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March 4, 1955
of the week:
*iho set fire to the wastebasket in the Chem Lab?
Broken hearts cause blown up Chem Labs. Right red-head?
this news from the Ways & Means Department of the Hill Fire Company)
t»y Margie and Helen:
a gray and white fingertip coat belonging to John Salata.
A new romance: Caroline Brobst and Tony Scaran????
Jim Russell wants to know why it is that no matter where you go, there you are.
At last: Funeral rites were finally held for the ’possum that has been hanging
around the Zoo Lab for the past few weeks.
Does your fork and spoon rust and tarnish when it comes in contact with your
breath? '.Yell, we have a product here that will hit the nail on the head. It's
"Stainless Steel Gum". Chew it 14 hours before your meals and then rub it over
your knife and fork. This will preserve it during the meal, but eat fast} it
only lasts for 2 minutes.
Congratulations to Mr. Peightal. Mrs. Peightal presented him with a new
'bundle of joy' on Thursday morning.
T see that Mr. Steel has gotten a sky-blue Packard, I wonder why. ( Towards
Spring a young man’s fancy turns to thoughts of )
Rumor has it that a certain young lady (whose name I won’t say is Joanne L)
has been distracting Bob Matters' mind from his work something fierce.
Congrat to Lil. After a long, long battle and much coaxing (?) Ray finally
gave her scarf back.
¥hy has the male portion of the faculty been blossoming out in PINK (Spring
I really do think that Mr. Grubbs' E. Comp 1 class should buy him a new
tie. After all the sacrifice was for you.
Girls don’t you think that Chantilly is simply divine on Joe Fierro? (Especially
with his ROTC uniform)
Question of the week: Do you belong to the Turtles Club?
Answer of the week: CENSORED i.'
Thats all for this week, I'll see you on Monday at the College Arts Society
iresentation of Volpone. Till then be good.