TUB " HRKEII23I) lJirKrt. C.tMUHl.t COCXTT, a- vi RNKro.v R i res. -fc i Mf, otji m n.ivmod .j fc, l" ,l0 noijjtal a.tl.in 8 mntta. jj do If not paid wiitiln ibt sear- rMi' rl.ltn outnld. of the counts o cen n.l.lilion! iw yeiir w,: bo charged Co wn n win in above terms I de parts irum. ena those who don i nsult tnelr pis't to re MaeoJ on iho nam footing-as those who lu Wi im '-t bs distinctly understood from til i nine l.irwar.i. riXv r.r your ll..r hafor. yoa t.,i) It If ,t, I It ...uuiusr .vn Uu. iHliwuxt do otuerwia ! l,n ! ; scalawag 111 la too Don. I Sond for7C-Pao ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE ion tmig paphr. nr w xx :.,ioo nnKr: hook r?s?.Service ! POST DC PA A St. IWi.iic Jttr ll'erjaiiKD kj an olOi'lai of vt tr i'1'Kniice in tli- S'irntt service In on- l i-.Tinl-:.'tu I:iv:il iierari Volum. of nvtt Qtxi pH.- and ,;.. L.iiiUy vhtotratctl by tno beat attuu m huv cotiiitpv M til A U. iiilr.' nti.rd f diitci tioii iu tUu L. S Post r;ii " W-,r;.. nt; rnsbraciiiK .kttcbosof IVonitr m tn'j i.f otlice lni.Tti.r iu th- I tc C' ii. Pamuit. auil i apture of K.lber of th. U. 8. Ka-.a; l-Mr tDr wiiA a eomplrtr ixiptlon of the nii u-eaiia und c.Hiplii uU..l eunuivauce. of tba .!y'ia uurrupuliMn to Utfruud tha public; a.ao ail Awirnie iicronnt of th , 10l!l ST tK IIOI TK PRirDU, Iu aca tno .WW bad rntim cliitrn of the pro. pvutDti of tlie CThlui.ce fur thu (tovarnmcnt. rr-ACENTS WANTED.i3 bi luwu titer. rf roatmaater, Martbanf., ...'iuuic, Ir'aruivra. l nf.-!.nal il-n. an.l hnn Urdsuf Mn.pW wUuaoia; to Qtt ti$ thriiiinij fcj. It now haviuc i uiiraliHd aalo: if ttat . , u jm, ana omi n Afuu umkiRK frro to mi . month ily, w. want an aii in .t. ..i.th p iu th.U . anj t'anaJa. IrT"W. r-IJ4.:rv'tJno l!vat ArtT I'brjm.h with ttiia ph. iwu.' :i ,Im-:!:iii; b-x)k. bcom m iuectfJ AjimU. .Vi ( n.wifot irWiow. Ajjvnta ar mmUuaT 'i ; i.-l;ni Harval. tJJtMitnct mo ktnU Ji... jjlv. 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Miiun I'uwp.r ontw in m h(bJc bj- cured Of RHEUMATISM by using RUSSIAN RHEUMATISM CURE. 1 i" . ai-I. Ii cvm -""g but P' , r u. t.ut Hbi safe vul aura m fur Uut ni i. Ta iiuda rtw ba Iwua wmni wiU t.niD w ua n Utbility. M;i.U. n. fr.r. of 1S1 K lh St.. PhiWd. , wratm L " r roit.1. l.r li. b4 tm cured b th kawu ttiun..l..inl tiiiii!i To 0 wf;hr it wmjlj ..i. t tin , M me i-!nI.U'n with tL. limn, I '! ueut ti- iiiM I. hi Mm fnn th mm ba ht larmlnr: " 1 irl of l t UweunJ "" romo.IT. l-b..ti.h ho hl bts rvma (nn,u, iti ni ftii.r niii.i.w il&out raault. pevrtwu. to ti J n tui. wuutirrfuA roaioUji. K. A rot Asim-mo u1 Morria St.. PMIv mru.r .1.. lKln.M-a. and hoc on.liti iBi m l(i.ir. IXabn unl nrytljtw rW f uil Tb. Hnwuta Khwmttni l ' .r eunni hr in on. I RUSSIAN. tWFUIklATlCM CUfff 1c- w ault. x BaJ both .V TEXDK K1KK9 I ajrs 1 SIUSAtrBE . im. wIUm; iai H PR1C $2.53 -r opn-riffB lef .-tnati.'n. IeerlrtlTe raja fillet, with haUiKOiu, free. 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C. laiJLNo-roiiTija. t KtliCAIXtD I.V Tens, tea, Wortasluii & VmWJj. MTIXIAM K.TABK oV C ". JT4aJil t tat lialUuiore Stre ..illiimru, .No. lUrVUi Avenue, cw Vrk. ORAW-POKER .. I . f 1 1 . xjlh rail ullUiiv. Rl inu'iwr .S I . :t. f new. rfrn a t iiili.a ' tilt i-.I.iiiihI. r.lM.wll. lt IM'' ! l'y Il:i4ll M'ir.u. n.aiiv it - f '.. i V. a. .1 . I -- ut " .-r. :.',:'.: - t-nak::.. rc.ri.hidE uj.. r a i i tni ntii, icilU lats raay.i. Pubi:hr THB MOTHIR ni-LAW. Dbre tm tnmny qreer diag in dia Uni off dcr fVeo I nefltT could qrite under. Und ; Der beotlea dhey all aeem ao doafrant to n Aa dhose in mine own f&dorland. Dhey fiota Henty droablea, and inda ta! hapa Mitoodt dor leant bit off a cause ; Cnd, Tonld you pelief id? dboaa mean Yangae cbapa. Dbey ChU uut clheir moder-in-lawa I Ebuat dick off a rbito man o ricked aa dot! Vhy not gife der ol Jt lady a abow 1 TTbo aa it geta oup. Ten der aigbdt id th hot, Mit mino baby. I (bust like to know T Cud dben is der t inter Tben Katrine th ick. Cod der mornings raa abnowy and raw, bo made rigbdt aray onp dot fire so qviekT . . Vby, dot Taa mine moder-in-law. Id Taa ron off dboae Tomaa'a rigbdu Tellers I been, Dbere Taa nodisga dot's mesa abondt me ; Then drr oldt lady rUbea to run dot ma shn. Vby. I sbuat let ber run id. you see. Und Tben dot ably Xaweob vbaa cutting some dricks (A block off der oldt cbip be Taa, yaw I) Eef abe gova for dot cbap like some don sand off bricks. Dofs aU rigbdu Shfi't miae moder-ia-iaw. Veck oudt und Teck in. id tm alrars der ta. Dot Tocin Taa poea off der bouse ; Budt. dhen. nrffar mindt I I roe glad fiot Lt catue. Bbe Tua kind to rr&uh mine young Tawcob Cod Thi t. dhere Taa Tatcr to get Trom der trn:.- Cod Lrrv.jd to tblit oup unl eaw. Bbe as v. liome to do it. iL;i t.- not Any. . Dot', wo good i .r niiue modcr-in-law. Xk!ton Globe. A5 U:;yiLCCE rASCESCLS. A cr !d Wir tr Libt round a eta-o load oi .i- : .-.a tl. vrntm fir of a t.ivcr. i t.Tod,-., .t a. Ntsw LUilaud vuir.. e .-c.rUj- u or v airivi. a rvr:'t -t ve up ftr..J onlere.i that hla bors. fnou.J sta:...-d for tue i iat Alt. r a l catL-u 6ur rer wo ropairuj tot-e t-iirrooui. aud as ihniii hs te lcj v.-t, Ln.h.t:i the Conwrinti-.a ilowod fr-e.v. hcwral anBc.lr.fi-a I. i.i ... ' iiti;ti;y u.o ,.id.cr tru to iv- u, a story. aeked lie wa, a short. tuiLtset man, some ivhf rt: about forty years ol age. arjj pave .-vi-ietK-eof freut ffcy,lc:ii otrei.gtb. li.'Xav.. his -lit:!" as Lewa.-l Viuoy, aiid tlo lioiuv as ia looter. X. Ii. 'Vc.l. Kntetuaii." ho Commenced. ki.ocUnikC i..c iuiue, irnui hl riuo and l '"lUV 4 - i-OOalct. t.UilA00 I tll ou l i 'w- if t thin- of any con-Iu.-tu-e f ut ii.,, :, ned to iu,:? You fc? JL nui now ri-rlit. fn.m ti.. aud on T W .a - . A t...o auum iwo monins ago, one pleasant evening, tit I j,ui!el Ui. at tho i. o, cmau mil m a email vi.iase in Ilanoock Cvunty. Iud. 1 ai.l lt wua pieaoant; I meant 'twu waim. but lt ana likely to bo vtr. drt. I wont m aud cailoxl lJC 6ui".jr. at.d JiAU iii v hore taken care of. ai.d after I bad eatm I sat down In th barroom. It Loan to rain alut eiht o'clock, and for a whllo lt poured down hard, and lt waa Tery dark ouutoors. " Now. I wanted to ba In jAckoon early the next morning, for I expected a load of goods there for me, whica I meant to dispose of oo my way boine. "The moon would rUe about mid night, and I knew that if it did not rain I could g-et along very comfortably through the mud after that. So I asked the landlord if he would not see that my horse waa fod about midnight as I wished to be off befom two. "lie expreated aoine urpr!o) at this and asked mo why I did not stop for i ireaiai. i tola mm mat 1 bad sold I my last load about all out, and that a new load of goods wa- waiting for ma at Jackson, aud I wanted to be there for them before the express agent left in the morni'ig. "There were a number of people about while I told this, but I took Utile notice cf them, one man only arras. leg my at t ulion. 1 had in my poases&Ion a small pack age of plaOArda which I waa to deliver to the sheriff at Jackson, and they were notice for the detectlou of a notorious robber named Dick IlArdlid. j " Ihese UUs gave a description ot his person, ana tne man neiore me answered very well to it. In fact lt was perfect. He was a tall, well formed man. rather llg'it In frame, and had the appearance of a gentleman, save that hi face bore tbooo hard cruel ma: ka which an observ ing man cannot mistake for anything but the index of a villainous teii.iun. Wueu I went up to jby chamber I asitea tne landlord who that man dofceribing tiie suspicious individual. tie Aaid.be did not kuwv biw. He had come there that aft -moon, and In tel. dxl to leave eome tune during the next day. Th . hodt aske d me why I wi-hed to know, and I tdruply toid L.ru tiiat the mai.'o coulu.ijiuo wj3 lauiili.tr. and I wished to know if I had ever been ac quaiiito.i with blm. 1 reeved not to let the landlord Into tli secret, iutto hurry onto Jack-on, and tl.ere give iuformatioa to the sheriff, and jsi liups he might r jach the inn U-foro tho ti.l:.ia 1 ft; for 1 Lad no doubta with reg.in. to hi-; iilclitlty. "Ihal ld alarm watch, and having set it t g.ve the alarm at one o'clock. I wmt to lep. I wa- aroused at the proir time, and Immediately got up and d.eoeed illicit. W. .n I reached tae yard I found tho clouds all pa.-sed away, and the moon waa shilling brightly. The hootler was -aolly a.ou-.ed, and by two o'ciock I tva-j on th.j rood. -Tno mul w:u, deep and my horee could not travel very loet, yet lt struck me iliut tne bo tet unttie more work than tcro w.u any need of, for the Cart wud nearly tin; ty. my w..olo stock eoualsting of about hall u dozen lq imt and a lot of lot.so l ags. liouevcr. n we went, nnd In the course of half on hour I w;u clear of the vilh.go. and at a short diatance ahead lay a iare tract of forest, mostly of great pU.es. The road led directly through tnis wood, and, as near as I could re: -m cr, tho distance was not lar iroin tuuve ii.liOs. The 111 l M II wa iu tne ett, ana as this roa 1 ran nearly wtx-t I MiouJd hac lig.it cu.iugtu "I had enu red thewoo.1 and' had gone, perl.a; i.ait a i:.iio, h.-u my w.:gm wheel settied, v. ilh a bui.ip and a Jerk. Into a deep hole. J uttered uu exclama tion cf aoion.suLjo..i; but that was not a: I. 1 hcatd auoiaer cicaiiiation trow a.iotuer tuuica What could it b? I look-vJ quickly aro;.n 1 but ould see nothing, and yet I knew thnt the i-o..iid that I h.ar J was very t lose t.i tne. As tne hi d wheels came up I folt aoineth.ug m s' leu tho jerk of the hole. I heuril sotm-ih ng r.-ll or tuml.le from one side t the oilier of my wa;ii. and I could ls feel the j:ir occasion,! ty the movement. lt was simply a man in my ear. ! I knew this on the itmiatit. "You may ha lioiicev! my carta I cam up tln. ev. ning. The main i-art vt it t pcu behind, and there is room , EUENSBURG, PA.. enoucrh within for Quite a i-ar.v. provid ing they'd stow themselves close enough. Ot coun I felt puzzled. At last I wonderel If some poor fellow had not taken this method to obtain a ride. But i I soon gave this up, for 1 knew that any j decent man would have asked me for a ride and taken it comfortably, i My next Idea was that somebody ; bad got in there to sleep. But this passed away svt quickly as It came, for no man would have broken Into my cart for that purpose. And that thought, gentlemen, opened my eyes. Whoe er was In there had broken in. My next thought were of Mr. Dick Hardhead. He had heard me say that my load was all sold out. and of course he supposed that I had some money with me. And In this he was right, for I had over $2.uuu. "I also thought that be meant to leave the carl when he supposed I had reached a safe place, and either creep) over and shoot me or knock me down, or (lerbaps slip out and ask for a ride, or oouioihing oLthat sort. ' All this passed through my mud by the time I had got a rod from the bole. Now, l never make it a point to brag of myself, but yet I have seen a great, deal of the world, and I am pretty ok1 and clear-headed under difficulty. In a few moments my resolution wj formed. " My horse was now knedeep In the mud, and I knew I could slip off wiibout any noise. So I drew my revolver I never travel In that country without lt lt Is a six-barreled one and sure lire. I drew this and hav.ng twined the reins about the wlupHLock. I carefully tdlpied down Into ttie mud. und as the cart iaased on I wont behind lt and eiam lued the hasp. The uo. r of the cart lots down, and Is fastened by a hasp which blijio over a staple, and is then secured by a udloek. The padlock was gone, oU'l ihe uas,,. wai secured in lb place by a bitol pino bllcfc, so tnat a biigut push Irum wiUiin couid break it. Mj wheel wrench hung In a leather bucket on the side of the ciirt, and I quick.y took it out ami fcl.j j.ed it iLto the staple, the iron lnndio ju,t tl.cing down. " Now I had hlta. My curt was almost ne.v. with a ttout Irame of whiio oak. and i i.t..e ;u puri-ose for baid U-age, Heavy loads a'it n.-rvic - I U..i not belb-ve thai any otd.naiy laxii couid break out. I g..t on to my cart as noiselo .ly a-s I got oii. and thou tuged i-y hor-, on. still k.-e,.iiig !u pis oi handy. 1 knew lliat ul li.e distance of ha.; a miio fur tner I s ould come t.. a gool ha:.l roa 1. end 1 aliowul my hore lo pick bis uviu waj- inrougti this mud. "It was about leu mhiutes after thi3 that i heard a motion in the cart, fol lowed by a gtiuin i.o.i.o, as thougli some heavy force erj liu; at pli-d lo the door. Thiscoiiliuii. il -.muiao.n.-ins and then came a heavy in .u,.. n i:.o,.U tho sole of a Loot wefo a,., iicd lo lue door. "I ald nothing, but the ide struck me Lhat tho villain wight try to ju !ge abnut where I KaL, aud shoot up ti.r-.ugh the top of tho cart at me, 60 I 6at down on the fotlOMrd. Of course I knew now that my unex pected p.. sponger was a villain." for he muat liavo i-;ii awakeever sine . I htart el. and iiotaing else In the world but ab solute villainy would have caused him to r.-main quiet so long and then start up in this mriicular place. The thumping and pushing grew louder and louder, aud pretty soon I heard a human voice: " Let me out of this V he cried, and he yelled pretty loud. I lilted my head up so as to make him think that 2 was sitting in my usual place, and then asked him what he was doing in there. ' Let me oat and I'll tell ye,' he re plied. "Toll me what you're la there for.' I said. I got In here to sleep on your rags,' he answered. Uow'il ye git InT I asked. " 'Let me get out. or 111 shoot ye through ihe head. he yelled. Just at tha. monie..t my horse's feet struck the hard road, aud I kuew that the reat of the route to Jacks, .n would be good gol g. Tho distanoo as twelve miles. 1 i-.ij'pod back upon the foot board and took ihe whip. "I had li.e same horse then I've got now; a tall, stout, powerful ty mare, and you may believe . here s some go In her. At any rate, she struck a gait then that even astonished me. She had a good tus of oals. the ulgut air was cool, and she felt like going. In fifteen mhiutes we cleared the woods, and awav we went aX a greats pace. " The chap lnaido kept yelling to be let out, aud threatening to shoot If I dl li, t let him out. Finally he stopped and in a few moments came the reports of a pistol, one. two, three, four, one rijiht fu-r the other, aud I heard the bails w.,lz over my head. "If I had been on my seat, one of tnoae balls. If not two of them, must nave gone through me. " I popped up my head again and gave a yell and then a deep groan, and then X Said : " O. save me ! I'm a dead man r "Then I made a shuflling noise as though I were falling off. and finally set tled down axaiu on tho foot-iior.l 1 now urged up the old mare by giv- i In her an occasi..ii:iJ im.l ,.-.i i. ...... ! 4 . - UULl of the whip, and she went along taster than ever. T..e man called man called out to m a more pretty soon after this, aud us he got no rep.y he made some trenicudous euu. avois to oreaic the door ojen, und as t : ld faii-nl biiu ho made several at tempt:, ujm tno lop. Uut I had no lears of hi.-, doing anything the.e. for the top of my c rt is framed in v.itu dovetails und ech sie- per boiled to lnc posis wilh an ro . loiu I had it ma. e so that 1 coui i c riy heavy loads there. - ly and by, ail.-r ail eiae Lad failed the scamp commen e 1 to nolicr whoa' to t.to imrse, and kept it ip u.iil he be came iiO. r.-o, ' A.I t:.is time I kept peifecUy qulot, In - img tho roms lirtniy and pokiiig the 1.. at with the wh.p. lij wui-ti . un Ji ur in goiig that doiou ml.e. iio. a b.l ot it. 1 Iuju'. i-ucii ie:.r. p.-ihups I might tell the truth a. .ii s.i.. 1 nad noue, lor I had a good pistol, ..ud mo e thau that, luy pusiu;ser was mfe. y.-t 1 ui l leel gtad when i came to t... old Hour iirrel lacvory i.ial stands at Ihe eugo vaf Jack son village;, and In ton m!nuts more I hauled up In front of the tavern and found a couple of men cleaning down some stage horses. 'Well, old feller.' say I, as I got down and went round to i he back of the wagon, 'you've na . a good ride, haven't ye?' Who are you?" ho cried, and his voice trembled a Utile, too, as ho asked tho quo.-tlon. " ' I am the man you tried to shoot,' I told him. Where am I? Let me out,' he yelled. " Look here.' said I. weVe come to a saf 3 stopping place, and mind ye I've got a revolver ready for je the moment you show yourself. Now lay quiet.' By this time the two ho-stlers had come to see what was the maUer, and I explained it all to them. Aficr tr.ls I got one of them to run and Cud the sher iff, and tell him what I believed I'd cot for him. The first streaks of daylight were now just coming up. and In half an hour . j would lie broad dav iigh t In !e6. than t J FRIDAY. JUNE 17, IS87. that time the sheriff came and two other me t with him. I told him the whole story in a few worls, exhibited the handbills I had for him. and then he made for the cart. He told the chap inside who be was, and lhat If he made the least resistance he'd l a dead man. But, mind you. the sher iff didut tell blin the suspicions we had about him. Then I slipped the Iron wrench out, and. as I let the door down, the fellow made a spring. I caught him by the ankle and he came down on his face, and In a moment more the officers had him. " It was now daylight and the moment I saw the chap I recognized him. He was the very man I had suspected, and his fine black clothes were pretty well covered with lint and dirt. Ue was marched off to the lock-up. and I told the sheriff I should remain in the town all day. "After I reakfast the sheriff came down to the tavern and told me that I had caught the very bird, and that If I would remain until the next morning I should have the reward of $2txj which had been offered. I found my goods all safe, paid the express aent for bringing them from Indianapolis, and then went to work to stow them away In my cart. "I fouud the bullet-holes In the top of my vehicle, just as I expected. They were in a line, about live inches apart, and had I been where I usually sit, two of them would have hit me somewhere ;n out the small of the back and passed upward, for they were eht with a heavy tharg.j of iowder, aud his pl-tol was a heav one. 'Ou the next morning the 6borift called upu me avj pa.d me Si'JOlii gold, lor In: had made himself buro that ho had got the villain. After an early din ner I -et out, and here I a.n. "I've o.-ld my load ail out, and am now r a.iy to lay up for ihe Winter. 1 found a ie.lei iu tke oilic jil 1'oiUiuoulh f.-r me, fri.i the .-herifi of Hancock county, unit he itifoiiuo.1 mo tnat Mr. Hardin: t . is i;o-.v in piiv.n fur lifo " ho e::d 1 the je.i'iier'.s stury. In the nii rni- g I lit 1 the curiosity to Imik at his cirt. and I found ih- four huilet hoii-- ju -t a. he bad fold us, though they were n .w plugged up with phial corks. in.-y eau.o oui. wviwle I was loosing and on owed me Ihepiinis ol .ho illaiiis foot Uja the call. Thoy Weie plain and laust have been tlvcu w.lh rcat force. KOBWEGIAK EOSPITJLLITri Iatr.tlmr Cuatoin. of a Simple and iHHHi-utiariea A vopie. In no land Is hospitality moro open handed and moro uunffecied thau in Norwa a:id though these features are lialurally becoming blunt-d along the bea.cn lin.-f, of travel, the genuine good ness of i.i;rt, line " gentl.-mar.iy " f.-el-lng an 1 t nuic a: bonce of th.n.sordld-.es which Is s often . eu eveu In pruu.iive regions, cannot tail to strike ti.o unprej ud.ee. 1 observer. Nor l etujuetto ig nored oy evoii the ruUcst of tho p-opie. In the cities the btrai.ger i apt to make ma .v t.uad : s. In the i.ou.-try, however, this .s not 1-ss :..arke.i, i hough perhaps th - visitor will ho lo-i con scious of ita presence. One of t:.o pe uii.irities of tho Xor wegian far.uer is inat, when visiting a frieud,noruu.-.l increall the prejutratluns made for Ins enteildnent. Ho will ' the aiffiv rouate-l, and iho cups sot out, and th. u, jut when tne good wife Is ubout ;o ofier bi n her hospitality, he gets up. bids ihe family go, d-by. and Is only ersuaded to remain after some re sistance. Every cup must be filled to overflow, lng. otherwise the host would bethought eihnjy. When milk, brandy, or beer Is offered, the guest invariably begs that lt will not " be wasted ou hlta." and then, after emptying the cup. declares that " ft is too much" going through tho same formailues. It may be, three or four limes. Iu the farinhou-eft, or uj land sav ters." the guert is left '.o ai alone, silver forks an i spoons being ofleu sub stituted lor lh. carved wooden ones used by the family, and a line white clotu lor tho Uar-i board which servos well enougn on cruinary octas.ous. To a punctilious guest this may not be a drawback, for at the family table, as Indeed, umong the po.-.fcanUs in Scan, dinavia everywhere, the uiffercnt lndl Tidu ils dip ihelr spoons f.ito the eamo d is. ics cf grod"and sour milk but for any one desirous of stud; lng a p Ile a load of foreign prejudice is a grievous burden to carr adMMiu When a child is bora Uie wife of ever n. ighbor CAH.ksa dish of hoderrod ((oiriuge made with cream instead of miiki, aud brius it iZ Uie convalescent, theie being giKd deal of rivalry among the matrons to outdo each other In the quality and size of the dish. When any one has taken food In a Scandinavian house he shakes hands with Uie host and hoe less In rising from the table aud says : " Tak for mad " ( Thanks for food", to which they reply : Veil bokonxme" (" May lt agree with you"). In many parts of Scandinavia all the guests shake hands with each other and repeat the latter formula; and in Nor way, at least, it is the fashion for a I guest to Call ou the hostess a few Uay. later, and when she appears to gravely say : "Tak for fldst" ( Thanks for last time ), gr. at gravity on this formal visi: beh:g a mark of good breeding. I Peo ples of tho World. A Woiuan'i Patriotism in rtealh. Judge Torreuce told me the other Jay that the longer Le lived the more lie looked back uitli uleasura m.l pride war. upon Lis service during the lie was the who went out son of a clergyman A3 the Cha j.lain of a regiment, followed ly his seven sons. while the wile and mollier. -with j-atrlotlsm and heroism worthy to rank w ith tlint of any of the women of the Revolutionary period, remained at homo and carried on the iarru. Judge Torrcnce recites, with par donable pride, how the seven sons were g.;tli-rt d a few years ago almut the deathlied of that mother; how she took into her own worn and withered Land, wLile life still lingered, Lis own left band, felt of it, and then said: " Give me the other hand, son." my And as she felt of it with the two fhortonetl finpors shot awav in battle she murmured, "That is 'the one I want," raised it to her lips, kissed it fondly, and soon after sank away to rest. St, I'aul Pioneer Preta. Old Sail Clot ha Mad into rubles. Old sail-cloths are used extensively for making the paper for Oxford Uibles. "There are hupp piles of tLis old 1 .'1 M ! Y - - IT uinn - iiai, eavs tne neisnm ii our, "gathered in "here after battling with breezes m all the s us under Leaven. They come in hereto lo torn into thrf-ada, aud beaten into p'dp, and blacbfd, drwn out into lx-antiful white thee'". t 1 e prMPntly printed oa, w.fu d 2f ..gita to the ends of the earth certainly ndb&r a qcsir.t and curioua m.univi hais. THE GAMBLER'S DAUGHTER. T by a Ueantlful Olrl. A. correspondent of the N. T. Herald writes from Long Branch, this strange tory: One encounters str&nca aAnninra On the broad piazzas here. " Very handsome, ien t she T" Yes. Said to resemble Lantrtrr. bnt is a trifle older." " They're coming this way. Bv Jove, old man, she bowed to yon. Do you know her " 44 It seems so. Tea, though a mo ment ag I was unconscious of the fact. We were fellow passengers for a week once and got well acquainted." " How was that ?" " Do you really want me to tell you? " Certain! j." "I was coming from New Orleans on the George Cromwell in August of 1872. Borne time ago? Yes, but the story connect closely with the bow of half a minute ago. "This lady, then fourteen Tsars younger (as you will find if you count your fingers), was brought to t,he pier just as the vessel was about to start. She was Tery beautiful Her father, a dapper little old man, with dyed hair and mustaches, was most aih-ctioa-ate in his parting with the fair voting prL Sslie waa hurried on board the boat. The gangway wae pulled ashore and we were oil. " Now, she was the one beautiful woman among the passengers, and the roup;? men of the ship's company w ere anxious to make her acquaintance. She was shy aud repelled us all. " Weil, tow ard evening w e got out on the Gnlf of Mtiico. It was quite rougli. My lady, the unknow n beaut v. was helped on deck by her ancient maid and looked very pale. She was about to be seasick. " Now, all of a sudden it occurred to me that my friends. Captain Norton and Judge Wcldou, of Bayou Saras, had bent a couple of bottles of Hue old blackberry brandy to my stateroom for my use on the Toyage. "litre was a use f jT s iia of it. in a jidy I was down in the cabin, Lad borrowed a corkscrew and had a bottle cpt'U. I carried a small glass of the excellent liquor to the deck end ap proaching the servant, said: 'txcu.se m -, madame, but the young lady ap peal., ill. If you permit me, as a" phy sician, to prascribo for her I think this will relieve her at once.' But you are not a doctor ? " " True. 1 was just at that moment, however. She was not what ehe sct-me-.t atiy more than I was. But to Continue: " "Yes, go ahead." " Tho glass was accepted, and the re sult was that the following day I made every other man on the ship "unhappy ! by taking a Lttlo walk on deck with the elendcr, dark eyed girL It was my find attack, and I was gone in a few hours. She was very gentle, moJest and lady- ike. Her education had been well j cared for ia a convent, if I remem ber. " "Well?- j We were together Tery much. She j evincwd a decided preference for me. I was flattered and don't smile like that happy. "One night, the loot before we ' reached New York, somebody proposed cards in the social Lalh It was agreed i upon, and the game was soon made up. ! " We played wbiat for a time. Then Other pasiengere came in, and as there 1 was only one table somebodv expressed ! a cunosity to know how the gam of i faro w a pijyed. They w rented to -ee the j gai n- and pi ay it 'jnst for fun.' The , i !-:i w.-. n.-t a bad na, but I kept still, i don't you se? There Eat my pretty t fated creature, jaat opposite, and I did i not care to have her know that I had ; ever seen a Iar out." " But my friend, Charley Brown, of i Broad street, was not so" particular, j Ju6t as a taunt to me he said, '(Jire me the cards; 1 11 kep the bank and deah ' He soon had all the clubs out of one of j the two decks of cards and had them j spread out npon the table. There were plenty cf ivory ohipa, and, giving them t imaginary values, we distributed them i among the players. "The very instant the chips touched the fingers of the girl her whole manner changed. Her eyes became aglow with a strange, wild light I never before had seen in them, though I had studied the changing size of their pupils under the stars and beside the lamp in the lighted cabin. She acte I very strangely. "I moved over to her side of the table to give her each direction as I could without exposing my knowledge of the game which was not inconsider able. As the deal progressed she looked vacantly about the table from time to time as though seeking something that tm not ther . I even heard her mur mur once, ' Who keeps the game ?' but did not sttach any importance to the words. When the cards were nearly all lifted" from the toble (for of course Charley had no box to deal from) ho said: " ' Are you ready for the call ? "'Yes,' said xn'y companion rather abruptly. " Now, said Charley. I will look at the three last cards and tell you their names. If yon call the order "in w hich they turn up you will bo paid four for one. Svn, queen, ".euce. " 'Queen, deuce, seven, for $50!' ex claim" 1 Ciuirette, utterly icnorinp: mo and almost elbowing me away as she laid her money on the corner of the quern. "Th deal waa finished. She bad called the turn !" "Well?" " I del 1't eper-.k. I was 6taggmi. I went out into the darkness of ' l:e night J and sought Lapta:n Clapp, t le ccm mauilnr of the vessel. : ' Who in that benutifnl worn "Jl whom you have seen me with so i..uch?' I asked. " 'Do you really want to knr w t "I must know. "She is the daughter of Johnny Pool, the King of the New Orleans gamblers.' "It was true. Sho did not appear at bieakfust. Nor did I. I have never Ae"n her since until now. There was at leust one very sad heart that night, I don't speak of hcra, bnt of mine. And ere she is let's take something." A Confidential Applh artjus. Mamma: " Come, Ivy, and say yenr prayers." J Ivy: " I'lease, Dod, male Ivy a dooxl little girh an don't tell mnTviTr.fi J 'tola the cake." Grace aa-atast Eudoranc-e. The town girl can ride a horse with tnnr .raco than her country couiiin. but ti e latter can stay in the saddle lungtr. 'JuarietU (Ga.) JouiaaL NUMBER 22. I A GOOD FELLOW. Tb History of a Mao Who Treated the worm ttetter Ibaa it Ucattned. Didn't know Rodgers. did you Abra ham ltodgers, g. g. f., which means gen eral good man? Well, I did, and I helped bury him yesler lay. When I first knew ltodgers, he was a young fellow of IS. and the title of good Mlow had already settled upon him. If they wanted the old church wept for Muuday, or the bell rung for prayer-meeting, someone ask nl ltodgers to do it. If any old hunker fell sick and hankered for rabbit soup, Kodgers was asked to go out and hunt for the rabbit. If any old woman wanted sassafras root for herbs, Kodgers was the good fellow who'd ko to the fields and woods on her errand. No one ever thought of offering him money In payment for his time, and lt Is only his due to say that he wouldn't have accepted it If they hsd. He was ex pected lo pound down the nailheads in the sidewalks, replace broken planks, have an eye on tne bridge, palut the schoolbouse steps, replace the broken glass In the church and be the guardian ot all bad boys, and no one ever heard him kick. Later on, the old man Jackson fell elcic, and when watchers wero re quired ho expressed his desire to huv i l'f.'dKers come to the ncu-ie :.nd ttu.'. ltodgers went, put in ci.u--n davs and nights of hard wcik, itnd when the oi l man died the widow lec.iugly exclaimed : "Oh, Abraham, ! tit you a u a noblo young man ! 1 can never, never repay you!" 1 J alio never did never even offoiod him the value of a pair of stockings, aiinou -li I sne was ie;t jm,(xki. j Then Aunt Nan.'y Le fell elok and I died and Kodgers liai just begun his j day's work as a carpenter .vnou one of I the Lthj boys roue up with the news and added : : And the very hist thing slio 6aid was thatyou must lie Chief pall-bearer. Aunt ! Nancy aiwavs iovel you, uni you must come." Kodgers Went, Aunt X auey forgot to say that he should oep.ii i lor his uav's work, al hough she iefiil,o.j to the "heathen, I and so Koige,is v.u outaaa.ir. He h..d scarcely ocLtiod down to Work wLen some one u.ccvver -d thai the old hand lire engiue which had been stowed away iocz.x earj ouh;tu lobe put In condita.u. A leading o.Uzeu suggested to liodnors lo go at.e.iJ n 1 fis tu.. oil tub up, and bis bill ehould be paid by a subscription, lieders tii.k-rvd away lor a week, a lid a lea.ng gr e-.r gave hiiu a bar ol soap, and a dry gods man came down with a roil of tape Thu eliort to reward him died out with that. liodgois lived just that burt of a lilo until howasiyytarsoid. II -ev-n put ft" getting married to sit up with a -ik horse ana Le reward-.-l with a thank y.u. I:, onejenrne Wat j u.i-bcar-T ni iwen y two luneruls. and i-at up with fourteen dh'ferent dead people. Wnen he Woikc 1 for pay ieoplo paid him waeu they got ready. When th. re came a wocii in h.oh omtbody did not wai-t him to conij oan a talv , repair a tub, kit up vtith a corpso, suhsenbo for a mill-dam, raiioa i ,.r pu'.iic hall, or give a day s won: to p-.Mic improvement or ci.arity, Mis. Hoaxers Ml ihat the judfciueiit i;ay c-.uld l o- be f .r oil. lie had put In thr-e weeks looking up Widow U.i vis's lo.it e v, ; g,rir.g roots for Widow Jenkins. a:id sitt nir ud with lder Smith, when Judge Froth suddenly Ued. J Ot course hid hu,t words were: "1 fall In tho , , i i., ., of my eountrv aud w..nt Abrhaiu liod-ois Lo be chief boss at my funeral. I will and bequeath my (5.uou to my wife, and I leave my thanks to Abraham." ltodgers bossed the funeral. He bor rowed all the chairs, got the singers to gether, formed the funeral procession and rode two miles to the grave in a pouring rain to stand with uncovered head. Next day he was ill. and yester day, as I told you, I helped bury him. When he died he hadn t a dolh.r in the house. He bad t-electod eemetei v low for fifty i-eopie, but he had none of his own. lie had helped to pul us many Into c-.xkets, but he was ouiied in a plain Collin at the expense of his iriends. ery few of his fr.end- luriiod out, as they were busy With their work. He had formed funer.tl pi occasions halt a mile long for 'squiies, elders, deacons and ju iges, but there were only four vehicles in his. The clergyman seemed to be ia a hurry, the grave-digger wad linpailcut for u to be gone, and au we turned away some one remai ked : "Oh, his wife will get along someway wl.iows always do." Detroit Free Press. President Jackaoa'i Inauguration. ' At Jackson's Inauguration there was for the lirst time on such occasions at N asl.ington, a militiry page int. A band oi the vi-teraua of the Revolution loruie 1 his bodyguard, bay .nets bristled around the Capitol. .nd on Pennsylvania avenue martial muaio r sounded, and salvos of aiuilery were fired at diflereut points in the . nvirous to announce that .he oath ot ofiice had been ad. mustered. Au immense coneourseof people j iued in the shouts with which tiie-h.ro of New Orleans" was greHetl,ns he roue ou u :i:toa uorse iroiil tne Lf.; itol Lo tho Lite lio ie. i nev- r saw such a can d, l'a;..el v i l.-ter to a fr.end ' li ve eol.-.e Out) r.iileo to suj , wrote i'elsolis General Jacks aud tii v leallv io think ihu lh - country dreadful diiuger.' is rescue- u-om some Hunter, ircm Kentucky and Indiana, I.gi.ter.- .mm '1. iiui:,e-j una -.uidy iront ielfanien irom tho Xoi t hwest miiigled iu the tuioiig with the hn-re retiius: d.tellers on tno All . i. tic fclojuj und t., nup-: nous people of in: fco'-Hii. who nad ail tho villu s and iho faul.e arising fiom their pecu iai- oc.ai ii.M.tuti.,ns. Arriving at tne W.nte House, the mot ley crowd il-.mored lor refresliments and tcu:i v. rained the barrels oi punch which !.aJ teen ir. i.irei, in drinking '.:. h n:ln ol me new cu.ef m ..giatrate. A great, deal of china und gia.-sware was broken in tne struggle ior ice-cream and cakes, aiu lho eact rui was lilled with a mob. At one lime General Jackson, who had rt treated until ho w..t. pre-aed again-t the wait, was oldy piole-e. d .rum ii j .ry by a number ot i:is friends, who linked arms and formed a long barrier about him. Such a scene had never bol'ore been witnessed at the White House. (Hugh J. Haotlags's "Ancient American Poli tico." Bow Coral la Obtained. Coral la obtained by means of a wood en apparatus intheshapq ofa cross, hav- iiir iii its cem.ro a ieaden clone or fclug for ballast. Nets, the meshos of which are loose, are hung o i the bars of the cross and dra-e . at the bottom of the sea. and among the crevices of the rocks. These ne s win il ig about the c -raline plant, break tip or tear off its branches, which adher.-- to th. meshes. Tho apparatus is drawn up by the fish erman wiio .over ho thinks it Is suffic iently laden. Cera fl.i-.g is largely followed la Algeria, the inuual production amount lug to tltni.uou. One Hay of settling a Uhoat. At Birmingham, Conn., thi body of a young womau was disinterred and'allthe Iiins in her hair and shroud removed, to quia Lor ghosu . Atl veftiwincr tiatiM. I he larr. an.l rrllaMr rtrrulatton oi the Oil BRia Fkkrwak eommerd. It to th.faToraole eon al'l.r.tion of adeertiaera. ta.ori will rM In. sertad at the followlna- low ratal : 1 Inch. 1 timet tl.a1 1 " a month.... a.an 1 6 montbi.... a.o 1 1 year aeo- 3 " S month. 6.0. 1 " 1 year " on 8 6 tuoctha n.ivi 8 1 year ............. '7 W ool'u 6 montbi...... lu.oc i " S months erx V, " 1 year aj . " 3 montbi ".0-f lyear ts.Co rinHieM Items. Brat lnsertton lOe. per line : oh aansoqaent insortion 6e. er line. Ailtniiilmrator I and txecotor'l Notl :cs l.(C Andltor's Notioea 8.0c Stray and similar Notices l.K XV Rrtohitxont or procrHhrut ot any corpoi aiae or srietv . J rpmmiiniraiimi drtxej-ned to cud a . n. lion u-j wuittrr a txmtftd or matndual inter mutt er mu jot at 4uttrrtttrmrnU. Job rKTia ot all kinds neatly andexpedlt ously executed at lowest prices. Don't yon lor get It. ' APPETIZERS. Tonclilns: Story of Devotion. Quarantine officer McAllister was pre sented a few woe-ks ago with a tame alba tross by a British shipmaster. On Thursday the sea captain fell ill and the doctor had a lot of pills made up for his use. As he was about to send the pills to hl-i patient he was summoned to atb-nl a meeting of tho Beard ot Health, and he departed, leaving the pills on tho table In the same room with tho alba troes. On his return the pills were gone. A second box was compounded, but before they could be taken to the ship they had disappeared In the same mys terious way. Irritated and perplexed. Dr. McAllls ter made up a third box of pills, and then stepped Into an adjoining room for a moment t change his collar. On his ret urn he was aghast to per ceive the albatross lying dead on the table alongside the haif-Ov nsumed box of pills. The fidelity of the intelligent bird to the Interests of his former master had cost him his life. San Fiancisco Post.. Realty Surprised. What do you mean by using eueh violence towards your wife?" asked tho judgi? of a colnr.-d prisoner. "1 didn't use no v.oleuco, boss." " Bui you aid ; her face is all swollen up from tho blow. Didn't you strike her"' " Vos. Iiosh, but hit was an aocordont. I'se neah-si -hiod." What's tiiat pot, to do with it?" ' Heaps, bohs, heaps. Yer see I was at do g te and woe gwinti r ko down town, and I ji.ss ki sed my itund to Ma tiidy." "Kissed your hand to her?" " Yes, l oss, kissed my hand to her, but owir;g to dodcf.Jc" i:i 1113- eyes, Ir-poeod Bho was rnorj'n twenty feet off, but the wasn't, hhe was so cl us ter me.lat dj buck ob my h:.n' hit her snn.ck in do mouf. I iiobber wad to eprisod in my llio." " Well, there id nnoth- r surprise In etoro ior you. You pay twenty dollars and costs or you go to the county jud." A I'nl'iue lionej moon. The cole-red female cook of a family living at the South end came upHtuirs the other alternoon, and. twisting up the corners of her apron with consider able embarrassment, said to her mistress : " You see, missus, I tuouKhtit mought be bes' to be tellin' yo dat 1 dat I done get married las' week !" " Ah, indeed ! And what is your namo now, Han nali" " Mis' W lUiams, iuu.'ain.. Y'ou Be, my huebau' he mu a cook, too. Ho am what dey calls a sh. 't in a hotel. A chef, eh? That's oiy ulco. And do y u cx;-'.t tu l-.-ave sa directly, Han nah?" " Xot d'ie-kly, intim. I'll Pty wid ye for de present. Y'ou 600 my hubbau he's dune gone to New York an' Wash ington on his honeymoon, au' It'll bo nigh unto six weeks befo' he comes tack !" IJoeLou Record. Johnny's Ambition. "Do you go to school, Johnny?" In quired a lady. " Yee'in." " And do you etudy hard?" "Yos'ni." "I suppose you want to be a great man when vou grow upf" " Yes'm.'' "And what do you think you'll be?" " I know what I m Koin' to be." " What is lt. Johnny? Tell me." " I am coin' to be tho man that wears the big fur hat aud throws the stick around In front of the band." f Ilttsbur Dispatch. Convincing- the lially. I heard that somebody In this crowd said I was a liar," said a Fourth ward b illy as ho approached a knot of men ho thought he knew. Which of you was " It wm me, I reckon," quietly re marked a strapping stranger from up the creek, as be wnlpped off his coat and p:ocdod to roll up h.'s sleeves. "That's all right!" continued iho- r uuriu warder. keep on your clothes. muii 1 say i wasnt, old Ir Yoik Tid-Bits. New Aate-Be lam Time In the Family. "Mamma,'' asked a Congressman's child of his mother, what are these an io iM.ium times ' I hear papa talklnir aboutV" ' Th-iy are the times before the war. my child." The child was quiet for a full min- ute. "Oil. I see," he said, "that was be fore aunty married uncle, wasn't lt?" The mother restrained the child from further violence. ( Washington Hatchot. A Careful Uometttic Th" proverbial philosopher. Tuj ir. la his autobiography, touches ineid -ntaUy i-p. 11 the terror-sot scrwnt-giil.sm in an aceounl 4' .1 ..-ai. .us, weli-iuleu; ionod maid w .0 ari-i.uges his papers. ' 1'p.ni my ctutioniiig her," ho writes. ' not to d.-s roy unvthh.g, I was h- ri Hied hy the in-con cious Audrey's reply: " 'Oh ! eir ! 1 n. ver burns 110 pijior but what is spoiled by being writtoa on !' " A Iok Ju-stilhibly Sfad. A eanino wi:h a tin attached to his tail by a strong cord pad. od hurriedly liowu the Ft rect. " is tiiat dog mad?" Inquired an anx ious pout' t.i 111. " Wfil." r.-.-poii.lod aiiother, " I caught a glimpse of hl counteriHnce as ho passed by, und ho didn't look the first bit pleased. " 1 ittsburg Dispalch. The Couutrjiuuu In Town. A countryman aud his son " put up " at a citj- hot el. Son out seeing the town. Oil gmit come : down from his room at miduigUt and says lo tho night clerk : t " Has my son come in yet?" Night Clerk: "Guess not. Haven't seen him." 4 Old Gent: "Well, you needn't set up for him any longer." lie Kmw Hrr. Mrs. Oft-n do Voiced: "la this bri dal voll material good? Will It wear?" Mobo Schaumburg, Jr. " Y'ou pet It vas first clast. It vil, never voar out, no madder hdw many dimes you ut it. Don't you vaat so.uu of our Ludostiuo tibia orange plosoouis'r'-j-iTexas Slft Inga. Letter by tloorge v?aAhlngten. A jMiihuh-Jpiiia gentlernin has re cently found at: au'uirr.ipli letter of George Wa-hinKton, in which the latter negotinte?. for the purchasa of a trood. ivtl no- io b. y. Cure for Neuralgia. It is sai l by one who has tried it that cajenne iK-pper hjiriukled nion hot flannels will afford instcnt relief to poiaonu troubled with neuralgia. , a I a r W- 1 i ! 1 i Mi n n n n 00 00 11
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