HIGHACRES COLLEGIAN . N| s %H ! /| _. i f--ssssec||' %g~^ k ji[ Us "pMiffei ■1 * : 'i:i‘i.nasj; »\ ’j; !■ /i 1 ’ if|// | /i ,i ~rA,v;. : J: f!i»gas! m\ Ltiw 1 * r IS, WM |j •, v * K.Qoßishop and friend While staring into the bottom of a bottle (milk) one day,l saw the truth. I immediately scribbled it down* and here it is, recorded for posterity* The world is a lie* Nobody ever tells the truth about anything, anytime, even when they tryto (especially when they try to)* When people try to tell the truth they lie more because there is no truth* Everything in your text books could be called lies but is not, because a lie implies an"untruth", and there is no truth, so there can't be any untruths* Man iff miserable because he searches for truth, and there is no truth anyway, so he can't find ito As a matter of fact, there isn't anything anyway, but I explained that in my last articles If you give up searching for truth, you must give up searching for life also* In fact, you must give up entirely* If you do, you would be perfectly happy, if happiness existed, but it doesn't, so you can never be happy* THE FIEST ANB FOREMSST RULE FOR"HAPPI" "Happy" is inclosed in quotation marks because it does not exist* In fact, all words should be inclosed in quotation marks because no words exist* LIVING FEBRUARY 14, 1953 JL &£>- s#&■?} I . ■ -—■~J^a.’V-f's , 5 / 4' Cl ■' i *'■ ...:>' r 5 7V*<* /? T {/■',,- \ , Ta '*'>"> f | *./fSs*&-' : - \%£&&S F'**' fTit-. t^-: -w Tip’rrr/T^X Never do anything with anybody elsn at the same time they are doing it wiun yon, For instance. Wars are caused by people trying to do something with some body else at the same time they are doin*. it with them* Well, that’s all the horseplay for run, friends* Tune in this same spot in two weeks and follow the trials and tribulatdo. of old K.Q. as he attempts to reason with an unreasonable world in his unending battle to stay out of an instition* Please don't complain about the gramma. It’s amazing that 1 can write at all in this jacket* Now down to some serious business* Congratulations are in order do tho administration for the fine assistance they are giving to American: business enterprises?, I doubt anyone could dctermi. tie real value they have bee:, to the publishing industry by having students purchase more books than are necessary ir_ some courseso And as a by-product to th3s they are also helping to relieve the overcrowed situation in our Colleges and Universities today. By having the students spend all their money in one semester, they make it difficult for them to continue the following semester* I say hats-eff and congratulations to the administration on their fine work*
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