Advertising Cheats!
come so common to begin an article
egant, interesting style,
hen run iti advertisems
nto Som ut that we
1 all such,
“And simply call attention to the merits of Hop
By itters in as plain, honest terms as possibl
Min
le,
1: luce pecple
of .
I thelr
HQ any thing cise.’
0 give them one trial, which so proves
that they will never u
* .
Fhe Remedy so favoral ly noticed in all the
cular, is
y sale, and
is supplanting all
re is no denying the virtues of the Hop
nd the poprietors of Hop Bitters have
qt shrewdness and ability . * .
unding a medicine who we virt ues are
© to every one's observation.’
Did She Die?
wered and suf!
ime for years
ig her
no good
t was cured by this Hop
Father
alors say
i : $ Xr .}
is Getting We
otter f
wer 1
ith Ho; p or Hoy
i in their
IN CASH
GIVEN AWAY
ATTENTION, SMOKERS |
contestants for the 25 premiums AgRregat-
above amount, offered by Blackwell's Dur.
Tobacco Co., must observe the following
tions on which the premiums are to be
ied: All bags must bear our original
Durham labe ot 8. Revenue Stamp, and
‘otice. The bags must be done up
rkage with name and address
<r of bags contained plain
ie outside, Charges m ist be
at closes November 30th. All pack-
” ed Deox snber } Isl, and
¢ iader than De: -m
' y a reside, send
wey ne ¥ Xs ; by wail that you bave
p the mt imber of bags sent,
All
Nasr amBo yy
ot
wir package,
ne 80.
»
vd bod ard yo
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3 8 :
.
Bi ACKWELL'S DURHAM TOBACCO Co.,
Duvanax, N.C.
Every genuine package has picture of Bull,
SJ Bee our next
An Old Soldier's
EXPERIENCE.
# Calvert, Texas,
May 3, 1282.
“1 wish to express my appreciation of the
valuable qualities of
iy s Cherry Pectoral
1 remedy,
s with Chmrehill’s artny, just bafore
thas t atti of Vieksburg, I contracted a se-
vera cold, which terminated in a dangerous
eangl. 1 found no relief till on our march
wa came $0 8 country store, where, on asking
for o remedy, I was urged 10 try AYER'S
#H ¥ PECTORAL.
‘1 4id so, and was rapidly eured. Since
: I Lave kept the PECTORAL constantly by
for family use, and I have found it to be
uabl lo remedy for throat and lung
ai LABEOE, J. WW, Wmuriey,”
incement. "$3
anno
Hes
nonsands of testimonials certify to the
ot cure of all bronchial and lang
tiene, by the use ot AVER'S CHERRY
§ Being very palatable, the young:
iirey take it readily.
PREFADED BY
30:0. 0uAyir dco, LSwel, Mass,
14 5% All Drugeists,
——————. .,
Tl ;m FOIL BEFAL
HELP Women MEN
pi: NERVOUS:
ARE
LAUK VITAL ENERGY.
The HOWARD GALVANIC SITIELD
and war other Klecits Galvanls asd Mag
Hignees cure Nervous Debdlity, Pa
reisaia, ata tie, Lowe of Vital Koorgy,
Overworked Henin, Lames Resk. Kid
Liver, ah Compieints, Male and Po
male ete. ete. Thay sre the vary
heist improvemasis Afferent from belts,
. pada girdles nod other devises
powtt Lively ponaraie contisucus ower
rents, without acids, cansing no lrrk
tation of the skin. Can be wors of
work as well ae at redlanly notioe.
alle in the wearer, Power reguisied
to meet the differant stages of all die
emses. Those for Men ly 88 ones
remeh he seat of Juscamw, as they wet di.
toatl pups the Yorvrous, Massalar and
Generative Coatres, speedily roster.
log vitalitpeewtioh ie Rlestriciogy
o Aranined fromm the system by etossses
/ ar isdisrvetions, and thas in & Nets
weal way crerceme All wenk nem without drugeing the vomanh,
We tarnien abaolate proof to oh TE Ty PERO in u J line.
trated Pamphil-t pod th "
for MEN ONLY, et EADIE ONLY. MEN.
sont sealed far 4 py - pomtage,
PRICES Every Sppiianes an warranted as represented,
from 84 AMERICAN GA GALVANIC CO.,
up 1103 Chestuut 8t., Philada., Pa.
Ask for at Murray's Drog store,
CE DBUTYS
it 8 il write or
= Dekormides, Oo Sar
address,
Contra) Nod,
Vuocowor wo
wells A
WANTE NAXITED
SALESMEN roizu
the sale of our
NEW FRUITS AND SPECIALTIES} !
together with a full line of NURSERY STOCK.
Previous experience not cssentinl, #3 LIVE,
ACTIVE MEN EARN GOOD WAGES, For terms
a. Foor, full name, nge and referen
KOTHE & THOMAS,
West Chester, Penn's.
®
TILE LAST GASP,
General Sheridan tells a very interest
ing story about the last campaign against
Lise, and the incidents of the surrender.
It will be remembered that he headed off
captured eleven trains of supplies which
were waiting for him there. When Lee
found out that he had no stores or am-
munition for his army, and that his re-
treat was out off, ho sent a flag of truce,
which Custer received and conducted to
Sheridan. The two armies laid on their
arms waiting for Grant, who was on his
way to the front.
In the meantime Sheridan and some of
his stafl started to ride over toward Ap-
pomattox Court House, when they were
fired upon by a regiment of rebels half
concealed among some underbrush. The
General and Lis party waved their hats
toward the place where the shots came
from, and made all sorts of demonstra.
tions to silence the unexpested and mys-
terions attack, but to no purpose
Finally, the Confederate officer who
brought the flag and Major Allen,
Sheridan's staff, rode over to seo wh at}
the matter was.
They found a South Carolina regi-
ment, whose colonel, in a grandiloquent |
tone, informed them that the war wasn't]
over, and that he and his regiment did
not recognize the
Ice to make terms for peace.
Gawd, sir,” exclaimed this gallant John.
ny, ‘South Carolinians never
render!” i
“Bal
The two officers rode back
Sheridan,
the situation,
over in the brush which hadn't got
nd “mm
bugler
him to go over there a
Custer ordered his to sound
rest.
a perfect Spring day-and the sight of!
hair as their banner, dashing at full gal-
both armies.
Meantime Sheridan had reached
Court House, where he Cion 3
Gordon, recently Senator from Georgia,
and General Wilcox, who had been his |
classmate at West Point, but whom he |
bad not seen for many ‘years. Wilcox!
has since been doorkeeper of the United
States Senate.
While this party were sittir
steps of the cour Bowe, chatting
familiarly over the situation, heavy
musketry wag heard in the distance
Gordon looked up in anxiety and alarm,
and aged ont: of his aids to ride over in
that direction and find out what it meant.
i” Nove yon mind, General,” said Sheri-
dan. “fi's all right. I know what it
Cader is there having
some fun with a South Carolinian who
never wnrre nders. Gordon insisted
upon sending” the officer to stop the fight,
but hefore he got there the doughty col-
our! had presented Custer with a very
wach battered sword. It was tho last!
gasp of the /\rmy of Northern Virginia. |
— —— gp
met
g on the
means. over
TEUBYING A COSSACK. §
A Cossack wode up to the door of a}
ittle inn at Braile, dismounted, drank a!
succession of glasses of brandy, and then
made a sliow of remounting his horse. |
'm 1¢ landlord remanded him that he had
paid. for his drink. The Cossack,
with a heavy sigh, drew out his dirty
purse and began fumbling for a coin,
when ‘ais horse gave a sndden snort and
fell 10 the gronnd. The Cossack was in
despair ; he did everything he could to
raise the beast npon its legs, bat all was
in vain. “He is dead! Heis dead!”
cried out. in chorus a number of by-|
standera, who had been attracted to the!
#pot by the accident. The poor Cos.)
nck wonld not believe it. The erowd, |
know ig that a Cossack's horse is his|
own property, and that the loss of the |
animal would be a terrible blow to the
owner, began to make a collection, in|
order to mitigato his sufferings as far as
possible. Even the landlord was tonched,
forgot his bill, and presented the be-
reaved man with another glass of brandy,
refasing any pay. The Cossack lifted
up his saddle, slung his lance over his
shoulder, dropped a farewell tear over
the faithful beast, and walked sorrow.
fully away. When he was about 1,000
paces disiant he suddenly stopped,
turued ronnd and gave a long shrill
whistle, Af the sound of the well-known
signal the horse sprang up, neighed a
friendly answer and darted off with a
lightning speed to his grinning owner.
The Cossack was soon on his back,
making significant symbols of thanks to
the assembled crowd for their generosity
and sympathy. In a» few minntes he
was ont of sight, and the landlord of the
krotichma was loudly registering his
vow that he would never again trust a
Consock.
li
not
It is in the nature of exasperation
gradually to concentrate itself. The
sincere antipaty of a dog towards cals in
general necessarily takes the form of in-
dignant barking st the neighbor's black
eat which makes daily trespass; the bark
at imagined cats, thengh a frequent ox.
ercise of the eanine mind, is yet com.
paratively feeble,
pn —
un LL) of neal, comfortable shoe, Doll's,
new shoe store, Bellef nte, is the place,
Special line of gent’s shoes.
EDUCATED TRAMPS,
A gentleman who has given much time
to relief in Chicago has
oted the faot that a large proportion of
ho for
leation work
applications
hed edueation,
{ramp who returned
wep kfust in five modern
epented the Yord's
latin and Hebrow.
aid are persons of
Ho mentions a
thanks for his
languages and
in Groek,
This poor fellow
to beg, and did not know
Simila ht be
nultiplied. Undoubtedly a superior r edu-
of getting a
It is often said that a superior
does not prevent a man from
an workshop or on the farm,
be admitted that it is the
world to see a college
down tol
educated |
oli
prayer
vas ashamed
10w to work. instances mig
sation 18 inferior value in
wing.
deation
' ‘ ;
_aboring 1n
men are all on the
and intellectual
1b affairs be con-
fg an Argun ent against a superior
Oocu}
of is not to
+ fanlt is in pablie
books
opiuiou,
{ext
anual
a Ls,
Tl ere seems to be a gennine breaku Bp
in the Republican party in Wiscon
First comes the ringing letter of ex Con.
grest man Thad, Pond, NOW we are
informed that two Eopublican
cidors of the state. Co 3. Bove
avd John H., M Grego
eels red they ean
MeGiregor was one of
large from Wisconsin to
Convention in 1800 that
oln ‘or President and has
gontlsman of mnel
Lhiera
he 54
Blaine f
ent forin the
Cleveland tid:
and
other
N or
Bot 8HOH0
IR A BOUBA
ree
i
iid aloof from
be!
Chi
iy
Lie
cannot
Any other
» the peculiarity of the]
each of which repre-|
Tel
) working
pled the
« ..
nese
TAs in
Danish
Nortl
graph |
rthern
adi
are from
1d characters ori
guage, and |
wWoodon |
wry Chr lan
provided
of
oBae
ilave a
fo r ench tise, On one
ck i La hee HATA
and on the
wenting the ol
or is cut or!
other end
Rractar,
in al
OT TEpros The
in pam |
number |
the other
the
message
{
or receives the message
| takes the black of each
mitted and
proper Ch
hus a Chinese
Hid %
and forwarded to
The ding operstor, of
requires to know the
the characters or have them
with
stampa with
ted idd
Nias character Ol
is translated Chinese
charters agnin is
ination. gen
Cone, numerical
equivalent of
® found for hin
—— A A——
DUST IN THI
EYE,
bit of dust gets in |
fora
When, in traveling, a
it best to
as the tears
the eve, is remain quiet
may wash it away ;|
time to time by attempting to open tb ol
eve. Blowing the nossa violently assists the
operation. The head of a pin, covered |
with the end of a pocket-handkerchief |
snd moistened with saliva, may be moved |
about between the eveball and evelid, |
and will detach the intrnder if not too
firmly fixed. Another plap is to got al
fellow travelsr to raise the eyelid with
his fingers, aud then gently wi pe the red
oistened
pocket-handkerchiel, or remove the!
foredgn body if he can see it A littl
piece of paper twisted to a point is use. |
A drop of olive oil or castor oil
troduced into the eve will often allay a
{pain and intolerance of light produced
»
in-
st A AAI Wm
THE ORANGE TREE
The orange tree is the longest lived)
fruit tree known. It is reputed to have
attained the age of three hundred yours,
and it has been known to have flo arished
and borne fruit for more than a hundred
years. No fruit tree will grow and pro-|
duce fruit so well under rough treat |
iment. It commences io bear the third!
or fourth year after budding, and by the |
{fifth year it will produce an abun lant |
crop, but its yield will increase gradu. |
{
ally under favorable circumstances, and]
iprodactive trea. The early growth of
{the orange ia quite rapid, and by the
| tanth year it will have increased moore
than in the next fifty years, so far as ita
breadth and hight are concerned ; but
{its age multiplies its fruit stems greatly,
and an old tree will sometimes bear
geveral thousand omuges.
A MATHEMATICAL CALOULATION,
Somebody of a mathemationl turn, with
noth ng better to do, has made the fol-
lowing computation, which is curious, if
not essentially correct. He says that a
German mile--about five English miles
—orminine 25,858 feet ; a square German
mile contains, therefore, 608,500 square)
feet. The saperficial area of the Lake of |
Constance being eight and a half Ger-
rian square miles, therefore contains 5,-
682,000,000 square feet. There are living
tive surface of the globe at this mo-
ment, in round numbers, about 1,430,-
000,000 human beings. Let every man
have four square feet allotted to him,
and if the lake were frozen over, the
whole buman family might find standing
room upon its surface. Should the
weight prove too great, the ice break,
and the whole Inuman mee besubmerged,
it would only rnise the level of the lake
about wx inches,
A A A ——
He that gives good advice builds with
one hand; he that gives good counsel
and oxample, builds with both ; but he
that gives good admonition and bad ex-
ample builds with one hand and pull
Aorvets With the ollier.
The three on ots of discanes are the how.
0'8, £20 skin and the kidneys, Regulate
their action | vith ¥ o best purifying ton.
i
of all descript
rder.
Indigestion oul
Stomach, Costiveness,
Deficient Cl culition,
angement
Bystem.
5
I} Nervous
Headache, and Blek
{he bowels free
eure ail fore gestive 87
ee
Resdache; and by ke
darhe, Bllious
Ww
a henithfual
8 Leaitind
Ayer’s Pills.
RED BY
FRITA
Dr.J.C.Ayer&Co., Lowell, Mass,
y ail giets,
DOES
WONDERFUL
CURES OF
KIDNEY DISEASES
LIVER COMPLAINTS, ©
———
Because it acts on the LIVER, BOWELS and
KIDXEYS at the same time,
Neues 1t sloanses the system of ‘he pol
ous humsore Wat doveiope in Kidney an
nary Diseases, Plioueness, Jaundics, ©
ion, Piles, or in Racumstiem, Neuralgia, Here
Yous Lipordsre and all Female Mr i
EP BOLD ” ROOF OF THI
IT WI nL SURELY CURLS
CONSTIPATION, PILES,
and RHEUMATISM,
Py cansing YREE ACTION of all the organs
and functions, thereby
CLEANSING the BLOOD
festcring ‘he normal power 10 throw off disease.
THOUSANDS OF CASES
of the forme of theas terrible diseases
bave been quitikly Miieved, and in a short time §
PERFECTLY CURED,
PRICE, $1. LIQUID OR DRY, SOLD BY DRUGGISTS,
Dry can be sent by mail,
WRLIA, RICHARDSON & Co., Burlington, Vi.
fond vamp for Diary Als pune: fon Td.
OE DNEY-WORET
CONSTIPATION!
There is no medium through which
disezse so often attacks the system
a8 by Constipation, and there is no
other ill flesh is heir to more apt to
be neglected, from the fact material
inconvenience may not be immediate-
ly feit from {irregular action of the
bowels, When there is not regular
action the retention of Qevayed and
effele matter, with its poisonous
geses, soon poisons the whole Syaiots
by being absorbed into it, causi
piles, fistula, headache, impure bi
and many other serious affections.
BURDOCK BLOOD BITTERS will
Immediately relieve, and one bottle
positively cure or relieve any case
of Constipation,
“Was troubled for a year with
torpid liver and Hud gestion 3 and after
STS hh TS
first bottle revived me and the second
cured me entirely."—J, 8, Williamson,
Rochester, N. Y,
A — ——
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€ Vines, Mlaruba, hg
@®e. N AIA Jit ahd ¢4pen ae pas rind mes hot
"Redes, LeCUARE & HERRICK Brighton, N. ¥
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A Priz
thao aryihieog alee
Th " ue, The bh to fortune
EVERY LADY, lies & CHILD
fond ale conta Tor postage
and receive free s costly
sof gonds which will heap yoo
19 more woney right away
this world, AN of slither sex
road
WwW. R. 'BRACKBILL,
Furniture and
Sedding
} TE es
Gz
2 | OCK
T oT PRICE
ih
Ii:
all, mmm SULTS
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BILL'S
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BRA
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LLY
GOODS SHOWN Al IGH \§
ey
iN 8 4% 2
TL BEEN SHEL TR CIRO Ge AON BS A ar TI PB so IIT DTT, 1. J PDO 5 Tad,
HARDWARE STOVES.
In addition t ir extensi of FARMERS, SyIL PRY &
ACKSMITH SUD ICE € WOU 11 y i
ii
keating Stoves,
We would es
CROW NIN
stock
ar
Cooks & R.
y suggest in Heating Stoves the
G GLORY,
FORT ORANGE,
EASTLAKE ANI
WELCOME HOME,
OR PIONEER
In Ranges the VICTOR & APOLLA.
Brick apd Grates on
WILSON,
tinin
attention
our
ges;
lie
ecially EU
GULA'I
hand,
McFARLANE
novos t from Art
at
ivy Piurdock 1 3lood Bitvers,
hve: TRUR Ros Am: Jott. Arup
pp BOX
Fead What a Patient says if it it:
“The Parti les 1 puirehs ned from you in August
“Te 10 Im LE :¥ that”
f i They "did thetr wo
utmost expectations, for 1 certainly did
{ expect that a habit of FOURTEEN YEARS’
RATION could be comp lelely gotten under con.
1 in be exceedingly short Lime of two onthe
on anEL re you thei no false modesty will keep tne
1" all that | can in adding lo the snocess
ich will rel ¥ crown sv beneficial a remedy.’
Above extract from a letter dated —W. Va Dec. 36, E1
The Pestillos are prepared snd sold only by the
HARRIS REMEDY CO. WFC
306 % N. 10th, 8. ST. LOUIS, MO,
Sant Frey 020 Lott's retnet 82, $ws noaths 36, res nosths 7,
6 SH tg oe
‘ S mm
Fanted tor J ives of all the Prosi
Age ns: o U. 8 Tie jargon,
hes ren and best beok ever
a tr lens Lan twice eur price,
BITE BEST. || t rtont sel Yagwe oe Hy America lmwmenss profits
~ i § 3 hy 4 3nd
BYRNES,
ow
H. 53
ligent people want it Any one
ful ag ex Terms free, HAL
tind Maine
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Ra UeSk wl th
bi gure, No §
gal Be Erad or if yo want busivess
ich person of sliher sex. young OF
be Uime they work, with
pertical ars Lo i, Als
¢ rand, Maine,
rr ithe w "ine Class
Gold. vias
fow
fond 19 cel
free =
ee Ale
re
Powe
gui We will
t me or is wpa re
§ adap ted te both
ng *w
dude ng ht
» Address BT ASON & Oc
SIAMANG XID SHOES, |
‘THE MOST DURABLE MADE. J |
|
We the Best and
carry
1 . wl
{ heapest i ine of
& BOY'S FINE
} County
GLISH W AU KE ENP HAUST
SHOES, ..cco0ene
}
Orisa bi
SRHOES | y
i tol0 mn Pr Automatic, Spark Aros
3 ted Portable Engive, with MIL 16 1%
ATT 32 11 track and wars, © simuliapsotus
head blocks, 2%. inch arbor, 2 changes
sawyer cantrols fend dover and head blocks
from one position. 50-inch solid
saw, BO fi. Binch 4.ply belling,
feed Delta, cant hoo wage,
tightener, #le. Rig oon plete for
operation, $1100 om cars. En.
on skids, £100 Jess. Engine
il barn slabs from the BAW two
to ght foot long and eps i]
stouin. Bend for catalogue 2.
B. W, PAYNE & SONS,
Manufacturers all styles Autos
matic Engines from 210 300 H. P.
Bhaliing, pullers, and hangers.
Elmire, Ne Yn Bex 1497.
BANITARION, Tivorside, Cale The dry climate cures,
None, Thoot Luton, fall iden, 36 p., route, cost, free.
MARRIAGE #RIEE
11 that the doubtful cortene or Beth
i - Cini and git blading 8 Sth, Spur 35
DR. W WH 164 mm » Phe. sect seal
(THIER »eyeust
* io Jarrimm. CF eC tvaltation sas and P a, a
DOWNS’ ELIXI
N. H. DOWNS’
Vegetadle Balsamic
ELIXIR
Yor the core of
0 Lhe
€
over set
:
ond
CERES WHIRE ALL ELSE FAILS,
Cough Eyrup, Test good
Use in me. Sold hy droggists.
HE COMPLETE HOME. Sees
sk, New edition «New binding New Tens
fre » new designs Superbly gotten wp, Same low gion
Adept clprnet wile 51 signt, Apests Asing big
werk. Fa BLLENT Taems, The handscsnest prospects
ewer 4 umd Apply now
BRADLEY. GARRETSON & Co, 66 Werth ah 8t. Philadel.
phita, Fa. Also other gram Apr books sod Bites,
dvand Pay for Agents. L100 te 300 por
me, sande sell ing our Grand New starli
#mem ows and en St Tiel ar a
Write wd OC Meturdy & Co, i Lilsdelphia, Ps.
and all disouson of the Throat, Cheat, sod
Tamgs, Tusll oases where this Kilxir Is
es used its effioncy $6 at onos meniferted, code
vineing the most incredulous that
CONSUMPTION
is pot loeuralde, if properly stiended to.
At ts commenootnent It Is bat a slight Irvite
Hon of (he membrana which covers (he Lang,
then an inflammation, when the cough le rather
dry, Joos] fever and the pulses mors frequent, the
chorks flushed and chills more common, This
ROVS HE
EERYOUSR DERLITE
sreunie weakness nod 8s
our, fad Reo.
sours Gimepees, balS
oh fl phoreiolane,
from youth ful edleore
thon, we free induipency,
and eter brain work, De
pot peppers ve while soe
enemies Terk In your ia
Avoid being Sage
ous ohsine of
Thoen
-
rewired
Fakes rromedy hat ha cured
thousands, anf doe Bot Io.
tories with stiention
Dee of combs pain of Tne
vopwnon, Fowolel on bob
entife padiosd prisciples.
Growing a faver ani repute
them, Dirvet appiisstion ve the
ora onion 118 £00
IMPOTENCY.
THT anted ted for over B
years oy use in thon
sants of canes.
ain.
| [fi cee
TRIAL
PACKACE.
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SEND ADDRESS
REME
MARRY aa E RE
file whi
waniad wee given Saks