramp who returned wep kfust in five modern epented the Yord's latin and Hebrow. aid are persons of Ho mentions a thanks for his languages and in Groek, This poor fellow to beg, and did not know Simila ht be nultiplied. Undoubtedly a superior r edu- of getting a It is often said that a superior does not prevent a man from an workshop or on the farm, be admitted that it is the world to see a college down tol educated | oli prayer vas ashamed 10w to work. instances mig sation 18 inferior value in wing. deation ' ‘ ; _aboring 1n men are all on the and intellectual 1b affairs be con- fg an Argun ent against a superior Oocu} of is not to + fanlt is in pablie books opiuiou, {ext anual a Ls, Tl ere seems to be a gennine breaku Bp in the Republican party in Wiscon First comes the ringing letter of ex Con. grest man Thad, Pond, NOW we are informed that two Eopublican cidors of the state. Co 3. Bove avd John H., M Grego eels red they ean MeGiregor was one of large from Wisconsin to Convention in 1800 that oln ‘or President and has gontlsman of mnel Lhiera he 54 Blaine f ent forin the Cleveland tid: and other N or Bot 8HOH0 IR A BOUBA ree i iid aloof from be! Chi iy Lie cannot Any other » the peculiarity of the] each of which repre-| Tel ) working pled the « .. nese TAs in Danish Nortl graph | rthern adi are from 1d characters ori guage, and | wWoodon | wry Chr lan provided of oBae ilave a fo r ench tise, On one ck i La hee HATA and on the wenting the ol or is cut or! other end Rractar, in al OT TEpros The in pam | number | the other the message { or receives the message | takes the black of each mitted and proper Ch hus a Chinese Hid % and forwarded to The ding operstor, of requires to know the the characters or have them with stampa with ted idd Nias character Ol is translated Chinese charters agnin is ination. gen Cone, numerical equivalent of ® found for hin —— A A—— DUST IN THI EYE, bit of dust gets in | fora When, in traveling, a it best to as the tears the eve, is remain quiet may wash it away ;| time to time by attempting to open tb ol eve. Blowing the nossa violently assists the operation. The head of a pin, covered | with the end of a pocket-handkerchief | snd moistened with saliva, may be moved | about between the eveball and evelid, | and will detach the intrnder if not too firmly fixed. Another plap is to got al fellow travelsr to raise the eyelid with his fingers, aud then gently wi pe the red oistened pocket-handkerchiel, or remove the! foredgn body if he can see it A littl piece of paper twisted to a point is use. | A drop of olive oil or castor oil troduced into the eve will often allay a {pain and intolerance of light produced » in- st A AAI Wm THE ORANGE TREE The orange tree is the longest lived) fruit tree known. It is reputed to have attained the age of three hundred yours, and it has been known to have flo arished and borne fruit for more than a hundred years. No fruit tree will grow and pro-| duce fruit so well under rough treat | iment. It commences io bear the third! or fourth year after budding, and by the | {fifth year it will produce an abun lant | crop, but its yield will increase gradu. | { ally under favorable circumstances, and] iprodactive trea. The early growth of {the orange ia quite rapid, and by the | tanth year it will have increased moore than in the next fifty years, so far as ita breadth and hight are concerned ; but {its age multiplies its fruit stems greatly, and an old tree will sometimes bear geveral thousand omuges. A MATHEMATICAL CALOULATION, Somebody of a mathemationl turn, with noth ng better to do, has made the fol- lowing computation, which is curious, if not essentially correct. He says that a German mile--about five English miles —orminine 25,858 feet ; a square German mile contains, therefore, 608,500 square) feet. The saperficial area of the Lake of | Constance being eight and a half Ger- rian square miles, therefore contains 5,- 682,000,000 square feet. There are living tive surface of the globe at this mo- ment, in round numbers, about 1,430,- 000,000 human beings. Let every man have four square feet allotted to him, and if the lake were frozen over, the whole buman family might find standing room upon its surface. Should the weight prove too great, the ice break, and the whole Inuman mee besubmerged, it would only rnise the level of the lake about wx inches, A A A —— He that gives good advice builds with one hand; he that gives good counsel and oxample, builds with both ; but he that gives good admonition and bad ex- ample builds with one hand and pull Aorvets With the ollier. The three on ots of discanes are the how. 0'8, £20 skin and the kidneys, Regulate their action | vith ¥ o best purifying ton. i of all descript rder. Indigestion oul Stomach, Costiveness, Deficient Cl culition, angement Bystem. 5 I} Nervous Headache, and Blek {he bowels free eure ail fore gestive 87 ee Resdache; and by ke darhe, Bllious Ww a henithfual 8 Leaitind Ayer’s Pills. RED BY FRITA Dr.J.C.Ayer&Co., Lowell, Mass, y ail giets, DOES WONDERFUL CURES OF KIDNEY DISEASES LIVER COMPLAINTS, © ——— Because it acts on the LIVER, BOWELS and KIDXEYS at the same time, Neues 1t sloanses the system of ‘he pol ous humsore Wat doveiope in Kidney an nary Diseases, Plioueness, Jaundics, © ion, Piles, or in Racumstiem, Neuralgia, Here Yous Lipordsre and all Female Mr i EP BOLD ” ROOF OF THI IT WI nL SURELY CURLS CONSTIPATION, PILES, and RHEUMATISM, Py cansing YREE ACTION of all the organs and functions, thereby CLEANSING the BLOOD festcring ‘he normal power 10 throw off disease. THOUSANDS OF CASES of the forme of theas terrible diseases bave been quitikly Miieved, and in a short time § PERFECTLY CURED, PRICE, $1. LIQUID OR DRY, SOLD BY DRUGGISTS, Dry can be sent by mail, WRLIA, RICHARDSON & Co., Burlington, Vi. fond vamp for Diary Als pune: fon Td. OE DNEY-WORET CONSTIPATION! There is no medium through which disezse so often attacks the system a8 by Constipation, and there is no other ill flesh is heir to more apt to be neglected, from the fact material inconvenience may not be immediate- ly feit from {irregular action of the bowels, When there is not regular action the retention of Qevayed and effele matter, with its poisonous geses, soon poisons the whole Syaiots by being absorbed into it, causi piles, fistula, headache, impure bi and many other serious affections. BURDOCK BLOOD BITTERS will Immediately relieve, and one bottle positively cure or relieve any case of Constipation, “Was troubled for a year with torpid liver and Hud gestion 3 and after STS hh TS first bottle revived me and the second cured me entirely."—J, 8, Williamson, Rochester, N. Y, A — —— WA KTED | Pe nergetic reiTabIe ye to well € Vines, Mlaruba, hg @®e. N AIA Jit ahd ¢4pen ae pas rind mes hot "Redes, LeCUARE & HERRICK Brighton, N. ¥ >» . A Priz thao aryihieog alee Th " ue, The bh to fortune EVERY LADY, lies & CHILD fond ale conta Tor postage and receive free s costly sof gonds which will heap yoo 19 more woney right away this world, AN of slither sex road WwW. R. 'BRACKBILL, Furniture and Sedding } TE es Gz 2 | OCK T oT PRICE ih Ii: all, mmm SULTS CK cf aclion BILL'S (Guaranteed. SONS St.,———————Bellefonte, Pa. BRA ——Rlectrie Light.—— LLY GOODS SHOWN Al IGH \§ ey iN 8 4% 2 TL BEEN SHEL TR CIRO Ge AON BS A ar TI PB so IIT DTT, 1. J PDO 5 Tad, HARDWARE STOVES. In addition t ir extensi of FARMERS, SyIL PRY & ACKSMITH SUD ICE € WOU 11 y i ii keating Stoves, We would es CROW NIN stock ar Cooks & R. y suggest in Heating Stoves the G GLORY, FORT ORANGE, EASTLAKE ANI WELCOME HOME, OR PIONEER In Ranges the VICTOR & APOLLA. Brick apd Grates on WILSON, tinin attention our ges; lie ecially EU GULA'I hand, McFARLANE novos t from Art at ivy Piurdock 1 3lood Bitvers, hve: TRUR Ros Am: Jott. Arup pp BOX Fead What a Patient says if it it: “The Parti les 1 puirehs ned from you in August “Te 10 Im LE :¥ that” f i They "did thetr wo utmost expectations, for 1 certainly did { expect that a habit of FOURTEEN YEARS’ RATION could be comp lelely gotten under con. 1 in be exceedingly short Lime of two onthe on anEL re you thei no false modesty will keep tne 1" all that | can in adding lo the snocess ich will rel ¥ crown sv beneficial a remedy.’ Above extract from a letter dated —W. Va Dec. 36, E1 The Pestillos are prepared snd sold only by the HARRIS REMEDY CO. WFC 306 % N. 10th, 8. ST. LOUIS, MO, Sant Frey 020 Lott's retnet 82, $ws noaths 36, res nosths 7, 6 SH tg oe ‘ S mm Fanted tor J ives of all the Prosi Age ns: o U. 8 Tie jargon, hes ren and best beok ever a tr lens Lan twice eur price, BITE BEST. || t rtont sel Yagwe oe Hy America lmwmenss profits ~ i § 3 hy 4 3nd BYRNES, ow H. 53 ligent people want it Any one ful ag ex Terms free, HAL tind Maine i. H 0» ® Ra UeSk wl th bi gure, No § gal Be Erad or if yo want busivess ich person of sliher sex. young OF be Uime they work, with pertical ars Lo i, Als ¢ rand, Maine, rr ithe w "ine Class Gold. vias fow fond 19 cel free = ee Ale re Powe gui We will t me or is wpa re § adap ted te both ng *w dude ng ht » Address BT ASON & Oc SIAMANG XID SHOES, | ‘THE MOST DURABLE MADE. J | | We the Best and carry 1 . wl { heapest i ine of & BOY'S FINE } County GLISH W AU KE ENP HAUST SHOES, ..cco0ene } Orisa bi SRHOES | y i tol0 mn Pr Automatic, Spark Aros 3 ted Portable Engive, with MIL 16 1% ATT 32 11 track and wars, © simuliapsotus head blocks, 2%. inch arbor, 2 changes sawyer cantrols fend dover and head blocks from one position. 50-inch solid saw, BO fi. Binch 4.ply belling, feed Delta, cant hoo wage, tightener, #le. Rig oon plete for operation, $1100 om cars. En. on skids, £100 Jess. Engine il barn slabs from the BAW two to ght foot long and eps i] stouin. Bend for catalogue 2. B. W, PAYNE & SONS, Manufacturers all styles Autos matic Engines from 210 300 H. P. Bhaliing, pullers, and hangers. Elmire, Ne Yn Bex 1497. BANITARION, Tivorside, Cale The dry climate cures, None, Thoot Luton, fall iden, 36 p., route, cost, free. MARRIAGE #RIEE 11 that the doubtful cortene or Beth i - Cini and git blading 8 Sth, Spur 35 DR. W WH 164 mm » Phe. sect seal (THIER »eyeust * io Jarrimm. CF eC tvaltation sas and P a, a DOWNS’ ELIXI N. H. DOWNS’ Vegetadle Balsamic ELIXIR Yor the core of 0 Lhe € over set : ond CERES WHIRE ALL ELSE FAILS, Cough Eyrup, Test good Use in me. Sold hy droggists. HE COMPLETE HOME. Sees sk, New edition «New binding New Tens fre » new designs Superbly gotten wp, Same low gion Adept clprnet wile 51 signt, Apests Asing big werk. Fa BLLENT Taems, The handscsnest prospects ewer 4 umd Apply now BRADLEY. GARRETSON & Co, 66 Werth ah 8t. Philadel. phita, Fa. Also other gram Apr books sod Bites, dvand Pay for Agents. L100 te 300 por me, sande sell ing our Grand New starli #mem ows and en St Tiel ar a Write wd OC Meturdy & Co, i Lilsdelphia, Ps. and all disouson of the Throat, Cheat, sod Tamgs, Tusll oases where this Kilxir Is es used its effioncy $6 at onos meniferted, code vineing the most incredulous that CONSUMPTION is pot loeuralde, if properly stiended to. At ts commenootnent It Is bat a slight Irvite Hon of (he membrana which covers (he Lang, then an inflammation, when the cough le rather dry, Joos] fever and the pulses mors frequent, the chorks flushed and chills more common, This ROVS HE EERYOUSR DERLITE sreunie weakness nod 8s our, fad Reo. sours Gimepees, balS oh fl phoreiolane, from youth ful edleore thon, we free induipency, and eter brain work, De pot peppers ve while soe enemies Terk In your ia Avoid being Sage ous ohsine of Thoen - rewired Fakes rromedy hat ha cured thousands, anf doe Bot Io. tories with stiention Dee of combs pain of Tne vopwnon, Fowolel on bob entife padiosd prisciples. Growing a faver ani repute them, Dirvet appiisstion ve the ora onion 118 £00 IMPOTENCY. THT anted ted for over B years oy use in thon sants of canes. ain. | [fi cee TRIAL PACKACE. I— SEND ADDRESS REME MARRY aa E RE file whi waniad wee given Saks
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