Welcome to our new students! We The goodies on the front cover are
hope *you find your stay here enjoyable ;edible, . but one at a time is enough fox
and educational. Also extended is an any healthy hombre. Another Collegian
invitation to join in our many activit-;first!
Lis here at Highadres 7 -this includes
me4bership. we'll be glad Don't forget the movie this Nonday
to have you--this goes for old studentsinight in the SUB--"The Belles of St.
!Trinianis". It will prove to be a most
;entertaining evening. The last two
"Curtains for the Hi-Fi Room." shows were certainly no dis appointment
to what all the dig boys are crying. ;and we are eagerly looking forward to
nave a good disk-spinner there now, ithis one.
but why go halfway on a good thing?--
they say. Patience bo : s, and observe
two of this issue--third column,
bcond paragraph.
The new Collegian yotr., are now
:eading is the latest try to please
Tou--our public. Any sugustions?
o hope to find acre good jokes and
'artoons for future issues. Care to
end an7f in? 're sure other readers 1 I am writing to you from Match Hell
rould like to share the j . oy of other iI am the match that set afire thOur
sordid humorisms. If so, drop up to iLady of the Angels Parochial School at
Aie office, third floor, Main Building.!Chicago, Illinois. I killed 89 child
.olli keep pluggins until we hit the iren and three nuns. I also destroyed
)ull's-e;e of customer satisfaction. la building---to rebuild it will cost
-6
i several thousand dollars. ',:hen I was
Our SUB improves a little more itold that the loss of the building was
ach da:. Latest addition to the ul- ;inconsequential to the citizens of Chi
imate in comfort is the downsairs !cago, I was quite perplexed, until I
urniture. And who do we thank? The ilearned that it is impossible to rebuild
ions Club, notch: By the way, note i 92 human lives at any cost.
he menu in this issue—sound good?
I am confessing my sins to you in
Everyone see the new library? It ;the hope that all will profit from my
are moots with our approval. Thanks !mistake. Smoke , in your buildings if
o Li's. Ferry and her assistants. iyou must, but make sure you put :•y• re
ouldn't have done it without you. Mr.!latives and those o . hausted cigarettes
ostos has asked us to extend his many iwhere they belong--in sand-filled con
any thanks to the students who helped itainers found along the corridors. And
eve the library. Ho knows they vorkedia special warning to the people in the
ery hafd and he wants them to know he !Administrative Building You are occu
s thankful and appreciative to all. ipating a renovated I:ansion. Such build
iings are extroe ly suceptible to fires
And has everyone seen the distin- iin that they can start and spread very 1-
uirlhed (?) new student? Under all irapidly duo to the presence of stairwells
fiat fuzz and fur is none other than ;and other fire traps.
ank. Don't shave it off boy, we like
t.
Remember, it's hot in hell, but let
ione of my relatives go to work on one of
Thanks to Colia Kalinouski, Pat !your buildincs and it'll be hotter than
atanoller, Edvina Roland, Kitty Casperihell.
ad Tony Santoro for helpin with this
ssue.
i- The staff of The liii:7acresColle7;ia
!has been asked to forward this letter
Ito their reading public:
'Dear
i
i
Students, Faculty, Custodians and
Visitors at Highacres,
Hell
February 13, 1959
Warialy yours,
a miserable match