Page 6 — LION'SEYE — Dear Roseanna Dear Roseanna, I have a crush on this cute guy in my English class. The problem is that he sits on the other side of the ‘room, and doesn’t seem to notice me. How can I attract his attention? Situation Hopeless Dear Hopeless, Have you thought of ap- proaching him casually in the cafeteria or in the student lounge? You might be able to talk to him more freely outside of the classroom scene. If for some reason this suggestion would not work for you, there's always the old ‘‘oops, I seem to have dropped all my books squarely in front of you’ ruse, which I use from time to time, Another suggestion would be to ask him for a change for a“ dollar. It works every time. Roseanna Dear Roseanna, My problem is that I read too slowly. I can hardly keep up with the readings in my English 20 class. I want to get help from one of the cute girls in my class, but how can I get a girl to help me? : Needs Evelyn Wood Dear Needie, Wait until one of them drops | “her books squarely at your feet, or asks for change for a buck. You take it from there. Roseanna Dear Roseanna, I've been wondering lately whether it is really worthwhile to to go college. I study so much, hand in all of my assign- ments on time, yet my grades aren’t as good as they could be. I have been wondering what things would be like if I drop- ped out. Any clues? Undecided Dear Undecided, If you really want to find out, go to an unemployment agency. You could probably get a good idea from standing in the unemployment line. Everybody gets discouraged once in a while in college. If you are hav- ing problems in some of your classes, try going to the Library - Learning Center tutorial ser- vices. It is open every school day and offers help in English and math. Roseanna Dear Roseanna, I am like addicted to Bob and Doug MacKenzie humor, eh? I play their records day and night, and like I am starting to talk like them. Like, this pro- blem’s a beauty, eh? Got any advice? Great White North Dear Great White, Yeah . . . take off! Roseanna DEAR ROSEANNA will ap- pear in every issue of the Lion’sEye. Do you have a pro- blem? Maybe Roseanna can help you find an answer. Let- ters should be sent to: DEAR ROSEANNA clo the Lion’s Eye Delaware County Campus 25 Yearsley Mill Road Media, Pa. 19063 Spring Week is Coming April 26 - 30 Monday, April 26 — 12 AM to 3 PM te PICNIC with LIVE BAND sponsored by the Student Government ‘Wednesday, April 28 — 10:45 to 11:45 - YOUR CAREER SEARCH DAY 3 \GAME MARATHON Look for the next issue Thursday, April 29 — 12 Noon ANNUAL AWARDS CEREMONY x > oN Sn ; 3 will include: TALENT SHOW KARATE DEMONSTRATION PHOTOGRAPHY SHOW 4 >Other activities X\# of the Lion’s Fye for more details. March 30, 1982 Classified Ed Please deliver my black Styx jacket to my house or else. Tom %* * * To the beautiful blond who has English 20, T, TH,: How about a meet, eat, and after midnight treat? — The guy of your dreams * * * SEX, SEX, SEX, — Now that I have your attention: wanted, old and new comic books. I am a private collector and am look- ing for any old books and a selection of newer titles now on the market. Call 872-4646 and ask for Mike Jr. * * *k Dear U.S. Government, WANTED: Money for tui- tion. — The Penn State Student Body Events from last year's Spring Week: (Above) Dean Shaffer joined the spirit by giving up his beard for one dollar a snip. (Below) The _ Nittany Lion gets in on the fun. $y | bs a i i
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