THIS GETTIIIIIIIJIMO CO/MIL=
TILEDILT,
• 111' FL 7. krrAxl.g.
Tattb.—TWo Dot.l.nius per 84120111 M rtstrailci— .
Two noLLARA AND FIFTY CF-ITN II AlutiAld
lu nthenve. No ADuseriptioll.
rill,* nt tbenprlon ur thn pobt I •Itnr,blllll ntl
Al./1,111w. , Are
Aos E!:rigmaiENT9 Init.tlr•f nt The tumid rates.—
latWe reslurtlon ' to thnAll who advertise by
the year.
J•plt PRI •TTIV(I. - of every gleserlptlon—frent the
nrentlest label or enttl to the largest tutegYhtll
.vr tvvtter-Lrlotte With tihapettch, in s werktnitn;
I tlre‘ttutn re•r, end st the lowerit Wrist rates.
tit t tr o t On ItAltletere street, is Sew deers above
the f'ssirt-liouse, on the Oppbsite side , with
"Get:will:inn; Compiler Ottlear . on the tattthig.
Physicians, ie.
~• Yw C ONA UGHS JOHN N. BAAII7R,
' At1ITI10EI":4 AICL! l;OUNSELIA11141.
I.lttY3 V 11/1111 AssocLAlnd JOAN 31.
I]. I,4:AL 111, Iry.. In the 1'4,104er of tlo
At Mace, /111• dour caret of Ilueltler's Orus
• flvorrA. , rnlirc .l rent.
ywrlu tatimtk,nNiv.e!!tA suits, rAllt.rt Inns end
• I lean It of -- eAtatroi. All logs.VtAtt , im..ti and
It, I tit, to 1'..1.1 , 4115. li.ltinty, nu. fr. t 4,y , :lAA num
• ug.llllA stuti ; nt tlmi e, promptly
I
A ~n l4lo,tivarttuklod.
I _old Kormoi,AIOCItIV Ullll 011.11. , 0 Farlllfi for
lo an.) 4,1111 \ AU4,t hint's.
L W.V. A. lit - Nt.I.V.
•
, , Tft..ll4l:x AT L IW,
, \ uplll attend to all
!..; 11 bwlnaca en'llliatel to him, tn. haling the
) ,, ..e.nr1n.1.4 l'enaJnna, Bounty. hack l'ay,tu.i air
. 1... 4;0,4 l/le et 1 ,11.0.1 zjyttAta o,k.nd State
( •,,, • lIIAI nth.
~ni..• In toril,•a•...t cornerof Diantond, nett 3fa
h,nr, l'.n 'a - •
kW I 1,, ,tit'. ti
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c ' t LITTLESVOWN. I'A.;
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on I 0 dt 'I I. atrovt, at 111 A 11111e1, fOrMerl)
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4
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E. qtNEy I,
Pari I , •ultir Utfrlllloll !Mid to
.• .1:,11,11 of I'etildmr4, lionnt r, and Yul -pay.
oi I 1.• i• In I Inc ti, earlier of theihsostoltil.r
...,t3nhung, April 6, I.IW. It-,
nms4rErn R. ittrEit LER,
AT
Witt fall ',fully and prom pl
tu dill culru,t4 .1 t., Illttl. .dtr i 1
pl . 11. • .11.111 On, at rill. 011110
p' Ili ' I .AI, 1111,..r0 st wet, our Vornr3. 4 ,
twv, ittor nearly oppluoto Dunn, <lg
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1(t t•I1 poll Ir 44444 ill.' 1 Ililer , ify of
I 11311,110 rd and I Inapt tab. ctf ha.;
/1.1 /I Ont . . ht.. pro
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OA ELLIN ,
Atvw Itlinrs from the
I r P.M 'more and I I fgh ntreet.., wea
1 . 1.. t.% to 11 111 4 11411111 i, 1.1113,11111 M
liitl
1,)111". I, I \
AND ACCOI*4 Ent. r
11,1/111,4 Pet mom-W.4 ler:W..lW New thoor , r, , , II
; ;007 Itt , It 4 11 , 4
and .tll rs ,h,ll prof,lomil
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•111 , "II tI 111 I
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1I I ; I.or \: 1 1'4,4" , .1;1; , 1 1. :.. , rir !SIMIAN, AD
I t•. 11 4, i 11411 strti t :Men:len to him I,,te•elonal
e, Illt ale of the public int
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11. /1.1 VSI/
fit 111.1' , 1'`.11 71 the Ptsietiee '.'ll.4lletne In
1.1'1'11.1 atel rrII r, hl..rrt lees to
etilth. unite Ite , house, eon., rof boa-
I. . I I .11•111 the 11,11ruel.
....1 ,tll. !Ate, ?I 'Ie1.11:111 l'ht‘ettsett.
t.O t,ell, NIAS. -
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I I`4: 01. NEAV ~ 11.11:51. 1 I.‘lll.llkk
,0tnpv..0.13 .. r, prrtf...-
, I,li .01% IVO. In thq pobli... Fle'llripe., by stib t
b , pull,, to Merit o tAoLIC
t
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I )'.. \ I InT,
1114 Office one door ..eal of the La
th, r.to anti
Donk." Attlee, W 11.43 {,hone xleWug to
11 no:aria I h•Ilt.11 01..101011 perlorineil are rt,Pert
loll 3 111,11441 tar roll. ELI DP, Horner,
Do. II I, Mingo, t, D. I)., Rev. Dnlf. M Jaeunx,
Ie le, Prof M. I. or.
April ',V.
KEYSTONE HOUSE,
cliAmi:EIL,Li-iu; sr, ;I•nwr Ys n rt
r.. :V177/tS, Pier/pit/J.:TOL
111111 , 4 lan he, !Pa., !Met! .P4ll the hon.! ap
pro. its kmllllol3 eetoloul
awl con% tilt ht. D.ery owrilogenlo ut h L. en
made for the 111 . 1aahlIllhal.III011 malt e•oinfort to,
12.411,1 A. The Table will alvtoyoih
w nvelhe..ext ofthe
market, and the tisebe,gt .of hiesoin.l liquors.
lite!„+ la et,llllllo‘lloll2l stabling attuttetl, with
fnict 1111 ttttt lating t.tler IL N flys , inn !naiad
rills lintel is note open fir the rhttrtatinntout
of Ihe hlll/110 and it 1411\ OI putt °outgo
Ni a hart h ,
he spar, ti ti lt render nut I
flit 11, lad:. If
EAGLE HOTEL;
I=l
undvrniv.itell hawing pit - telt:meal the Martin
Ilatt. I propet 1,, in Nett , /xSord, .tdam,..t.outt
-1,0,1111.i it-In future, tunL•t the tittitte wt
the :'l..ch• 11 - oral?' lie phvlße•t himself to spar.•
I. .111,1 Ir.. tile mutton of Ills mil Ste. Iris table
•li dl Ii Itt rho bent Ihrlliatket eau aflurd, mad
liquor, • ills chamber, are
p !oat cannot Mil to give snihhtt tion,
1, V.. 1111110111.11, .tabling attached to the
Ilia. I. tylnetywill Ito attended by ft reliable 1111.1
.I.tedlec. The iiiiiprletor bop., to
I, liberal altar.. 9f patine patronage; and
a ill alattl,a try to dee...lse it. nib,. the
• I ' in the niatlie.ed torn, of the Iliatitouit,
Ni tt tit ford.
I=
ITEIMMEI
GLOBE INN,
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1.1171 , :1,5T0UN, AD.t5l:4 t:c11 PAN
r•it l,,lt t. tr i , .; . t j a p. tx r t i4 ietl,Lta i v i i , lf s i... , 4l , ‘ ,. r.,: r l ,4 a:rl rt., t . i t se i . 'J t l i t.:l . ..44 i,- 4
, , 4111141 nsnst reveettulty ills lie n OM re` ea
t 11. pllialie
111 1,10111i4•1111 4 11, ai the 1114111(a Can OLlird fOr
lii. I.lofe. l) ail the eisnioqg 111iiDOM to his bait'
ael ..attioriablelteda and t Itainbers. With eon
-, I. tanle I.Xlerlialte, lie thinks Ise rap itsmtly
lan" that hek a ewa linn let I..ep a hob. I.
ro be large ambling at Welled, its well ties
legs tier urns al. All nth 1/115i, o , tinr 111W.13
..et 11115d-1101w nlh. r 1112411 tnitart nialandattrig
“11,,w. , 11 on 11 e • prentiseq.
1 :is testes a largo abate ut elattotn, and will
"teat Ittavlbat to time:Ate it.
Lath Isty 91,1117. It
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GLOBE INN,
Y( ferRrET, DiEAR.THE DIAMOND,
1:17.1'8J1 UR (I, PX.W,N".4
1111.1011111g110,41 WOlll.l 1111.1 re.pemn,ity In
t.,, in ht. tiii..Tot. trivial. and the
F en. rolls, that he has parrlets.l that long estab-
I I.'. It mid well known lintel, the
hi York street. (lett)slmrg, oral Will sp,ire tin
ttlrainlnet tunnuer that will nut de
tract !hint Its foruler Matt reputation. Ills table
will have the hest the market cult alforil—lris
I lentils.rs mire spacious and tonttortable—aittl lie
I 11l Itt for till bar a fall stock of wines and
Iltinrs. There is large Stabling attached to the
Hotel, which wlll,L,e_ attended by attentive ost
lerrv. It will he hie trinstaitt end..., or to render
the fullest satftdrictlon to banana., null:lag has
h..usr us near a bottle to them as pt.sible. Ile
1.1.1 a shareof the puddles patronage, deter/111u,
ed as lie Is to dowry° a large part nt It. Itement -
her, the "bllnhejitti" In .I,n York street, but near
the L/tattiond, or Public Maitre.
SAMUEL WOLF.
.April 4, 1961. tf
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'This Renee 111 CM a dire - A
line between the
Northern Clea
u llt e and Baltimore & Ohio Railroad
Depots. It n refitted and wanfortably ar
ranged for th nvenlenee and the entertain
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GETTysBuRG :
~',::„.,1„;,-,:,--k•r0VO:AG.,. ''
BY H. J. STAHLE.
HOOFLAND'S
GERMAN 13,171ER5,
AND •
German, Tonic
TIM 6 - MEAT lIENEDIrIi
Olt ALL 01SEASJIair
THE LIVER, Llp.if:ACH;
TII'E ORGANS.
HOOFLAND'S GERMAN BITTERS
1/4 corn potted of the pure Julees (or, an they are
hiedhvilly tern/.41, leziraclai rd Ito4Jtaa, llerbs, and.
Barks, 'nuking 8 preparation, highly efpneen t rt.
tr.!, and ,en tl rt ly p re pour alreholor aehni.rfuers Of
wry
HOOVLANIY4 GERMAN TONIC
•
euerlemition of j 1 the ingredient.. of the
Bitten., n. Rh the pure,t finality of /Soda Cruz
Vein,;linking ono of the inneti.blo.
hit /1,111 agree:4llln reuiedit ig ever offered to the
'rho-0 pr qet t hto a Mullilne free front .11eohol
leleal,!tture, ti 11l 11,11
Hoofland's German Bitters.
who have no uhprl Inn to the Tombli).
tion the !tat t 16, staticd, wtll tow
Hooflanes German Tonic.
Tlliart• blab 1 1 .1.1 C.nt.i. ILr
LuteMeiMill virtu,., the etonee bet wee,, the
tx o beluga MP, 11141.tt, r of Moe, the ToAte he
lot: the mort polttlabie.
% , onoteh, from it variety of Cllll/104, catch no
Ind 1g..0..11, rt 011. Ilebint, .fc
,ry opt th hot ttx fonetiontt deroti t te.t. The
LI% , •yropotiocho t (111,1 with the St011ifl1•11,
111..11111,0[1t. • one, t, it, the rt vatll t 4 which 1., that
111, pail, lit (Pert. fruit literal or allure of the
It pllowloK •
f os:STIPVTION. 11.11111:SCE, INW A RI)
FULLNI.SH BLOM./ Tlll.l
111 At'l n *Ol , l fl hrti.ll.lCll, NAV
-Isl k, II I. ‘lll , lll. It DlSt.r.s7 Fult,
lit VEII,IIT IN THE
X11.)1.11 t
sINIONt: Mt Fir rTERINf; AT Till.
HT ite 1111.. mil/MAUI( ' , NA IMMINO
~iCitau 7}ii"
==!l
FrA"ITEItING AT
'I9I F; HEART, CIRO:ENG OR MUFF( N'A.
TI.No Noss wAHEN IN A LYING
Po , l r RE. pF YIEIUN Dors OR
,qtE Tim suoiT, Drl.l. PAIN
IN Tin,: II FAD, O,FICI ENPY oh' PE1t.419-
. RATION, 1..1.1.0wNi..- , ." (Pr TIIE SKIN
AND ‘IN IN I11.1::,11 , 1, Bug ,
cllp.sr I.OIIN. FIV.,
1.i." , 11 Es me HEAT, lIFICNINti
IN- '1 rONs TANI' IM
AWNING.: . !.('II,, AND GREAT
M=El)=l=
The bliffervr from , dl•eippc , should r
(l.r thr ark•dli Mt ram lon In Mr Ferri:don nln
r. nn .ly for Id. I Ipte, Itury laadng only l hat M Idyll
Ilr In 11.1”teli Inda lllr Intl allgallows and I.'ol-
rlrnlnn 111•Incrit,.1 ,, k111fully COll4lOllllll-
ed, n• e In,r,llents, awl ha.,
1.1.11,1•141 'l,ll 1 . 1 %ita, 1011 fOr the thre.pf
Ow, N. In !Ilk ronnvl lion we a ould
Well-kin}wn I ....diet,—
H()OFLANIPS ( A EII3IAN BirrEllS
AND
11001:I.AND'S GEIENIAN TONIC
Piii..P.ozur fly DR. (*.X, .11C/040N,
Tx -(11 , 0 111, since they m ere flistt hit ro.
duct I Into thls.t "mitt) tt too Chttt !nap ,Ilortng
mthlt It thin Ul.' lull 1111.112111110111‘”•1101111.1
:nor, con and itettellte.l 10111, ring htnltt.t , . It Vto
It greater t'XlVlll.thattullt) ticioer rt taviliesloa.vo
to the .
ill ,- lien ...fly cure T.I Ns, rorkt
pia lot. .N 111.1111% 111. , p11,1.1, (111,11-14 or :set oun
hum. Dint tse of the K td
to 3,1.1.9111 g 1 , 1,P1.1e1,1
tI. )111Itell, or latest,
DEB uATY,
rifllll .1:V NOI r, 1110 , 11/A
11I1S cll - 1 . 1(1, hy %cit.
f.a;1,4,), IlartlWo Ex 0.11 N, 1 ,•,ere, e“.
There to 110 Islegileille extant e , llllll to these
0 meth. 21 ill M. 11 t gym. e. A Woe tool • Igor to Im
port...a to the whole oyotent, the appetite to
otrt mourn, d, hood to t tijoyed, the hloilmett
ptoto pity, the blood Ir phrtfital, tiro
plrx lon bevoin4,l ,lUMI and healthy, the yellow
Walt' Ito enallettlatl from the eyen, a WOOlllOl giv
en to the elo;elot, and the weal( and IIerVOIN
In-
Salhi Ife,netei n otrong and heath) being.
• PEDWONS JD/ .1 XCED .13/
Anti feeling the I.,itel of tone. weighing het, loy
upon 111.11, 1111 h all 11 , atteatlaut - lils, will (hint
in the l.enftluv 111111,11:1, or the TOMO, au
61:t1rill/a will instil lel, lilt, ha° the vette, re
store in a moo-sore the t•tiergy aimd ardor of more
3 wailful flit!, 4, 1311)1.1 up their nhninLen tot inn,
Mei' .4141 11,111 h auntlelflitiltteh to their relealli
hit% .
".Noi.rci.,
It 1., uull-e , talitklttql 1.11 I thAt folly
a the kola]. p. 11.1101 tPur pw, lutliaat. are ta I
-114.1 In it 1104, 1.11 . n1 •,1 purl health; or, to tr,e
their 11/,‘ll eXilr,S , loll, 11,er lint well." They
are In nrolol, devoid of all rnerg), extremely nor
11111s, it lid hat c no apprl
To till. nluv. i f run-10, the BITTERS, or the
TONIC, J., e%ppelitry lotollllllotaleal.
•
A"..I:VDDELICATI:CIIILDREN
Ase itt.ttle htt , tthtt Ity the tete of eitlll•f of UK"I
rehtet.ltt v. 11110 e o yeaeeof M-1/4/14-
Ml'..t,
1 hiMI,IIIIIS oft ertlto itt, n tort arettlooluted lo
the hnu~ln td the Itroprtelors, but •IttIVO it tll allow
eur poldleottoo . of Ime. Tlitt.e, It will be
ate men of note ant) of such Aulolltog
tuft they not, be believed: 6 •
TESTINIONLkLS.
Hon. Geo. W. Woodward,
ChicrJll , tlll . l,ltlo Sopreon• Court l'a., w rota:
PfalladelyAs a. Man* 111, INC.
"1 IDtd'l[wJlund's Gerulan u gmd
11g1 fill In d15en , ...1; of theaigeatls 4. organs,
and of went benefit' In mass of 1•1114.1
u nut of nervous LCI.11)11 In Ina. 53'drIo• Voura
Intl), • 01,;(1. W. WOOIIWARD."
Hon. James Thompson,
Judge of the Supreme Court of Pontorylvanta.
philtrattphla, April N, bird
"I ronolili r grootland's Herman Bitters' a valu
able in. /brine iii^raere of attacks of Indigeation or
ikynpt V. 1., I tun evt illy thin from my export-
Wool It, Yours, trlth re.pect,
J A NIPS TtIONIPI4ON.'' ,
From Rev. Joseph H. Kennard, U. D.,
Ptador of tile Tenth Baptist Ilhurah, Philadelphia.
flr. Jaci+on—hear fir: I have lova frequently
requested to tiny Reties Salt reonnition
liallulto of di tn.reut kind 4 - of ineAlninivi, but re
garding the practice an Mit of Inv appropriate
lipliore, I have In ail cares declined; but with a
eke. r prom in St - L[loll4 nnanue. and particularly
Ju wr ouof the uoidulner. of tie. loser.
hind I ;01.11111 lilt terl, I dopart (or once front
ens usual ...lame, to express my folk eunl, it lion
that, for yowl al ilia-4149i of file spairm, and cape, ica
ly for 1.1,, (11m pia ft Is so/road valuable pre.
varithoa. In some 11105$ it nuts fail ; but mond
ly. I doubt not, It wdl In'lrent . llll to I !mime
1,0 •nin., from tho a b otruun , rl,lll S very
renr.strinly, .1. It. liENNAltli,
Kiglith. below Callas St.
From Rev. E. D. Fendall,
Ass:stunt Etlitor Clirt•ttlatt Chronicle, Philada.
I lot,. derived cloottletl Wit from the tote of
Iloothad German Ante ml fool it my prlvl-
Loge 1,0011111114e11d HI moot valuable ton
}, to all who are an treeing from general detolit'y
or 1 41....0us sirlglikg from derangement of
tile hat r. Your. truly, E. D. FENDALL.
CAUTION
I lot luntre GermAik lit:la...lies are run oh.rfeit
S. that tie %Kant ore of
a the' wrapper Of each bottle. •111 others are
you ntertel t. .
. .
Prt, Irat uftle.. and Manutartory at the Ger.
man M.,11.4nr Store, No. 6.1 t ARCH Street,
(.41./BLES dF. EVANII, Proprietor {
Formerly C.ll. JACK.SOI+I
PRICES.
11...t1amr., German Bitter., per txOtla, ¢I oo
0 half dozen, - - 500
liootland'r llerniau Toulc, put op In quart bet,
ties, 31 50 per bottle, or a halide...to fur .71 O.
.I*-1.10 not forget 'to examine well the article
yon buy, to order to get the groupie.
461-For aale.by Druggiata generally.
Jan. 17, 11 , 18. ly
SPEF i R'S
PORT GRAPE WINE,
Used by Hum/rods qr CLoagrevallom for - Church or
aboanustion Playotes.
ALSO,
L , '' , "die.t AT Lad TO les awd Weaki,k Prreons
U'i3E.
VIIiIiYARDS. NEW JERSEY
Spur's -Port Gripe Wine, Four Teats Old.
rritiN justly celebrated native Wine is mode
J, from the Juice of the Oporto Grope. raised In
this eon tit). Its Invaluable
Tonic and S7rAggthening Properties
are unsurpassed by any other native Wine, Be
ing the pure juke of the grape, produced - tinder
Mr. ripeera own p , rrnnal auporvlsion, Its ',linty
andsa uulLetickr are guaranteed, ,The youngest
chit! lung - partake of it 4 generous qualittee, and
the weak, 01 ins abil mita use IL to ad vantagr It
is peon leularlv beta (Vial to the nget and .1, hill
tate,t and salted to the Nark:Q/4 alhnents that af
flict the V• eal.er aex. It in, In every respect,
A WINE TO RE RELIED 0.11. •
, Invalids use Speer's Tort Grape Wine.
Females ere Speer 4 Port Grape Wine.
V. ex.kly persons 11.010 benelit by Its use. •
She a Winea in.thegoltula are preferml to oth
er %vines,
•
Sold b!, Druggists and Grocers.
4. -The Trode supplied by Johnson, lialloway
r'owden, and French, Richards& Co., In Phila
delphia:
A. Speer's Vineyard, New Jersey. ORLes, 313
Broadway, New
August 3D, 2867. ly
0 YES! 0, YF,S !
Andrew Pattern,
LICENSED AUCTIONEER,
FFEREI hla nervioes to the public, Bales Cried
In any part o{ the con, at neasonablerstea.
tHisvins conekierable ex moo In the buaineen,
be Andre( th at w ilt be able to render
In all .cases. V„. oak* addreen.
AdAsu
trov..B, . ly
TWME .EAlM_rat uLU mstimmitiable
ptioe,can la had at
1888. DEtoRARLE,
DRY GOODS !.
Yoe Ricellent ofit.ortmintr
T REEL rue very vraall mats, sod stet at doing
s large bgniuenti.
F.:481110NA 111.1: "sHA()EF;• OF FINE
porta...NlL
!ASH IoNAIILE filiATholi OF FRENCH WOOL
POPIANS. •
=SXl=22l:;ll2!g
LIS*. •
FRENcIf cia.vriEs, 1 . 1q1•1•14, 'PERCAIiig
• • AND
BLACK. MILK4,I'LAIN PLAID BILKS.
JACONET AII:SUNS, CAM
DItILI4.
ELVA: ALPA CA: COL)RF:DA I.PACA, BLACK
m:s=uxam
I(T
DMIIMI=
iNMUME/
CIAJTH.4, 'ASS( SI EIiES, CLOA WI NOS, LINEN
DRILLING, o.rroN ua.. -
-
=SIMIM;iI=I
TWA, Id,.
.RAT, InTs, 11001 , sKlitT44„
rrmiN 1.1N1:,N HAN DK 19t1'1111.1.5. 1.N1111201
11El:1,D /LANN:IEIOIIIEI.S, If EMST/Tt It
-1:1, 1111,t s.
1MF.5 . .4, I. 1141114', AN II 11111.DMEN'S
t,f,o i% i f ANI/
nm c"nstantl3 kills ii,. Int.tt styli, of
!Orem and 'Tuley Goods. My stock comprises
1,4,13111111 g usually foun.l Inn DRY
1.1/011,`ST.11:g. to which I Invite the attention
of the Pnblle, It. ling Mast I tun scaft.lt
nye conipal kon will, all olh. r slori.l In
flunk') of goods and lowness of prise,
Gettysburg, Nfay I, tf
HITESHEW'S
NEW GOODS
I=l
*
II 11 \ 1; I g X e " a ~t e %t " t:Tai2tirrt:(TkciPT "R.
a "1'
a
DR/ Wu) isorioNs, -
ow r.ittrs. I , ft CGS,
ti•f• 11.11C1J-WAILE
11
I ran the - attention of my customers and the
eonuuunhy to my large Of 000411, whit h
1.11 now stirring at lower rates than theyllVY
1,4,1 I , IIIIIMI the war, and at litteell Willelllllllllol
fail to xi Hire ihe ptirchrorm, cheap. With every
facility for 'forehand ng.tioods at as low figure.. an
any is lin trade. I I'm slot prepared to meet
competition in low prices from any and all
gurirt,4.
/ . 10111til t`11(0r011ty to the lowyst market prlree
Is ill.) egtabllethell rule.
IIITE:4111A%
Ikteraburtf, (Y. F 1.,) May 1,180 S. tf
GROCERY & FLOUR STORE
.1.1)10 7:71
MEALS & BROTHEIZ
1 , 111.1,,,1 their Stm.r tO tilts Nehl•teill
proporis, on t Inmobenlturg fillet I, wht-ry
tile) 11,11111. we lo.ho rlr vonnlaillly on band
.11. 1 / 4 KINDS OF
G R 0 CER I ES,
Flour, Feed, .Notions,
Aim), VF:IiEI.VIII.F.:B a Nettqllll, fresh from
nut elly and emintry. They are determined to
al II lap a the rhea pent, tind as they I tub task
the hmest ha lag profits, the hope to m erit and
reacts ell Muml shark of public. patronage.
MEALS d 11110.
April 10, hers. If
BARGAINS
NEW GROCERY
Dl=
JOLIN ('BEES S SON
ll\ op. r,tl a new GROCERY, In (lett,
bus g, oil tla.. uoito-weal corn, oi Else
square, and have pug reixlN ekl a epiendal itivuert
uleut of FltEsif .
•
GROCERIES,
Including Sugars, Coffee*, MolasaeltSyrup., Ter.s,
:vice., ToLoaoco, SAD, HlllllB, Shoulder:l, daL,
Also, QUEENS WARE, CONFECTIONS,
Nuts, Fruits. soaps, Fatter Articles am , Notterus
generally. We will also keop on hand FLOUR.
and rEED-sri•i. FS.
Ms lug put cluthed for CASH, as are prerrtred
to hell a ery the p. (who usa call awl plaits fur
7 out selves.
JOHN CHEs.q
J. W. Clik.:s6.
Svpl.27, 1,47. tt
LET ALL THE PEOPLE COKE!
svdory Goods wed Conli.stionroy Sloes.
7inE undersigned, having bought out
Warner's I. alley (Mods and Confectionery
Store. ou Baltimore street, nearly opposite Fah
nestocks' Store, Gettysburg, invites the public's
patronage. tarp rind tasteful n 4 the stm k has
been, mr short 14111 be spans' to render It Still
more Lana, tits and desirable. Ile lIIIU offers
Writing lksks, . Plain thinly, -
Work Boxes, Fancy do.,
Port folios, Pickles,
Satchels. Sardine, ,
Pis ket Books, Lobsters,
( Mita Toys, Chow-chow,
Pocket Cutlery, Fancy-Cakes,
Jewelry, F earns Crackers,
Chess, Wine Biscuits,
Brushes, Ilusnion
•
Perfumery,. Fire Works,
Soups, Pens 44 Penvils,
tombs, Writing Papers,
Fruits, Envelopes,
Nuts, Tots:moo& slegars„ •
Syrups, kr., he., hr.,
"TOO Nr3IFIROVE4 TO 111F.NTION."
lie Intends tO keit et eryLhlng.tt the lowest pos
sible prices, believing t bat "s mall profits" bring
"quick mks," and areltherefore bent for buyer
and seller. Come one—come all!
A. IL FEISTEL.
March 27,194 tf
GREEN RIDGE STORE
rrIE underz i lv:zl,has . penm
'kilt) NOTION illrOltly
at Green It!,lite Hamilton township, Attains
conut Y, Qleagys otd stand,lon the thrlisle Turn
pike to winch he Invites the attention Of the
public generally. Ills stock consists of
SUGARS, COFFEES, TEAS, •
SYRUPS, 2.IOLAK,ES SPICES,
.ESSENCES, oft/4, mEDICINFS
MF:N•N AND NrAIEN'S
strAPENDERS. N - FX"R"
11AN DKEItC H I EFS, BUTTONN, TiIItEADS,
&r.,
in abort, a full assortment of everything usually
found Ina first-elmw store of the kind. His stork
will always be found fresh and fall, and his pel
ts% &monk the very lowest. No effort spared to
please all who nosy patronize him.
JOHN U. RUFF.
April 24,144. ly
1: I : . MILLINERY. 1868.
MISS McCREARY
R AH Just returned from the eltrwlth a large
.11.17.1rtment of Soo lug
BONNETS AND HATS.
Alan, Bonnet and Hat Trimmings of the latest
styles, whit/1, ait4an aseortment of fashionalds
Fancy and Toilet Goods,
she '4a yetenuined to sell at the very loofest sash
prices.
READY-3140E lIONNETri
will be kept on hand, and Bonnets made to order
at the allortest notice.
Milliners supplies! with anode to sell again on
the most favorable term., and patterns with
Anallahe grans.
April 17. 1003. 310
Farmers, Attend to You! Interests!
•
.
Gli%tr Y.SBURG FOUNDRY.
subscriber would Info his cOstoosets!
Tarnd Inform Lie
others, that he is atUt manufacturing Pe
riods kinds or outings and Machines, mode to
order, on short notice, such as
Vint-M.IIEM :AND POWERS,
(five different ekes or Powers.) CLOV E
HULLERS AND CLEANERS, CORN SHER-
L AND SEPARATORS, CORNFOIt
'U E TT SS
ERS, STRAW A NI) HAY CUTTERS; C D ORN hat
PLANTER:4;
,PLOUGITS_
such en Cast. Ploughs, Russ Lear Ploughs, Sid shill
and Corn Plough.; the
WIRE-SI 3 RING HORSE RAKE.
the latent improvement; also SHIREMAN'S
SELF' -DISCHARGING HORSE BAKE.
Ile will 'Menne manufacture
MOWERS AND REAPERS.
METAL SCREWS *welder Premea,
IRON RA/LING for tAunetedeaor POlnhes, with
everything else In his line, all allow rates.
DA
PORSALE.—A One-hoagon.
DAVID STERER.
icroses. tf "1
Robert D. Armor,
GAS FITTER, PLUMBER AND BELL
HANGER,
Aug Mkidte 6t., hatio square front Me Court-Ammo,
GETTTSBIIRG, PA.,
WILL promptly attend to all orders In his
line. Work done IL the most satishwtory
manner, and at prices as low ea ran possibly be
afforded to make a liv ins.
GAS PIPE furnished., as well as Chandeliers,
Bracket; Drop Lights, &v.; also WATER PIPE.
8(ops, To luM Frost SAWN and, In abort, eve
belonging to gas Or water Astoria.
" 137iliMsing„ and furnished desired.
Dee. BIZ "
brugt.oool:o3—rionia has putt returned tram
the any with a IMP am:primal, atAa r tta.
and aisaliall them.
II U E S
DR-UGI ST - ORE
'
,Fbrizryi , old St /en d-,Bold to lore Street
GETTI'SBertn. , PY
HAVINft in:wenn/nod this oittund popularNtanal
and Imitt In an cutirclrnew-auct fr4...llBtoak
offer a full amortment, consisting in port Of • •
DRUGS .r.%11, I'AM?LY 31E7)ICLRES.
PATE: , :"C MED1C1151 , ..---A LA 1;4 W. At....s'OßT
MEM.
PURE LItWORS AND WI NEN FOR m rag ciN
AL DV rIPOOIES.
15P1,1 , ..4 AN I. FLAVORING tXTRAOTS
. . .
1)11.7.4 ANL) sTI'PCI4-1 - 1, V sTEVENA•
DTP.s, ExC.EL:4IOII DTEN, AND Tlt ANI
LINE I,II , I4—THE 1 lIEAI E:4T AND 111 E.
I:11 , T IN T11E: \ t 11IEET.
ALL THE NEW AND ELEGANT PERFUMES
AND TOILET ARTICTAIS.
MU: kTE'S. AND OTHER sr PERIOR SOAPS,
II AI IL Es—Ti >DTI( BRUSHES from
3 1n.%1 ont
FOIL). S llut LSE POWDERS—TILE BEST
AND CI E.ll'EsrE: ALSO. 11)(1 . 7:s,
DALE'S PELL...IAN, IsToNEDIt.%I:ER's .AND
IILiDEI (Ts%
STATIt 'NEM' OF ALL KINIS.
CIGARS, ToI:ACCO AND SNUFF—TIIki MST
IMCIMES
BRANDS.
PRES4IUMONS N IVAMILY
RECEIPT., cAREPULLY COMPOUNDED.
PHYSICIANS A:Vit COUNTRY MERCIIANT7+
SLPPLIED AT REDUCED RATES.
Medicine.. fundslull AT ALI: 1101 . 1L4 OF TIIE
xit.ur. Night bell nt the dour.
April 'I, lint. If
NEW GOODS.
Cheaper than Ever
ILEEERT (5. _ELLIOTT,
Opptoile the fiord-home, artiyaberry,
.4..•:ted a nuu 1.1141 large nmor
SPRING & SUMMER GOODS
•1 oil IS,
TWF:LI•4,
• (iIN4.IIANV.,
I.AWNs!, '
PRINTS,
I CE It EGE-.4,
SC., SC
111 hl . Vin‘111,111 • 1111•In — holug ilvtertnlned
er.t tahli lorivr,
.11 •
111
L!.l\ om)
SEGAR STORE,_
!/,' _lf .11 0 7'.L L
Thr miari.llole.l tine runw,cti Irix Segar Store
MEI
=2
I=l
where L e asks •a roulluuuurr of the puhlh• s pu
tronage Ills new-lo anon Is one of the most
=9
:nnl In stock of segql,l 11111011,4 tic 111.113 t. thole
=9
1I on 11 1: pep ou 1411111 thi• 810 NI'S, owl
4
will tim.n{fattur , Jur yeneout mete throughout the
County. 11...wi1l gull at thr lowt priev
=I
Iteuaetkilx.r the phi,e,ln the llhamond;betweeti
Brinkerhnfra Story and Meeleiian's
WASIIINUTON
A 3, 1844. lf
RE-BUILT !
Confectionery and Ice Cream Saloon
J,OIIN . GRUEL,
ebti»ibcrsburg Street, Gettysburg, l'a.,
next door to Eagle Hotel,
having eninpleted.hle new building, hint opened
Me largestrassortment of Confer.llona es er offered
In tiettymburg, including
FRENCH AND CONDON CANDIFI4,
Toys, Nuts, he., end everything belorieng to
arist-elp. Confectionery, with special nerornmo
datlonli fur Dulles and Lientletnett.
TOE CREAM
supplied on shortest notice
Feb.l4. IWY4. tf
THE OLD FREIGHT LINE
TO BALTIMORE
T UE undersigned continues to nip Ws
Freight Line to Baltimore,
twice a week: Depot—corner of Railroad and
Washington ettreetx, Gettysburg. Cars run to
Ilughen Q Enierson's,l2l North street, Baltimore.
Freight carried each way, at the lowest rates.
The patronage of his old friends and the public
solicited. Goods to be marked
W3l. E. BIDDI.F..
•
The new Wareham. will soon be up, when
the Grain and Produce business will be carried on
se heretofore. Highest prkwe now paid far
April 17, DIM ft
ANOTHER BAKERY.
1 11114 uuderaigned has owned a Bakery at the
oorner of Washington and High streets, Getty&
bora, and Invites the public's patronage
FRESII BREAD,
ROLLS, Twin,
_EYDRY DAY
By urdng the beat of dent and other anatazialc
and doing hia work wen. be Impair* glee lathlike-
tion In every case. (.Nall at or send your orders to
the Bakery, corner of Watiltington and High
street., opposite the Fertutie Institute end Pow
ers's Granite Yard.
April 17. 1568, ft
LAWRENCE D. DIETZ & CO.,
WHOLESALB DEALEIBI IN ,
i'ANCYBOOLfi
NOTIONS, _
IMAIERY and
VARIETIEQ.
Na 808 Weer Baltimore Brea,
Between Howard & Liberty Streetr
May 7,1804. Baltimore aid.
ATTENTION, ZOIIAVFS I
THE Gettysburg Zonaves will meet for business
and drill eveajTHURBDAY SVENING until
hirther orders. Every member is requesd to be
present enter special meetings dal mem
bers abthemselves will - be fined as the
By-laws prescribe. By order of the Captain.
WY E . R. EYSTER, Ist her
Jan. Si, NOR. tf
oyour to
D DIIPHORN ry & Etaknimcs, G to buy
Goods. Notions, Queenawsre, &0..
cm Me northwest Owner of the Diamond. Get-
Colman. A.
Valiaeilk, 0 1 4 WPM
vuaBUCO and
RAWS. natboad
GEITYSBUIIG, PA., FRIDAY, JIINE.I9, 1868.
OF' ALL KLVIA
CA.K/gi, PRETZELS, &C.
eiIRISTIA:C 11OFFM.k.V.
?REIT' Is, THAT PREVIT DOM.
The spider wears a plain brown dress.,
And she is a stoady spinner;
To see her, quiet as i mouse,
thnsig about her silver house,
You could never, never, never guess
The nay •he tarts her dinner!
She 10. konh If Itti dcought of ill
In WI her Idle had %tiered her,
hut•whl le she mores with eareful treed,
And while she optss her silken [Mend,
Is planning, planninthi4onning still
The.may to ill) coma murder •
aky calla, who read Wig simple lay
Will, eyes thlwn dropt and tender,.
IMlnt tuber lite old Proverb Ka% s
That pretty Is %bleb pretty dor.,
Arid that Irdrt h does not tro nor stay
I or po‘t•rtv rfor hpl,uttUr.
• r.. not the house, stul not the I •
That tuAkes the saint or itinner.
neo It spider It non spin,
shut st Ili her webs of siker In,
u b ind be, r, nee er, sap er
'l•he wny she gets ht•r dinner!
WIIAT FRANK TROT GHT AIRILY
MARRYING.
"And when are you and Kate going to
he married
The speaker Was . one of two young
men, smoking cigar s In a private room.
"If you mean Kate Kelso, never.. It's
all very men to dative with sueli a girl,
Ina no pbor imm would think of marry
ing her "
"Why not, Frank? She's hand-
Wine, accomplisMd, in the very best,set,
dressVs exquisitely, and will have a for
tune Will4l Mr. Kelso dies."
"Look here, Charley, do you think
I'm a fool? can't afford marry
Miss Kelso; and it Is Just be da use she
is in the fasionablc set, dresses expen
sively and has expectations from her
father. I ant only beginning to succeed
at the bar. It is a long time, as you
know from your own experience
as a physician, before a large income
can be earned in a profession. As yet I
ant not earning such an Income. Miss
Kel-o has been brought up luxuriously.
Her father keeps a .carriage, goes to a
watering•place every summer, anti en
tertains constantly when at home.
Kate is so 'accustomed to the excitement
of society, has been so much admired
and flattered, has had her every wish so
anticipated, that the prosaic life of a
wife, on a narrow income, would soon
destroy any little itimance with which
she Wight enter the married state. Iler
very dres-es, my dear fellow, would eat
op hall my earnings." _
I think you are bard on her. Any
true woman, if she marries the man she
loves. will cheerfully submit to sacrifi
ces for his sake."
"go it is said, and so, in justice lo the
sex, most of them, at least, try to do.
Ilut, Charley, old fellow, you" and I
know, from our own experience, that
habit is stronger than good resolutions.
A man, brought up in luxury, cannot live
as cheaply, If he gets poor, as the son of
a poor man. ,or can woman either.
A rich man's daughter is not the girl for
a poor man's wife. It isn't her fault ;
it's her min fortune."
"But you lose sight of the fact,. that
Kate will inherit a share of her Father
property."
"Not at all. Mr. Keko.is only fifty,
hale and hearty. He will live probably
for twenty years yet. sot till he dies
can hi+ daughter get a cent. Meantime
Rho will spend a+ much extra, every
year, rib will represent the interest of the
fortune she Will inherit. At the evil of
the twenty years,. - long before that, I
should be. ruined, or else broken• down
in health iu consequence of being in
debt and over-worked."
that's true, See what a scrape
Harry Smith has got Into!"
"Yes. He Married the ,daughter of a
Wan said to be worth a million. Ofd
Mr. Cary (lid not give her a penny. She
had her wedding outfit, but that was all.
On Harry's part,. there was nothing, to
support her with, except what he made
out of 'his Mishima ; and he was but a
young merehant, with but very little re
alized wealth. Sophy tiary was stylish
and fond of making a dash. She had
the reputation of dressing better than,
any girl in her set; which meant that
her .ivardinbe coat the most. Harry
took his wife to the Continental Hotel,
for even he had sense enough to know
he couldn't afford to gg to housekeeping
in the only way in which Sophy wourfi
consent to go—that Is, with a house on
Walnut street, or at least on Chestnut
street, furniture from Paris, a ball every
winter, and all that sort of thing.
Heaven knows what he paid for his par
lor and chamber, but it was a fabulous
sum ; or what would have been thought
FO in the days of your father or mine.
In the summer they went to Saratoga—
for Sophy wouldn't stoop to country
boarding. There she had her pony
phteton and a dozen Paris dresses. In
the fall the hard times came, and Harry
failed, partly because he neglected his
business to be at Saratoga, and partly
because he spent too much money. I
understand he owes twice as much as he
eau pay. The principal creditor Is re
ported to have said that it would have
been cheaper to give Harry the salary of
a bank president, and let him do noth
ing. Now, this is, I admit, an excep
tionalicatte. Sophy was unusually ex
travagant, even more so than Kate.
But she is a type, after all, of a large
class that frighten loung men and keep
them' from marrying."
"But what is to be done? We all ex
pect to marry some day; and tikere are
no girls except, girls like Kate or SO
phy."
"I beg your pardon~ There are plen
ty of them, Ot soun3e, to find the right
Mad, you must, I am afraid, generally
go outside of the fashionable set. For.lt
is only the daughters and wiven of rich
-men that can afford to be fashionible.
Other women haven't the time to waste
in receptions and parties, day after day
and night after night. Nor can any but
the rich afford to dress in the extrava
gant manner In Whkh fashionable wo
men, in great cities like this, dress now
aMayit. If you wish a wife you must
look elsewhere for one, nnless, Indeed,
yim are a millionaire."
•
"Where would you look ?"
"There are plenty of families, thou
sands of them In Philadelphia, anittens
of thousands In country towns and villa
ges, where the daughters are well edam
ied, and yet have been brought up to
help themselves. I know one where
one daughter, who has a taste In that di
rection, makes all the bonnets she and
her sisters wear. Another Is a eapital
dressmaker. All attend to household
affairs. They make cake, prepare des
sert, and could, I've no doubt, bake
bread. Yet they are quite as Intelligent
and companionable as Kate Kelso and
her set. No min, with the right feeling,
wlithes to make his wife a drudge. But
we men have to work, and why
shouldn't women lake their share?"
"Well,since you speak of it, I can re
cult such'finnilies also. But they don't
140 to balls and dance the Germania."
"No. The daughters of such fatullieg
are taught to think home-virtues better
than mere surface accomplishments.
Men 'want true women fur wives, and
not were butterflies."
"1 rhall Lc euriotr, Front:, to •ee your
wife."
"If you will coal° with lac to-morrow
evening, I will introduce you to the
young lady--who has promised to fill that
position. She is the daughter of a v. id
ow, abd has been brought up economi
r,ally, brought up like the girls I have
been describing to you. She does not go
out much into soci e ty, b eea u s ,...th„.
not afford it ; though, from her connec
tions, she could, If she wished, go into
the very best. But I do not think she
regrets it. As for her real accomplish
menbr, her knowledge of literature, mu
sic,- and art, she is as far above INliss
Kelso as heaven is above earth. In faut,
('barley, how can merely fashionable
girls he accomplished:. at least, In the
true sense of the word" They are up rill
night at balls, and so have to sleep half
the next day. They've iris time to rend,
even If they wished to; but, as a class,
they don't wish to. All they think of,
or talk about, iv the hearts or their dres
ses. It's chatter, chatter, and nothing
dye. We d ince Is Ml' them, but we
don't pretend to love them. A little
gossip is all they are up tn. Now and
then we make a morning , call, but who
thinks of spending an everting with
them ?" " . -
"Coen., come, you are too severe. A
good many of them are redly brilliant
talker 4, at least I find them so."
"Yes, the bv,t of them is at a hall.
Ent if you marry one of them you will
find, my dear fellow, that she keeps her
brilliant talk for society, and Is as stupid
as stupid can be at home. The elim
pagne foams for the public; for you the
stale wine only is left. I tell you, Char
ley, I am not a bit more peyere than
truth compel,' me to be. I don't won
der men, in what ti called good society,
marry no rarely. A wife in one!, circles
is too expensive a luxury A girl, In
teed of being your help-mate, is a clog
On you. We have to, do all the work,
anil they vet all the fun. That's why
young men don't marry—and there's the
Whole of it."
so ended the conversation. Harry
married the one to whom he introduced
his friend; and that friend, after a lea
Mouths, marriedher slider. They certain
ly are both supremely happy happierthan
if either had married 1:
or any
of her type. But still, as Charley said,
perhaps they 'were too hard on girls
brought up as Kate had been. We don't
pretend to decide_ Itut we wonder ROTC
times if mothers are not the mo4t. to
blame.
EEC=
Not a thousand [Hiles from here lives
! one James Smith, or, as he is Ltmilarly
known among his hods of frit...mt.—Jim.
i 'Now, the aforesaid Jim is an eeeentrie
' in e%ery sense or the word, 3 et generrmS,
noble-hearted, and possessed of more gen
eral courage than falls to the lot of man.,
The fol lowing is, (IS neat ly as we can give
it, a relation of a nig:hes adventtne :
One morning we met him in the street,
looking rather melanelidly, and he said,
',yesterday I hit a little bad, and, Mari:
you, r I went and took a small drink ; anti
that not improving my feelings, I tried
another and another; finally, I got a lit
tle tight. In the evening I went into
the country with a friend, and, thinking
I would cool off, I took several more
drink 4 when I got there, don't you ob
serve; yes. strange to say, the more I
"drank the tighter I got, until, mark you,
I was totally unconscious when I went
' - tta bed. During the night I woke up,
and I could not imagine were,the mis
chief I was. The room was as dark as
Egypt. I heard a clock strike two in
some part of the house, mark you. I
became very anxious to learn my where
abouts, don't you observe, and, for that
purpose, arose from my bed, and after
stumbling about over a dozen chairs I
came to a table. Now mark you, I re
flected that the generality of apartments
are a perfect oblong square, ,and I deduced
from this that, by feeling along the table,
until I came to a corner, I could get ofrat
right angles, and reach' a corner of the
room, and by that guide by the wall to a
door or window. don't you observe. Fol
lowing out the Idea, I began, carefully, to
feel along the edge of the aforesaid table,
and finally, gaining confidence, I went
a little faster; the idea struck me that
it was a confoundedly long table, I for
could not get to a corner. I persevered.
Finally day broke, and when sufficient
light penetrated the apartment I knew
that I had been following a round table
all night, looking for a corner."
'THERE was a fellow in Arkansas who
was suspected of sheep stealing. At Mat
a planter riding through Llio wood per
celyed the suspected indi.l•idual emerge
from the woods, and after looking
around to see that no one was near,
walked np to a Hock of sheep and
knocked over the largest and fattest.
At this moment the planter rode up,
and, confronting the thief, exclaimed:
"Now, sir, I have got you. You can
not get off; your are caught right In the
act." '
"What act?" indignantly inquired
the shier.
"Why, sheep•stealing," was the em
phatic reply.
"Sir, you had better mind how you
charge a respectable 'American citizen
with such a crime as sheep-stealing,"
replied the gentleman with the pen
chant for mutton.
"Now, sir, will you deny that I saw
you kill the sheep?"
"No, air," was the answer; "I did
kilt It, and I'd do It, again under the
same circumstances. I'll kill any
body's sheep_ that_bitesme as I'm going
peaceably along the road."
AUNT SUSAN, about seventy years of
age, is "unanimous" on man. She
says: "If all the men were taken -off',
she'd make arrangements for her funer
al forthwith." She also says :"'Suppose
"Suppose
all the men were In one eountry, and all
the women in another, with a big river
between them! Obod gracious! What
lots of poor women wduld be drowned."
"Mu. FOOTE," said a lady to the th.
mous comedian, "do you nevergo to
church?" ' •
' "No, madam," he'replied, "not that
I see 'any harm in 0." •
60T11 'HAIL-NO. 37,
CUINERE IRFATAVILCIT
M. Hue thus describes a meal at an
eating-house in Toloul\Toor
"A long passage led us Into rapacious
apartment In which were symmetrically
set forth a ntiwber of little laden. Seate
lug ourselves at One of these, a teapot,
the luca•itnble prelude In these couutries
to every meal, was set before each of us.
You must swallow hdiuite tea, and that
boiling hot, before they will consent to
bring you anything else. At list, when
they see you thus occupied, the Comp.
troller of the Table pays yeti his °Metal
vigil ; a personage of immensely elegant
manners and ceaseless volubility of
tongue, who, after entertaining you %%hit
his vieus upon the affairs of tlic world
In general, and each tountry ill partieu
tar, concludes by annaitneing µhut there
Is to eat, and requesting your judgment
thereupon. As you mentions the dishes
you desire he repeats their Hann* in a
measured chant, for the information et
the (lovernor of the Pot. Your dinner is
served up with. tohnirable promptitude,
but before you commence. the meal eti
quette requires that you't Ise from your
seat and invite all the other company
present to partake: 'Come,' you say,
with an inviting gesture; 'come, my
friends, come ordl drink U glass of wine
with me ; tome and eat a plate of rice,'
and so on. 'Nu, thank you,";replies eve
rybody, 'do you rattler come and sent_
yourself at my table. It is I who invites
. you,' and so the matter ends. By this
ceremony you have 'manifested your
honor,' as the phrase runs, and you rosy
now sit down and eat it your honor?) in
comfort, your character us a gentleman
being perfectly established.
"When you rise to depart the Comp•
'troller of the Table again appears. As
you cross the apartment with Lim, he
ehantsover again the names of the dishes
you have had, this time appending the
prices, and terminating with the sum
total, announced with especial emphasis,
Which, proceediug to the counter, you
then deposit in the money box. In gen
eral, the Chinese reslintrateurs are quite
as skillful as those of France In exciting
the vanity of the guests, and promoting
the consumption of their commodities."
"DON' r ei No SUCH Fr.Eumi."
—Deacon Sillies was un austere man,
who followed oystering, and wan of 'the
hai Thedeaeou "anus
made it a pint" to tell his customers that
the money which he received for "biters"
did not belong to good Fath
er made the inters," said the deacon,
"and the money Is his'n ; only a
tdoomt '"Phey do say the deacon had a
way of getting about ten emits more on a
hundred by his peculiar method of doing
business for somebody else. One Sunday
morning the old fellow was tearing round
from house to house, with a suspicious
bit of currency in his hand, and more
thou a suspicion of rage In his face.
Some one hod given lion a bad fifty
cents, and "he wasn't &loin' to meettu'
till that are was fixed up." "Why, dem
con," said one of his customers, whom
he had tackled about it, "what's the
odd+ ? what need you care? tion't yours,
you know; you arc only a sleward; It
Isn't your loss." The deacon shifted his
shoulder, walked to the door, unshipped
his quid, and said: "Yeas, that's so; but
if you think that I'm again' to stand by
and see the Lord cheated out of fifty .
cello, you're ini , taken. I that foqfcr no
much ferlin' ."'
Fly': young ladies of (lalene,
were reeehtly speaking in flattering
terms of their own phykical endurance,
and were bantered by two young gentle
men who heard them, to saw a cord of
wood, offering as a premium the sum of
$lOO. They necepted the propositinn,
had a cord of wood deposited two miles
from town, and their jeweled hands ac
complished the task in a few hours. On
paying the $lOO, one of the young gen
tlemen offered $lO for a load of sawed
wood, to be delivered in ("Thiene. Next
morning the mischievous virgins put
flee sticks in a buggy (a load of course,)
and dumped t h e same in tolvl, as direc
ted. The challvagers have nothing fur
ther to say on the sawzbilek question.
A CURIOUS BAROMETER.-A Bostonian
has a toy barometer on exhibition, wpith
consists of a miniature cottage with two
doors. At one of thew stands a man
clad in purple and fine linen; while at
the other appeth a female arrayed in
like apparel. If there are signs of rain,
the man steps boldly out of the house,
while the woman shrinks into the cot
tage. But If the signs are favorable, the
woman goes forth to shop and gossip,
while the man sts at home and tends
the house and ba by.
VERY AFFEcTuco.—A farmer going to
"get his grist ground" at a mill, borrow
ed a bag of one of his neighbors. The
poor man was somehow or other knocked
into the water by the water wheel and
the bag went with him. He was drown
ed, and when the melancholy news was
brought to his wife, she exclaimed, "My
gracious, what a fuss there'll be now
about that bag!"
THE New Orleans clergymen complain
that "bands of politicians, attended in
some instances with music, traversed
parishes on Sundays, calling the colored
people away from their sanctuaries for
many weeks to political harangues."
This is the Radical method of elevating
the Weeks to a proper conception of their
moral duties.
Taxan Is a man in Boston so absent
minded that meeting his son on the
street a day or two since, he extended
his hand to him and Inquired: "Bow
do you do? When Is your father com
ing home."
A PHOTOGRAPHER in Gloucester,
Afttet., was astonished by a young wo
man who came to ask innocently:
"How long does it take to get a photo;
graph after you leave your measure?"
PARTICULAR gentleman (exhibiting a
singular looking animal In a 'soup ladle.)
"Walter, do you know what this 6Yu
"That, sir, looks like a mouse sir. No
charge for It, air "
THE country has seen what follows
from going after Thad. Stevens and the
rest of the reVolutioillsts, 7 . "wholly out
side the constitution." By November it
will conclude to get in out of the wet.
AN ambitions mechanic In New York
displays as if sign "The First National
Carpenter WNW."
" RecowErrAmerm certainty the
most gigantic swindling • enterprise ot
modern Wow , .
Witfflillerrl9slllVlMl ?ME alitifu.'
The question
,le i lften,aeked, "What
has nen'. Gristle / against 'the' AMA?" or
"Why did he Issue that notorious proela,
matlon driving all Jewa and other vag.i:
bonds outside hie encampment?" And,
not having seen published any sathillieto
ry answer, I will give you what I sup
pose to be the real cause of hie flisHke of
tho Jews. During the winter of 1869 and
1880, white Grant was living at aele e,
he took It loto hie head to commence
buelnees on hie own hook ; and thinking
there was a speculation - lo buyingdoirso
ed hogs and then to Chicago,
he came down to the town of Bellevue,
lying some 12 miler; southwest on the
eat bank of the i‘ilsidsslppl, for the pur
pose of haying of fanners as ttey'eatne
to town with their pork, and having It
haultnl.lu Galena, and ,there shipped on
the railroad to Chicago, or In any other
way disposed of so as to , make a profit,
which was very honorable, and if m n ,
tiged underitandingly mold have been
made a profitable buslneam. There lived
L that, Urne In Balluvue a tii!ta by Um+
name of Rohelittml, who )V4ll IS Jew,
and who was In the pork trade, otad, , of
enurbv, would he glad to keep th e t rode
1114WW11 liStlitS; Fo Fle.delerfaffted, tf pot-
Fade, not to gi ve Bomb wool' of at Aimee,
and the first two or three loads were bid
up far beyond Its rent value, and finally
sold to rata. By this time Itooeuthul
h+covered thot G ran t, know no illirerenco
betwcou light and ht ( itVy hogs, when, In
reality, there is a difference of at lewd
one dollar per hundred,—heavy hogs be
teg worth one dollar the most,—the hogs
already purchased by Grant being light,
and he havlw; paid the 411 prier for
,heavy hogs. So Rosenthal goal to hi;
warehouse; selects Mit ell his light hogs,
.enough to load two, or three wagon.;
gets some farmers who had wostbsokir
ou their wagons to load on the hogm,drtve
out of town by another street, and mute
In on the main road to the corner where
I ley were buying. .•Itosentlittl meet..
lent there by another ctreet, end Com , .
towed bidding against Grant, find, afte •
hiding the - pork up to - the full value if
eau pork, lt. , wita sold to Omit: limb
the joke, irr "sell," being too good to
keep, it was not half an hour before
everybody nearly was splitting with
laughter to see how the Jow had sold the
Galenkpork buyer; w•hleh 80 disgusted.
Grant, that he went home that *night:
and was never seen in Donor'? after.
And that transaction so embittered hint
against the old tribe of hirael that
toubL whether he could not be recol:.
cilud. And this Is undoubtedly the whole
cause of the expulsion of Jews from bis
cam p. ( 76 Tites.
I=
Pulaski, as Is well known, was- an
adroit swordsman, as he was perfect In
horsemumhip, and he ever rode a power
ful and fleet charger. During the rk
tr e at of tile Amerman army
a through
New Jersey, - In the darkest days of our
national adversity, Pulaski was, with a
*mall party of horsemen, pursued by µ
large body of British cavalry, the lender
Of which was, a good homeiest), and
mounted nearly as welt as Pulaski. ru.
Loki rode In the rear of his detachment,
and the British captain In front. o? Woo
he commanded.
The morning suit was shining bright
ly, casting oblique shadows, and as the
pumped party entur6l a lung narrow
lane, Pulaski, having satimlled himself of
the ants:whir speed and command of his
horse over that of Ids pursuer, !slackened
his pace and kept his home to the tilde
of the lane fluffiest from the sue• rut
pursuing racer emeriti in hot haste, p is.
sword raised No as to make the decisive
cut upon l'u laity as swum he could reach
him. Pulaski rode as though he heard
not the advance upon him—yet he kept
his eyes fixed warily upon-the ground
on:the side afire horse toward the sun (Hi
the right. As soon as he saw the shad
ow of his pursuer's horse gain uliou law,
and that the harsn's head, by his shadow,
had gained about half the length of lila
own horse's body, he gave the sudden
sword•cut of Si. George with his power
ful arm, and saw the qppapuia.4 heo
of the English officer follow the stroke.
Ills mathematical eye bad measured
the distance by the position orate shad
ow so,accurately, and his position giving
a long back reach of his right arm, while
the eross stroke-of his pursuer must have
been made at a touch.altorter distance to
save taken effect—that the pnraning ssff
leer lost his head before lie easpeulesi
hat Ills proximity wsis known, or that a
slow was meditated.
MR. COLFAX'S CHARITABLE" LiEI
TURES.—Schuyler Colfax gets $lO,OOO a
year as the'Spealier of the HoUso or
resentatives, and we should think he
might afford to lecture for charitable
purposes at Ass than $2OO a simple lee
ture—the price he charged in Trenton.
We learn, tiatit alter paytog Mr. Colfax
$2OO, and the other eiipenses, the gettiae
men interested In the Widow's and Sia
'gle Women's Home had to make. up the
SUM of $5 each; and had they not ,done
so, these old ladies, for whose benefit the
whole thing was arranged, wotild pot
have received a cent.
But Mr. Collar Is only a specimen
brick of the avaricious, grasping (Mime.
Lion of this party of "gram/moral Ideas."
All their speakers who• came to 'speak
for their "bleeding" country, or for
charity, charged-goodiromu t tikEnss. Pal)
Sickles charged the cotwattita of Tren
ton fur his speech at Taylor Hall, some
say, MO. Some :of the Massachusetts
speakers actually sued the committees of
towns in New Jersey for their servloeit!
—Treidon True Americas., May 52.
So for, In the-itiatory-of.the world, no
other rape hit the Whiter race has ever
succeeded in establishing and preserving
a Republican form of government—and
not all the branches even of the White.
race seem to be able to do it. This onp
foot should have more influence, upon
sensible men than a girt load of superfi
cial abstract theories about batulal rights.
Pr Is said that both Grant and Colfax
consider their chances of election
edtire
ly too slim to warrant their resignation,
and they have concluded to .hold op r to
what they have.
To asertaln whether your wife Is jeal
ous, lace up another ladts shoe, and let
her catch you at it. If that don't make
her turn cat, spit, and become romid
shoultiered, nothing ever will.
WHEN Donnelly said Washburne-car
rled Grant In his breeches pocket, Beset
Butler remarked, "It was the proper
place for small change." - •
HELLER 12 111 "roidon — frith a new
trick which he calls the "di?' of the
Period." Se throws a young wagtail;
aged 16, out of a bat. ' ' • ,
Two people want a President who can
sometimes look above and beyond the
trivlalties of olgar smoke, dogs and fast
hqrsee.
"Ereartne---wigihinee. is- We price of.
liberiy.' Precisely. The eternal nig
ger is:the-pine et.while.reen's lies hi:
WlllOll.ll a4p• .
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