THIS GETTIIIIIIIJIMO CO/MIL= TILEDILT, • 111' FL 7. krrAxl.g. Tattb.—TWo Dot.l.nius per 84120111 M rtstrailci— . Two noLLARA AND FIFTY CF-ITN II AlutiAld lu nthenve. No ADuseriptioll. rill,* nt tbenprlon ur thn pobt I •Itnr,blllll ntl Al./1,111w. , Are Aos E!:rigmaiENT9 Init.tlr•f nt The tumid rates.— latWe reslurtlon ' to thnAll who advertise by the year. J•plt PRI •TTIV(I. - of every gleserlptlon—frent the nrentlest label or enttl to the largest tutegYhtll .vr tvvtter-Lrlotte With tihapettch, in s werktnitn; I tlre‘ttutn re•r, end st the lowerit Wrist rates. tit t tr o t On ItAltletere street, is Sew deers above the f'ssirt-liouse, on the Oppbsite side , with "Get:will:inn; Compiler Ottlear . on the tattthig. Physicians, ie. ~• Yw C ONA UGHS JOHN N. BAAII7R, ' At1ITI10EI":4 AICL! l;OUNSELIA11141. I.lttY3 V 11/1111 AssocLAlnd JOAN 31. I]. I,4:AL 111, Iry.. In the 1'4,104er of tlo At Mace, /111• dour caret of Ilueltler's Orus • flvorrA. , rnlirc .l rent. ywrlu tatimtk,nNiv.e!!tA suits, rAllt.rt Inns end • I lean It of -- eAtatroi. All logs.VtAtt , im..ti and It, I tit, to 1'..1.1 , 4115. li.ltinty, nu. fr. t 4,y , :lAA num • ug.llllA stuti ; nt tlmi e, promptly I A ~n l4lo,tivarttuklod. I _old Kormoi,AIOCItIV Ullll 011.11. , 0 Farlllfi for lo an.) 4,1111 \ AU4,t hint's. L W.V. A. lit - Nt.I.V. • , , Tft..ll4l:x AT L IW, , \ uplll attend to all !..; 11 bwlnaca en'llliatel to him, tn. haling the ) ,, ..e.nr1n.1.4 l'enaJnna, Bounty. hack l'ay,tu.i air . 1... 4;0,4 l/le et 1 ,11.0.1 zjyttAta o,k.nd State ( •,,, • lIIAI nth. ~ni..• In toril,•a•...t cornerof Diantond, nett 3fa h,nr, l'.n 'a - • kW I 1,, ,tit'. ti \ • Jac. 11. 1.17F4,1,,F.11, ' vil.,lt`:lll A'l JAW, c ' t LITTLESVOWN. I'A.; . 11 1,1....1,11 :titl•nd to ...di, Ilona, 0,11‘11,11- ,1,4 i t IaiRIR, 1.,13,1, .Re., 1.01.1 al) "VI, II , 1 t .t1 4 1.t.0 111 R vatre. on I 0 dt 'I I. atrovt, at 111 A 11111e1, fOrMerl) I.i i•LI , . 1,, and Latta i b but of 1d:1.10114U /tad 4 t l• l 1. C. E. qtNEy I, Pari I , •ultir Utfrlllloll !Mid to .• .1:,11,11 of I'etildmr4, lionnt r, and Yul -pay. oi I 1.• i• In I Inc ti, earlier of theihsostoltil.r ...,t3nhung, April 6, I.IW. It-, nms4rErn R. ittrEit LER, AT Witt fall ',fully and prom pl tu dill culru,t4 .1 t., Illttl. .dtr i 1 pl . 11. • .11.111 On, at rill. 011110 p' Ili ' I .AI, 1111,..r0 st wet, our Vornr3. 4 , twv, ittor nearly oppluoto Dunn, <lg :,, i 3 = 1(t t•I1 poll Ir 44444 ill.' 1 Ililer , ify of I 11311,110 rd and I Inapt tab. ctf ha.; /1.1 /I Ont . . ht.. pro r. 11 . $ .1 I.) the 1111b111.7. • \pi II :I 1.64 =I ( ) I I ICI: NU L " OA ELLIN , Atvw Itlinrs from the I r P.M 'more and I I fgh ntreet.., wea 1 . 1.. t.% to 11 111 4 11411111 i, 1.1113,11111 M liitl 1,)111". I, I \ AND ACCOI*4 Ent. r 11,1/111,4 Pet mom-W.4 ler:W..lW New thoor , r, , , II ; ;007 Itt , It 4 11 , 4 and .tll rs ,h,ll prof,lomil s 1.111... I• ti lip 1301.1 COl.llll. 11111 Int •111 , "II tI 111 I tr (Pr. I: C. 11 11/4. 1I I ; I.or \: 1 1'4,4" , .1;1; , 1 1. :.. , rir !SIMIAN, AD I t•. 11 4, i 11411 strti t :Men:len to him I,,te•elonal e, Illt ale of the public int ' 11. /1.1 VSI/ fit 111.1' , 1'`.11 71 the Ptsietiee '.'ll.4lletne In 1.1'1'11.1 atel rrII r, hl..rrt lees to etilth. unite Ite , house, eon., rof boa- I. . I I .11•111 the 11,11ruel. ....1 ,tll. !Ate, ?I 'Ie1.11:111 l'ht‘ettsett. t.O t,ell, NIAS. - =1 , I I I`4: 01. NEAV ~ 11.11:51. 1 I.‘lll.llkk ,0tnpv..0.13 .. r, prrtf...- , I,li .01% IVO. In thq pobli... Fle'llripe., by stib t b , pull,, to Merit o tAoLIC t ll= I )'.. \ I InT, 1114 Office one door ..eal of the La th, r.to anti Donk." Attlee, W 11.43 {,hone xleWug to 11 no:aria I h•Ilt.11 01..101011 perlorineil are rt,Pert loll 3 111,11441 tar roll. ELI DP, Horner, Do. II I, Mingo, t, D. I)., Rev. Dnlf. M Jaeunx, Ie le, Prof M. I. or. April ',V. KEYSTONE HOUSE, cliAmi:EIL,Li-iu; sr, ;I•nwr Ys n rt r.. :V177/tS, Pier/pit/J.:TOL 111111 , 4 lan he, !Pa., !Met! .P4ll the hon.! ap pro. its kmllllol3 eetoloul awl con% tilt ht. D.ery owrilogenlo ut h L. en made for the 111 . 1aahlIllhal.III011 malt e•oinfort to, 12.411,1 A. The Table will alvtoyoih w nvelhe..ext ofthe market, and the tisebe,gt .of hiesoin.l liquors. lite!„+ la et,llllllo‘lloll2l stabling attuttetl, with fnict 1111 ttttt lating t.tler IL N flys , inn !naiad rills lintel is note open fir the rhttrtatinntout of Ihe hlll/110 and it 1411\ OI putt °outgo Ni a hart h , he spar, ti ti lt render nut I flit 11, lad:. If EAGLE HOTEL; I=l undvrniv.itell hawing pit - telt:meal the Martin Ilatt. I propet 1,, in Nett , /xSord, .tdam,..t.outt -1,0,1111.i it-In future, tunL•t the tittitte wt the :'l..ch• 11 - oral?' lie phvlße•t himself to spar.• I. .111,1 Ir.. tile mutton of Ills mil Ste. Iris table •li dl Ii Itt rho bent Ihrlliatket eau aflurd, mad liquor, • ills chamber, are p !oat cannot Mil to give snihhtt tion, 1, V.. 1111110111.11, .tabling attached to the Ilia. I. tylnetywill Ito attended by ft reliable 1111.1 .I.tedlec. The iiiiiprletor bop., to I, liberal altar.. 9f patine patronage; and a ill alattl,a try to dee...lse it. nib,. the • I ' in the niatlie.ed torn, of the Iliatitouit, Ni tt tit ford. I= ITEIMMEI GLOBE INN, I= 1.1171 , :1,5T0UN, AD.t5l:4 t:c11 PAN r•it l,,lt t. tr i , .; . t j a p. tx r t i4 ietl,Lta i v i i , lf s i... , 4l , ‘ ,. r.,: r l ,4 a:rl rt., t . i t se i . 'J t l i t.:l . ..44 i,- 4 , , 4111141 nsnst reveettulty ills lie n OM re` ea t 11. pllialie 111 1,10111i4•1111 4 11, ai the 1114111(a Can OLlird fOr lii. I.lofe. l) ail the eisnioqg 111iiDOM to his bait' ael ..attioriablelteda and t Itainbers. With eon -, I. tanle I.Xlerlialte, lie thinks Ise rap itsmtly lan" that hek a ewa linn let I..ep a hob. I. ro be large ambling at Welled, its well ties legs tier urns al. All nth 1/115i, o , tinr 111W.13 ..et 11115d-1101w nlh. r 1112411 tnitart nialandattrig “11,,w. , 11 on 11 e • prentiseq. 1 :is testes a largo abate ut elattotn, and will "teat Ittavlbat to time:Ate it. Lath Isty 91,1117. It = GLOBE INN, Y( ferRrET, DiEAR.THE DIAMOND, 1:17.1'8J1 UR (I, PX.W,N".4 1111.1011111g110,41 WOlll.l 1111.1 re.pemn,ity In t.,, in ht. tiii..Tot. trivial. and the F en. rolls, that he has parrlets.l that long estab- I I.'. It mid well known lintel, the hi York street. (lett)slmrg, oral Will sp,ire tin ttlrainlnet tunnuer that will nut de tract !hint Its foruler Matt reputation. Ills table will have the hest the market cult alforil—lris I lentils.rs mire spacious and tonttortable—aittl lie I 11l Itt for till bar a fall stock of wines and Iltinrs. There is large Stabling attached to the Hotel, which wlll,L,e_ attended by attentive ost lerrv. It will he hie trinstaitt end..., or to render the fullest satftdrictlon to banana., null:lag has h..usr us near a bottle to them as pt.sible. Ile 1.1.1 a shareof the puddles patronage, deter/111u, ed as lie Is to dowry° a large part nt It. Itement - her, the "bllnhejitti" In .I,n York street, but near the L/tattiond, or Public Maitre. SAMUEL WOLF. .April 4, 1961. tf EVERHART'S - ORA:IR:LIN HOUSE,' VOR:tgat OF HOWARD & VRAXKLIN .4TIIKETS., BALTIMORE, Mo. 'This Renee 111 CM a dire - A line between the Northern Clea u llt e and Baltimore & Ohio Railroad Depots. It n refitted and wanfortably ar ranged for th nvenlenee and the entertain ingloty!fAuteLdeltf W. 4 'TED • 0 ENTs WANTED FOR TUE ":FFICIAL: HiSTORY OF THE WAR, Rs (Ames, florocier, fb4duct Gad Results. nr, lION. them afarawas. A Book for all Aoctloun find all Parties. 71'4 great work present. the only complete awl Imp. Rai analysis of the (Muses of the War yet published, and gives those Interior lights and shadow. of the great conflict only known to thou , high others who watched the flood-Ude of n volution from•its fountain springs. and which were so accessible to Mr. Stepliene from Ma po sition ns a second oilleer of the confederacy. To ft public that has been aurfelUvi with AP PARENTLY SIMILAR PRODUCTIONS,• we wombe a change of Are, both agreeable and sal utary, and an intellectual treat of the highest order. The Great American War has AT L.IST Wand n libmwian -worthy of ib importance, and at whose bawl. It will receive that moderate, candid and Impartial treatment which truth and justice no Urgently demand. - The intense desire everywhere manifested to obtain this work, IMO:Hetet character and ready' sale, cotisblned with an increased commission, make it the best subscription book ever pole. itched. Our Agent In Easton, Pa., reports 7'2 subncri begnelnltuhrasetiNthra., 10S subscribers fn four .Iglt One to Memphis, Tenn., 1013 anbscribens In eve daWi. 'Send for Cliental" and we one torma and a full deseription of thlt work, with Perm notices of advanee &seta, &e. Address NATIONAL PUBLISHING CO., 20 South Seven th St., Philadelphia, Pa. May I, UM. -41 LINEN Costa, Punts taiICUNNI Vests, st NGHAM'S. 1 -,,,,. • • GETTysBuRG : ~',::„.,1„;,-,:,--k•r0VO:AG.,. '' BY H. J. STAHLE. HOOFLAND'S GERMAN 13,171ER5, AND • German, Tonic TIM 6 - MEAT lIENEDIrIi Olt ALL 01SEASJIair THE LIVER, Llp.if:ACH; TII'E ORGANS. HOOFLAND'S GERMAN BITTERS 1/4 corn potted of the pure Julees (or, an they are hiedhvilly tern/.41, leziraclai rd Ito4Jtaa, llerbs, and. Barks, 'nuking 8 preparation, highly efpneen t rt. tr.!, and ,en tl rt ly p re pour alreholor aehni.rfuers Of wry HOOVLANIY4 GERMAN TONIC • euerlemition of j 1 the ingredient.. of the Bitten., n. Rh the pure,t finality of /Soda Cruz Vein,;linking ono of the inneti.blo. hit /1,111 agree:4llln reuiedit ig ever offered to the 'rho-0 pr qet t hto a Mullilne free front .11eohol leleal,!tture, ti 11l 11,11 Hoofland's German Bitters. who have no uhprl Inn to the Tombli). tion the !tat t 16, staticd, wtll tow Hooflanes German Tonic. Tlliart• blab 1 1 .1.1 C.nt.i. ILr LuteMeiMill virtu,., the etonee bet wee,, the tx o beluga MP, 11141.tt, r of Moe, the ToAte he lot: the mort polttlabie. % , onoteh, from it variety of Cllll/104, catch no Ind 1g..0..11, rt 011. Ilebint, .fc ,ry opt th hot ttx fonetiontt deroti t te.t. The LI% , •yropotiocho t (111,1 with the St011ifl1•11, 111..11111,0[1t. • one, t, it, the rt vatll t 4 which 1., that 111, pail, lit (Pert. fruit literal or allure of the It pllowloK • f os:STIPVTION. 11.11111:SCE, INW A RI) FULLNI.SH BLOM./ Tlll.l 111 At'l n *Ol , l fl hrti.ll.lCll, NAV -Isl k, II I. ‘lll , lll. It DlSt.r.s7 Fult, lit VEII,IIT IN THE X11.)1.11 t sINIONt: Mt Fir rTERINf; AT Till. HT ite 1111.. mil/MAUI( ' , NA IMMINO ~iCitau 7}ii" ==!l FrA"ITEItING AT 'I9I F; HEART, CIRO:ENG OR MUFF( N'A. TI.No Noss wAHEN IN A LYING Po , l r RE. pF YIEIUN Dors OR ,qtE Tim suoiT, Drl.l. PAIN IN Tin,: II FAD, O,FICI ENPY oh' PE1t.419- . RATION, 1..1.1.0wNi..- , ." (Pr TIIE SKIN AND ‘IN IN I11.1::,11 , 1, Bug , cllp.sr I.OIIN. FIV., 1.i." , 11 Es me HEAT, lIFICNINti IN- '1 rONs TANI' IM AWNING.: . !.('II,, AND GREAT M=El)=l= The bliffervr from , dl•eippc , should r (l.r thr ark•dli Mt ram lon In Mr Ferri:don nln r. nn .ly for Id. I Ipte, Itury laadng only l hat M Idyll Ilr In 11.1”teli Inda lllr Intl allgallows and I.'ol- rlrnlnn 111•Incrit,.1 ,, k111fully COll4lOllllll- ed, n• e In,r,llents, awl ha., 1.1.11,1•141 'l,ll 1 . 1 %ita, 1011 fOr the thre.pf Ow, N. In !Ilk ronnvl lion we a ould Well-kin}wn I ....diet,— H()OFLANIPS ( A EII3IAN BirrEllS AND 11001:I.AND'S GEIENIAN TONIC Piii..P.ozur fly DR. (*.X, .11C/040N, Tx -(11 , 0 111, since they m ere flistt hit ro. duct I Into thls.t "mitt) tt too Chttt !nap ,Ilortng mthlt It thin Ul.' lull 1111.112111110111‘”•1101111.1 :nor, con and itettellte.l 10111, ring htnltt.t , . It Vto It greater t'XlVlll.thattullt) ticioer rt taviliesloa.vo to the . ill ,- lien ...fly cure T.I Ns, rorkt pia lot. .N 111.1111% 111. , p11,1.1, (111,11-14 or :set oun hum. Dint tse of the K td to 3,1.1.9111 g 1 , 1,P1.1e1,1 tI. )111Itell, or latest, DEB uATY, rifllll .1:V NOI r, 1110 , 11/A 11I1S cll - 1 . 1(1, hy %cit. f.a;1,4,), IlartlWo Ex 0.11 N, 1 ,•,ere, e“. There to 110 Islegileille extant e , llllll to these 0 meth. 21 ill M. 11 t gym. e. A Woe tool • Igor to Im port...a to the whole oyotent, the appetite to otrt mourn, d, hood to t tijoyed, the hloilmett ptoto pity, the blood Ir phrtfital, tiro plrx lon bevoin4,l ,lUMI and healthy, the yellow Walt' Ito enallettlatl from the eyen, a WOOlllOl giv en to the elo;elot, and the weal( and IIerVOIN In- Salhi Ife,netei n otrong and heath) being. • PEDWONS JD/ .1 XCED .13/ Anti feeling the I.,itel of tone. weighing het, loy upon 111.11, 1111 h all 11 , atteatlaut - lils, will (hint in the l.enftluv 111111,11:1, or the TOMO, au 61:t1rill/a will instil lel, lilt, ha° the vette, re store in a moo-sore the t•tiergy aimd ardor of more 3 wailful flit!, 4, 1311)1.1 up their nhninLen tot inn, Mei' .4141 11,111 h auntlelflitiltteh to their relealli hit% . ".Noi.rci., It 1., uull-e , talitklttql 1.11 I thAt folly a the kola]. p. 11.1101 tPur pw, lutliaat. are ta I -114.1 In it 1104, 1.11 . n1 •,1 purl health; or, to tr,e their 11/,‘ll eXilr,S , loll, 11,er lint well." They are In nrolol, devoid of all rnerg), extremely nor 11111s, it lid hat c no apprl To till. nluv. i f run-10, the BITTERS, or the TONIC, J., e%ppelitry lotollllllotaleal. • A"..I:VDDELICATI:CIIILDREN Ase itt.ttle htt , tthtt Ity the tete of eitlll•f of UK"I rehtet.ltt v. 11110 e o yeaeeof M-1/4/14- Ml'..t, 1 hiMI,IIIIIS oft ertlto itt, n tort arettlooluted lo the hnu~ln td the Itroprtelors, but •IttIVO it tll allow eur poldleottoo . of Ime. Tlitt.e, It will be ate men of note ant) of such Aulolltog tuft they not, be believed: 6 • TESTINIONLkLS. Hon. Geo. W. Woodward, ChicrJll , tlll . l,ltlo Sopreon• Court l'a., w rota: PfalladelyAs a. Man* 111, INC. "1 IDtd'l[wJlund's Gerulan u gmd 11g1 fill In d15en , ...1; of theaigeatls 4. organs, and of went benefit' In mass of 1•1114.1 u nut of nervous LCI.11)11 In Ina. 53'drIo• Voura Intl), • 01,;(1. W. WOOIIWARD." Hon. James Thompson, Judge of the Supreme Court of Pontorylvanta. philtrattphla, April N, bird "I ronolili r grootland's Herman Bitters' a valu able in. /brine iii^raere of attacks of Indigeation or ikynpt V. 1., I tun evt illy thin from my export- Wool It, Yours, trlth re.pect, J A NIPS TtIONIPI4ON.'' , From Rev. Joseph H. Kennard, U. D., Ptador of tile Tenth Baptist Ilhurah, Philadelphia. flr. Jaci+on—hear fir: I have lova frequently requested to tiny Reties Salt reonnition liallulto of di tn.reut kind 4 - of ineAlninivi, but re garding the practice an Mit of Inv appropriate lipliore, I have In ail cares declined; but with a eke. r prom in St - L[loll4 nnanue. and particularly Ju wr ouof the uoidulner. of tie. loser. hind I ;01.11111 lilt terl, I dopart (or once front ens usual ...lame, to express my folk eunl, it lion that, for yowl al ilia-4149i of file spairm, and cape, ica ly for 1.1,, (11m pia ft Is so/road valuable pre. varithoa. In some 11105$ it nuts fail ; but mond ly. I doubt not, It wdl In'lrent . llll to I !mime 1,0 •nin., from tho a b otruun , rl,lll S very renr.strinly, .1. It. liENNAltli, Kiglith. below Callas St. From Rev. E. D. Fendall, Ass:stunt Etlitor Clirt•ttlatt Chronicle, Philada. I lot,. derived cloottletl Wit from the tote of Iloothad German Ante ml fool it my prlvl- Loge 1,0011111114e11d HI moot valuable ton }, to all who are an treeing from general detolit'y or 1 41....0us sirlglikg from derangement of tile hat r. Your. truly, E. D. FENDALL. CAUTION I lot luntre GermAik lit:la...lies are run oh.rfeit S. that tie %Kant ore of a the' wrapper Of each bottle. •111 others are you ntertel t. . . . Prt, Irat uftle.. and Manutartory at the Ger. man M.,11.4nr Store, No. 6.1 t ARCH Street, (.41./BLES dF. EVANII, Proprietor { Formerly C.ll. JACK.SOI+I PRICES. 11...t1amr., German Bitter., per txOtla, ¢I oo 0 half dozen, - - 500 liootland'r llerniau Toulc, put op In quart bet, ties, 31 50 per bottle, or a halide...to fur .71 O. .I*-1.10 not forget 'to examine well the article yon buy, to order to get the groupie. 461-For aale.by Druggiata generally. Jan. 17, 11 , 18. ly SPEF i R'S PORT GRAPE WINE, Used by Hum/rods qr CLoagrevallom for - Church or aboanustion Playotes. ALSO, L , '' , "die.t AT Lad TO les awd Weaki,k Prreons U'i3E. VIIiIiYARDS. NEW JERSEY Spur's -Port Gripe Wine, Four Teats Old. rritiN justly celebrated native Wine is mode J, from the Juice of the Oporto Grope. raised In this eon tit). Its Invaluable Tonic and S7rAggthening Properties are unsurpassed by any other native Wine, Be ing the pure juke of the grape, produced - tinder Mr. ripeera own p , rrnnal auporvlsion, Its ',linty andsa uulLetickr are guaranteed, ,The youngest chit! lung - partake of it 4 generous qualittee, and the weak, 01 ins abil mita use IL to ad vantagr It is peon leularlv beta (Vial to the nget and .1, hill tate,t and salted to the Nark:Q/4 alhnents that af flict the V• eal.er aex. It in, In every respect, A WINE TO RE RELIED 0.11. • , Invalids use Speer's Tort Grape Wine. Females ere Speer 4 Port Grape Wine. V. ex.kly persons 11.010 benelit by Its use. • She a Winea in.thegoltula are preferml to oth er %vines, • Sold b!, Druggists and Grocers. 4. -The Trode supplied by Johnson, lialloway r'owden, and French, Richards& Co., In Phila delphia: A. Speer's Vineyard, New Jersey. ORLes, 313 Broadway, New August 3D, 2867. ly 0 YES! 0, YF,S ! Andrew Pattern, LICENSED AUCTIONEER, FFEREI hla nervioes to the public, Bales Cried In any part o{ the con, at neasonablerstea. tHisvins conekierable ex moo In the buaineen, be Andre( th at w ilt be able to render In all .cases. V„. oak* addreen. AdAsu trov..B, . ly TWME .EAlM_rat uLU mstimmitiable ptioe,can la had at 1888. DEtoRARLE, DRY GOODS !. Yoe Ricellent ofit.ortmintr T REEL rue very vraall mats, sod stet at doing s large bgniuenti. F.:481110NA 111.1: "sHA()EF;• OF FINE porta...NlL !ASH IoNAIILE filiATholi OF FRENCH WOOL POPIANS. • =SXl=22l:;ll2!g LIS*. • FRENcIf cia.vriEs, 1 . 1q1•1•14, 'PERCAIiig • • AND BLACK. MILK4,I'LAIN PLAID BILKS. JACONET AII:SUNS, CAM DItILI4. ELVA: ALPA CA: COL)RF:DA I.PACA, BLACK m:s=uxam I(T DMIIMI= iNMUME/ CIAJTH.4, 'ASS( SI EIiES, CLOA WI NOS, LINEN DRILLING, o.rroN ua.. - - =SIMIM;iI=I TWA, Id,. .RAT, InTs, 11001 , sKlitT44„ rrmiN 1.1N1:,N HAN DK 19t1'1111.1.5. 1.N1111201 11El:1,D /LANN:IEIOIIIEI.S, If EMST/Tt It -1:1, 1111,t s. 1MF.5 . .4, I. 1141114', AN II 11111.DMEN'S t,f,o i% i f ANI/ nm c"nstantl3 kills ii,. Int.tt styli, of !Orem and 'Tuley Goods. My stock comprises 1,4,13111111 g usually foun.l Inn DRY 1.1/011,`ST.11:g. to which I Invite the attention of the Pnblle, It. ling Mast I tun scaft.lt nye conipal kon will, all olh. r slori.l In flunk') of goods and lowness of prise, Gettysburg, Nfay I, tf HITESHEW'S NEW GOODS I=l * II 11 \ 1; I g X e " a ~t e %t " t:Tai2tirrt:(TkciPT "R. a "1' a DR/ Wu) isorioNs, - ow r.ittrs. I , ft CGS, ti•f• 11.11C1J-WAILE 11 I ran the - attention of my customers and the eonuuunhy to my large Of 000411, whit h 1.11 now stirring at lower rates than theyllVY 1,4,1 I , IIIIIMI the war, and at litteell Willelllllllllol fail to xi Hire ihe ptirchrorm, cheap. With every facility for 'forehand ng.tioods at as low figure.. an any is lin trade. I I'm slot prepared to meet competition in low prices from any and all gurirt,4. / . 10111til t`11(0r011ty to the lowyst market prlree Is ill.) egtabllethell rule. IIITE:4111A% Ikteraburtf, (Y. F 1.,) May 1,180 S. tf GROCERY & FLOUR STORE .1.1)10 7:71 MEALS & BROTHEIZ 1 , 111.1,,,1 their Stm.r tO tilts Nehl•teill proporis, on t Inmobenlturg fillet I, wht-ry tile) 11,11111. we lo.ho rlr vonnlaillly on band .11. 1 / 4 KINDS OF G R 0 CER I ES, Flour, Feed, .Notions, Aim), VF:IiEI.VIII.F.:B a Nettqllll, fresh from nut elly and emintry. They are determined to al II lap a the rhea pent, tind as they I tub task the hmest ha lag profits, the hope to m erit and reacts ell Muml shark of public. patronage. MEALS d 11110. April 10, hers. If BARGAINS NEW GROCERY Dl= JOLIN ('BEES S SON ll\ op. r,tl a new GROCERY, In (lett, bus g, oil tla.. uoito-weal corn, oi Else square, and have pug reixlN ekl a epiendal itivuert uleut of FltEsif . • GROCERIES, Including Sugars, Coffee*, MolasaeltSyrup., Ter.s, :vice., ToLoaoco, SAD, HlllllB, Shoulder:l, daL, Also, QUEENS WARE, CONFECTIONS, Nuts, Fruits. soaps, Fatter Articles am , Notterus generally. We will also keop on hand FLOUR. and rEED-sri•i. FS. Ms lug put cluthed for CASH, as are prerrtred to hell a ery the p. (who usa call awl plaits fur 7 out selves. JOHN CHEs.q J. W. Clik.:s6. Svpl.27, 1,47. tt LET ALL THE PEOPLE COKE! svdory Goods wed Conli.stionroy Sloes. 7inE undersigned, having bought out Warner's I. alley (Mods and Confectionery Store. ou Baltimore street, nearly opposite Fah nestocks' Store, Gettysburg, invites the public's patronage. tarp rind tasteful n 4 the stm k has been, mr short 14111 be spans' to render It Still more Lana, tits and desirable. Ile lIIIU offers Writing lksks, . Plain thinly, - Work Boxes, Fancy do., Port folios, Pickles, Satchels. Sardine, , Pis ket Books, Lobsters, ( Mita Toys, Chow-chow, Pocket Cutlery, Fancy-Cakes, Jewelry, F earns Crackers, Chess, Wine Biscuits, Brushes, Ilusnion • Perfumery,. Fire Works, Soups, Pens 44 Penvils, tombs, Writing Papers, Fruits, Envelopes, Nuts, Tots:moo& slegars„ • Syrups, kr., he., hr., "TOO Nr3IFIROVE4 TO 111F.NTION." lie Intends tO keit et eryLhlng.tt the lowest pos sible prices, believing t bat "s mall profits" bring "quick mks," and areltherefore bent for buyer and seller. Come one—come all! A. IL FEISTEL. March 27,194 tf GREEN RIDGE STORE rrIE underz i lv:zl,has . penm 'kilt) NOTION illrOltly at Green It!,lite Hamilton township, Attains conut Y, Qleagys otd stand,lon the thrlisle Turn pike to winch he Invites the attention Of the public generally. Ills stock consists of SUGARS, COFFEES, TEAS, • SYRUPS, 2.IOLAK,ES SPICES, .ESSENCES, oft/4, mEDICINFS MF:N•N AND NrAIEN'S strAPENDERS. N - FX"R" 11AN DKEItC H I EFS, BUTTONN, TiIItEADS, &r., in abort, a full assortment of everything usually found Ina first-elmw store of the kind. His stork will always be found fresh and fall, and his pel ts% &monk the very lowest. No effort spared to please all who nosy patronize him. JOHN U. RUFF. April 24,144. ly 1: I : . MILLINERY. 1868. MISS McCREARY R AH Just returned from the eltrwlth a large .11.17.1rtment of Soo lug BONNETS AND HATS. Alan, Bonnet and Hat Trimmings of the latest styles, whit/1, ait4an aseortment of fashionalds Fancy and Toilet Goods, she '4a yetenuined to sell at the very loofest sash prices. READY-3140E lIONNETri will be kept on hand, and Bonnets made to order at the allortest notice. Milliners supplies! with anode to sell again on the most favorable term., and patterns with Anallahe grans. April 17. 1003. 310 Farmers, Attend to You! Interests! • . Gli%tr Y.SBURG FOUNDRY. subscriber would Info his cOstoosets! Tarnd Inform Lie others, that he is atUt manufacturing Pe riods kinds or outings and Machines, mode to order, on short notice, such as Vint-M.IIEM :AND POWERS, (five different ekes or Powers.) CLOV E HULLERS AND CLEANERS, CORN SHER- L AND SEPARATORS, CORNFOIt 'U E TT SS ERS, STRAW A NI) HAY CUTTERS; C D ORN hat PLANTER:4; ,PLOUGITS_ such en Cast. Ploughs, Russ Lear Ploughs, Sid shill and Corn Plough.; the WIRE-SI 3 RING HORSE RAKE. the latent improvement; also SHIREMAN'S SELF' -DISCHARGING HORSE BAKE. Ile will 'Menne manufacture MOWERS AND REAPERS. METAL SCREWS *welder Premea, IRON RA/LING for tAunetedeaor POlnhes, with everything else In his line, all allow rates. DA PORSALE.—A One-hoagon. DAVID STERER. icroses. tf "1 Robert D. Armor, GAS FITTER, PLUMBER AND BELL HANGER, Aug Mkidte 6t., hatio square front Me Court-Ammo, GETTTSBIIRG, PA., WILL promptly attend to all orders In his line. Work done IL the most satishwtory manner, and at prices as low ea ran possibly be afforded to make a liv ins. GAS PIPE furnished., as well as Chandeliers, Bracket; Drop Lights, &v.; also WATER PIPE. 8(ops, To luM Frost SAWN and, In abort, eve belonging to gas Or water Astoria. " 137iliMsing„ and furnished desired. Dee. BIZ " brugt.oool:o3—rionia has putt returned tram the any with a IMP am:primal, atAa r tta. and aisaliall them. II U E S DR-UGI ST - ORE ' ,Fbrizryi , old St /en d-,Bold to lore Street GETTI'SBertn. , PY HAVINft in:wenn/nod this oittund popularNtanal and Imitt In an cutirclrnew-auct fr4...llBtoak offer a full amortment, consisting in port Of • • DRUGS .r.%11, I'AM?LY 31E7)ICLRES. PATE: , :"C MED1C1151 , ..---A LA 1;4 W. At....s'OßT MEM. PURE LItWORS AND WI NEN FOR m rag ciN AL DV rIPOOIES. 15P1,1 , ..4 AN I. FLAVORING tXTRAOTS . . . 1)11.7.4 ANL) sTI'PCI4-1 - 1, V sTEVENA• DTP.s, ExC.EL:4IOII DTEN, AND Tlt ANI LINE I,II , I4—THE 1 lIEAI E:4T AND 111 E. I:11 , T IN T11E: \ t 11IEET. ALL THE NEW AND ELEGANT PERFUMES AND TOILET ARTICTAIS. MU: kTE'S. AND OTHER sr PERIOR SOAPS, II AI IL Es—Ti >DTI( BRUSHES from 3 1n.%1 ont FOIL). S llut LSE POWDERS—TILE BEST AND CI E.ll'EsrE: ALSO. 11)(1 . 7:s, DALE'S PELL...IAN, IsToNEDIt.%I:ER's .AND IILiDEI (Ts% STATIt 'NEM' OF ALL KINIS. CIGARS, ToI:ACCO AND SNUFF—TIIki MST IMCIMES BRANDS. PRES4IUMONS N IVAMILY RECEIPT., cAREPULLY COMPOUNDED. PHYSICIANS A:Vit COUNTRY MERCIIANT7+ SLPPLIED AT REDUCED RATES. Medicine.. fundslull AT ALI: 1101 . 1L4 OF TIIE xit.ur. Night bell nt the dour. April 'I, lint. If NEW GOODS. Cheaper than Ever ILEEERT (5. _ELLIOTT, Opptoile the fiord-home, artiyaberry, .4..•:ted a nuu 1.1141 large nmor SPRING & SUMMER GOODS •1 oil IS, TWF:LI•4, • (iIN4.IIANV., I.AWNs!, ' PRINTS, I CE It EGE-.4, SC., SC 111 hl . Vin‘111,111 • 1111•In — holug ilvtertnlned er.t tahli lorivr, .11 • 111 L!.l\ om) SEGAR STORE,_ !/,' _lf .11 0 7'.L L Thr miari.llole.l tine runw,cti Irix Segar Store MEI =2 I=l where L e asks •a roulluuuurr of the puhlh• s pu tronage Ills new-lo anon Is one of the most =9 :nnl In stock of segql,l 11111011,4 tic 111.113 t. thole =9 1I on 11 1: pep ou 1411111 thi• 810 NI'S, owl 4 will tim.n{fattur , Jur yeneout mete throughout the County. 11...wi1l gull at thr lowt priev =I Iteuaetkilx.r the phi,e,ln the llhamond;betweeti Brinkerhnfra Story and Meeleiian's WASIIINUTON A 3, 1844. lf RE-BUILT ! Confectionery and Ice Cream Saloon J,OIIN . GRUEL, ebti»ibcrsburg Street, Gettysburg, l'a., next door to Eagle Hotel, having eninpleted.hle new building, hint opened Me largestrassortment of Confer.llona es er offered In tiettymburg, including FRENCH AND CONDON CANDIFI4, Toys, Nuts, he., end everything belorieng to arist-elp. Confectionery, with special nerornmo datlonli fur Dulles and Lientletnett. TOE CREAM supplied on shortest notice Feb.l4. IWY4. tf THE OLD FREIGHT LINE TO BALTIMORE T UE undersigned continues to nip Ws Freight Line to Baltimore, twice a week: Depot—corner of Railroad and Washington ettreetx, Gettysburg. Cars run to Ilughen Q Enierson's,l2l North street, Baltimore. Freight carried each way, at the lowest rates. The patronage of his old friends and the public solicited. Goods to be marked W3l. E. BIDDI.F.. • The new Wareham. will soon be up, when the Grain and Produce business will be carried on se heretofore. Highest prkwe now paid far April 17, DIM ft ANOTHER BAKERY. 1 11114 uuderaigned has owned a Bakery at the oorner of Washington and High streets, Getty& bora, and Invites the public's patronage FRESII BREAD, ROLLS, Twin, _EYDRY DAY By urdng the beat of dent and other anatazialc and doing hia work wen. be Impair* glee lathlike- tion In every case. (.Nall at or send your orders to the Bakery, corner of Watiltington and High street., opposite the Fertutie Institute end Pow ers's Granite Yard. April 17. 1568, ft LAWRENCE D. DIETZ & CO., WHOLESALB DEALEIBI IN , i'ANCYBOOLfi NOTIONS, _ IMAIERY and VARIETIEQ. Na 808 Weer Baltimore Brea, Between Howard & Liberty Streetr May 7,1804. Baltimore aid. ATTENTION, ZOIIAVFS I THE Gettysburg Zonaves will meet for business and drill eveajTHURBDAY SVENING until hirther orders. Every member is requesd to be present enter special meetings dal mem bers abthemselves will - be fined as the By-laws prescribe. By order of the Captain. WY E . R. EYSTER, Ist her Jan. Si, NOR. tf oyour to D DIIPHORN ry & Etaknimcs, G to buy Goods. Notions, Queenawsre, &0.. cm Me northwest Owner of the Diamond. Get- Colman. A. Valiaeilk, 0 1 4 WPM vuaBUCO and RAWS. natboad GEITYSBUIIG, PA., FRIDAY, JIINE.I9, 1868. OF' ALL KLVIA CA.K/gi, PRETZELS, &C. eiIRISTIA:C 11OFFM.k.V. ?REIT' Is, THAT PREVIT DOM. The spider wears a plain brown dress., And she is a stoady spinner; To see her, quiet as i mouse, thnsig about her silver house, You could never, never, never guess The nay •he tarts her dinner! She 10. konh If Itti dcought of ill In WI her Idle had %tiered her, hut•whl le she mores with eareful treed, And while she optss her silken [Mend, Is planning, planninthi4onning still The.may to ill) coma murder • aky calla, who read Wig simple lay Will, eyes thlwn dropt and tender,. IMlnt tuber lite old Proverb Ka% s That pretty Is %bleb pretty dor., Arid that Irdrt h does not tro nor stay I or po‘t•rtv rfor hpl,uttUr. • r.. not the house, stul not the I • That tuAkes the saint or itinner. neo It spider It non spin, shut st Ili her webs of siker In, u b ind be, r, nee er, sap er 'l•he wny she gets ht•r dinner! WIIAT FRANK TROT GHT AIRILY MARRYING. "And when are you and Kate going to he married The speaker Was . one of two young men, smoking cigar s In a private room. "If you mean Kate Kelso, never.. It's all very men to dative with sueli a girl, Ina no pbor imm would think of marry ing her " "Why not, Frank? She's hand- Wine, accomplisMd, in the very best,set, dressVs exquisitely, and will have a for tune Will4l Mr. Kelso dies." "Look here, Charley, do you think I'm a fool? can't afford marry Miss Kelso; and it Is Just be da use she is in the fasionablc set, dresses expen sively and has expectations from her father. I ant only beginning to succeed at the bar. It is a long time, as you know from your own experience as a physician, before a large income can be earned in a profession. As yet I ant not earning such an Income. Miss Kel-o has been brought up luxuriously. Her father keeps a .carriage, goes to a watering•place every summer, anti en tertains constantly when at home. Kate is so 'accustomed to the excitement of society, has been so much admired and flattered, has had her every wish so anticipated, that the prosaic life of a wife, on a narrow income, would soon destroy any little itimance with which she Wight enter the married state. Iler very dres-es, my dear fellow, would eat op hall my earnings." _ I think you are bard on her. Any true woman, if she marries the man she loves. will cheerfully submit to sacrifi ces for his sake." "go it is said, and so, in justice lo the sex, most of them, at least, try to do. Ilut, Charley, old fellow, you" and I know, from our own experience, that habit is stronger than good resolutions. A man, brought up in luxury, cannot live as cheaply, If he gets poor, as the son of a poor man. ,or can woman either. A rich man's daughter is not the girl for a poor man's wife. It isn't her fault ; it's her min fortune." "But you lose sight of the fact,. that Kate will inherit a share of her Father property." "Not at all. Mr. Keko.is only fifty, hale and hearty. He will live probably for twenty years yet. sot till he dies can hi+ daughter get a cent. Meantime Rho will spend a+ much extra, every year, rib will represent the interest of the fortune she Will inherit. At the evil of the twenty years,. - long before that, I should be. ruined, or else broken• down in health iu consequence of being in debt and over-worked." that's true, See what a scrape Harry Smith has got Into!" "Yes. He Married the ,daughter of a Wan said to be worth a million. Ofd Mr. Cary (lid not give her a penny. She had her wedding outfit, but that was all. On Harry's part,. there was nothing, to support her with, except what he made out of 'his Mishima ; and he was but a young merehant, with but very little re alized wealth. Sophy tiary was stylish and fond of making a dash. She had the reputation of dressing better than, any girl in her set; which meant that her .ivardinbe coat the most. Harry took his wife to the Continental Hotel, for even he had sense enough to know he couldn't afford to gg to housekeeping in the only way in which Sophy wourfi consent to go—that Is, with a house on Walnut street, or at least on Chestnut street, furniture from Paris, a ball every winter, and all that sort of thing. Heaven knows what he paid for his par lor and chamber, but it was a fabulous sum ; or what would have been thought FO in the days of your father or mine. In the summer they went to Saratoga— for Sophy wouldn't stoop to country boarding. There she had her pony phteton and a dozen Paris dresses. In the fall the hard times came, and Harry failed, partly because he neglected his business to be at Saratoga, and partly because he spent too much money. I understand he owes twice as much as he eau pay. The principal creditor Is re ported to have said that it would have been cheaper to give Harry the salary of a bank president, and let him do noth ing. Now, this is, I admit, an excep tionalicatte. Sophy was unusually ex travagant, even more so than Kate. But she is a type, after all, of a large class that frighten loung men and keep them' from marrying." "But what is to be done? We all ex pect to marry some day; and tikere are no girls except, girls like Kate or SO phy." "I beg your pardon~ There are plen ty of them, Ot soun3e, to find the right Mad, you must, I am afraid, generally go outside of the fashionable set. For.lt is only the daughters and wiven of rich -men that can afford to be fashionible. Other women haven't the time to waste in receptions and parties, day after day and night after night. Nor can any but the rich afford to dress in the extrava gant manner In Whkh fashionable wo men, in great cities like this, dress now aMayit. If you wish a wife you must look elsewhere for one, nnless, Indeed, yim are a millionaire." • "Where would you look ?" "There are plenty of families, thou sands of them In Philadelphia, anittens of thousands In country towns and villa ges, where the daughters are well edam ied, and yet have been brought up to help themselves. I know one where one daughter, who has a taste In that di rection, makes all the bonnets she and her sisters wear. Another Is a eapital dressmaker. All attend to household affairs. They make cake, prepare des sert, and could, I've no doubt, bake bread. Yet they are quite as Intelligent and companionable as Kate Kelso and her set. No min, with the right feeling, wlithes to make his wife a drudge. But we men have to work, and why shouldn't women lake their share?" "Well,since you speak of it, I can re cult such'finnilies also. But they don't 140 to balls and dance the Germania." "No. The daughters of such fatullieg are taught to think home-virtues better than mere surface accomplishments. Men 'want true women fur wives, and not were butterflies." "1 rhall Lc euriotr, Front:, to •ee your wife." "If you will coal° with lac to-morrow evening, I will introduce you to the young lady--who has promised to fill that position. She is the daughter of a v. id ow, abd has been brought up economi r,ally, brought up like the girls I have been describing to you. She does not go out much into soci e ty, b eea u s ,...th„. not afford it ; though, from her connec tions, she could, If she wished, go into the very best. But I do not think she regrets it. As for her real accomplish menbr, her knowledge of literature, mu sic,- and art, she is as far above INliss Kelso as heaven is above earth. In faut, ('barley, how can merely fashionable girls he accomplished:. at least, In the true sense of the word" They are up rill night at balls, and so have to sleep half the next day. They've iris time to rend, even If they wished to; but, as a class, they don't wish to. All they think of, or talk about, iv the hearts or their dres ses. It's chatter, chatter, and nothing dye. We d ince Is Ml' them, but we don't pretend to love them. A little gossip is all they are up tn. Now and then we make a morning , call, but who thinks of spending an everting with them ?" " . - "Coen., come, you are too severe. A good many of them are redly brilliant talker 4, at least I find them so." "Yes, the bv,t of them is at a hall. Ent if you marry one of them you will find, my dear fellow, that she keeps her brilliant talk for society, and Is as stupid as stupid can be at home. The elim pagne foams for the public; for you the stale wine only is left. I tell you, Char ley, I am not a bit more peyere than truth compel,' me to be. I don't won der men, in what ti called good society, marry no rarely. A wife in one!, circles is too expensive a luxury A girl, In teed of being your help-mate, is a clog On you. We have to, do all the work, anil they vet all the fun. That's why young men don't marry—and there's the Whole of it." so ended the conversation. Harry married the one to whom he introduced his friend; and that friend, after a lea Mouths, marriedher slider. They certain ly are both supremely happy happierthan if either had married 1: or any of her type. But still, as Charley said, perhaps they 'were too hard on girls brought up as Kate had been. We don't pretend to decide_ Itut we wonder ROTC times if mothers are not the mo4t. to blame. EEC= Not a thousand [Hiles from here lives ! one James Smith, or, as he is Ltmilarly known among his hods of frit...mt.—Jim. i 'Now, the aforesaid Jim is an eeeentrie ' in e%ery sense or the word, 3 et generrmS, noble-hearted, and possessed of more gen eral courage than falls to the lot of man., The fol lowing is, (IS neat ly as we can give it, a relation of a nig:hes adventtne : One morning we met him in the street, looking rather melanelidly, and he said, ',yesterday I hit a little bad, and, Mari: you, r I went and took a small drink ; anti that not improving my feelings, I tried another and another; finally, I got a lit tle tight. In the evening I went into the country with a friend, and, thinking I would cool off, I took several more drink 4 when I got there, don't you ob serve; yes. strange to say, the more I "drank the tighter I got, until, mark you, I was totally unconscious when I went ' - tta bed. During the night I woke up, and I could not imagine were,the mis chief I was. The room was as dark as Egypt. I heard a clock strike two in some part of the house, mark you. I became very anxious to learn my where abouts, don't you observe, and, for that purpose, arose from my bed, and after stumbling about over a dozen chairs I came to a table. Now mark you, I re flected that the generality of apartments are a perfect oblong square, ,and I deduced from this that, by feeling along the table, until I came to a corner, I could get ofrat right angles, and reach' a corner of the room, and by that guide by the wall to a door or window. don't you observe. Fol lowing out the Idea, I began, carefully, to feel along the edge of the aforesaid table, and finally, gaining confidence, I went a little faster; the idea struck me that it was a confoundedly long table, I for could not get to a corner. I persevered. Finally day broke, and when sufficient light penetrated the apartment I knew that I had been following a round table all night, looking for a corner." 'THERE was a fellow in Arkansas who was suspected of sheep stealing. At Mat a planter riding through Llio wood per celyed the suspected indi.l•idual emerge from the woods, and after looking around to see that no one was near, walked np to a Hock of sheep and knocked over the largest and fattest. At this moment the planter rode up, and, confronting the thief, exclaimed: "Now, sir, I have got you. You can not get off; your are caught right In the act." ' "What act?" indignantly inquired the shier. "Why, sheep•stealing," was the em phatic reply. "Sir, you had better mind how you charge a respectable 'American citizen with such a crime as sheep-stealing," replied the gentleman with the pen chant for mutton. "Now, sir, will you deny that I saw you kill the sheep?" "No, air," was the answer; "I did kilt It, and I'd do It, again under the same circumstances. I'll kill any body's sheep_ that_bitesme as I'm going peaceably along the road." AUNT SUSAN, about seventy years of age, is "unanimous" on man. She says: "If all the men were taken -off', she'd make arrangements for her funer al forthwith." She also says :"'Suppose "Suppose all the men were In one eountry, and all the women in another, with a big river between them! Obod gracious! What lots of poor women wduld be drowned." "Mu. FOOTE," said a lady to the th. mous comedian, "do you nevergo to church?" ' • ' "No, madam," he'replied, "not that I see 'any harm in 0." • 60T11 'HAIL-NO. 37, CUINERE IRFATAVILCIT M. Hue thus describes a meal at an eating-house in Toloul\Toor "A long passage led us Into rapacious apartment In which were symmetrically set forth a ntiwber of little laden. Seate lug ourselves at One of these, a teapot, the luca•itnble prelude In these couutries to every meal, was set before each of us. You must swallow hdiuite tea, and that boiling hot, before they will consent to bring you anything else. At list, when they see you thus occupied, the Comp. troller of the Table pays yeti his °Metal vigil ; a personage of immensely elegant manners and ceaseless volubility of tongue, who, after entertaining you %%hit his vieus upon the affairs of tlic world In general, and each tountry ill partieu tar, concludes by annaitneing µhut there Is to eat, and requesting your judgment thereupon. As you mentions the dishes you desire he repeats their Hann* in a measured chant, for the information et the (lovernor of the Pot. Your dinner is served up with. tohnirable promptitude, but before you commence. the meal eti quette requires that you't Ise from your seat and invite all the other company present to partake: 'Come,' you say, with an inviting gesture; 'come, my friends, come ordl drink U glass of wine with me ; tome and eat a plate of rice,' and so on. 'Nu, thank you,";replies eve rybody, 'do you rattler come and sent_ yourself at my table. It is I who invites . you,' and so the matter ends. By this ceremony you have 'manifested your honor,' as the phrase runs, and you rosy now sit down and eat it your honor?) in comfort, your character us a gentleman being perfectly established. "When you rise to depart the Comp• 'troller of the Table again appears. As you cross the apartment with Lim, he ehantsover again the names of the dishes you have had, this time appending the prices, and terminating with the sum total, announced with especial emphasis, Which, proceediug to the counter, you then deposit in the money box. In gen eral, the Chinese reslintrateurs are quite as skillful as those of France In exciting the vanity of the guests, and promoting the consumption of their commodities." "DON' r ei No SUCH Fr.Eumi." —Deacon Sillies was un austere man, who followed oystering, and wan of 'the hai Thedeaeou "anus made it a pint" to tell his customers that the money which he received for "biters" did not belong to good Fath er made the inters," said the deacon, "and the money Is his'n ; only a tdoomt '"Phey do say the deacon had a way of getting about ten emits more on a hundred by his peculiar method of doing business for somebody else. One Sunday morning the old fellow was tearing round from house to house, with a suspicious bit of currency in his hand, and more thou a suspicion of rage In his face. Some one hod given lion a bad fifty cents, and "he wasn't &loin' to meettu' till that are was fixed up." "Why, dem con," said one of his customers, whom he had tackled about it, "what's the odd+ ? what need you care? tion't yours, you know; you arc only a sleward; It Isn't your loss." The deacon shifted his shoulder, walked to the door, unshipped his quid, and said: "Yeas, that's so; but if you think that I'm again' to stand by and see the Lord cheated out of fifty . cello, you're ini , taken. I that foqfcr no much ferlin' ."' Fly': young ladies of (lalene, were reeehtly speaking in flattering terms of their own phykical endurance, and were bantered by two young gentle men who heard them, to saw a cord of wood, offering as a premium the sum of $lOO. They necepted the propositinn, had a cord of wood deposited two miles from town, and their jeweled hands ac complished the task in a few hours. On paying the $lOO, one of the young gen tlemen offered $lO for a load of sawed wood, to be delivered in ("Thiene. Next morning the mischievous virgins put flee sticks in a buggy (a load of course,) and dumped t h e same in tolvl, as direc ted. The challvagers have nothing fur ther to say on the sawzbilek question. A CURIOUS BAROMETER.-A Bostonian has a toy barometer on exhibition, wpith consists of a miniature cottage with two doors. At one of thew stands a man clad in purple and fine linen; while at the other appeth a female arrayed in like apparel. If there are signs of rain, the man steps boldly out of the house, while the woman shrinks into the cot tage. But If the signs are favorable, the woman goes forth to shop and gossip, while the man sts at home and tends the house and ba by. VERY AFFEcTuco.—A farmer going to "get his grist ground" at a mill, borrow ed a bag of one of his neighbors. The poor man was somehow or other knocked into the water by the water wheel and the bag went with him. He was drown ed, and when the melancholy news was brought to his wife, she exclaimed, "My gracious, what a fuss there'll be now about that bag!" THE New Orleans clergymen complain that "bands of politicians, attended in some instances with music, traversed parishes on Sundays, calling the colored people away from their sanctuaries for many weeks to political harangues." This is the Radical method of elevating the Weeks to a proper conception of their moral duties. Taxan Is a man in Boston so absent minded that meeting his son on the street a day or two since, he extended his hand to him and Inquired: "Bow do you do? When Is your father com ing home." A PHOTOGRAPHER in Gloucester, Afttet., was astonished by a young wo man who came to ask innocently: "How long does it take to get a photo; graph after you leave your measure?" PARTICULAR gentleman (exhibiting a singular looking animal In a 'soup ladle.) "Walter, do you know what this 6Yu "That, sir, looks like a mouse sir. No charge for It, air " THE country has seen what follows from going after Thad. Stevens and the rest of the reVolutioillsts, 7 . "wholly out side the constitution." By November it will conclude to get in out of the wet. AN ambitions mechanic In New York displays as if sign "The First National Carpenter WNW." " RecowErrAmerm certainty the most gigantic swindling • enterprise ot modern Wow , . Witfflillerrl9slllVlMl ?ME alitifu.' The question ,le i lften,aeked, "What has nen'. Gristle / against 'the' AMA?" or "Why did he Issue that notorious proela, matlon driving all Jewa and other vag.i: bonds outside hie encampment?" And, not having seen published any sathillieto ry answer, I will give you what I sup pose to be the real cause of hie flisHke of tho Jews. During the winter of 1869 and 1880, white Grant was living at aele e, he took It loto hie head to commence buelnees on hie own hook ; and thinking there was a speculation - lo buyingdoirso ed hogs and then to Chicago, he came down to the town of Bellevue, lying some 12 miler; southwest on the eat bank of the i‘ilsidsslppl, for the pur pose of haying of fanners as ttey'eatne to town with their pork, and having It haultnl.lu Galena, and ,there shipped on the railroad to Chicago, or In any other way disposed of so as to , make a profit, which was very honorable, and if m n , tiged underitandingly mold have been made a profitable buslneam. There lived L that, Urne In Balluvue a tii!ta by Um+ name of Rohelittml, who )V4ll IS Jew, and who was In the pork trade, otad, , of enurbv, would he glad to keep th e t rode 1114WW11 liStlitS; Fo Fle.delerfaffted, tf pot- Fade, not to gi ve Bomb wool' of at Aimee, and the first two or three loads were bid up far beyond Its rent value, and finally sold to rata. By this time Itooeuthul h+covered thot G ran t, know no illirerenco betwcou light and ht ( itVy hogs, when, In reality, there is a difference of at lewd one dollar per hundred,—heavy hogs be teg worth one dollar the most,—the hogs already purchased by Grant being light, and he havlw; paid the 411 prier for ,heavy hogs. So Rosenthal goal to hi; warehouse; selects Mit ell his light hogs, .enough to load two, or three wagon.; gets some farmers who had wostbsokir ou their wagons to load on the hogm,drtve out of town by another street, and mute In on the main road to the corner where I ley were buying. .•Itosentlittl meet.. lent there by another ctreet, end Com , . towed bidding against Grant, find, afte • hiding the - pork up to - the full value if eau pork, lt. , wita sold to Omit: limb the joke, irr "sell," being too good to keep, it was not half an hour before everybody nearly was splitting with laughter to see how the Jow had sold the Galenkpork buyer; w•hleh 80 disgusted. Grant, that he went home that *night: and was never seen in Donor'? after. And that transaction so embittered hint against the old tribe of hirael that toubL whether he could not be recol:. cilud. And this Is undoubtedly the whole cause of the expulsion of Jews from bis cam p. ( 76 Tites. I= Pulaski, as Is well known, was- an adroit swordsman, as he was perfect In horsemumhip, and he ever rode a power ful and fleet charger. During the rk tr e at of tile Amerman army a through New Jersey, - In the darkest days of our national adversity, Pulaski was, with a *mall party of horsemen, pursued by µ large body of British cavalry, the lender Of which was, a good homeiest), and mounted nearly as welt as Pulaski. ru. Loki rode In the rear of his detachment, and the British captain In front. o? Woo he commanded. The morning suit was shining bright ly, casting oblique shadows, and as the pumped party entur6l a lung narrow lane, Pulaski, having satimlled himself of the ants:whir speed and command of his horse over that of Ids pursuer, !slackened his pace and kept his home to the tilde of the lane fluffiest from the sue• rut pursuing racer emeriti in hot haste, p is. sword raised No as to make the decisive cut upon l'u laity as swum he could reach him. Pulaski rode as though he heard not the advance upon him—yet he kept his eyes fixed warily upon-the ground on:the side afire horse toward the sun (Hi the right. As soon as he saw the shad ow of his pursuer's horse gain uliou law, and that the harsn's head, by his shadow, had gained about half the length of lila own horse's body, he gave the sudden sword•cut of Si. George with his power ful arm, and saw the qppapuia.4 heo of the English officer follow the stroke. Ills mathematical eye bad measured the distance by the position orate shad ow so,accurately, and his position giving a long back reach of his right arm, while the eross stroke-of his pursuer must have been made at a touch.altorter distance to save taken effect—that the pnraning ssff leer lost his head before lie easpeulesi hat Ills proximity wsis known, or that a slow was meditated. MR. COLFAX'S CHARITABLE" LiEI TURES.—Schuyler Colfax gets $lO,OOO a year as the'Spealier of the HoUso or resentatives, and we should think he might afford to lecture for charitable purposes at Ass than $2OO a simple lee ture—the price he charged in Trenton. We learn, tiatit alter paytog Mr. Colfax $2OO, and the other eiipenses, the gettiae men interested In the Widow's and Sia 'gle Women's Home had to make. up the SUM of $5 each; and had they not ,done so, these old ladies, for whose benefit the whole thing was arranged, wotild pot have received a cent. But Mr. Collar Is only a specimen brick of the avaricious, grasping (Mime. Lion of this party of "gram/moral Ideas." All their speakers who• came to 'speak for their "bleeding" country, or for charity, charged-goodiromu t tikEnss. Pal) Sickles charged the cotwattita of Tren ton fur his speech at Taylor Hall, some say, MO. Some :of the Massachusetts speakers actually sued the committees of towns in New Jersey for their servloeit! —Treidon True Americas., May 52. So for, In the-itiatory-of.the world, no other rape hit the Whiter race has ever succeeded in establishing and preserving a Republican form of government—and not all the branches even of the White. race seem to be able to do it. This onp foot should have more influence, upon sensible men than a girt load of superfi cial abstract theories about batulal rights. Pr Is said that both Grant and Colfax consider their chances of election edtire ly too slim to warrant their resignation, and they have concluded to .hold op r to what they have. To asertaln whether your wife Is jeal ous, lace up another ladts shoe, and let her catch you at it. If that don't make her turn cat, spit, and become romid shoultiered, nothing ever will. WHEN Donnelly said Washburne-car rled Grant In his breeches pocket, Beset Butler remarked, "It was the proper place for small change." - • HELLER 12 111 "roidon — frith a new trick which he calls the "di?' of the Period." Se throws a young wagtail; aged 16, out of a bat. ' ' • , Two people want a President who can sometimes look above and beyond the trivlalties of olgar smoke, dogs and fast hqrsee. "Ereartne---wigihinee. is- We price of. liberiy.' Precisely. The eternal nig ger is:the-pine et.while.reen's lies hi: WlllOll.ll a4p• . /1
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