THE HEIR'S HAIR-MOVINC. Mr. White—lt's no my dear, I shall have to have my whiskers off; baby is pulling 'em out by the roots. Mrs. White—How unfeeling of you. It's the only thing that keeps baby quiet. Now you threaten to take the dear's enjoyment away! Opposed to Blang. Donald had bfien to Sunday school, and on coming home was asked what he had learned. The lesson was the ■tory of Joseph, and the small learn er was evidently very full of his sub ject. "Oh," he said, "it was about a boy, and his brothers took him and put him in a hole in the ground; and then they killed another boy, and took the first boy's coat and dipped It In the blood of this boy and —" "Oh, no, Donald, not another boy!" his sister interrupted, horrified. But Donald stood his ground. "It was, too," he insisted. Then ha added: "The teacher said 'kid,' but I don't use words like that." —Woman'i Home Companion. Kicking Kindness Into Him. The benevolent old gentleman got busy when he saw four boys eight or nine years of age attack one boy of about the same age. "You mustn't, you mustn't," he said, when he had hauled them off, "attack your little companion this way. What has he done to deserve such harsh treatment?" The four boys glowered sullenly while the one boy whimpered as he thought what would happen to him When the benevolent gentleman went \n his way. "Well," said one of the four at last, won't Join the band of kindness our teacher wants to get up at school!" Safe and Sure. Among the medicines that are recom mended and endorsed by physicians and nurses is Kemp's Balsam, the best cough cure. For many years it has been regard ed by doctors as the medicine most likely to cure coughs, and it has a strong hold on the esteem of all well-informed people. When Kemp's lialsam cannot cure a cough we shall lie at a loss to know 'hat will. At druggists' and dealers', 25c. A Knocker. "You say that you told my little boy that he looked like me?" "Yes." "And what did he say?" "He said I was a knocker." —Houstoa Post Shake Into Your Shoes Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder for your feet. It cures painful, swollen, smarting, sweat ins feet. Makes new shoes easy. Sold by all Druggists and Shoo Stores. Don't ac cept any substitute. Sample I'RKE. Ad dress A. S. Olmsted. Leßoy, N. Y. Being Obliging. Prohibition Crusader —Down with whisky and rum! Old Bum—Well, ain't 1 a-tryin' to down 'ein all I kin? I think the first virtue is to restrain the tongue; he approaches nearest to the gods who knows how to ba silent even when he is ia the right.— Cato. It Is. "Some say it's a mistake to marry." "Well," commented Mrs. Sixthhub, "to err is human." If You Have Common Sore Eyes, if line* blur or run together, you need I'KT HT'S KYK SAI.YK. 25c. All drug gists or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. Pigments of more than 400 different colors are secured from coal. Mrs. Window's Koothlnjf Syrup. For I 'Oitnj:, i-oftcn* tho pirm, reduces In flammation, allays |mm, cure* wind col'.u. u.lc a bottle. Light, heat and oil are the worst enemies of the rubber tire. A Friend In Need There is absolutely nothing that gives such speedy relief in Dysentery, Diarrhea, Cholera- Morbus, Cholera-Infantum, Colic and Cramps as DR.D.JAYNE'S CARMINATIVE BALSAM It is a friend in need, and you should always keep it in your house. Its valuable curative properties have made it a necessity for both adults and children. Sold hy all drugglsla at 25c per boillc CROPS ALIOS! , TOTALLY RUINED MISSISSIPPI, ARKANSAS AND ALA BAMA SUFFER FROM RAIN AND WIND STORMS. TOWNS ARE UNDER WATER Great Damage Done to Railroads in Several Places —Tornado Wrecks Many Houses—One Town Is an Island. Memphis, Tenn. —Reports from tho surrounding country bring advices of devastation by recent rain and wind storms. Mississippi and Ar kansas seem to have suffered niOßt. The Arkansas river is out of bank. In both states the crops are said to have been almost totally destroyed, while numbers of towns are under water and families have been driven to the roofs of their homes and tho only means of transit is by boat. Great damage has been done to tL-* railroads and in several places. A tor nado passed over the northern portion of Mississippi, wrecking many houses. Low Land Crops Destroyed. Mobile, Ala. —Practically every river and creek in lower Alabama and Mis sissippi are at flood stage, resulting in practically drowning out all low land crops, the destruction of much cattle and the loss of timber. Reports indi cate that the rains were heavy in Clarke. Wayne, Green and Jackson counties. Miss., and Monroe, Choctaw and Washington counties, Ala. In many of these counties the heavy rains were followed by hail storms, razing the growing crops and even damaging buildings. Reports received here from Shu buta, Miss., are to the effect that the town is virtually an island, being cut off from the outside world, except for telephone and telegraph communica tion, which is yet intact. GOV. HASKELL AGAIN INDICTED He and Five Others Are Charged With Fraud in the Muskogee Town Lot Cases. Tulsa, Okla. Indictments charging fraud in the Muskogee town lot rases have been returned by the United States grand jury against Gov. Charles N. Haskell, F. 13. Severs, W. T. Hutchins, C. W. Turner, A. Z. Eng lish and W. R. Eaton. The accused men are charged with obtaining titles from the government to town lots in Muskogee by illegal methods, Bond in each case was fixed at $5,000, and was promptly furnished. It is thought the cases will be heard at an early date. This is the second indictment of Gov. Haskell in the Tul sa case. Interest in the land fraud proceed ings was heightened by an order from Judge Marshall citing William Stry ker, editor of the Tulsa Democrat, to appear before the United States court at McAlester, June 14, to answer a charge of contempt of court. The or der was issued on application of Dis trict Attorney W. H. Gregg, who al leges that Stryker has been publish ing improper matter about the inves tigation. FOILS HER ALLEGED CAPTOR Chicago Girl Jumps Out of a Marx's Automobile and Is Seriously Injured. Chicago, 111. —A leap from a swiftly moving automobile to escape from a ! man she alleges was taking her away from home, brought serious injuries to Miss Mary Kirschner, 22, of South Chicago. The girl, upon reviving, said that she had a slight acquaintance with the captor. She had mot him at a dance two years ago, she said. As she was walking home he drove up in his machine and offered to carry her. She accepted, she said, but the man drove his car swiftly for the open country despite her picas to be al lowed to get out. Just outside of the town, after the car had passed several groups of men who say they heard the girl scream, .Miss Kirschner jumped out. The man tried to hold her, but only succeeded in tripping her so that I she fell on her face in the road. The car later became stranded in a sand I road and the driver was captured. Whiskey Barrel Cheaper Than Man. Chicago, 111. —"Husbands in the form of human whiskey barrels should be cast adrift by their suffering wives," said Municipal Judge Girten to a woman whose husband was charged with failure to support his family. "When a wife has a husband who drinks heavily she should cast him aside and buy a whiskey barrel," said the court. "These cost but 90 cents each, and they would not bo nearly so much bother about the house as a human whiskey barrel." Newsboy Prevents Kidnapping. New York City.—A small newsboy, who saw a man rush up to a taxi cab with a five-year-old girl checked what the police say was an attempted kidnaping. He called a policeman and the man, who gave the name of George Deunzio, was arrested. Forest Fires estroy Property, Negaunee, Mich. —Forest fires start ed by a spark from a railroad en gine destroyed a large part of the village of Dalton, 3,000,000 feet of lum ber and a big mill. CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY JUNE 3, 1909. LORiMEB IS SENATOR JOINT ASSEMBLY OF ILLINOIS SELECTS HIM. Lorimer's Election Was Brought About by a Coalition of 53 Democratic and 55 Republican Votes. Springfield, 111.—Congressman Wil liam Lorimer of Chicago is the junior United States senator from Illinois, lie was elected on the nine ty-fifth ballot in the joint assembly by a coalition of 53 Democratic and 55 Republican votes, to fill the vacancy from Illinois which has existed in the senate since the term of Albert J. Hopkins, Republican primary candi date for re-election, expired on March 4. With votes to spare, the repre sentative of the Sixth district of Illi nois broke the senatorial deadloc' which has existed in the forty-sixth general assembly of Illinois since last January. Speaker Edward Shurtleff, elected to the chair of the house last January by a coalition of Republicans and Democrats, cast the vote in the joint assembly which insured Lorimer's election. Brief Sketch of Lorimer. Although William Lorimer's progress In politics lias been steady anil consistent from the time when lie began securing city contracts for Ills firm of contractors to the day when he was elected to tiio United States senate, lie never can be president, for lie was born In England. Mr. Lorimer's biography in the Con gressional Directory is one of the briefest, about lifty words, and omits to mention that he first saw the light in 1861. At the ago of five he was brought to this country by his parents. At the age of 12 he worked as a sign painter's apprentice. I.ater ho labored at the stoek yards, of which in after years he was to lie known as the "boss." Next lie gathered in the nickels on a street car. Meanwhile he had become a political factor, lie became a contractor, was called the "blond boss" in the newspapers, and was counted onto deliver the packing house district to the. Republican ticket. In 1592 he as defeated for a county office, but three years later he.was elected to the fifty-fourth con gress, where he has remained, with the exception of one term, ever since. The fifty-seventh congress saw him not, for he was beaten in his own stock yards dis trict by one who was comparatively a mere stripling. John J. Feely, then in his 28th year. This was in the Second dis trict. Mr. Lorimer then moved into the Sixth district, which promptly sent him back to Washington. HOOP MILL BOILER EXPLODES Five Men Were Killed, One Died of His Injuries and One Was Seriously Hurt. Dowagiac, Mich.—Of the eight men who were in the Geesey Hoop mill here when the mill boiler ex ploded, five were killed, one died of his injuries, one was severely hurt and one miraculously escaped without injury, though the entire building tum bled about him like a house of cards. A heavy rain at the time of the ex plosion prevented the destruction of the ruins by fire and the cremation of the bodies. The explosion threw pieces of wreckage in every direction as far as forty rods. The cause of the disaster has not been determined, hut a boiler inspector, who examined the ruins, found that the boiler was an old one, the plate being 15-16 of an inch thick. The average pressure that has been maintained was 115 pounds. The Gee seys came here from Ohio 10 years ago. ARRESTED ON WEDDING DAY Young Man at Bay City, Mich., Ac cused of Murdering His Aged Grandmotner. Bay City, Mich. Married in the morning to Miss Anna Kaiser, Ro land Rich, 23, was in the afternoon arraigned on the charge of murdering his aged grandmother, Mrs. Christine Coryeon. The young man has always borne an excellent reputation. Mrs. Coryeon, 70, was found dying in her bedroom with her skull frac tured, three wounds on her head, indi cating that she had been beaten with a club. The young bridegroom pris oner, wiio was first to report the dis covery of his grandmother's plight, said that he found her lying in a pool of blood on the floor with the mat tress of her bed and the clothing hanging on the walls in flames. NITRO - GLYCERINE LETS GO ] Two Men Killed and Much Property Damaged at Dupont Powder Co. at Howards, Pa. Bradford. Pa. Two men were killed and heavy property dam age was inflicted when 250 quarters of liitro-sl.vc Tine exploded at the Dupont Powder Co.'s plant at Howards, three miles south of here. The dead: Dan iel Bratt, Bullis Mills; William Hine man, Bullis Mills. The cause of the accident is not known, as only the men who were killed were in the vicinity when the explosion occurred. The canning house was demolished, together with the factory building-one-eighth of a mile away. Four People Drowned. Grand Rapids, Wis. Four persons were drowned and four others rescued from a capsized gasoline launch which was carried through the sluice gates of the dam of the Con solidated Water Power Co. of this city, and dashed to the rocks below. Editcr Hebrew Standard Dead. New York City.—Jacob l>. Solo mon, founder and editor of the He brew Standard, died at his home in this city. He was born in Manches ter, England, 71 years ago. gOOOOGOOOOOOOOO&OOOOOOOOOq I i I jj Diet | I Hints I § By DR. T. J. ALLEN, 0 V Health Culture and Food O n Specialist. S O (Author of "Eating for a Purpose," etc.) UCCCOOOOOOOOOOCOSOOGOGGOGS E. N. Y., Rheumatism. —I am subject to rheumatism, what diet would you advise? Ans. —Exclude all meats, white bread and potatoes, unless baked. Eatfruitsor toast for break'ust, make whole wheat or rye bread a. " nuts your staple fof dinner, and have baked potatoes or prunes in the evening. Eat a whole meal of uncooked green » stables oc casionally, especially in spring. The more uncooked food you eat the bet ter. Take half a lemon with a pint to a quart of hot water on rising, and a few apples and a tablespoonful of olive, or peanut oil morning and eve ning. Avoid sudden changes of tem perature and exposure to drafts and cold dampness. Take temperate Turk ish towel bath every morning. Exer cise regularly in open air. Drink dis tilled water freely. Use the electric vibrator. W. B. F., Hurried Eating.—We have a boy 12 years old of nervous tempera ment, four pounds under normal weight; he is very excitable and has trouble in school on this account. He eats fast and prefers mush and other foods that he can eat hurriedly. What is the best way to prevent the flrjn es tablishment of this condition. Ans.—To improve his general health, first Investigate judiciously, to assure yourself that you have a knowledge of all the causes of the boy's failure to de velop properly. Children should havo as large percentage of food as pos sible in dry form. Furnish no liquid at meal time and especially no tea or coffee. In this case, let the staple of Ihe breakfast be, instead of mush, toast, with a little syrup oi* honey or one of the cereal preparations, which compels normal chewing, with a poached or whipped egg. For dinner whole wheat bread, not fresh, with baked potatoes or Saratoga chips and for supper prunes boiled only a little or baked potatoes or corn bread; a full meal of uncooked vegetables only or fresh fruit only, occasionally. For the following meal give corn bread with peanut butter, making up the shortage in proteid and fat. Give a spoonful of peanut or olive oil morning and eve ning, and preferably not more than two articles of food at once. Children should not be allowed to acquire the Improper habit of eating rapidly. We are a nervous people and therefore, dyspeptic, largely as a re sult of eating too much, because we eat too fast; and we eat too mucH ana too fast because we are nervous. Food and thought are reciprocal. Mrs. M. S., Apples.—You advise ap ples in the morning, but a single apple causes me great distress, bloating and headache, some times for two or three hours after eating. Should I eat ap ples when they cause me so much distress? Ans. —You can no doubt remember when, as a child, say about ten years old, you could eat several apples with out any unpleasant effects. If you were to eat nothing for four or five days (or until your liver returned to normal condition) you could eat apples as well as ever. The apple contains malic acid, be sides fruit sugar, and small percent ages of nearly all the elements of nutrition. The distress is due to an abnormal condition of the stomach and liver, upon wiiich the apple acts di rectly. No drug is more specific. Now in the child and normal person the liver and stomach are acting naturally, and apples cause no distress. If you were to eat an apple the first day after having eaten nothing, or on the second day of a fast the distress would be extreme. The liver during the fast is making an effort to regain its nor mal state, by using for house cleaning the vitality ordinarily spent in diges tion, the cells in that organ not being over busy with their usual work of de stroying the poisons which would oth erwise destroy the entire organism. Now malic acid is, like other acids, such as carbolic, a disinfectant or poison killer, a germicide, and as more work is going on in the house cleaning operation in the liver, the apple causes an extraordinary throw ing off of gas, causing this pressure in the stomach and as the abnormal ac tivities of the liver when burde-ted with poisonous waste from the ali mentary canal are reflected through the sympathetic nervous system, over the eyebrows, you have this familiar headache, but after four or five days eating nothing, or only other fruit, say grapes, which would be very good In this case, the effects of the apples would be much less oppressive and in time you would not notice it at all, as in the case of a child whose liver is not yet somewhat dobilitatcd as yours must be. It seems plain that the effect of the apple is in the direction of the purify ing process carried on by nature. Fruit acids are the natural blood purifiers, especially desirable in spring, but beneficial at all seasons. In the morn ing nature is most active, and is throwing off poisons, just as she Is in childhood, causing many children's diseases which are means of eliminat ing hereditary effects of wrong feed- ing and of overfeeding In the tfnfl few years of life. Begin by eating a very little apple in the morning, and increase the amount gradually until by and by it will cause you no distress to eat two or three of them. Apples are for you particularly adapted on account of this natural stimulation of the liver, and general purifying qualities. H. L. 13., Mixing Foods. —Should one eat acid fruits and proteids at the samo meal, pork and apples for ex ample? Ans.—Apples digest in an hour, pork in four or five hours. The two foods are first mixed by the movement of the stomach. Now the apples must be re tained longer than if they were there alone, and thus spoil the meal, more or less; or, the pork must pass out with the apples (if the apple is much the larger portion) hours too soon for proper digestion. Of course the first change in proteid food (moat, nuts, fish, beans, cereal gluten, etc.) is co agulation by the hydrochloric acid of the gastric juice, in the stomach; but the natural process differs somewhat from the action of fruit acids on al bumen. No two ac ! '<<? act exactly alike, and digestion is an extremely delicate process. We know that an invalid's digestion would be upset by apples and beans together, and the healthy person would waste vitality in disposing of such a mixture. Of course some mixtures are especially bad, as everyone of weak digestion knows, but some are less objection able. The time of milk, eggs (un cooked) and toast in the stomach is about the same and their chemical re lations are harmonious, though no two foods digest exactly alike and it has been shown that the character of the secretions is determined by the pe culiarities of each food. The break ing up of the coarse casein curds of cow's milk by toast is beneficial. All nuts, all fruits, all cereals, most veget ables, are harmonious in their classes, but meat and milk, fruit and veget ables, meats and fruits are particular ly inharmonious. , (Copyright, 1909, by Joseph B. Bowles.) NAG HAD PLENTY OF SPEED. Veteran Trainer's Story of "Cripple" That Made a Show of the Rest of His Field. A group of horsemen were talking "shop" in the lobby of the Raleigh. The conversation turned to events of long ago, and Theodore F. Coles of Char lottesville, Va., trainer of thorough breds, whose first experience with the runner dates back to the days short ly following the war, told this one: "There was a horse called Toana —• you remember him, probably, for he started in races at Gloucester. He was a fast horse, and could beat pretty nearly anybody's animal for six fur longs. Long-continued racing had its effect on the horse, and in his latter days his legs gave way. Repeated ap plications of the firing iron helped to keep him going, but his legs always were under suspicion and required the most careful attention. One day they brought him down from Guttenberg and entered him in a race. The horse opened in'the betting at long odds, but was backed off the slates before the bugle called 'em to the post. Joe Bergen, who afterward was killed in a race, had the mount. Joe didn't know anything about the underpinning of his mount until he got to the post, when he saw Starter Pettingill look ing down at Toana's front legs. On one of them he wore a bandage, through which the iodine had soaked, and out of the top of the bandage oozed vaseline. " 'Joe,' said Pettingill, 'that horse is ready to break down. When I drop the flag pull him up; I don't want you to get killed." "Joe suggested that Toana was car rying a lot of money, but Pettingill was obdurate, and when he sent the horses away Bergen did as he was old and pulled up. He let Toana gal.op after the field for a quarter of a mile, and then, finding that Toana was go ing easily and apparently sound, he gave the horse his head, and Toana didn't do a thing but overtake that field from the head of the stretch, and goon and win. Poor Joe met his death riding just such a dicky-legged horse."—Washington Post. Moonshiners Were Children. A party of revenue officers who re turned from the notorious York settle ment in the "dark corner" of South Carolina, reported they hud found three children, none more than ten years old, making brandy with a still they had constructed themselves. This is one of the most out-of-the way sections in the country, and when the officers made the raid they found little apparent effort to hide the stills. The children evidently had seen the work going on all their lives and had been brought up to look on it as an honorable means of making a livelihood. The still used by the children con sisted of a wooden bucket for a "cap," a pair of kegs for "doublers" and a bored poplar limb for a "worm," through which brandy was trickling into a beer bottle. Saving Br'er Possum. "But Uncle Rufus," said the north ern visitor in the land of cotton and yam, "if you colored folks knew that baked possum was far superior to broiled chicken it is a wonder you didn't tell about it?" Uncle Rufus removed his pipe and laughed. "No, Indeed, boss," he chuckled. "Dat's de very reason we didn't tell about et. Marse Taft found et out quick enuf. Ef de white folks had known all along dat baked possum wan es good es broiled chicken fier wouldn't be a possum in de whole D:*ie by dta time, aah." SHE DID IT. Mrs. Fat —So your husband has Btopped smoking? It must have taken considerable will power? Mrs. Thlnne —All I had. Our Wonderful Language. Out of sight in that gown, isn't she?" observed a gentleman in the balcony, pointing to Mrs. de Kelt ay, who occupied a front seat in oue of the lower tier of boxes. "Out of sight? Well, hardly. It strikes me it is the other way about," responded his companion dryly. Which goes to show the elasticity of the American language, which ray# one tiling and means another. It also shows —but, upon second thought, we must respectfully but firmly decline going into any further details. —Bohe- mian. How's This? One Hundred Dollars Howard for any »s«* of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Il&U'fl Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY CO.. Toledo. O. We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 1j years, and believe him perfectly hon orable In all business transactions and llnanelallf able to carry out any obligations made by hU tlrm. Waldi.no, Kinnan »V Marvin. Wholesale DruirsrisUs Toledo O. nail's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of ths system. Testimonials sent free. J'rlce 75 cents p« bottle. Sold by all Drumilsta. Take Hall's Family i'llls for constipation. Not What He Meant. Tlio Liverpool Post tells of a Hirk tnliead church secretary who an nounced in church on Sunday that a Shakespearean recital in character Would be given. When he was in formed that the recital would not be 'in character" ho corrected himself by saying, "None of those taking part in the recital will be dressed." 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Lydia E. finkham's Vegetable Compound made me a well woman and I have no more backache. 1 hope I can help others by telling them what Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound lias done lor me." Mrs. Kmmalhse, 833FirstSt., Milwaukee, Wis. The above is only ono of the thou sands cf grateful letters which are constantly being received by the Pinkham Medicine Company of Lynn, Mass.,which prove beyond a doubt that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound, made from root 3 and herbs, actually does cure these obstinate dis eases of women after all other means have failed, and that every such suf ering woman owes it to herself to at least give Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta ble Compound a trial before submit ting to an operation, or giving up hope of recovery. Mrs. Pinkliara, of Lynn, Mass., invites all sick women to writo her for a<lvice. She has guided thousands to health and lie? advice is free. 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