Cheers for Our Highacres Eowling Teams
The second half of the 1956-57 bowl
ing season opened Feb. 17 with much
enthusiasm and cooperate on by the student
body. Approximately sixty students are
participating in the activity this semes
ter.
During the three weeks that the sec
ond-half has been on, the Fudge
Factors, first-half champions captained
by Andy Yuresko, have lost top placement
in the league to the Pin Topplers whose
captain is Ronald Oleksa.
Individual honors go to James Roup
for his high average of 160. Jack Potash
also deserves recognition for his high
individual series score of 535* Edward
Smith has hrgh individual game (234) for
the boys and Barbara Nardini has the
highest score for the girls, (136)
■—Martha Proputnik
CONUNDRUM QUTZ
1. What was the biggest sur'ical
ever performed?
2. lhat is the temperature under
blankets of the quintuplets?
3. Why are soldiers always tired
first of April?
4. How many wives does the Bible
a man?
5. Tfiihich side of a boy's pants is the
West side?
6. When is a boy ready for the barber?
7. Why is an apple like a pair of skates?
8. Why can't a deaf man be convicted?
9. When was money f-'rst mentioned in the
Bible?
10.« What birds cannot fly?
( Answers can be found on page 5.)
HIGHACRES COLLEGIAN
A man walked into a
bartender:
«I want something tall, cold and full of
gin.*" A drunk alongside of him spok up
and saidj "Shir, you're speaking of the
woman T love."'
He! That's a beautiful dress you have on.
Shei Yes, T got it on my sixteenth birth
day.
Hei It wore well, didn't it?
Charlie! The girl I'm married to, has a
twin sister.
Bobs How do you toll thorn apart?
Charlie! I don't even try.
Last night I saw a drunk trying to gat
into his house, so T wont over and offered
to assist him. T asked him if he wanted
me to help him find the keyhole. He said!
operateon"No, T can find the keyhole - Just hold
the house still.”
the
on the
Mike! I have a terrible toothache.
Joe! Why don't you do like T do. Every
time T get a toothache, I go right home
any my wife kisses me on the cheek and the
toothache is gone at once.
T will. What time w"ll your wife
be home?
allow
She had on a dress that brought out her
eyes} and everybody else»s*
■Kut—Ups
Kollege
bar and.
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