page 8 What's Your Sign? by Jennifer Brennan Aries (March 21 - April 19) - In December you'll find that studying doesn't pay off; then again, when did it ever? Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Be wary of friends who eat too many green M&M' s. Gemini (May 21 - June 21) - Be patient and under standing to friends who are overly concerned with your consumption of green M&M's. Cancer (June 22 - July 22) - No horoscope this month. Government studies report that Cancer will soon become a part of Gemi ni, thus creating a need for a combined horoscope. See Gemini. Leo (July 23 - August 22) - Don't hesitate to make financial investments this month. What the heck, you are going to be_in the hole for five years after you graduate anyway! Virgo (August 23 - Sep tember 22) - Domestic, so cial, and financial prob lems haunt you this month. So what else is new? Libra (September 23 - October 23) - Maybe you should forget about this month. Open to the public and students and staff of the Hazleton Campus. Showings Tuesday nights at 7:00 p.m. in the Highacres Room of the Library. No fees. Free admission. Schedule 02/04/86 City Lights - directed by and starring Charles Chaplin (1931) - a comedy romance - 81 minutes - si lent, black and white 02/11/86 A Doll's House - adap- tation of Ibsen's play starring Jane Fonda (99 minutes - color) Scorpio (October 24 - November 22) - In December, don't do anything I wouldn't do. Sagittarius (November 23 - December 21) - Romance comes your way, walks all over you and then keeps on going. Capricorn (December 22 January 19) December is a good time for you to switch your major, maybe even your university. Have you considered another state, or possibly, another country? Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) - This month is the perfect time to ask for a raise. I'm sure, by now, your employer could use a good laugh. Pisces (February 19 - March 20 - Be careful a round any Sagittarian who looks lonely; and, by all means, refrain from asking about the footprints! ALL SIGNS (January 1 - December 31) - You can't have everything. Where would you put it? "You can't get where you're going Unless you remember where you come from. Who you are and what you are is the only thing you own. Never lose it and NEVER. ... ever ... surren der ... " --Corey Hart - It is, by far, better to forget and smile than to remember and be sad. FILM FESTIVAL 0 2 / 1 8 / 8 6 Amarcord - written and directed by Fellini. Dubbed in English (127 minutes - color) 02/25/86 The Lavender Hill Mob - an English comedy starring Alec Guinness (78 minutes - black and white) 03/11/86 Wild Strawberries written and directed by Ingmar Bergman (1967) star ring Max von Sydow. English subtitles (90 minutes - black and white) Excuses Not to Take a Test by Monica Shah , 1. "This material in sults my abilities as a Penn State student." 2. "I'm allergic to tests." If this doesn't work, try #3. 3. "I'm on allergy pills, and I'm not supposed to drive or operate machi nery for the next eight hours. How do you expect me to operate my mechanical pencil?" If this doesn't work either, try #4. 4. "I don't have a pen." But beware of some well-meaning classmate who will attempt to lend you one of his. 5. "I was told I only have 60 minutes to live. Do you really want me to spend the last hour of my life taking this test?" You bet ter be ready to explain why you're still alive the next day: "Did I say sixty minutes? I meant sixty years!" 6. "It's against my religion." They never know what to say to this one. 7. Hand in a blank test, and when questioned, reply, "I wrote out the answers in invisible ink!" 8. "My mother didn't give me permission." 9. "I couldn't study because the closet ate my notebook." 10. "I'm mourning the death of some neurons that I killed Friday night." TWO GUYS FROM ITALY LAUREL MALL • HAZLETON 459-0783 PIZZA-NAPOLITANA & SICILIAN STROMBOLI * HOAGIES ANTIPASTO* DINNERS jiem, inal &pp :bad l y DRAFT BEER • 6 PACKS TO-GO TAKE OUT SERVICE Mon - Sat 10-9 • Sun Noon-5 pm Ski Club by Katie Miller There are drily a few times when you can truly experience a sensation of calmness and serenity, which is so relaxing you just never want to give it up. One of these experi ences is skiing. Downhill skiing poses an opportune moment to test your abili ties Igainst yourself and others. Skiing against yourself gives you the chance to relax and_take things slow ly. You can work on increa sing your skills, and it lets you get more in touch with yourself. Once this is accomplished, you can ex perience a sense of well being only sitters can share. Skiing against others lets you find out how well you can ski. Competition against your peers creates a vigorous push to bring more out of you that you knew you had in yourself. The competitiveness also increases your skills. At the same time, the recre ational side of skiing a mong your friends allows for many fun times that cannot be forgotten. If you wish .to share such experiences or just want to try Something new, you can. Join the Ski Club. This club sponsors a trip to Vermont over spring break as well as weekly trips to Camelback Ski Area in the Poconos. Memberships are available and cost two dollars. This entitles you to all ski club functions. If you want to learn more or become a member, then stop in at the next meeting. Posters are always up with the time and place. We may not all be Debbie Armstrongs, Bill Johnsons, or Mahre brothers, but if you want to have fun come out and join us. New mem bers are always, ielcome. YOUNG VIRILE INDIVIDUAL NEEDED FOR PART-TIME WORK AS ANATOMY CADAVER ..APPLY IN PERSON IN K-302 EQUAL OPPORTUNITY
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