Feature No Joke...? „. - . • .., 4 416,„,,, ,: . ,,..•-•••.,".4.00 . .*kate . ‘ , . ~ -Ass , •-: ...: wro•A•••:••ounim. -- .0 ; F.• ~. .. ..~ +'~l',~,~ *************** * * * * * * * Highest Possible * * * * * Quality * * * at the * * * Lowest Possible Price * * * * * * * Chaskin * • Jewelers * * * * * * 97 N. Yowling St. reHAZLETON : * * * Phone 455 . 1241 * ****** * ******* 4„„ :1 1 1W' Jhearsing for Sesame Street ... this man is p g to play the famous "One of these things don't ;long together" game. Can you figure it out? Well pejand tire both begin with "T" while peanuts begins ith"P." He finds the privacy and seclusion of the assroom Building roof an inviting atmosphere. Ac ally the man is hard at work repairing the building of, later he'll rest in the tire while enjoying some hot Aladdin's Castle Bavarian Pretzel Colony 111 Diamond World Dipper Dan Fashion Bug First Federal Boscov's Foxmoor General Nutrition Hanover Shoes Heritage Shop Hickory Farms Holiday Hair baurel Jll'all The Hub Irvin Shoes Jewel Garden JoAnn Fabrics Junior Colony Listening Booth Thom McAn Main Event McCrory's Musselman's Old River Road Pal Joey Pearle Vision Penna. First National Bank Picture Barn Two Guys Pizzeria ORA OPEN DAILY 10 to 9, SUNDAY 12 to S , or nk. don't have any major com plaints this issue. But you're not getting off the hook that easily, for I, a ser vant of cynicism, have several smaller complaints, These B's & M's are old; nevertheless, someone has to keep them alive. First, let me pick on the weather. Before coming to this campus, I was warned of the arctic climate that is prevalent in this region. In fact, I really don't mind the cold weather (believe it or not). But I do not find the fluctuations such as we have been experiencing to be pleasing. In fact, its a pain in the --- ! Example: I sent home for my spring coat during the first watm spell we had. You remember it . You were probably stuck wear ing a quilted, lined, sub-zero down jacket in weather too cold to go without a coat but too warm for the only garb you had available, winter clothing. As soon as my spr ing jacket gets back from home, it's freezing outside and snow (once again) is falling. I went to New York for a Saturday to escape this climate only to be soak ed in the rain. Ya' juss' can't win! Thorpe Con. Rea & Derick Shroyers Slack Shack Walden Books Zayre • SKATE ODYSSEY ROLLER CENTER Route 93 Valmont Plaza Phone: 455-5750 "Hazieton's Own Little Corner of the Galaxy" $l.OO ADMISSION WITH THIS AD THURSDAY , MAY 6TH 9 p.m. - Midnight (Regular Admission $2.50) Skate Rental 90it ADULT SKATING: 9-midnite Tues. & Thurs. jl: 30-2 a.m. Fridays o o not Page 11 2 Mini B&M's By Steve Zarick End of first complaint. In cidentally have you check ed your mailbox lately? Well, folks, I'll be damned if I know I checked mine or not. Again, I'm sure you know what I'm talking about. The school insists on constantly changing the mailbox assignments. It's bad enough that P.S.U. (especially when dealing with U. Park) calls you by digit. Now, they can't decide what number to call you. Now, I have to check five mailboxes because the numbers have been, changed that often. The only advantage to this pigeonhole olympics is that I get to read other peo ple's mail! These gems are sometimes unprintable! But then again, someone probably reads all my mail (for all the mail I ever get, the person could be il literate and get away with it). Well, to close up, I leave you with this thought. At P.S.U., you're not just a name .... you're a number. Or maybe two numbers. Or maybe four numbers and several statistics. Perhaps five numbers, several stats, And without a doubt, an ac count number or two.
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