Welcome to our new students! We The goodies on the front cover are hope *you find your stay here enjoyable ;edible, . but one at a time is enough fox and educational. Also extended is an any healthy hombre. Another Collegian invitation to join in our many activit-;first! Lis here at Highadres 7 -this includes me4bership. we'll be glad Don't forget the movie this Nonday to have you--this goes for old studentsinight in the SUB--"The Belles of St. !Trinianis". It will prove to be a most ;entertaining evening. The last two "Curtains for the Hi-Fi Room." shows were certainly no dis appointment to what all the dig boys are crying. ;and we are eagerly looking forward to nave a good disk-spinner there now, ithis one. but why go halfway on a good thing?-- they say. Patience bo : s, and observe two of this issue--third column, bcond paragraph. The new Collegian yotr., are now :eading is the latest try to please Tou--our public. Any sugustions? o hope to find acre good jokes and 'artoons for future issues. Care to end an7f in? 're sure other readers 1 I am writing to you from Match Hell rould like to share the j . oy of other iI am the match that set afire thOur sordid humorisms. If so, drop up to iLady of the Angels Parochial School at Aie office, third floor, Main Building.!Chicago, Illinois. I killed 89 child .olli keep pluggins until we hit the iren and three nuns. I also destroyed )ull's-e;e of customer satisfaction. la building---to rebuild it will cost -6 i several thousand dollars. ',:hen I was Our SUB improves a little more itold that the loss of the building was ach da:. Latest addition to the ul- ;inconsequential to the citizens of Chi imate in comfort is the downsairs !cago, I was quite perplexed, until I urniture. And who do we thank? The ilearned that it is impossible to rebuild ions Club, notch: By the way, note i 92 human lives at any cost. he menu in this issue—sound good? I am confessing my sins to you in Everyone see the new library? It ;the hope that all will profit from my are moots with our approval. Thanks !mistake. Smoke , in your buildings if o Li's. Ferry and her assistants. iyou must, but make sure you put :•y• re ouldn't have done it without you. Mr.!latives and those o . hausted cigarettes ostos has asked us to extend his many iwhere they belong--in sand-filled con any thanks to the students who helped itainers found along the corridors. And eve the library. Ho knows they vorkedia special warning to the people in the ery hafd and he wants them to know he !Administrative Building You are occu s thankful and appreciative to all. ipating a renovated I:ansion. Such build iings are extroe ly suceptible to fires And has everyone seen the distin- iin that they can start and spread very 1- uirlhed (?) new student? Under all irapidly duo to the presence of stairwells fiat fuzz and fur is none other than ;and other fire traps. ank. Don't shave it off boy, we like t. Remember, it's hot in hell, but let ione of my relatives go to work on one of Thanks to Colia Kalinouski, Pat !your buildincs and it'll be hotter than atanoller, Edvina Roland, Kitty Casperihell. ad Tony Santoro for helpin with this ssue. i- The staff of The liii:7acresColle7;ia !has been asked to forward this letter Ito their reading public: 'Dear i i Students, Faculty, Custodians and Visitors at Highacres, Hell February 13, 1959 Warialy yours, a miserable match
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