Cheers for Our Highacres Eowling Teams The second half of the 1956-57 bowl ing season opened Feb. 17 with much enthusiasm and cooperate on by the student body. Approximately sixty students are participating in the activity this semes ter. During the three weeks that the sec ond-half has been on, the Fudge Factors, first-half champions captained by Andy Yuresko, have lost top placement in the league to the Pin Topplers whose captain is Ronald Oleksa. Individual honors go to James Roup for his high average of 160. Jack Potash also deserves recognition for his high individual series score of 535* Edward Smith has hrgh individual game (234) for the boys and Barbara Nardini has the highest score for the girls, (136) ■—Martha Proputnik CONUNDRUM QUTZ 1. What was the biggest sur'ical ever performed? 2. lhat is the temperature under blankets of the quintuplets? 3. Why are soldiers always tired first of April? 4. How many wives does the Bible a man? 5. Tfiihich side of a boy's pants is the West side? 6. When is a boy ready for the barber? 7. Why is an apple like a pair of skates? 8. Why can't a deaf man be convicted? 9. When was money f-'rst mentioned in the Bible? 10.« What birds cannot fly? ( Answers can be found on page 5.) HIGHACRES COLLEGIAN A man walked into a bartender: «I want something tall, cold and full of gin.*" A drunk alongside of him spok up and saidj "Shir, you're speaking of the woman T love."' He! That's a beautiful dress you have on. Shei Yes, T got it on my sixteenth birth day. Hei It wore well, didn't it? Charlie! The girl I'm married to, has a twin sister. Bobs How do you toll thorn apart? Charlie! I don't even try. Last night I saw a drunk trying to gat into his house, so T wont over and offered to assist him. T asked him if he wanted me to help him find the keyhole. He said! operateon"No, T can find the keyhole - Just hold the house still.” the on the Mike! I have a terrible toothache. Joe! Why don't you do like T do. Every time T get a toothache, I go right home any my wife kisses me on the cheek and the toothache is gone at once. T will. What time w"ll your wife be home? allow She had on a dress that brought out her eyes} and everybody else»s* ■Kut—Ups Kollege bar and. •SMHHHHHH* said to the
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