THIS GETTIIIIIIIJIMO CO/MIL= TILEDILT, • 111' FL 7. krrAxl.g. Tattb.—TWo Dot.l.nius per 84120111 M rtstrailci— . Two noLLARA AND FIFTY CF-ITN II AlutiAld lu nthenve. No ADuseriptioll. rill,* nt tbenprlon ur thn pobt I •Itnr,blllll ntl Al./1,111w. , Are Aos E!:rigmaiENT9 Init.tlr•f nt The tumid rates.— latWe reslurtlon ' to thnAll who advertise by the year. J•plt PRI •TTIV(I. - of every gleserlptlon—frent the nrentlest label or enttl to the largest tutegYhtll .vr tvvtter-Lrlotte With tihapettch, in s werktnitn; I tlre‘ttutn re•r, end st the lowerit Wrist rates. tit t tr o t On ItAltletere street, is Sew deers above the f'ssirt-liouse, on the Oppbsite side , with "Get:will:inn; Compiler Ottlear . on the tattthig. Physicians, ie. ~• Yw C ONA UGHS JOHN N. BAAII7R, ' At1ITI10EI":4 AICL! l;OUNSELIA11141. I.lttY3 V 11/1111 AssocLAlnd JOAN 31. I]. I,4:AL 111, Iry.. In the 1'4,104er of tlo At Mace, /111• dour caret of Ilueltler's Orus • flvorrA. , rnlirc .l rent. ywrlu tatimtk,nNiv.e!!tA suits, rAllt.rt Inns end • I lean It of -- eAtatroi. All logs.VtAtt , im..ti and It, I tit, to 1'..1.1 , 4115. li.ltinty, nu. fr. t 4,y , :lAA num • ug.llllA stuti ; nt tlmi e, promptly I A ~n l4lo,tivarttuklod. I _old Kormoi,AIOCItIV Ullll 011.11. , 0 Farlllfi for lo an.) 4,1111 \ AU4,t hint's. L W.V. A. lit - Nt.I.V. • , , Tft..ll4l:x AT L IW, , \ uplll attend to all !..; 11 bwlnaca en'llliatel to him, tn. haling the ) ,, ..e.nr1n.1.4 l'enaJnna, Bounty. hack l'ay,tu.i air . 1... 4;0,4 l/le et 1 ,11.0.1 zjyttAta o,k.nd State ( •,,, • lIIAI nth. ~ni..• In toril,•a•...t cornerof Diantond, nett 3fa h,nr, l'.n 'a - • kW I 1,, ,tit'. ti \ • Jac. 11. 1.17F4,1,,F.11, ' vil.,lt`:lll A'l JAW, c ' t LITTLESVOWN. 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PHYSICIANS A:Vit COUNTRY MERCIIANT7+ SLPPLIED AT REDUCED RATES. Medicine.. fundslull AT ALI: 1101 . 1L4 OF TIIE xit.ur. Night bell nt the dour. April 'I, lint. If NEW GOODS. Cheaper than Ever ILEEERT (5. _ELLIOTT, Opptoile the fiord-home, artiyaberry, .4..•:ted a nuu 1.1141 large nmor SPRING & SUMMER GOODS •1 oil IS, TWF:LI•4, • (iIN4.IIANV., I.AWNs!, ' PRINTS, I CE It EGE-.4, SC., SC 111 hl . Vin‘111,111 • 1111•In — holug ilvtertnlned er.t tahli lorivr, .11 • 111 L!.l\ om) SEGAR STORE,_ !/,' _lf .11 0 7'.L L Thr miari.llole.l tine runw,cti Irix Segar Store MEI =2 I=l where L e asks •a roulluuuurr of the puhlh• s pu tronage Ills new-lo anon Is one of the most =9 :nnl In stock of segql,l 11111011,4 tic 111.113 t. thole =9 1I on 11 1: pep ou 1411111 thi• 810 NI'S, owl 4 will tim.n{fattur , Jur yeneout mete throughout the County. 11...wi1l gull at thr lowt priev =I Iteuaetkilx.r the phi,e,ln the llhamond;betweeti Brinkerhnfra Story and Meeleiian's WASIIINUTON A 3, 1844. lf RE-BUILT ! Confectionery and Ice Cream Saloon J,OIIN . GRUEL, ebti»ibcrsburg Street, Gettysburg, l'a., next door to Eagle Hotel, having eninpleted.hle new building, hint opened Me largestrassortment of Confer.llona es er offered In tiettymburg, including FRENCH AND CONDON CANDIFI4, Toys, Nuts, he., end everything belorieng to arist-elp. Confectionery, with special nerornmo datlonli fur Dulles and Lientletnett. TOE CREAM supplied on shortest notice Feb.l4. IWY4. tf THE OLD FREIGHT LINE TO BALTIMORE T UE undersigned continues to nip Ws Freight Line to Baltimore, twice a week: Depot—corner of Railroad and Washington ettreetx, Gettysburg. Cars run to Ilughen Q Enierson's,l2l North street, Baltimore. Freight carried each way, at the lowest rates. The patronage of his old friends and the public solicited. Goods to be marked W3l. E. BIDDI.F.. • The new Wareham. will soon be up, when the Grain and Produce business will be carried on se heretofore. Highest prkwe now paid far April 17, DIM ft ANOTHER BAKERY. 1 11114 uuderaigned has owned a Bakery at the oorner of Washington and High streets, Getty& bora, and Invites the public's patronage FRESII BREAD, ROLLS, Twin, _EYDRY DAY By urdng the beat of dent and other anatazialc and doing hia work wen. be Impair* glee lathlike- tion In every case. (.Nall at or send your orders to the Bakery, corner of Watiltington and High street., opposite the Fertutie Institute end Pow ers's Granite Yard. April 17. 1568, ft LAWRENCE D. DIETZ & CO., WHOLESALB DEALEIBI IN , i'ANCYBOOLfi NOTIONS, _ IMAIERY and VARIETIEQ. Na 808 Weer Baltimore Brea, Between Howard & Liberty Streetr May 7,1804. Baltimore aid. ATTENTION, ZOIIAVFS I THE Gettysburg Zonaves will meet for business and drill eveajTHURBDAY SVENING until hirther orders. Every member is requesd to be present enter special meetings dal mem bers abthemselves will - be fined as the By-laws prescribe. By order of the Captain. WY E . R. EYSTER, Ist her Jan. Si, NOR. tf oyour to D DIIPHORN ry & Etaknimcs, G to buy Goods. Notions, Queenawsre, &0.. cm Me northwest Owner of the Diamond. Get- Colman. A. Valiaeilk, 0 1 4 WPM vuaBUCO and RAWS. natboad GEITYSBUIIG, PA., FRIDAY, JIINE.I9, 1868. OF' ALL KLVIA CA.K/gi, PRETZELS, &C. eiIRISTIA:C 11OFFM.k.V. ?REIT' Is, THAT PREVIT DOM. The spider wears a plain brown dress., And she is a stoady spinner; To see her, quiet as i mouse, thnsig about her silver house, You could never, never, never guess The nay •he tarts her dinner! She 10. konh If Itti dcought of ill In WI her Idle had %tiered her, hut•whl le she mores with eareful treed, And while she optss her silken [Mend, Is planning, planninthi4onning still The.may to ill) coma murder • aky calla, who read Wig simple lay Will, eyes thlwn dropt and tender,. IMlnt tuber lite old Proverb Ka% s That pretty Is %bleb pretty dor., Arid that Irdrt h does not tro nor stay I or po‘t•rtv rfor hpl,uttUr. • r.. not the house, stul not the I • That tuAkes the saint or itinner. neo It spider It non spin, shut st Ili her webs of siker In, u b ind be, r, nee er, sap er 'l•he wny she gets ht•r dinner! WIIAT FRANK TROT GHT AIRILY MARRYING. "And when are you and Kate going to he married The speaker Was . one of two young men, smoking cigar s In a private room. "If you mean Kate Kelso, never.. It's all very men to dative with sueli a girl, Ina no pbor imm would think of marry ing her " "Why not, Frank? She's hand- Wine, accomplisMd, in the very best,set, dressVs exquisitely, and will have a for tune Will4l Mr. Kelso dies." "Look here, Charley, do you think I'm a fool? can't afford marry Miss Kelso; and it Is Just be da use she is in the fasionablc set, dresses expen sively and has expectations from her father. I ant only beginning to succeed at the bar. It is a long time, as you know from your own experience as a physician, before a large income can be earned in a profession. As yet I ant not earning such an Income. Miss Kel-o has been brought up luxuriously. Her father keeps a .carriage, goes to a watering•place every summer, anti en tertains constantly when at home. Kate is so 'accustomed to the excitement of society, has been so much admired and flattered, has had her every wish so anticipated, that the prosaic life of a wife, on a narrow income, would soon destroy any little itimance with which she Wight enter the married state. Iler very dres-es, my dear fellow, would eat op hall my earnings." _ I think you are bard on her. Any true woman, if she marries the man she loves. will cheerfully submit to sacrifi ces for his sake." "go it is said, and so, in justice lo the sex, most of them, at least, try to do. Ilut, Charley, old fellow, you" and I know, from our own experience, that habit is stronger than good resolutions. A man, brought up in luxury, cannot live as cheaply, If he gets poor, as the son of a poor man. ,or can woman either. A rich man's daughter is not the girl for a poor man's wife. It isn't her fault ; it's her min fortune." "But you lose sight of the fact,. that Kate will inherit a share of her Father property." "Not at all. Mr. Keko.is only fifty, hale and hearty. He will live probably for twenty years yet. sot till he dies can hi+ daughter get a cent. Meantime Rho will spend a+ much extra, every year, rib will represent the interest of the fortune she Will inherit. At the evil of the twenty years,. - long before that, I should be. ruined, or else broken• down in health iu consequence of being in debt and over-worked." that's true, See what a scrape Harry Smith has got Into!" "Yes. He Married the ,daughter of a Wan said to be worth a million. Ofd Mr. Cary (lid not give her a penny. She had her wedding outfit, but that was all. On Harry's part,. there was nothing, to support her with, except what he made out of 'his Mishima ; and he was but a young merehant, with but very little re alized wealth. Sophy tiary was stylish and fond of making a dash. She had the reputation of dressing better than, any girl in her set; which meant that her .ivardinbe coat the most. Harry took his wife to the Continental Hotel, for even he had sense enough to know he couldn't afford to gg to housekeeping in the only way in which Sophy wourfi consent to go—that Is, with a house on Walnut street, or at least on Chestnut street, furniture from Paris, a ball every winter, and all that sort of thing. Heaven knows what he paid for his par lor and chamber, but it was a fabulous sum ; or what would have been thought FO in the days of your father or mine. In the summer they went to Saratoga— for Sophy wouldn't stoop to country boarding. There she had her pony phteton and a dozen Paris dresses. In the fall the hard times came, and Harry failed, partly because he neglected his business to be at Saratoga, and partly because he spent too much money. I understand he owes twice as much as he eau pay. The principal creditor Is re ported to have said that it would have been cheaper to give Harry the salary of a bank president, and let him do noth ing. Now, this is, I admit, an excep tionalicatte. Sophy was unusually ex travagant, even more so than Kate. But she is a type, after all, of a large class that frighten loung men and keep them' from marrying." "But what is to be done? We all ex pect to marry some day; and tikere are no girls except, girls like Kate or SO phy." "I beg your pardon~ There are plen ty of them, Ot soun3e, to find the right Mad, you must, I am afraid, generally go outside of the fashionable set. For.lt is only the daughters and wiven of rich -men that can afford to be fashionible. Other women haven't the time to waste in receptions and parties, day after day and night after night. Nor can any but the rich afford to dress in the extrava gant manner In Whkh fashionable wo men, in great cities like this, dress now aMayit. If you wish a wife you must look elsewhere for one, nnless, Indeed, yim are a millionaire." • "Where would you look ?" "There are plenty of families, thou sands of them In Philadelphia, anittens of thousands In country towns and villa ges, where the daughters are well edam ied, and yet have been brought up to help themselves. I know one where one daughter, who has a taste In that di rection, makes all the bonnets she and her sisters wear. Another Is a eapital dressmaker. All attend to household affairs. They make cake, prepare des sert, and could, I've no doubt, bake bread. Yet they are quite as Intelligent and companionable as Kate Kelso and her set. No min, with the right feeling, wlithes to make his wife a drudge. But we men have to work, and why shouldn't women lake their share?" "Well,since you speak of it, I can re cult such'finnilies also. But they don't 140 to balls and dance the Germania." "No. The daughters of such fatullieg are taught to think home-virtues better than mere surface accomplishments. Men 'want true women fur wives, and not were butterflies." "1 rhall Lc euriotr, Front:, to •ee your wife." "If you will coal° with lac to-morrow evening, I will introduce you to the young lady--who has promised to fill that position. She is the daughter of a v. id ow, abd has been brought up economi r,ally, brought up like the girls I have been describing to you. She does not go out much into soci e ty, b eea u s ,...th„. not afford it ; though, from her connec tions, she could, If she wished, go into the very best. But I do not think she regrets it. As for her real accomplish menbr, her knowledge of literature, mu sic,- and art, she is as far above INliss Kelso as heaven is above earth. In faut, ('barley, how can merely fashionable girls he accomplished:. at least, In the true sense of the word" They are up rill night at balls, and so have to sleep half the next day. They've iris time to rend, even If they wished to; but, as a class, they don't wish to. All they think of, or talk about, iv the hearts or their dres ses. It's chatter, chatter, and nothing dye. We d ince Is Ml' them, but we don't pretend to love them. A little gossip is all they are up tn. Now and then we make a morning , call, but who thinks of spending an everting with them ?" " . - "Coen., come, you are too severe. A good many of them are redly brilliant talker 4, at least I find them so." "Yes, the bv,t of them is at a hall. Ent if you marry one of them you will find, my dear fellow, that she keeps her brilliant talk for society, and Is as stupid as stupid can be at home. The elim pagne foams for the public; for you the stale wine only is left. I tell you, Char ley, I am not a bit more peyere than truth compel,' me to be. I don't won der men, in what ti called good society, marry no rarely. A wife in one!, circles is too expensive a luxury A girl, In teed of being your help-mate, is a clog On you. We have to, do all the work, anil they vet all the fun. That's why young men don't marry—and there's the Whole of it." so ended the conversation. Harry married the one to whom he introduced his friend; and that friend, after a lea Mouths, marriedher slider. They certain ly are both supremely happy happierthan if either had married 1: or any of her type. But still, as Charley said, perhaps they 'were too hard on girls brought up as Kate had been. We don't pretend to decide_ Itut we wonder ROTC times if mothers are not the mo4t. to blame. EEC= Not a thousand [Hiles from here lives ! one James Smith, or, as he is Ltmilarly known among his hods of frit...mt.—Jim. i 'Now, the aforesaid Jim is an eeeentrie ' in e%ery sense or the word, 3 et generrmS, noble-hearted, and possessed of more gen eral courage than falls to the lot of man., The fol lowing is, (IS neat ly as we can give it, a relation of a nig:hes adventtne : One morning we met him in the street, looking rather melanelidly, and he said, ',yesterday I hit a little bad, and, Mari: you, r I went and took a small drink ; anti that not improving my feelings, I tried another and another; finally, I got a lit tle tight. In the evening I went into the country with a friend, and, thinking I would cool off, I took several more drink 4 when I got there, don't you ob serve; yes. strange to say, the more I "drank the tighter I got, until, mark you, I was totally unconscious when I went ' - tta bed. During the night I woke up, and I could not imagine were,the mis chief I was. The room was as dark as Egypt. I heard a clock strike two in some part of the house, mark you. I became very anxious to learn my where abouts, don't you observe, and, for that purpose, arose from my bed, and after stumbling about over a dozen chairs I came to a table. Now mark you, I re flected that the generality of apartments are a perfect oblong square, ,and I deduced from this that, by feeling along the table, until I came to a corner, I could get ofrat right angles, and reach' a corner of the room, and by that guide by the wall to a door or window. don't you observe. Fol lowing out the Idea, I began, carefully, to feel along the edge of the aforesaid table, and finally, gaining confidence, I went a little faster; the idea struck me that it was a confoundedly long table, I for could not get to a corner. I persevered. Finally day broke, and when sufficient light penetrated the apartment I knew that I had been following a round table all night, looking for a corner." 'THERE was a fellow in Arkansas who was suspected of sheep stealing. At Mat a planter riding through Llio wood per celyed the suspected indi.l•idual emerge from the woods, and after looking around to see that no one was near, walked np to a Hock of sheep and knocked over the largest and fattest. At this moment the planter rode up, and, confronting the thief, exclaimed: "Now, sir, I have got you. You can not get off; your are caught right In the act." ' "What act?" indignantly inquired the shier. "Why, sheep•stealing," was the em phatic reply. "Sir, you had better mind how you charge a respectable 'American citizen with such a crime as sheep-stealing," replied the gentleman with the pen chant for mutton. "Now, sir, will you deny that I saw you kill the sheep?" "No, air," was the answer; "I did kilt It, and I'd do It, again under the same circumstances. I'll kill any body's sheep_ that_bitesme as I'm going peaceably along the road." AUNT SUSAN, about seventy years of age, is "unanimous" on man. She says: "If all the men were taken -off', she'd make arrangements for her funer al forthwith." She also says :"'Suppose "Suppose all the men were In one eountry, and all the women in another, with a big river between them! Obod gracious! What lots of poor women wduld be drowned." "Mu. FOOTE," said a lady to the th. mous comedian, "do you nevergo to church?" ' • ' "No, madam," he'replied, "not that I see 'any harm in 0." • 60T11 'HAIL-NO. 37, CUINERE IRFATAVILCIT M. Hue thus describes a meal at an eating-house in Toloul\Toor "A long passage led us Into rapacious apartment In which were symmetrically set forth a ntiwber of little laden. Seate lug ourselves at One of these, a teapot, the luca•itnble prelude In these couutries to every meal, was set before each of us. You must swallow hdiuite tea, and that boiling hot, before they will consent to bring you anything else. At list, when they see you thus occupied, the Comp. troller of the Table pays yeti his °Metal vigil ; a personage of immensely elegant manners and ceaseless volubility of tongue, who, after entertaining you %%hit his vieus upon the affairs of tlic world In general, and each tountry ill partieu tar, concludes by annaitneing µhut there Is to eat, and requesting your judgment thereupon. As you mentions the dishes you desire he repeats their Hann* in a measured chant, for the information et the (lovernor of the Pot. Your dinner is served up with. tohnirable promptitude, but before you commence. the meal eti quette requires that you't Ise from your seat and invite all the other company present to partake: 'Come,' you say, with an inviting gesture; 'come, my friends, come ordl drink U glass of wine with me ; tome and eat a plate of rice,' and so on. 'Nu, thank you,";replies eve rybody, 'do you rattler come and sent_ yourself at my table. It is I who invites . you,' and so the matter ends. By this ceremony you have 'manifested your honor,' as the phrase runs, and you rosy now sit down and eat it your honor?) in comfort, your character us a gentleman being perfectly established. "When you rise to depart the Comp• 'troller of the Table again appears. As you cross the apartment with Lim, he ehantsover again the names of the dishes you have had, this time appending the prices, and terminating with the sum total, announced with especial emphasis, Which, proceediug to the counter, you then deposit in the money box. In gen eral, the Chinese reslintrateurs are quite as skillful as those of France In exciting the vanity of the guests, and promoting the consumption of their commodities." "DON' r ei No SUCH Fr.Eumi." —Deacon Sillies was un austere man, who followed oystering, and wan of 'the hai Thedeaeou "anus made it a pint" to tell his customers that the money which he received for "biters" did not belong to good Fath er made the inters," said the deacon, "and the money Is his'n ; only a tdoomt '"Phey do say the deacon had a way of getting about ten emits more on a hundred by his peculiar method of doing business for somebody else. One Sunday morning the old fellow was tearing round from house to house, with a suspicious bit of currency in his hand, and more thou a suspicion of rage In his face. Some one hod given lion a bad fifty cents, and "he wasn't &loin' to meettu' till that are was fixed up." "Why, dem con," said one of his customers, whom he had tackled about it, "what's the odd+ ? what need you care? tion't yours, you know; you arc only a sleward; It Isn't your loss." The deacon shifted his shoulder, walked to the door, unshipped his quid, and said: "Yeas, that's so; but if you think that I'm again' to stand by and see the Lord cheated out of fifty . cello, you're ini , taken. I that foqfcr no much ferlin' ."' Fly': young ladies of (lalene, were reeehtly speaking in flattering terms of their own phykical endurance, and were bantered by two young gentle men who heard them, to saw a cord of wood, offering as a premium the sum of $lOO. They necepted the propositinn, had a cord of wood deposited two miles from town, and their jeweled hands ac complished the task in a few hours. On paying the $lOO, one of the young gen tlemen offered $lO for a load of sawed wood, to be delivered in ("Thiene. Next morning the mischievous virgins put flee sticks in a buggy (a load of course,) and dumped t h e same in tolvl, as direc ted. The challvagers have nothing fur ther to say on the sawzbilek question. A CURIOUS BAROMETER.-A Bostonian has a toy barometer on exhibition, wpith consists of a miniature cottage with two doors. At one of thew stands a man clad in purple and fine linen; while at the other appeth a female arrayed in like apparel. If there are signs of rain, the man steps boldly out of the house, while the woman shrinks into the cot tage. But If the signs are favorable, the woman goes forth to shop and gossip, while the man sts at home and tends the house and ba by. VERY AFFEcTuco.—A farmer going to "get his grist ground" at a mill, borrow ed a bag of one of his neighbors. The poor man was somehow or other knocked into the water by the water wheel and the bag went with him. He was drown ed, and when the melancholy news was brought to his wife, she exclaimed, "My gracious, what a fuss there'll be now about that bag!" THE New Orleans clergymen complain that "bands of politicians, attended in some instances with music, traversed parishes on Sundays, calling the colored people away from their sanctuaries for many weeks to political harangues." This is the Radical method of elevating the Weeks to a proper conception of their moral duties. Taxan Is a man in Boston so absent minded that meeting his son on the street a day or two since, he extended his hand to him and Inquired: "Bow do you do? When Is your father com ing home." A PHOTOGRAPHER in Gloucester, Afttet., was astonished by a young wo man who came to ask innocently: "How long does it take to get a photo; graph after you leave your measure?" PARTICULAR gentleman (exhibiting a singular looking animal In a 'soup ladle.) "Walter, do you know what this 6Yu "That, sir, looks like a mouse sir. No charge for It, air " THE country has seen what follows from going after Thad. Stevens and the rest of the reVolutioillsts, 7 . "wholly out side the constitution." By November it will conclude to get in out of the wet. AN ambitions mechanic In New York displays as if sign "The First National Carpenter WNW." " RecowErrAmerm certainty the most gigantic swindling • enterprise ot modern Wow , . Witfflillerrl9slllVlMl ?ME alitifu.' The question ,le i lften,aeked, "What has nen'. Gristle / against 'the' AMA?" or "Why did he Issue that notorious proela, matlon driving all Jewa and other vag.i: bonds outside hie encampment?" And, not having seen published any sathillieto ry answer, I will give you what I sup pose to be the real cause of hie flisHke of tho Jews. During the winter of 1869 and 1880, white Grant was living at aele e, he took It loto hie head to commence buelnees on hie own hook ; and thinking there was a speculation - lo buyingdoirso ed hogs and then to Chicago, he came down to the town of Bellevue, lying some 12 miler; southwest on the eat bank of the i‘ilsidsslppl, for the pur pose of haying of fanners as ttey'eatne to town with their pork, and having It haultnl.lu Galena, and ,there shipped on the railroad to Chicago, or In any other way disposed of so as to , make a profit, which was very honorable, and if m n , tiged underitandingly mold have been made a profitable buslneam. There lived L that, Urne In Balluvue a tii!ta by Um+ name of Rohelittml, who )V4ll IS Jew, and who was In the pork trade, otad, , of enurbv, would he glad to keep th e t rode 1114WW11 liStlitS; Fo Fle.delerfaffted, tf pot- Fade, not to gi ve Bomb wool' of at Aimee, and the first two or three loads were bid up far beyond Its rent value, and finally sold to rata. By this time Itooeuthul h+covered thot G ran t, know no illirerenco betwcou light and ht ( itVy hogs, when, In reality, there is a difference of at lewd one dollar per hundred,—heavy hogs be teg worth one dollar the most,—the hogs already purchased by Grant being light, and he havlw; paid the 411 prier for ,heavy hogs. So Rosenthal goal to hi; warehouse; selects Mit ell his light hogs, .enough to load two, or three wagon.; gets some farmers who had wostbsokir ou their wagons to load on the hogm,drtve out of town by another street, and mute In on the main road to the corner where I ley were buying. .•Itosentlittl meet.. lent there by another ctreet, end Com , . towed bidding against Grant, find, afte • hiding the - pork up to - the full value if eau pork, lt. , wita sold to Omit: limb the joke, irr "sell," being too good to keep, it was not half an hour before everybody nearly was splitting with laughter to see how the Jow had sold the Galenkpork buyer; w•hleh 80 disgusted. Grant, that he went home that *night: and was never seen in Donor'? after. And that transaction so embittered hint against the old tribe of hirael that toubL whether he could not be recol:. cilud. And this Is undoubtedly the whole cause of the expulsion of Jews from bis cam p. ( 76 Tites. I= Pulaski, as Is well known, was- an adroit swordsman, as he was perfect In horsemumhip, and he ever rode a power ful and fleet charger. During the rk tr e at of tile Amerman army a through New Jersey, - In the darkest days of our national adversity, Pulaski was, with a *mall party of horsemen, pursued by µ large body of British cavalry, the lender Of which was, a good homeiest), and mounted nearly as welt as Pulaski. ru. Loki rode In the rear of his detachment, and the British captain In front. o? Woo he commanded. The morning suit was shining bright ly, casting oblique shadows, and as the pumped party entur6l a lung narrow lane, Pulaski, having satimlled himself of the ants:whir speed and command of his horse over that of Ids pursuer, !slackened his pace and kept his home to the tilde of the lane fluffiest from the sue• rut pursuing racer emeriti in hot haste, p is. sword raised No as to make the decisive cut upon l'u laity as swum he could reach him. Pulaski rode as though he heard not the advance upon him—yet he kept his eyes fixed warily upon-the ground on:the side afire horse toward the sun (Hi the right. As soon as he saw the shad ow of his pursuer's horse gain uliou law, and that the harsn's head, by his shadow, had gained about half the length of lila own horse's body, he gave the sudden sword•cut of Si. George with his power ful arm, and saw the qppapuia.4 heo of the English officer follow the stroke. Ills mathematical eye bad measured the distance by the position orate shad ow so,accurately, and his position giving a long back reach of his right arm, while the eross stroke-of his pursuer must have been made at a touch.altorter distance to save taken effect—that the pnraning ssff leer lost his head before lie easpeulesi hat Ills proximity wsis known, or that a slow was meditated. MR. COLFAX'S CHARITABLE" LiEI TURES.—Schuyler Colfax gets $lO,OOO a year as the'Spealier of the HoUso or resentatives, and we should think he might afford to lecture for charitable purposes at Ass than $2OO a simple lee ture—the price he charged in Trenton. We learn, tiatit alter paytog Mr. Colfax $2OO, and the other eiipenses, the gettiae men interested In the Widow's and Sia 'gle Women's Home had to make. up the SUM of $5 each; and had they not ,done so, these old ladies, for whose benefit the whole thing was arranged, wotild pot have received a cent. But Mr. Collar Is only a specimen brick of the avaricious, grasping (Mime. Lion of this party of "gram/moral Ideas." All their speakers who• came to 'speak for their "bleeding" country, or for charity, charged-goodiromu t tikEnss. Pal) Sickles charged the cotwattita of Tren ton fur his speech at Taylor Hall, some say, MO. Some :of the Massachusetts speakers actually sued the committees of towns in New Jersey for their servloeit! —Treidon True Americas., May 52. So for, In the-itiatory-of.the world, no other rape hit the Whiter race has ever succeeded in establishing and preserving a Republican form of government—and not all the branches even of the White. race seem to be able to do it. This onp foot should have more influence, upon sensible men than a girt load of superfi cial abstract theories about batulal rights. Pr Is said that both Grant and Colfax consider their chances of election edtire ly too slim to warrant their resignation, and they have concluded to .hold op r to what they have. To asertaln whether your wife Is jeal ous, lace up another ladts shoe, and let her catch you at it. If that don't make her turn cat, spit, and become romid shoultiered, nothing ever will. WHEN Donnelly said Washburne-car rled Grant In his breeches pocket, Beset Butler remarked, "It was the proper place for small change." - • HELLER 12 111 "roidon — frith a new trick which he calls the "di?' of the Period." Se throws a young wagtail; aged 16, out of a bat. ' ' • , Two people want a President who can sometimes look above and beyond the trivlalties of olgar smoke, dogs and fast hqrsee. "Ereartne---wigihinee. is- We price of. liberiy.' Precisely. The eternal nig ger is:the-pine et.while.reen's lies hi: WlllOll.ll a4p• . /1