1 he I r3 la ltris. The Paris t is the. urciu-si of all E0V9t.erle:a. ri.il. ti mnrh f.irlij .".l ! , - - ' - - VI fc U lidVt I U qnalites us anions the aucioms, or f. r the range) jr-rui of lira that exists within which h is consider.-b!y worrttd mlro scientists. It i9 iu:i a.-.cred. but to the de.iler oo'.j, and tb li r. pi incipte, which it co itiiiLS sometimes indeed d is, nrts, la anna soi-aiidj w.y, the digestion of the purch er. To the American an egg ia either fn-s'j or it ia lOthlng; th.it U it id no hitikj ju an abomination. As an edibte it ia ot each estreat delicacy ih(. i doe t v know, audc tn no1- know, d o ex cellence. When it is no, the veiy vir giu purity ot frechness it I fit tor n fti ing but to be thrown at an unpipa'.-r orator or to be assigned to the. tender card of tli,tt symbol of maieiual patience, the sa'.'iug nen. It is not bo in Paris. There t be theory ia quite different. The Parts tgK loses ila fieshness, the Hue of da roarkatlon between the yolk and tne white becomes confused, there is tu active genera no of su phureted hydro gen It it ia kept in a warm place, or fie germ of lite slowly but surely ni-rgrs into the flesh, loues and down of ihe incipient fow. Stitl it d oe s not lose l's fluancidl value. Tho best egis, ni.d they Hre usu tHy good, ure sold tor boil ing it three or fiur sous apiece. Tm ifl he standard. Theu rooiesihe seroi d quality In which dec uuposi ioa has j 11 commenced, tut h imperceptible, exerpi to fastidious persona, who u'jecl on principle to cbemici' changes i.i their food. As to other grades sn 1 qualities which the customers seea di tnbuud m various 1 1 toes abju. th.i shop then price ia not fixed. Facetleua Paragraphs. O'd as te hills the vtlieys. The b-st thin or 1 hi Are. Ione wi h th pn . dead hoj. An act to amsud swin ou a but ton. A board b'Jl the cirpfnter'a state inent. A . small country s?it a milking stool. Oie of the last sid rites wilting one's own wilt. Kaining cvs au 1 iizi is surely no worsithan h tiling stranger". When squash are converted into lie9, they become sme pu.npk'n. The maa who rides on a hand car evidently believe iti miouil training. Jor.fu say one brisk wif is b tier than a dozen telephones fot prac:.jl use. If you wish to get rich et minted Honey is r.ot mide with one bee ia in hive. A minister who boasted that h con' ' preach without notes didn't men tank cotes. We presume the p ike bonne's are . called because the girls poke their faces out of them. An Irishman siys he can't see no earthly reason why women shoutd not be allowed to become medical'men. Jfome people are strnge!y ercntrir. We know of a man who uses a pUne to shave with. lie is a caipenter. Djn't adopt affectation of eperch of manners the mockey an I thedudfs bave the inside track 00 that business. Leader of a .Monkey Tribe. When they get ready to s'art on their expedition an old ruonkev, the lealer the tribe, with a eUlT in his hand, so to atand uprijrht m ire easily, mreh ahead on two legs, thus being m ire el Tated than the others, s as o s-e a gn danger m r readily. T m rest f il htm on all fours. Tae letd-r aivtnc s lowly and cau'iously, cirefu iy rec iu noitering in ati directions, till th- pir y arrives at the orn Qe!d. II th-n ms aiitns the a-ntinela to their reactive posts. All beiaj now to reaJnjess, v rest of tha trib rav :o t to ti-ir heart's content. Wften tney retire eari, one carrla two or three rars of corir along, and from this projison tie s-o tinela are regaled on their arrival at their lair. II -re we sen ability o rule ; a thoughtful preparation of means 10 th nd in view tnd a recognition of th rights of tbe sentinels 10 i euiibi rewarded ai the c nj of th rxiwdn ion Whrein djea all thla d.ff-r from a aim !lr foray or a tribe of sav.sj m-n ? Theon'y diflTence is In tegres ; o.her tvise It is muCi the sime. TliB paper ot whicri bank no'es ar prln'ed is called -dis-iuctive ptp r.'" being used exc'ulvty by th (J vern Oieat for the printing of bonds and cur rent notes. Tne m'l s wb-re u is manu factnr are at l en Falls. W s. Cns'.r county, Pennsylvania. An ant f ih Treasury Deptrtm-nt receives th pp-r direct frm tbe ban is of the manurac turer, and every preciu ion ia obs-ived Jn order to prevent any loss. Snr scraps or red silk are mixed with the liquid pu'p lo an engine. To fl ilshd material is conducted to a wir clo h without passing through any screens. shich might retain tne silken threads. An arrangement above th wire cl-vri scatters a shower o. floe scraps or b'ue silk thread which fall upon the pp-r while It is being formed. The side on which tbe bluesilc Is d-pisited is us-d for the tack of notes, and tbe threads are so deeply imbedded as to remain permaneily lit-d. Each sheet ia rrgisn tered as soon as It is made. ; A qcaht of mi k ia generally accep (el as e ghing about two pounds, but tbe correct weight ia two and one fin b pounds. Ttough something dern ids on tbe qua'ity it is coi.ced-4. as am that from two to three gallons of 101 Ik make one pound of I u ter. oneirll on o? mi'k aak-s a p 'und of cheeg. fo ur of ga.'ooa of milk jleld one iralion cream, and one inch of cream in a ran twelve inches in diameter will mak-a pooiid of butter. The above est ima ea. however, will vary according to coo diiions. 9t lUAPlt aw.ktsl am. - a n i "wr.iMiD, ionaiipaii.in. " -" Sti.,.V. l,rm V la. i-r KASKI 3 E THE NEW QUININE. GIVES GOf.DAFPEIlTE MRLXi.TR, QUIETCERYES, HAPPY DAT, AMU SLEFP. A POWERFULTONIC, tbut the nne.t denca'e ao-waeh will rar. ASPECIFIC FOR MALARIA, RHEUMATISM. NERVOUS PROSTRATION, and all )m IM. Themnt elentlBe and facrvafal Blood Partn er Superior l rii ri I n Mr. Jon a ' S arhoiioah. Slai. N. I'., wrttea: I m1 mjUrla m th Southern arm ami tor a tlixen etr ulf.t.t from Its dchnliatmir rflecU. 1 am t rrttily run don when I hrartl 01 Ka.kina. tha Qe q'llutn.. It hrljn-il m. ai clco. 1 vini 3J p.oiutii. Hi) not bad tieb aootl hxlth in -J) rrx. Other l'itr ur a flmtlar character trom prom Inrnt Imlirt.lUilx. wMcn nm Kkln aa a rrmrjy ul unjoabtad merit, will ! rent on liiirAtion. I.e ter from the aNiTe iirr.ini, flTlnj lull do'i: will t rent on appilcitlion. Kaklne can be ttiken without any etal me1 Ical a.iice. 1 a boitl . Sld ty all drusLri, or ef.c t n.)l "U reel.t of tirtre. TUK KAlvlMi I D..M Wrren St.. New York. THE PITTSBURGH POST 1889 A Great Newspaper for the Coming Year. IU Daily Issue liright, Newsy ami Enterprising, Its Weekly the Largest Demo cratic Weekly in the Union. THE riTTSUL'llfill DAILY TOST Korlhejear ISM will continue with redoahled every the rrutintb.i I eioietvor to nd out the bet l'em.-rali.- daily tn tl t I'nlon. Ita proKreni the lt ye.ir tudtcatn ti luture cnierprt. In. II departint ut int on-(Uute . Krei iuctroolrtan daily It will poini-ete with u.e lorem lin cel icraphiv Ucumea fry retl eorrrsiodeiitr atwll the irrt-at new. renter, wilt he o! the usual fr rearhtotf and iliorouith cliarn-ter. Ita market re ports, local and trl-irr-jnhie, e iverlnc every ranrh of tra le. have won a wide regulation tor rellatttltty and fulne. I hev will te continued and advanc-d In tne iinia lice. It editorial, neei ami lucal de.triioe..t will he maintained wi'.li alded vta'r nd euterpri.e. The ltawl.l b a oieuor:tlie one In oar political au I tuiner history, und promise to rn ttiecunclaalia wt the urrnt tsitie wmr.Iin the .iic-ti"U el l.ritl Ketortn :tud Keduivd TaX.itiou. Nu one wbu 1 Mre. to he .eil inio,m'fci .rid Mlret ot ihe lime can do without tut daily pa. 'er. o Mm in close tou-h with the wiiu.e w rld of tmaine-a. in dustry, nuaoor, leir.si.uoa and pull ic Wh i&k::ou aud Hirriiiur will ie aline icre.t cen trrt ot ik wj. 1 he Old World la on Ihe verve ul a .il,n'ii w.tr and rr-r ,luii..B. l ui PiTisaLk t l'.nLr l'u!-T will print all ihe new. TERMS : Ft mml nn viur $4, i-oxt tire .-4lJ. hi Matrac -r r irri' r, m 1.. jer wra. utl Ki utu:-i cior. . THK Pittsburgh Weekly Post, 12 Pnges Each Week 84 Col umus. of Reading Mutter, I th Urn-t Imocmt e Wet-kl In the 1'ni.n. ami the a'in . I Hie pullliera ie to naaka II a wel couie Iniruciive .ul euTcrtalnlftpx viaitor at the t.irul y ttrende. 1 n a Ml: lo i to a rko!-G vari.t ot .iter.ry and nn.-eiln neou mat: or. 1h M'kkk tT Ioit will poti'i.n djrlnr the year nuuilx-r I Smut Ulka ty tne ItttT Aaruirti Q,1 KotluM .NiiVaiirTt. In Ickm form rca ol theae meriiorioiia wctka wou.d Cut more tLan tLe ye.rty elicrllllop. ilrsl It ine'i Ij ta;t aer! il t7T. "Crtay," will etiiiimenre puhii -atiun In I n IVkt early next month. It will run lor about 1.1 etaa, and will be luim.'i'i.ilrlt ttiiinwci hy another either by Klder ila nc .ir 1. or -tne ri'Hpe.i!i of rqutl repu tation. The notion depart i-ent ol Tmb I'o-t will one u( in tuo.tl lutrrejun a: d attractive tea ture. I he cattle, pmriu. and uriln marketn, epe ct illy prep ired t r the wekly eoltmu. will i,r lull and rvll.ii.le. fnr i.raa deparme .tt will be cum;. lei. Kit inn e.cn w-ek urn worol'a ln.t..ry lor the wem. An e e- rre'p n.lenu at Vtaatnua: toa. II irrii I'U'ir . New Vork eul osber lur ttnl polnlaat b 'in. Jt-n aiiroa 1. w II outriiiute a' h ic If'trj n auen and even'a ,ln. Hn.il j. In il po itit nl i.r. --i..ii l uc VV i.kklt P.'tr aill Im) at it a: a . a) s bat been, a tlioroun-atu D. unrttnchiiiic .n 1 aaxreaeiec I e.n.-rue ) .un..l It lll .r Ita i.tri lu ll.a neil lt lal Iarltf Keforiu and laa briloct on. until a niurtou. tri amph crowna the vau e ot the Mrple. An extre c py or Itt c. ! fjulvalont lor erery Clod ol t.-u uicrllera. 2vnd lrauip.e Cvipy. addreaa. TLKViSDK THE WKKKLV POST. Single Subsi-rijition, postage pre paid oue year, 1.2-3. In Clubs of five or over, post nge pn p.ii l one year, $1.00 THE POST Printing Piil)IMiing Co., 52;5 'Wood Sreetr Pittsburg. Pa. THE SASFORD REFLECTOR HOT-AIR FURNACE. T :T KT!l'.m Sar:i in ttr lirirt. ' Over 30.000 S KfiYO lTn'sri in TTae. A 'Trini II ill aTwelw Oar Cntwea. a'ao MKnutirtann f Th- Sanf Jew.l (Kaltimore ii nt -r i ; inn !.!-! 1 !t.tt t -f-n and Heal, il' I ; t.te :if. ra I'tmlrr I'a net- for r itncli -aie aa-d -itl. i. r t O otar, .XmI lite cea.larald ar'.tter I'wbi iWore jmrrhxmg krrw mml for einemlmr mnd .jraMMI... Tho SanforJ Naticnul Stovs "Worlca. Ziltzrxs. t:iT.tt, . T. C7 DO YOU READ Tlie Pittslmrs Times? No ! Well then send for a sample copy and become ac quaited. Recollect, the price of this great daily paper is only 3 PES. YEAR. If you take it at once you vrill always do so. Til K PITTSBURG TIMKS ia certainly the cheapest, as it is on of the best papers published in the United States. Address, THE TIMES, Pittsburg, Pcna'a. IBS I '- "Xi " 'I' ril '"I a--!j ' B M 0 i -Art v ''i-ifft ?H c IitUt ituld lliut.i. Iuvetcrate tea Jnukera invite ear'y wrinkieo. Boilrd or roasted onioDS are a specific for colds on the chest. Kep t separate saucef aa for bo'.IiLg puta'oes in If p waiM-. In prssicf fltt i-mbroidery. lay tLe ar;ic'e wrorig side op on a damp cloth. Covrs are said to be a tetter preven tive of mollis ibdc looaccu or camphor or cedar. Ai'p'e sauce is much improved by the addition of a tabl. sp xmiul of tui'.er, aud requites lfsS pugar. N"-w irons shou'd b pradually heated at fiim. After it ha" b-c mrt us-d to to the- h-at it Js not lika-'y to crack. If your sewing machine rnns bard and jour oi er is emp y, try as a substi l ire equal par's of clean lard and kero sene oil. To clean sTaw mattinc, wash with a c oth dipped in clean tals and water ; t ueo wipe dry at once. This prevents U from turnittf yellow. C:en knives with a sofi flinnel and Btb brick. If rust, ess wood ashes, rubbed on with a newly-cut bit of Irish potato. This will remove spots when nothing else will. A good disin ectant Is made bv dis solving half a dram of nitrate of lead in t a plot of boiling vater ; then dissolve two drams of common salt in einht or ten quarts of water. If before griod:og the morning's cof fe the berries are heated for tour or dve minutes, or until they take on a darker shade of brown, the fltvor of the C'lff e will be much improved. A r torn with a low ceiling will seem hia'ttej if the wind w curtains hang to (he floor. Lim'Trquin". may be used 10 ex etid I be curtains to ths ceiling and thus carry out the ffct. S m jars in which lard has been kpt an J greasy pie plates may be cleansed by pulling them in a kettle witbash?sor sal sod t, covering them with eo;d water, and allowiug them to boil slowly for two hours. Let them cool in the water. A sponge is excellent for wasn'ng windowe, end newspapers will pjlirh them without leaving dust and s.reks. Use a soft pice stick to clause the ac C'juamulations of dust from the corners of the sash. Amm iuii will give the glass a clearer io.k tr.an soap. Diphtheria Carried by a Turkey. A fowl with dipturit-ria was brought to lur tious-ot a vetiiuary surgeon on April 21 u and dird on th- 29 ti. Ttir feeding a'id uur-iing of th oii d devo! vt d on a lad g-tl It, wri was assisted tiy his bnxhei, gfd 5. Oj the evening of M ty 11 ;h wri er Was callrd to ee the little boy of 5, who bad baen piaurly for a.d ty or two. II- bad enlarged cervical glands on the left s.de, which bad come on ra(idiy. He was a deli cate little fellow, wilu fair hair and a tinnic asp-ct. The fauces were mon or less covered wi.h diphtheritic mem frane, tbe left tonsil more especiailv. Under the administration of bionide of mercury and Iron the throat sjmtons cleared up, and and the child made a ood recovery. Oj tbe d.j after this case was first seen the boy w ho fed tbe lowl was feverish and bad similar p ch-s over bis fauvs, oui not to the same extent as bis t rother. A sister, e-d 9 nad also a similar explosion en ihe fauces. O . the 13. h, the mother, who curs-d them, was attacked, and was similarlv treattd. They were all pi well up wr.h beef tea and stimu lants. Kennel Sutcs. U rit kep th p r do ch ined to a post or fast to bis kennel, but if yio have no yard, drivrt two posts !n Ibe ground twen y-flv-i Tent apart, or fur ther if you have the ro m. and a retch a wire from one to the othr with a lipir on it. anl suap his chain in the ring, and let hi ra run tbe Irngtb of the wlr aud back '.o his k-nriel, as he choose-. II wnl get limn exercise aud do much 'er. TliTe is no one animtl ia the cate gory or pts that is more useful to tbe fancier than terrier of aom kind. The Scotch varlsy is pre eminently Vat most active and pugnacious, though the Mack aud tan is a Very why little anl inal. ani often we fiud eieciniei.s of ihese diminutive caiiin-a that creep iu to Terv small holes. At any rate, we kuow by exprrieuce that a eiogle rat on aeiuirle night, in a single cop can de s roy enough chicks to pay for half a d. ren good terriers. How te aeleet an Orange. The very sweetest, orange and richest, as a Sjuibr-rn exchange, is the rusty coated iruit. Pick out tbe diogit-si orauges in the box and you will get the beat. Aoothri way to choose oranges is by weigh'.. Tne heaviest are tbe best bee-use ihey h ive the thinnest skin and more weight of juice. Thick bkiooea rang.-s are apt to be dry and pulpy. Tne kid gloves are the two va rieties of 83011 fruit grown ia Florida rom stocks brought, from China and Tangiers. They are called "Mandarin" and -Tangarine." T-ey may 0e eaten without soi.iug a kid glove, because the skin is loose and the little gores, cr pock-s corns aprt cleanly and. with om breaking. AU ihe atjove apirlies to Fonda oranges. Tne J.mtica aud Havana oraugei are much paler yelluw, and their jjice Is usually of more o.ui 1J. Fob ornamental frosting you will ned a frosting bag, and tubes or frost ing poin-a. The ba is of very thin rubber abetting and shaped like a cone or lunuel. At tbe end of the funnel is a small hole. Tne tube or point is put inside ihe bag and pressed firmly iulo and through ibis Utile p-iiure. Tben the bag is parti? fi b-d with frosting, liicb is equetz -d through the point on totbecakf. Some points are. simply round tubes, others bave teeth that ! cause the froetiog to assume tbe form of leaves, criukled lines and o her devices. A supp.y of points of various sbaprs can be procured at auy bouse-furnish-iog store and one can make throo of tbe rubbr bags oat of quarter of a yard of sheeting. Alter the oece6sary prac tice one caa tc cakce vtry nicely. My Poor Back! That a tlie commcai exclamation of those suffering wkli rtiCLini.iti-m or l.iJiuy troul.Ics. Ia either disaie Puinc's Celery Conipound will urcly tfiVct a cure, and ihere will no longer be any cause to complain of " poor hack." ing coufirm our claims for that grand old Two weeks ago I could not sleep was constipated and kidneys did not act. lock. Since I took I'aine's Celery and I can bleep like a child." Zcnas Having been troubled with rheumatism to get around, and was very often coa have used nrarly all meoScines imaginable, tage. Having seen Paine 's Celery Com used only one bottle and am perfectly lively as a boy." Krank Carol i, Lurcka, Nevada. rrie, $i.oo. Six fir jj.oj. , Fold ey Dri-ogists. Send roa S-pace Testimonial Paier. WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO., Proprietors. BURLINGTON, VERMONT. T'io American Iaive - Stock Wagon. Fc? tie Ds3 tif Enlciicrs 21I StoctieL Sayes Time, Lalsur ni Expense. TTo danger to the animil you are conveying, or to your horses. The animal "fy s not set heated up. b'it is rendy to kill aa soon aa it retches the slaushterw uouso, ami your meat ia aour.i and '-.oaJUiy when It ia brought to th block. tST" Atk for tafaJay B." Foe I not, tnrma and eimJara, aJdrtaw KUIF9IA V HRADT JxfcaWa. U 5 MAMFACTtrtEnS OP Business and Pleasure Vehicles. Proprietors and Sola Users of Sector's Improved Perfection Fiftl-Vtal, A II Work UiMraalM! mm Jtrprc4cmtci. 'n r'lT? CATALOGUE. Watertown Steam Engine Co., WATEETOW1T, ZST "3rT y . au v Central AVny nnd OttrSt OltrSt! Ttaa Staodira Oil qrtcpany, or Pittianra. Pa.. mte a rpeelaltv of manufacturing lor tha dotce. tle trada, ihe naaat brand! o( mmniiinatinz : and : Lnlricatini, : Oils, NAPHTHA AND GASOLINE THAT CAN BE MADE FKOM PETKiLIUM. If yoa wlih tha moat naifonnly taUilaotory alia In tha market aak lor oora. Trade for Ebensburg and Vi cinity Supplied by Y. S. Barker & Bro., Ebensburg, Pa. . HOT DEAu YET! VALLIE LUTTRINCER, Xitricrriu or TIN, COPrER AND SHEET-IRON WARE AND TIX HOOFING. Kerettaly Inette th attantlon ot bl tiiendr aed ttaa pobllela ceneral to the faet that ha ! (till earrrlaK on hnaloor. at toe old atand oposite tbe Monatalo Ho ate. fcbeaabanr, and li prepared to apply from a larn aioek, ormannfactnnnK to or der, asr article In hit line, frura tbe imalleat to tbe larxaat, la tbe beat manner and at tbe leweat linnir pfieea. trTio rwnitoatlary work either made or aold attblteatabllabment. ( TIN HOOFING av SPECIALTY. Ol re me a call and latlaty yoaneire a to mi w.jrk and price. V. laUTTiaNUEK. Cbani. aprllla. ltas-tt. For Irropay, rarel. N-rToaiat. bnrht'i Heart, frinarr or Liver dttum. ('aretiaarran teed. Offlce. 3I Arrh itrwt Philadelphia. Al-4raa-lat. . Tr It. 1 a boitie. m for aj. Mareb 19. IMS. I. II 7IRG1NIA FARMS FOR SALP. I I ablrprocw. H'rite for rtrrular. cnniaUil'ir -rATi. 4Vtl.l'Wcn.j-,Va. n Hundreds if testimonial like the fullow- dy, I'aiiiCa's t'elerj- Comixmial : more than an hour at a lime any niht, and Lad a good deal tif pain in the catpound the iwiu lias left my back. SanutTs, We.-t 'ind-ir, Vermont, for five years, I was almcet unal.Ie fined to my Led f(r w eeks at a time. I besides outside advices, but to no advan pound advertised, I gave it a trial. I have cured. I caa now jump arouud and feel 3r MTOCK, tVOnrOOO. OHIO. 31a n u fact u rvrtt of STEAM ENGINES d BOILERS r? --. , Of All JZinds. Write for Catalogue. WHYi WILL PEOPLE nae thm Impure and L'natin... aume kefrifcera.or which are llAcd lth la-aarwt . :-r o:icr ihat cauae nmtnrn: truuhwl .- aiv. th.IJren'a diwui by Uiabcj onik. mkea. Uxf caa gel REFRIGERATORS LINED WITH JMt'tra ud Indurated Rtn, which frr? from borf.tjon. common, maS T1IOHOIGHL4 HlMTiUV, economy ' Hwuir m.w irirraturea 1 atakcu,- rtvu.t u e.U.aation and de- ti:ri rem be mailed tree tn apiiucaticn A J lrria. the irarrutacturcr. .TenVrHoii Hlroot, f ri r'KI.AM). OHIO. UvcBocASor iaV nniir buy UUII I YOUR Rubber Boots until you have seen the "COLCHESTER with Sole leather Heel. This Is the best fitting and HOST DURABLE BOOT In the market. Made of the best PURE GUM Stock. The Sole leather Heel saves Ifnnaif In Ita aVnav.M- 5i3ivJ&"s-?s uM0j iu tun noaior. rrl"f" BUY YOUR ARCTICS UN WWI1 1 TIL YOU HAVE SEEN THE COLCHESTER ARCTIC wrth "Outeldo Ceuntsr." Ahead of ALL Others In atyla JL durability, ir you want the) worth of your money try tha Colchastar wxh "OUTSIDE COUNTER." KEPT HERE BY BEST STORES AT WnOLKSALE BY II. CIIILDS & Co., PITTSBURG, PA. Dee. M. I6n -am. KENTUCKY IULES. The only Arm in Tenn a who make a apretabtT of Ken tucky saddle and. IriTing 11 era a, lfe-aiight aud ttt Mulaa and keep comtaatir ia Ibrlr stable one hundred bead ot MiiWi. all aires, from tour (not to th large mule wrijft.in- 1411O Ibe, are I. arehrU A .. aa tarraiud Avrntio, PUtaborajh. 1'a. Muleaaliip pad to all piru ef tha State on onlnr. Nothing l N o. 1 pu ked Mock to be found in their stables. Aaf Cormpondenee solicited. Important to Canvassers. WAITED-IJr Otimirrt In OTery eonnt) In the United States to sell k"OX8 PATENT RK VEKS1HLE WAlt IKtlN, whirs combines two Had Irons. PolUner. t'lnter, Ac. one iron dolna: tbe work ol an entire set of ordlnarr ironr l aeir-heatlnar tn a;as or alcohol lamr. DOES A WAr HITH HOT KIT4 1IKN8. Prloe moderate. A lanre and laauoc income losured. to ar-od ranrasert. Adxe. for ctrcalars, ke., , PUX SAO IKON CU..95 Heads St., . Y. 1 V remc mmHE Bros. Culea for CarriD. Good carvin? 19 au Brt which shou'd be learned by both ladles and jtenilf men, sad it is Yery easily acquired, bousekwpers are Inexcusable if defi cient in It. Tbe first requisite Ja a very Bharp and suitable sized knife ; all ef for.s or unnecessary exertions in earr ing are in very bad taste, as tb?y stow great want of erpjrtness in tbe meat. Dexterity and address In handling the knife, aud ;not stiengtb, ia what is necessary to carve well. Tne seat shoa!d be sufficiently high for ibe carter to bave complete com mand over the joints, and the dish should be of good Bize, p aced sufficient ly iieur the foot of tbe table. For bam, bacon or a large, thick joint, a Ion a harp-pointed knife is required ; while for poultry or geme a short, thin knife is better. In carvicg fish, care should be taken not to break the flakes. In serving sal mon, cut slices along the back bone, and also along the flank. ITaddock is dished whole unless unusually large, and should be split at the table, its whole length, and served one-half the head to the tail of Ihe other part ; it is then carved across. Mackerel and shad should be carved so as to raise one Sid of flesh from the bone ; tbe apper end i considered tbe best. The roes are much liked. Io carving a turkey, cut off the wing nearest you first, then the .'eg and sec ond joint ; then slice the breast off. Inl sertlne the knife between the bot.es Bnd separating them. Tbe side bono lies beside rump, and tbe desired morsel can be taken out without separating the whole bone. Partridges are carved like other fowls, but the breast nnd wings should not be divided. Pigeons' may be cut In two. A goose or duck should be cat with as many slices from the breast as possi ble A sirloin of beef should be placed first on a dish with tbe tenderloin under neath. Thin cat slices sbonld be taken from the side next the carver Qrat, then the piece should be tnrned over and the teuderlo:n cut. A shoulder of mutton sbonld be carv ed across tbe middle of tbe bone first, thee from the thickest part till it comes to the gristle. In a fine quarter of Iamb, separate the shoulder from tbe ribs, which can then be nicely divided. A roast pig should be split down tbe middle in tbe kitchen. Separate the shoulder from its carcass on one side and then do tbe same with one leg. Divide tbe ribs, cut the joints at the knee, and slice. To carve a loin of veal, begin at tbe small en and cut the ribs apart. A fi:iet of veal should be cut first from tbe top. In a breast of veal the brisket and the breast must be separated, and tbeu cut in neat pieces. In carving a leg of venison, cut deep down oc the bone, that tha juicn may run freely, then turn the broad end around and cut large, thin s'ices. Golden Thoughts. Onr choices are our destiny. When growth ceases, decay begins. There is not a moment without some dnty. Msn's life aprogress and not a station. km """The only way to know what is trne. is to do what is true. Labor rids us of three great evils trksomeness, ylce and poverty. No place, no company, do age, no person, is free from temptation. The true measure of earthly pros perity is its influence upon the soul. Tbe chief source of self-happiness is the act of making others happy. The worst of our enemies are those which we carry about in our own hearts. "We may be tbe creatures of yester day, but we are the creators of to mor row. "We jadge ourselves by what we feel Capable of doinr, but others judge as by what we have already done. They are to te piiid most who have nothing to do. They are happy whi must needs keep moving In the groove of duty. See that no day passes In which you do not make yourself a somewhat bet ter creature ; and in order to do that, fiud out, first, what yoa are now. What to Teach the Boys. To be obedient. To have patience. To read books worth reading. To keep themselves neat and clean. To shun evil company and rough ways. Always to be employed in some use ful way. To take off their hats when they en ter the house. To get their lessons and otey tbe rules of schools. 2s ever to chew, smoke, drink or use profane language. To be polite at all times and bave a kind word for everybody. , Tj keep early boors and always be punctml and Industrious. " To avoid tbe contracting If loose bbbits, and strive to be maely alwas. " To be kind and courteous to each other In the school room and on the sireet. Delicious griddle cakes are made with stale bread. Soak one and oue-half pints of stale bread in a pint of milk for ten or twelve hours. Keep the mix turein a warm place, where it will sour slightly. At the end of ten or twelve honrs rub it through a sieve. Beat in to the sifted mixture one tablespoontul of salt, two tablespoonfulB togar, one half plot of sifted flour and a s ight SopviSof nutmeg. Dissolve ona tea spoonful of soda in one-half-gill of milk. Add this I qaid and two well beaten eggs to the mixture. These griddle cakes require a little longer time to cook than tbe common batter cakes. Sbllwta'si avtarrb Keaiedj. SblUih'a Catarrh Remedy, a marvelous cure for Catarrh , Diphtheria, Canker Mouth, and Ueadaebe. With each botVie there ie an ingenious Nasal Injector" tor the more successful treatment of theae eoniplaluts without extra cbare. Price 50 cents. Sold by Dr. T. J, DaTlson. .if -ft r - .1 1 hewers or OLD HONESTY TOBACCO V1LL SOOl FIND JJT 'J LASTS L0jICEf?, TASTES SWEETER TrjAjM OjrjEI TO BACCOS, AD WILL pLCASC yoif. ASK YOUR DEALER FOR IT, AND INSIST ON CETTINC IT. EV'ERy pLJc STAINED LlkE abo'e cJt. 1888. THE TIMES: PHILADELPHIA. CHEAPEST, BRIGHTEST. FRESH EST AND BEST. The Mist CotnpetH Newspaper Pub lisbed In Philadelphia. Tun Times la tba rawt widely rea4 nrfMprr puMnhel tn rnDarlvnia lis readers are amnujt tbe more lntetMKeot. Vr,sr,,e and tbnlir pm.ple ol every la.ih. It Is emphatically an IKPKPk.ifDKMT ne w pa per 'I ail eueii n t la eTeryhlns:: too'ra! Iu nuthlna-." 1 discoo lon of pul.llc men and nul-ile meaaurna is al wsyi fearless aalln the luterrat of public In teirrlty. hiinwt a-orerament and prosieruaa In dustry, aud It knuwt no party or peraoaai alleitl anre In trratlrir public la.uea. In the hro.deat and beat rents a laoiily and aeneral new pa per. TiiNiiorT World Tne Times hat all tbe facilities of advanced Juurnallaui lor Kathrr lne trom all quarters of the Klobe, tn addi tion to ibatol tba Aaa-jclated Prr. now eorer Inr 'be whole world In iu soopa. makiii It tl.e perteaulou at a mwartriii, -with evervthlcs; carefully edltd to c-eupy ttie rmaUeat space. Tmb Oomi.no Veab will e .ne oT nnlreraal pnhlic Interest In the Un'tel Siatn Party or aans will riirrti th-ir dmiti aa party lnirts shall demand, but the rapl.li. uruwiaa lulelil nence and Indeprndenc ol tbe axe calls fur lie tndepf ndent newaoaper when great political Con flicts are to t-e met. 1 1 rave protdewi of revenue, of finsDce. of commerce of lndustr. of aclence, of art. iDd of every l.ha e ol euliiehtened pro crexs are In course ,f o ou..a hy the people ot the Vnlon. and the pr.rr-salve newatiaper Is ever In lbs leaj la eery imiia Ur advance ment. T Ttmks Is s one cert tsp.r cnly In price. It alms l u ve tbe larueat rlrrulatloi deaarv ina U. and "latins thai It In i nntr, aa-ed In all tbe centlaa ot a it'urt Ma:r'polltin nswaiaper. oraciMani ortt ot any edition will be teut Irea u anyone ponilnn tnt'lr addre. SrKDAT r.DtTios IB paaci Handsomely Illus trHted. ri 00 a veT. Wrckly. l.O'j. Tkhms Ditlly. fS per annrm : fl for four tn alba : 3" emit per inunih : urlirerad by car rlcre ter 6 centr per wwli ; S'imUy edltloo. an Immenae qandrnuie sheet of 12S columns, elewanc It lllut-tr. e !. per annum; 6 e. nts per copy. Iaily and Suti.iky S per aanuin : SO cents Per month. Weeklv edition. SI per annum. Aduresi ail lettsrs THETIME. Cbcatnutaud Etahtb Strceta I'liilu.ielpbi. rv. We -Want oui To send us 40 cents for one of our 8-ia. FARM WREKGK3. Ut'ht, Handy and Stronr, wt'l ft-vear and Ow iast two Ordinary Vw.t.ciie. YOU .WANT Househld S. D. Set. This set cotisista of a r.osewood niid!a mxiA four l'lVcrnhani-akjlc blailea kcrewr -drivers and S cLiwIai fit(iii same; al. packed In a neat wood box. This tool is cot.atust.y iiaeful everywhere, around trie hone, at tiie office, in the shop, cu Ltiaforin. Sent trea on receipt of $ .60. Ask Your Local Dealer forthean. If ie has not g-ot their, he rrfll get them lurjau, or we w4ii mhh ruterr t.n receipt or prl-. ma anuit. orna SKii-ip jur our wuinulM ELTjHICII & CO., P!sntcvH!a, Conn. PSON & HAMLIN fonafcy Maaon A l.s.iui 1,61. etier nuut.ra foOowedia then.-, a -ture of V.w luslrumeiita. bat lbs kssuo a? Ha i.Uii orr:.s l.ave tlwavs -- UiPed thou- bapr: -j..-. y aa ibe Lk n in tao w'oridL Ma-n i Haa Jia cJ t. as tiraiocstratlon of tha rra'.''-.T u vt -:--r ? '-u ,ke tu l. I' amee that d kTk. I ft ' 1; tries, they! ea U b ( traced caiaj'-r-ic .. f . . i- Mason A Himl.r it!o n. 1 1- .ia 0 to mr.ke the ex traordinary e aiai f. r is. :r p.aoa. thai they ar auperior to a!l o-V.-a. i uj t, cnnu 1 tU hS wscclenc ache..-d br ov.er K-u-iin; mk In 2 rt of piaat. boiid-ajt. but st.J cijm .niul! lus they sfn.,r.n y to f,e reaiarkablj Tlta. SfrV. 5; ;55-- tvf Js'i&S tn tsneaiid o;ierlijo-ioi a.luntatr, Zs n"- c- "4 tnnera, so, locetbec wi n ri 'Mva catatona, Iou, alicaaC MAus.9!ir5t,HAriL'NLOP!GAN pinoco. NATURE'S CURE FOR CONSTIPATION, H FLI BLK KaXtDI Ksr hkk MoBiark, Far TaraM Liver. Bllloaa M.a4acha, Coat iTi-noss, Tsrrsal's t rrrvrscaat SItz;ar AperiPtit. It Is certain In Iu effecu It Is gentle In Its sell n. tt Is palateabla ts tba ate. It can be relied .p m tn cu'e. and It cures ny oimfinf, not by outrag--Ina. nature. Ho t.ot take duleul puraailver youc aelves or allow your chil dren to take them, always ae this el"Knt phar isceutlcal preparation, .hlcb kas bean lor mora than lorty ver a pub:i avorlte. ,kfd by dt vtrpfs erf r"-'ict s. l"A?' 1 '1 Sick-Headache, AND DYSPEPSIA. f- ? 9 511:0 pat UioB hT ? 4 ; : J rmvariaWy 'ak. Incomes ofEnlcri. The Enap-ror Wi ll -.m i c. viti havirij 9av-.J ? 1 2.000 OCi ni3 public allowance-. Oirar llt II of Sweden an ? . rubs a!t.ng coroforUhlj 0q j.-- M tha. Lia auljcis gruC-f j.ly Pd, Swl-za-r-.and gets ft'on? p:,.,a wliha Prtsldfnt who Is tati-g .,j , tne rr...dst salary ot S3 000 .. jeir The Czr of R jsh (3 cr.irf recelvl:, 12 230 0t";0 nnd np.j "'' his d-nnalns ;Lut uu-.Hid la U;'J lied terra. J The Kirifj or rrussi-t,Em;rrr ,,f llH many, is not badly flxrd." TlH j.,'Hr" d.itn of Prussia pays him ?1 221 tj-j" atij bemdea ibis bd has trivat ' , 'ale Th- 9 vereivn of the du .;.c sr,r aunny Ith.ly annually takes i3 CT'j f.) out of tbe pockets of his irupjvvri-u suj cte for the o!e htboot ct aud kin. "tl Milan, King of Servia. j prfity tot gh time in Roverine j, i( Irir.g.Um of less than 2 000 tyj. jj asd his ki cost ihe little Jimi'td K. arcLy 000. Th- ru rrtif Btraria Is allows 0l 1,307,040 a year, and out of 'Li; sua hp has to pay for clothes and pr.iyisiorn fi.r his family and to ketp tbt-nj jB porket aaonty. Tbe emperor Francis J.-sph 0f Aut. tria tn ty be a wie and Tactile s 1. to bav on bnrd th ship of S:ate, but with 3 875.0Ma year be is Jqa.-.e:-reconj p"i 4-l . Tbe Klntj cf the Belgians hs ja3 about as much as be can do to kep ,J1, a-'f ea?i-'i. d wilh pie aud cor,-r ioirt on the 5000.000 year that his gratt'u' su! jecls turn over to him. A Ueersia (JcilU The ereze for the an' iqut x'm :tss Btrooa rnou? thosa who ca;l-c: fp-cu mnn of h uisthol J wk as rn :h- r more faahionabit brethern ad i cj'.Icc. bric-a-brac and wotkaof art. Ia Gror gia, accoidiu; lo local iuvs1 V'Jud, there is a quilt worth p'.ssrhsin. i; was made by Mr. Annie Mi chei' dur inf the firs' year of her m n rn d li's. .;i 112 nd 1?13- To prettiest, sjk-cia-u piesented was coucterpine, wb cli r-. quired twe!v lttntt, wery nutu'.hi cooiplet". Tne co'lon of wlrtti :u beautiful plec of wotk was main ai picked by Mi. M'tch-ll bo.l i.-t buj band, Rbert Mitchell, duriat; th? ui; of 112. duriD.- the ln)ii-yto ,iu f '.li then 1 e7lymarried couple. The s-d was picked trom tht cotutn. AfirrtL cott m w-s seperated fititn thf "t1 1 y..unir wifn brought ou; her ii. 1 "sp tiniiier jenny." atid, at li-r l:i!-J read to oer, shs tratisfntiuel t La c tton into em oth thread and cr-'u spouled it for the work before Ler. Af- era sulUii-nt quantity l;ad brcu ire pared and it took many iU u to ac complish nr task Mrs. M r: brought t He old loom that her m tLr had giyen her into Fervice, tul in a short time thi cloth w ts rra jy fur the finfshirtr touches. T nk-y r--'l ad iu diir.j thread was th-n prepared ly ti dyeing proces, tbe counterpane ihid l iutu tjeauMful d-8iwna aud the u liOui work f ercbroideritiB comaierjctil. Ja June, th beautiful piecei of arirk w. ctimpleted. Sion after the w nk uf embroiderini; whs C'lrarafuc.i M . Mitchell was stricken wiih d eiie, nd for twelve mon-hs no' rh;n,'it np except as she was pr..: pn(l i;i hrrL d, but her nimble Oncers wvre .-;t busy, and fl .ally ihegieatest, tt.ec ot avv.u..v needle work of that day ani iltue wi ready tor liippepii.in. Gulden l.leams. Manners are the hippy ways of d ntg things. II -1 who knows most grlevt-s most for was e I tim. An error gracfully acknovyleded ia a yic jry won. lit; has not learned the. lesson of lift 1 1 J'es not every day aurmouati fear. Act we;l at thw moment, and you bin p rforroed a irod ac'iou to nil e'ermtr I; is not ihe, p aci thut m.ki-s !e man. tu'. the man ihat oukft th p'at honorable. Tfits- d.ys are l ist ia which we d) di inttd ; those worst tbtn loalin i.hkh we d 1 evil. Character ia stroncjpr than iV.jVftf A great, aoul will t s:ioi. to life. ve 1 as to think. Tltouirh h man must If lrc-r In order to b-i gtet:. h" need n t be great in otd-r to be sincere. Tj love in or.ler to be loved i hu man ; but to love for Th sk- of UiviLj is almost the charitr-r s ic o' nn mi-. Every mdti fe-U biin-lf s'r"gfr ia his telatioua wt'.h others if f e is ul rounded with cousiilcratlui:, es.euJ and rep-ct. There mv b a time wliin sl'enoe u golden and siwech silver ; bin th-r times also when silence is dva' h ' ' BDech life. How wisely do they act who tk c anxious thought of the morMw, ar at entive HCoorJing' to prestut abi :''J and present dunes. How many daily occasions there if for tbe exercise of pvieric-, f"' ance, benevolence, good huni'T. chtff folness. ei'ie-rity an 1 e!f denla!. Wuex the pump slop', lb r:"r will drip for some time from the fP',ut : and when Ihe person is ic a Lurry. h"11 nc removes the vessel he h- l,ff-n " ing, and allows the riripp re 9 fall naar the pump. The ci is a alipiteiy p'allorm and mu itl 'r,,u'' all around. But th: cm be av,. !fJ a trough under th spotu. ltd''-1"' interfere wi.h J lirg the pail ami etch all ihe wa er that tJi'l1- 1 ' connected with the weil t y a box r c' ing throuub the p'atform or it ounect wi h Hie pump b' x. fctailoti'a toBBinplls ' TliU la beyntid question tlie untt ,u?pw fulCoaah Meniciue we have ever '1 rf dnee Invariably cure tbt wo ,,! rj (Joutfh. Croup, and Bronchitis avikndrlul success lu t!l cure tif ti't'" ' ' I lion la without parallel Iu U- medicine. Sioce Us first d'sC,irel du been sold ou a suaraulee. a let t other tuediciue can Mano. If oU ' lt Uouah we earnestly ou rrlce 10 eeota. W cents, and ft'- " Lu...a are eore. -Thest or T. . t sioioH-8 Toroui Piaster, bold DJ I Davfsoa.
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