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K.Qoßishop and friend
While staring into the bottom of a
bottle (milk) one day,l saw the truth. I
immediately scribbled it down* and here
it is, recorded for posterity* The world
is a lie* Nobody ever tells the truth
about anything, anytime, even when they
tryto (especially when they try to)*
When people try to tell the truth
they lie more because there is no truth*
Everything in your text books could be
called lies but is not, because a lie
implies an"untruth", and there is no truth,
so there can't be any untruths* Man iff
miserable because he searches for truth,
and there is no truth anyway, so he can't
find ito As a matter of fact, there
isn't anything anyway, but I explained
that in my last articles If you give up
searching for truth, you must give up
searching for life also* In fact, you
must give up entirely* If you do, you
would be perfectly happy, if happiness
existed, but it doesn't, so you can never
be happy*
THE FIEST ANB FOREMSST RULE FOR"HAPPI"
"Happy" is inclosed in quotation marks
because it does not exist* In fact, all
words should be inclosed in quotation
marks because no words exist*
LIVING
FEBRUARY 14, 1953
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Never do anything with anybody elsn
at the same time they are doing it wiun
yon, For instance. Wars are caused by
people trying to do something with some
body else at the same time they are doin*.
it with them*
Well, that’s all the horseplay for run,
friends* Tune in this same spot in two
weeks and follow the trials and tribulatdo.
of old K.Q. as he attempts to reason with
an unreasonable world in his unending
battle to stay out of an instition*
Please don't complain about the gramma.
It’s amazing that 1 can write at all in
this jacket*
Now down to some serious business*
Congratulations are in order do tho
administration for the fine assistance
they are giving to American: business
enterprises?, I doubt anyone could dctermi.
tie real value they have bee:, to the
publishing industry by having students
purchase more books than are necessary ir_
some courseso And as a by-product to th3s
they are also helping to relieve the
overcrowed situation in our Colleges and
Universities today. By having the
students spend all their money in one
semester, they make it difficult for
them to continue the following semester*
I say hats-eff and congratulations to
the administration on their fine work*