Two Wood Dog Stories. ) The Other day our Newfoundlaud dag was playing on the porch with our lit- j tie sir!, four years o!d. vrhen r-he opennd cjtc and went out. Tbe dog did not f 'ltow her. Sotue lime after ward the child's mother caine out, dis covered her ab3ence and said to the dog : "Where is rel!ie ?" The dog looked as if he knew, and wagged hia tail furiously. "Go thia instant," said the malhei, sad find Nellie and bring her home." Out over the gate flew the dog and BtaVted down the street to a neighbor's house not far off. Nellie was playing . there, inside the house, and saw the j dog come and scratch at a veranda win- ( dow. "I know what he wants." said the little girl ; "he wants mo to go home. but I'm not going to do it !' The dog was not admitted, but no lingered near, like Mary's little lam. and when two ladles called presently he brushed in past them through the door, Then, rustling up to Nellie, he seized her dress with his teeth, and began dragging her to the door. An attempt was made to drive him off. but he growled and held hia place. The little girl, beginning to be frightened, gave up all resistance, and trotted home by his side, and he delivered her with an air of tiiumph into her mother's hands. What "Instinct" would lead a dog to do that ? A suburban resident was walking at night, not long ago, across a meadow. and losing the path in the darkness, fell j into a ditch. His dog, a collie, bad beeu running about in an aimless way over the Held. Gathering himself up the gentleman called tbe dog, and crouching over him said, sharply : "Now, see here, Mac ; I want yon to show me the path across this meadow. Go right ahead of me, do you hear ; and show me the path show me the p ith !" The dog obeyed to the letter. With his nose to the ground he followed the path faithfully, with his master at his heels, clear across the meadow, until he bad approached to within two or three rods of tbe tleld. Then be began to waver from side to side as if looking vainly for the path, and showed great confusion, and even shame. Next day tbe gentleman went over the ground by daylight, and discovered that at the point where the dog began to waver the path was entirely lost In the thick grass. Solomon's Judgment in China. Two women came before a mandarin in China, so runs an ancient Chinese chron icle, each of them protesting that she was the mother of a little child they had brought with them. Tbev were so ea ger and positive that the mandarin was sorely puzzled. He retired to consult with bis wife, who waa a wise and clev er woman, whose opinion was held in great repute in the neighborhood. She requested five minutes in which to deliberate. At the end of that time ehe spoke : "Let the servants catch me a large fish In the river, and let It be brought to me here alive." Thia was done. "Bring me now the infant." she said, "but It-t the woman in the outer cham ber." This waa done too. Then the manda rin's wife caused the baby to be undress ed, and its clothes put on the large fish. Carry the creature outside, now and throw It into the river ia the sight of the two women." The servant obeyed bis orders, fling ing the fish Into the water, where It roll ed about and struggled, disgusted, no dout, by the wrapping in which it waa swaddled. Without a moment's pause, one of the mothers threw herself into the river with a shriek. She must save ber drowning child. " Without doubt she is the true moth er," she declared ; and the mandariu's wife commanded that she should be res cued and the child given to her, " Without doubt, she is the trua mother," she declared. And the man darin nodded his head, and t nntiirhf. fc ia ' wife the wisest woman in the Flowery Kingdom. Meantime, the false mother crept away. She waa found out In her Impos ture, and the mandarin's wife forgot all about her In the occupation of dressing the little baby In the best silk she could find i'j her wardrobe. Thk Encinker's Cat. Au engin eer on the Wabash railway, wbese run Is between Danville and Springfield, haa a cat which he would not part with for love or money. It belonged to his ; wife, who ia now dead, and for a year I past it baa been his constant comp:n- ! Ion in the cab. The cat lovea ita life on ! the rail and baa grown sleek and fat ' sniffing the prairie winds. Ordinarily it sita perched up at the cab window before ita maater, but occasionally it strolla out to the pilot, where it will I . ride for milea at a stretch, winking j knowingly at the doga which bark at tne train as it thunden by the cross roads. Sometimes when the train is approaching a station the adventurous animal climbs to the top of the sand box and camly roosts there, undeterred b? the shriek of the whist le or the clang of the bell. The engine baa had good luck ever since the animal became an occupant of the cab, and the trainmen look on It as a mascot against disaster. General George A. Sherdian says he got more money for less actual seivice than any other man who rsr served in coogrese. Tie was not admit- ' tedto his seat until .bout three hours ' before tbe expiration of his Urm, and ! he drew salary, mileage, etc., amount- j Ing to about $14,000. In tbat respect uw ii.yaa OJS congressional fame will be immortal. Bfkl.'.Ar.l, Th kl T... . . Brnlses. Sores. Ulcers. Salt Khenm. Fever' ' Sore. Tettar. Ch.nruxi rr. . . . I - w J- " O IU U1B WAT .1 fnm . . - - u.is, vyniuoiains. Corns and all skn Eruptions, and positively cure pues or no pay required. It U iruar aoteed to girt, perff rt tatlsfactloD. or money refunded, rrlc. 23 cents pbox. ForsalS y E. James and W. w. MeAfrer, of Loretto. .ne pair of sharp scissors In band ia worth two dull pens in the sanctum. KASKINE THE NEW QUININE. 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IrWrV. atlal avi taVr imwatla. M ' axr tr. ' a.a5t Kaa I-. Tfc w. ..f aa a.va-ai gr-naa. M ,.? r-aaaa ,tlBrMa aaal 4M-aa lrwW.-M - i!.r4trrT 4a vrtaa l lar l-aM-lav. a.BLlluii I Ol II (KI lM AI.l n OFFER. W havo arrantrr-d with the pahllahnra f tfiw Urf.ka t fnrritah th uhola rorty- nv wtrn our. ri:ir' mll'arn i.t inn t . nr.,. lor r fr ai.u.it ..r we will an. ani.r. T .-. r I... ..r t u .. I., r. ... ,-.f. . l..-iO. A'l.lr-. orciim tr. !.ll'.'ll.-li..rx ..f r"R KF.M -i." Vhra.i-.rc. Pa. ROBERT EVANS, i if UNDERTAKER, ASD MAN-UKACTVKLK OF and dealer in all kind ot FUKMTCKE, . li-bensburg, Xa, I bv -A tall Una ol Casket alwai on hand.- Bodies Embalmed WHEN KtUVIKED. Apt 3) 14 a.Mrra.inn (IKOKUKp. nowELLaeo.. io pruce VLAdlnVln Au,S."cVn un i earn ui riirr rs . . - ,K - r - . w-iiM-pavice panipnlel. jo v .in- Jit -ta Bweaaa waaawBwkwBaBwBawiwBaawaBaaBBB r- The 'Fanner's Wife. Tiie head cf the family Las nil k'uds ol lal'ii-saYii.g u-ac'iiiiery iu his fit-id of action, but too ofteu.lt is the cf thai tbe wuoi-in of the bouse Las to get along Willi. )ut the assistance of fucli labor aaviug devices as are HpproprUit to her sphere, and the wurk she has to do This is cot as it should re. Tht man who he ks to s-?e labor in thf field by the use of machinery, ought to have in mind the fart that bis wife has to work quit a hard in the kitchen as li has been in the habit ft doing out of doors, aad tbat it ia Lis duty to procure for ber such helps as will lighten ber toil and do away, as much as possible. with tbe drudgery of housework. In i buying machinery for himself and not j for her he is guilty of that form of s-l- j fishness which is almost, if not quite a i crime. j Husband and wife are partners in the i work of life, each Laving charge of a j SDecial deoart merit anrl shit rh divii I in that department contributes to tbe general welfare and benefit of the "firm." Neither has be tbe moral right to cousult his or Ler interests alone. Tbe interests of both should bt regarded, aud the kind and thoughtful husband will not care to monopolize all the benefits resulting from tbe labor of both. For every machine that he buys for himself to save labor, or make work easier and more effective, he will buy one for his wife. He will furnish Ler a good washing machine and wringer. There will be a good churn, and the stove will be one with all the "modern Improvements." There will be a cis tern, and the cistern will have a rump, and of course there will be a sew!ng machine, and perhaps a knittintr-ma-chine. Why not ? Knitting by band is something like eoing through a corn field wiiti tbe old hoe. If he has a cul tivator to do that work with, why should ehe not have a machine to do the knitting with ? She can knit evenings, you say ? What will you t? doin then ? Reading the newspaper, or magazine, eh ? Weil, perhaps she would like to read some, rather than be obliged to spend the hours until bed time Iii kniting. Think of it. "Put your self in her place," and do as you would be done by. Very Ureen Teas. Men are usually the historians of a country, and their works are apt to overlook tbe part taken by women in making history. For years after we had become a great nation, only tradi tion chronicled the deeds of ihe women of tbe Revolution, or told how much they suffered to gain peace and prosper ity for their children's children. Mrs. Frtmont preserves, in her "Sou venirs of my Time," one of theae eld traditions, which tells what the war brought to her great-graudmotLer, who carried to her grave "King George's mark," a long cut on the forehead from the knife thrown by an Indian in the British service. One day several English officers, of the brutal Colonel Tarleton's command, rode up to her house and demanded food for themselves and their men. She po litely requested them to dismount, say- ing it would take an hour to prepare dinner, and sent them to the bedrooms to tu.'tke their toilet. At dinner she appeared in her best damask gown aud petticoat. One of the tfllcers, a surly, ill-bred man, seeing that the peas were very green they had been boiled with lettuce to add to their green color rucely exclamed : "I be lieve, madam, you mean to poison us ; that is the meaning of all your fine airs." The lady made no reply save to send for her youngest daughter. Taking the little girl on her lap she quietly fed her with the peas. Then turning to the officers, ehe said with impres:ve dignity : "You may feel safe now, gentlemen. Whoever eats at my table, invited or not invited, Las my best. My husband, my young sons and my brothers are all in the Rebel army, and I pray for '.heir success and your defeat, but you will receive no harm from me." VIfe and HosbauJ. Women never get full honor for any thing they do. It is always divided with some man who did nothlne. When Jael, for the deliverance of her country, slew Sisera, the old chronicler embalms in the immortal story of the daring patriot one Heber, the Kenite "Jael, the wife of Ueber the Kenite," took a nail of the tent and did thus and so. Now. what under the sun had Heber to do with it? Why ehould he be dragged into the story? He never did anything but marry Jael, and. while that may indicate the good taste and judgment of tbe man, doesn't entitle him to Immortality in a patriotic story, If he must come into the narrative why should he not come down to us as "Heber, the husband of Jael?" That wouia sound something like. Howev er, we are doinar things somewhat bet ter now, and there are several men in America who are known only as the husbands of their wives. In fact, that'a all that some men will ever be remem bered for. Brigham Young was kind o' that sort of a man, also. A St. Loi-is manufacturer says he has employed girls in hia factory for six years, and prefers them to male help. They are discharged for only two rea sons. Now and thenTone is found who is incorrigibly lazy, and some of them can't be cured of talking. Gossiping is the greatest trouble encountered In managing them. Tnev will talk, -.von the rales against chattering on sub jects other than those connected with the business stare them in the face. 1 KlefpleaMneS-.. Narcotics aud sedatives murder sleep, i tHaa nnna....l .a - . . . UUUt.VUi. evupor is soon followed by 111 -airvws. OimmODa. L,lVir Utmsw -amA cause of restlessness and sleepie IN era.., a V UJ V fl Lk a-.w .al . . . reizulatinc t, hnn.ii a. .., .! t. I " a- wtij, uj CSLKUllsUlOg kwu "liiMuon aaa Dy qatetinir the nerves. "I have bfen a p-eat sufferer from dyspep sia and loss of sleep. As soon as I feel the least nervous I take a dose of Simmons Liver Regulator, and sleep all night." Mrs- K- Bbta.nt, GnswoIdsTillo, . A London dealer who has been four teen years in the trade sells oyer four tons of meat a day for cats. A SWINDLES. does not refer possible purchasers to his victims. Tbe Alhlophoros Co. gladly re fers sulferers from rheumatism, neuralgia, sciatica, nervous or sick headache, kidney ami iiver complaints to those who hart been cu. '! of these diseases by Alhlophoros, and aii- Tarnish names and addresses of many such inrsonsto those desiring them. Ath lophoros is the ouly remedy for these dis eases that can stand 6uch a test. tH JJr.?maii' CuLa' x- Y, saTs: "My son, J . M. Thorn aa, had been Buffering from rheumatii-Tn for several months. Athlor.ho ros relieved Lim of the pain, and reduced the swelling of the j.-inu, and the lamenes entirely disawieared. 1 have seen those having neuralgia cured by Ukingonedose." A. Beard, Mt. Klsco, N. Y., says: "I have been troubled for come time with sciatica and rlieumatL-m, brought on by working in a damp place. I could find no remedy in medicine 1 was using, until I tried a Lottie of Athlophoroe, which gave me immediate relief." Mrs. Alfred Thurston, 42 North Main Street, Wilkcsbarre, I'a says : " I am not troubled with rheumatum iiow, since Using Athlophoros. I believe, should it in any cae fail to relieve and permanently cure, the caue would be that the directions were not faithfully followed." J. J. Savitz, Nazareth, Pa., says: "I gave two Lotties of Athlophoros to my aister, and she has entirely recovered. She wasafHicted with inflammatory rheumatism and SL Vitus' dance, and although we had two of the best doctors, he trradually prrew worse. She would scream from pain niht and day. I heartily recommend it. Every druggist should keep Athlophoros and Athlophoros I'ilb;, but where they tan not be bought of the druggist the Athlo phoros Co., 112 Wall St., New York, will send either (carriage paid) on receipt of regular price, which is J 1.00 per bottle for Athlophortv; and 5Ac for Pillri. For liver and kidnoy dvapepaja, In- diiferition, wettkiu-w. uorvous debility, tlistatea of woiu. n. rotwur-alion. li(-fla he. ini.ura blood. j;c., Atlilo?. ! ilia are iim-.Unlci. 9 2TABIISr-.i 11T. H. CHiLDS & CO. WHOLESALE 511 Wood Street, PITTSBURGH. S LHI 0 E S o 0 T S Our Special Drive FOR 1887, $3.00 Seamless Calf Shoos FOR MEN, In Button, English Balmorals and Seamless Top Congress, Any Sizes. Thre Widtns. 3END for SAMPLES and PRICES. satisfactlsa aturarteei Agents Wanted tvery where Hrf.flMy Kjva..r-.i rii, ...-1 1 ' . anua 1 tur.-. N. - iH-M.nc ri-" tlia AJ-Mlt t.-t. ,t r.j tfiji ui-fit ana r.1.1 r 11 uixr.. set it-j oviiii rr-. s.ij.1 1 r:.4tii I , " " 1.2.1. 711 S.. riM.ru K IMejjUjij ilrt- 1 .ir ) f aliiA.. you. : I kaV. it..- - f a i. t - .Ita- -.ivJ il.f-;. pisxlr-.. I .-.la. mm -"y l-wa, I .Ia-a- TmMr XVJSi T ' ;..Jfr.eMr.al.l.l. x 'fi .T J "l-UaH, r Hurker. 1 a alr-l IU -.tri-I.ijf ) - ' , Tataf. Ilia. i a,,.t t i. jut wllara. i.r . B- H,.:. n 1 )...,- . . vK biavr r i.ja. iarir -ri. wa-t. af U... i-.-i.la . 111 I U l : -l. v-; ii .r ' a-C 1 . KUataip . f'.tij. r b. , i '.ell Sat-; riot At."r-a atl aa 1 ..; ; 4ir ,-.1 . r c tf.atr. 11 tut ka-ij Mlf.fer. jtaawr p.. ,r- ,a,al r -' - - i- 1 tit r.KMlLY una. f r a ruuf jt Tiwamara I'ia. a., P f- La ar. oi l 11,1 ...yj a.. loo. a4 y j It az.4 ran.Tajau. lvMsb aaa ta,i. Ua aa a ' -! a. it, fr,t .t. a, r. 1 M '''"t- aT aahrJ-Fa I I jif Haala-. dntnirr mt I aaaua, ficilai 9 ' a"". aa4 eCi ra mf 4r4ak4g. -Ha n.ua la.aaHa aal aarr.il . '. ra. 1mm r lllaral ao4 M..r, mt av- .. W . . T. C. in. a-t a at.-aa .u.,M U.la . aut aa.no. t- at ark al' art. FrliM it raliaam r-'rai-aa :.l..i..M. 4 u n 1 Tr-.l; .lut.1. :aa aall. AGENTS V.Ar.TED. Zrz aUa UC-jf Bat tit CfflllliC I :ta PiO.tf na-ii un - tl IVe. fa aaalai LS USE. Th Giaatest Iltiizal Tritiniyh of tie Age! SYMPTOMS OF A TOPPED L9VER. lasaaotapprtitr. iluwrlt roaiire, favia la the bead, wiih a doll e-iau!oa In the back pan. fain natter tbe abealdera biatto, Fiil'i afas after eatlaat. with adla inciinutSen to rirrtioa af body er aalad, lri liability of Icaiarr, Low aclrila, with aferliniafbaaiag nrclrctea aomedaty, 7 aarlBeaa, Uiiziaeaa, FlaitteiiBa at the lieari. Iota betare tha eyee. Headache ever the rialtt eye, jSeatleaaaeaa. with itjnl cirrn-n v. ITinblT colored 1'rlca.avad COrVSTIPATIOM. TCTT'S i'tiXiS ure tepecial!y laptcd to ach caaea, oue doae eiTecta '4ich a a :ntr-f tn imr im to astoniah the t -fferr r. .Z "l?aae tfaeAp petite .and i ooaa te Vvi to 1 she n a 1- lva.b, tbua tbe a- ru-m la iarUUad.aMl.yUoir To Dae Acllta a la- .1! " s'.a.u.avrcjaji,KC2uxai atooii.ira . . .. .i.. i r ' " array i ma ma. aii a T Hair o r W ifisicai-a . : . W W -' l . rj- a a. a ajj, . ia m Glusst ISlaCK rv a ninijin ipii jilion of .uis Irs. it imparts a natural color, acta) ni.r .iiratiwHi.iv. s.ji.1 by L)ruji?iau. or r.t by exprraa. on r:ot.ptJ g, OfTice. Wlurre-v St.. Ntw York. NOT DEAD YET! VALLIE LUTTRINCER, xiiiCirEn of TLX, COPPER AND MIEET-IROX WARE -VZ TIX Roonxa, twpecually invito the attention ol bla Irlend! Irli? I'uoi'e in iteneral to the (act that he 1 atill ? hu,"KV" ' the ol J "nd opiKialte the Mountain House, fct-ensbuirt. and ti freiiared la H-lPi frn lante atwlt. or manufacturiDir toor ir1'.0'". l "De- ,pom tbe "mallert to rlSi"' 16 th" btft m""e' and at the loweet at tTCtX'hiVil'7 "0r eUher md" "r 0,d TIN ROOFING a SPECIALTY. mlr. . n1 your-elvep aa to my work and t.ricea. V l rTTmvui-u tnaburK. April . 18S3-tl. LLTTKir)tit- Important to Canvassers. i?i,?? V"LlTe Canvaa.aers In every county VEK.SlVi' Vaaatf.tf ha. " ,X S LATENT KE Sad In.n. t rU whien coiahmes two -aa irons. Polmher t.tn;r . . , tbf. ??r ' n en"re et ol orainur Irons. 1 AwTt- uii'..".'..0.'10 1 ""BP- 1HEM tO ITl ranr "a. lUflUO lUBUrCKl x SAV IKo 'Mn&iA : Itrr, .at.. libera tel"?, "".?- LJL ITI t. .rnrva. N.V.I Varrnte-d t h 1'ertillxt-r I rirralAi . "1 :: -'il.nce. s..nd rr F' r T .1 -TV Kilt rx 25 IfJ f S tfttK OaT Peter's ?T- and Some Hires. "My dear," said Mrs. Peters to her husband tbe other da), "what does all this stuff in the papers about 'Home TCnl.' inaan " "It means," said Peters with ILit air of a sage., "that tbe Irish want to gov ern Ireland th'-msflvf s." "They are firi-d of the tyranny of ti CZ4T, are tbe ?" "The Czat ? What are you talkii ala-iut V" Ob, I mean the Emf-wor." I "Worse and more of it. Do you mean to tell me that you don't know I that Ireland is under the rule of j Englabd." j "Oh, so It is. Isn't Qneen Victoria I good to them ? I'm sure she looks rsal 1 nice in her pictures. She can't be very j horrid." j "She's horrid enough to the Irish. ; Now, you listen and I'll explain the , 'Home Rule' business to you. I want ; my wife to be informed on so import ( ant a sabject. You have heard of Gladstone, haven't yon ?" ! "Oh, yes ; he's Queen Victoria's aon , or something else, isn't he." I "What are you talking about ? Have : I m allied a raving lunatic." j "There, cow ; you go to gettinic cross , about nothing. I wouldn't talk to my j wife like that for all the Irish on earth. Gladstone is King or president or Czar 1 or whatever ihe ruler of Ireland is, isn't be ? But it dou't sound like an Irish J nam-.' j "He's no more Irish than I'm Chi : nt-se. Now, you pay attention and I'll 1 tell you about it. For many years the I people of Ireland have been dissatis j Ced " ! "With Gladstone ?" j "No, no " j "With Victoria then ? Well, I" "Not with ber alone. Teey Lave j been shamefully oppressed and their ' rights aud liberties restricted through j coercion and " j "Coercion means the same as Prohibi- 1 lion does here, doesn't it ?" Have you any sense at all ? I'd like to see the English try tbe prohibition ! game on the Irish in Ireland. They'd ; ride Queen Victoria on a rail and lynch ; Parliament in a body. This 'Home Rule, muddle wouldn't be anything. Coercion is a bpecies of tyranny against liberty. You've heard of Parnell ?" I "He is the man who has just been 1 around the world on a bicycle, isn't ht-''"' j "Great Cit-sar I I've a notion to go i right down town and apply for a divorce, j Any jury ia the land would give it to j me in two minutes and a halt I Here ! ; Where's my hat and coat? I'm goiLg ; right off and hang myself for manying - , such a I -Jamesiyou'rej canbe- I'"""!' ust as mean as you ve understood every word you've said, and I won't stand your abuse. I " Bat Peters had fled. l Advantages of the Jerseys. J The advantages of the Jerseys over other breeds, according to The Live Stock Monthly, are : j 1. Jerseys make more butter annually, ! compared with the food they eat, than j any other breed. I 2. Jerseys make better butter than ! any other breed better grain and ! better flavor. 3. Jersey milk is the most profitable , because it contains more butter per ; quart than that of auy other breed, its cream rises quicker and its butter comes quicker, j 4. Jersey butter brings from two to ten cents more a pound than any other, j as a rule throughout the United States ; ! hence, ou .ninety farms out of a hun j bred where butter is a speciality the ; introduction of Jersey blood will change I butter making from a dead loss to a net profit. ! 5. Butter farminir ia mom nrniiiiihia healthful and refined than tr,, f-m i f " r . uigi laiiuiu, poultry or pig rais- J ing. i C. For evety cent on account of the ; Jersey's small carcass, there are two j cents gained on account ot her better j butter aud larger annual yield, i We want Ilolsteics and Ayrshires for j the general cheese and milk supply ; we waai ruortnorns and Ilerefords for their beef, but the conntrv ant. Jersey for her butter -so let us have an end to the opposition which this breed has met with for forty years. He who specializes wins. The "general pur pose cow" is an Impossible animal. Let each farmer decide whether all circumstances poirt to a beef, a milk or a butter breed, and choose his stock accordingly. - - Law on the Chicken Question. The question whether or not a man has a right to raise chickens at the ex- j pense of his neighbors was determined last year in court. II. W. Klingen smith had prosecuted Frai-k Wagoner for shooting his chickens. The evi dence showed that Klingensmith's chickens invaded the wheat field of Wagoner and destroyed considerable of the crop. Wagoner shot the chickens and also brought suit before a Justice for damages and recovered a judgment for some thirty dollars. Thia re covery and the shooting of hia chick ens so incensed Klingensmith that he, upon advice of counsel, began a crimi nal prosecution under the statute for killing and maiming domestic animals. The case was warmly contested on botli sides. Amongst other things His Honor laid down was that a man has no right to raise chickens to arnov his neighbors or destroy bis crops, and that the killing of them under such circum stances would be justifiable in law. The jury under the charge of the Court, 1 waa bound to bring a verdict of not I guilty. ' Eryalpelai aad OtM lante l'l-era, ' Boils, Carbuncles aDd Kunning Sores of ' every kind r. rieanp.1, the poison-germs 1 destroyed and a speedy cure effected by ' using Darbys Prophylactic Fluid. I have been afflicted with the Erysipelas. Nothing would heal the sore or stop tbe rnnnintt. I use Darbys Prophylactic Fluid and found a speedy cure. Have also tried It in several other cases and it proved fectual."-S. P. Greeh. UN the battlefields of Gettysburg there are now noarlv otia r.nn.ir.i mn. i ilT- ..'.mf- FAULTLESS FAKI1LY MEDf EIRE "I havi! uik'. Sjj.c: I-iver Jtt-tPilat'Or lor ru aw 1 y y--ar., hT tng made it my or.ly KiAmily llfdlcln. My mntfuT tw-fore tne was vry i.iivti a1 t li. It la a tuifrt. gool ami r-ila!" medi cine Atr any diyorJej of th Bystena, aji'l If u -1 In time la a ff rrnt prrHlire ttf mickyanm I often reooiiim-i'.d It Vo my friends, and ttiall continue to do so. 'RcT.J&mf M. Rollins. Tastor M. E. Church, So. Firleld.Va. TIME AND DOCTORS' BILLS SAVED bv alrn ym kmr-ping Sitnmnnm IAv3T lirgulator in the houe. "I havo found Simmons Uv!r Regulator the lw.it funnily med icine I ever ush1 l.ir anythliitl that may haij'n. have twl 16 In Itxdiyrmtiitm, Ctttic, iHurrhmn, Hiiiottsf: anal Lmnrl It to re lieve lmmediaU'ly. At'tcjr eat lntra hearty "tipper. lf.n Koliifj to bed, I take h!jou! u t.:a.-.joon-ful, I never fc l the eCocta of tho BUjiper -T-n. "OVID O. SPAHKP, "Ex-Mayor I'acdn.Oa." t-ONLY GENUINE" Has oar Z fkarup on front of Wraj.per. J. H. Zei.'in & Co., Sole Proprietors, Price. t.OO. I IIIl-ADKr.fHIA. rA. e j .g TRUE WORTH Tbe Tjaloe of a Frrtlllver 1 not on In tm Own rii'iiiMa, but fc-u' iii n -it n,n tiir thr o-'iititutrfitM of ttiaMOil. A Mrt.L.-r iij - rich m tCuni.Tol Vllllle ui't tiU ft tr n; IT iU'j0V. AM MAI.. liU.NK i t?f Mtiif-l tmlur iHu CZidod Ui i.-p lh the fcruiity tf tbe laud. Tbt- L'r'n-.tr CajiubiLaviiou kjI 1-vjit icx-i icnrd from BAUCK'S $25 Phosphate icakaa it flfmnd to nnrja" rn emp valiM. Ita -"n-U-iM-r la a-li kunwn to tmK wao use m THEORICINAL jMaQofactarera of RAW-BONE BAUG.H & SONS Kol Xaaafartarera. PHILADELPHIA, PA. SUPER-PHOSPHITq w USE BAUGH'S celebrated $25 Phosphate PARKER'S HAIR DALGAM tii 4ular f iarorite for (Xritwiiig tht lum-, llrmutri.nu volnt when gemy, aji1 iipaavctitiriif ImuiirutT. Mil c-1-uum thf fv-aii. Mt,, the. h&lr fuJintir. and U pure U ..i-w-.a-.. nnu 1 . '-rJ til i'i?rzLMM. Tlie lx-t lough Care you can n.ae. And Utf litvt pn-Tontiv knoan for CmuumiUon. It rare boduy launa. and ail fllx.rlt;r. of tljo .' J ..tM.-w-h. Ik.wrlH, I.anars l-iv-r, KidtM-ya. Vrlnauy Orvana and Ul l-. truiio 01111 !'.!:. m. TIj.- fi-oik- and kuk, Htrai; irlirr uiuj-l dlavruaK, find rlowly driftluj tuaartla thf grrave, a 111 Ux mX ca.si.ai rwo--r-thir Ijeulth hy thu tuiH-lj uae l4 I'aJtKMt'a T'JSW, but dtilfeV td Uttii- girroua. Take It In tiino. Sold by ail Irtit-i-lnta la Unw bortUa ax tl.OQ. 1 ht- nM. rtji-Mrt. quickivt and Ixrt e-irt; fir Coran, Dumutui. Waj-te, M.l.-,'allone,4.. Hln.tn-O.au- fur-tia-rpro-Ui. Ktupeall tatin. v.lr-notroul.l. Mr.ki-aUia r.-t coiufurLai.le. HiiidreuTTu" run. hn ea.r-tIiinjT e tula. s,ld ty Dn-taia &t llincux .', J7y. CA.RUfAf.ES, WAfiOaVS & SLEIGHn I (SI Carriage Making iu all its firanches. ram ting, Trimming , -auu j.r.i ii;iu ol all kind.-1.fionb 1 am..1 TT-aa aw.a. . ! . .l11 notice ana the Ixiwest ice I 77T" " Dln-3w'nK Bii W'fM..i Turn- PK1 ...a -un irupr..V :rt u.rl, .r rv. A!... ail kln. of heavy work ,1. n.. 'Jmi1( ,,,, ,m.,,..c..ncW All parties trust r-;. .e will, w.,.k m,' .. noacr aMy rlralt wf.f .,rk v.rr.r,ia.i Kl.f ri!tiiirir. .m. 1KS. LETTINi CKAI.KI. I'K .... . . O suiriiM-r t Nrkw.wn V.":::m .J T-iZ i.V,'! county. I'a. I bn,,?." .." ..two stokv VkamkV.Ti- 1. . I m T Ijl . . f . . . - v'i u. I ' r I la. 1111111,1 a. a i S.eciHi-ati.:ia lor the lniil,tiuu'r. K county, ihe Plans an.l M'XrrL ,,"on t AKh'vi'n,.. The X ' .lie r,.ht Harrtown.hip.Ma.v,,...,,. ST. FRANCIS' COLLEGE, I.OKKTTO.PA, IS CHAIlf.E OK FJ.ACISC.X BROTHERS. Boar.l ana Tuition for the Scholastic Year. 200 March iMth. !;. tf. Wool ! Wool f Wnni kjkji . Mlllln.,, nurry A w.n, W a a.'. a-.... iiiiiMj vm I! Wliui. TO ........... n n.i i.: 'i AVin. M urmv Sb Son. 131, i.ie,.i, .,;,.., , Altoona. I'a.. May 13, lsg; :5m. ,h;iV 'Ut"u:r l""--l call on ,r .M e the nn.1rr.nrr. MjHN a hi a i l. -EberirburR, M..r 17. Is. " ULA'- tJZLTfFJZL ,V."r u-' " . -V ' "' AtnJ aaa ol loca al.aciac r aaar.uaaa. la T. a.UrCCa,la raad it, m. - .VI. KS - n,r, wl.rre. I n-. I .!. ti call imr k I. W'li ... ir. n-l .. II vx -n .--. tire .- I'tli-c. an. ali.te r:. li -v r . u I -11 i.i. vv aiE 1 e.i. MAMmU Morton. .M;i. .-r-v; 13 'i,R-s "iat a-t fist fAas. aJ I y in in. e. .1 by ui in. ,..' a.-iargs-3CTTOraw l.l 4. fV"a'.a.'. I in. , . ; -.;ii.. a.(;..i.72,. WC.j, Ycrit. fl. Th" doctor, however, dvis-d ui to tytw ef- g?5CY'aiM.BiiajtU-IJ Pfft's Port Wine, ond give her a little a' Fi'::-sr r,Mt"' tune very little, but ofc-n. As a last I f v JgSvT--Vl-U 5 ' - "Mt wedldw, aud I say that peer's T i r St- - - 7" 7. ; f .-- -3 vin saved her life. She Is my only cau Temptation's of a I5roker' From the sti.rt. the bov c.- 1 broker's cfllcc will be intrD. . " j large sums of uiouey to carry . 1 bank or to cuit juiera. Ha D1av l an ofiice where Laak bi'.ls v J gold are within his reach all the and he will 3oon be so completely i sorbed in Iha subject of EtocV and money, tLat it will be sol strange u he does not soon begin jj ' at the gettinz of money as the rcos' .&' portant business of life. And vrh - ...... .vv-. ic.uujea clerk casnier, ne win ne exposed to n t arr. nt it Irtn t ii.Art.4aa V:- I.VM.M1I.IVU W .UVrKtajr; 1113 iDCODi1 bi BtocK-gambllng "speculating, aSIlli called on his own account tures are of course very hazardous Z on all accounts should be HlmnuJ . broker requires great strength of CL aeter to resist the temptation to wealthy by false methods; and a ..w- a"U well bef. he adopts the calling. Vnr tli l.rnL-bria , unstable. The woik is done quick'j the midst of great excitement and "high pressure," as we say. As ra it is not BO flifLlv nri7ia.fl .o ;r , t ..r ... 11 11 K! camcu ujr me ll wnich producf . ioiuir iwuii, aiiu it usually rije8 easily as it comes. Brokers, of cour defend their own occupation. X' will tell you that their services agents in securing storks mi a needed ; but they will riot deny tl I oiwu-uiuacrjji; would Cr-ase to be 1 profilabie business, excrpt to a very ft j firms, if people were to stop s;cl' j. : tiniz in securities t)f ronrt. ,... many men in this buslnesn wLo Law risen to wealth and to eminence as '. naLCiers, who would scorn to do a rxea: or disbonoiable act. AU hener to suet liicu, i,-ci,uac iuf lauat oiten liave i soreiy temptea to ao wroDg. T ... I .JJ L : . .. . X BUUIU UUL to uujust 10 ILis I , class of men, so many of whom u personal trails which we are bound admire. They are open-handed their means. Their word to one aw. is as good as a bond. In fact, a la piopornon of the business traus.ci upon theexchange is done without wr. ieu contract, ana aends solely Uvt the good faith of the to rubers conr-V, ed. Their promptness to resd oa puonc appeals lor m-i or syn.ratLv proverb;!. Yet all this BLouId Lave an miiuence upon a boy who is deciJ- whether or no Le eh:.) be a LruW-i' vuoi'13. It Did Him Good feide by side in the waiting room oi the Third street passenger station yes- a 1 a. a . . leiuaj sat u nervous mt;e woajau audi tall melancholy man. The woman lid a toy about seven years of age trL) seemed to be possessed or an evil si ir i IT- 11. '' tic wouiuni set nor stand still. He uiuu i want appie or cai.dv. K couldn't be, coaxed or bribed 1 j U-i.ave himself, and his kicking aijd ly.Lg sewnied to wear the little woman ou:. The melai.choly man stood v f jr a;j tie while, but finally felt called upoc to observe : "Madame, I know what that child;! aching for." "Yes, so do I," she promptly answer ed, "but I've got a boil on mv r;fLt arm." "I'll take the job off your hands !1 you will say so. It's sumthin' I've been in the habit of doing almost every day of my life. I've had three Hires and three sets of children." The boy set up an extra howl and be gan kicking her ehins just then, and sLe looked around in a he!p!ei,', w:,y el! said : "Well, you may try. Not too vijir us, but just vigorous enough." He reached over and picked tbe child up, laid him across his knee, and tie spanking machine started off at about forty revolutions a minute and woikeJ to a charm. "There you set there said tbeolfl . j . i. . man as he straightened the buy up and eat him dawn. "That' better ihan all the peir.uts and (T-UV.Tr in I t a .....1 Ml I. 1 .i-a J "1C -"l-'-', " ! J'ouiself for the rext three davs." .n. ..... ' LUe blubbered softly and sat still. ; and When the mother Jintr.-i! !"r head ! in gratitude the old mar. replied : I ..0h d lcenUoa 1 U3. I medicine in the world. I.ei ',!. a bit lonesome to-day, and it has sort o' cheered me up. I Wel-s.ii Wisdom. Three things of j short continuance a lady's lnv, a c! :p j fire and a Lrock ioud. Thrte miseries of a m:iii'." bouse a 'smoky chimney, a dripping ru if and a sculdiiig wife. i Thre things that never outfit to be ; from home the cat, the chimney aid j the housewife. Tbree essentials t0 a f l!se t, r te!er a good memory, a bold face and fifc'J fir an audiencr?. Three things that are a.s g.ind as tv.e i best brown bread in faoiiiii', n-ell-w-j ter in thirst, and a grt-y coat iu cold. I Three things that are sct-n in a r4" eock the garb of an an;ei, ihe wa. a thief, and the voice of ihe devil. Three warnings from the grave ' Thou knowest what I was ; iLou seert j what I am, remember what thou art to j le. I Three things that never bect ine ius:j. j the money of the? benevolent, 'he shoe womat Three things not ensilv dor-! , .. lay thirst with fire, to dry wet with ter, and to please all in every :b ir g tna. is done. Three things as good as tht-ir better J r!y water to extinguish a lire, aa uf!j ifMoa blind mm, and a woodea swnrd to a coward. .Saved My '!illl'ai I. lie J. S. Weaver. Secretary Iron Mi;iaiM; Company, New York, says: 1 to f to the Tublic that I bad a child aoout foa? years of a.'e. lyina at the point of de3 with summer complaint, (dirrl;') l rtif-tor and all of us having ijlven up li"- hail niin.r uun Mr rt.r hut with tea- aii 1 I ' lar-TaSMI of Jy. I went and told him that tis wi-8 uments. aa. 4aa had saved the life of my only child.
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