October 31, 1955 Attention students who have taken the Psychology, Econ" Political Science exams. The foiluwing ad— ver:c.lsement might interest you. nhy walk around half-dead when we bury you for oni - ; 11)/,9,50., Be sure to ask ow salc3Tan about ou- t ply as you go plqn”-, ....,"Ring around t} roFie pockets full of nothing'? this is ;:he theme song of the Vets until nhvember. 2.ct It's a good t 1 . . -1 45 the English are now using commercials to pay for their television, now we can cut down on foreign aid„.,4;,, Treason, Sherman ItedamS forgot to polish Ike's golf clubs yesterday., .. •.. ...Attention to instructors who like to Ole on the hoLnework, - • there are only seven days in a week and this comes to 168 hours, 10,080 minutes, 604, - 800 seconds. N* with this new burSt of scientific inform,- ation, you can dare any of your students to say "TOJn!t get the time to do' the homework„ , F . ” Everything in this world that is good, is either illegal . , immoral, or fattening„...',...—Then there was the man who attendec , , the fashion show to see C DCwounef , •[ )•n• A net is a lot of holes tied together by a 5bring00, , ,....,Y, Kreoka:- says null: jest have to sit back and rel7Jc and hope for changes by the coming generations , 1 (Philosophy meaning that you will get suck for doing the work unless you pass on,) Han TON' COLL11"A11 Editor-Russ Brunard Assistant Editors-Bernie Steber and Larry Kooraskd Reporters- Thomas Reese, Margaret Chruc.rna, George -tor, Helen Novarnik Hi_llQ3 SakenTh„ Jean Reed, Leonard Parnell, Juhn Frobort, William Smith, Baooo, Ataxia Smulyan, Vivian Karvounis, and Carol Mastroianni, Typss- Jean Snydr , r, Mary ShuletskY• Artist - Barbara Grubbs Publishing - James Koren, Ray Bittner Advisor - lair, Pcightal. /7 4 A - 6 A- c -c.;/ Thc =rot ynum: thin vi-Dry:pring how to win o. ,smi from her latest "crush" z f-' - -7 C't is k 1 ('r 1 ' . . 0°„„,... 1) + se" ~ • ....y 4 .p . (. 4 :). • 1 .1 .1, '. \ 4 .... M 0... C, ...,‘ / A;f.Ltl44: ''',Nl tt...,1 ".....t g ri , /. ..:: 0 ) :. . '-'.. • :• C ' ‘ 7 ,.. ‘ 9 0 7 ,, ; , \ , - i,p'll Checking; up On . ( -.4" ",- - :. • ,•-„ , •: > • • - ',3 the c 1.0 Pk-- , ,\.,..4,,k ' k I 4 . / I '7' •. '''' The optimist att Fm ipt ink to do two wueks work in an hour ?Age 7 COLLEGIAN STAFF i 04 1 -, "'.. 4. '45 -•^". 1 V ,' ‘....e%cic 1,...... RIR youno„ man waking w 4 th a start
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