BOWLING ALLEY CATS Shown looking over their scores during a bowling league session in Erie Wall are (L to r.) Katy Cragrun, Maryanne Feduniak, Hal Newcomer and John Bemoski. THE LAST WORD The more we study, the more we know. The more we know, the more we forget. The more we forget, the less we know. The less we know, the less we forget. The less we forget, the more we know. So why study? * * * Mr. Gordon rapped on his desk and shouted: “Gentlemen — order!” The entire class yelled: “Beer!” * * * Math Professor: “Now, Mr. Lloyd, if I lay three eggs here and five eggs here, how many eggs will I have?” John (with a questioning glance): I don’t believe you can do it, sir.” * * * nmmm da da daaa do da da, Alma. Mater thee, doo do mm la walls, Alma. Mater thee. TTmmmmm 100 dlO 100 100, V IL^ Alpha Phi Omega At the Alpha Phi Omega’s “smoker” held in the Wesleyville - Boro Hall, the fraternity club elected the following officers: Bill Dylewski, president; Jim Vetrone, vice-president; Dick Perkins, sec retary; Dick Whiting, treasurer; "Gary Sandusky, historian; Bill Perschler, publicity; Bob Nietup ski, sergeant-at-arms; and Mr. “Does that Professor like Louis Balmer, Chairman of the Advisory Board. The first service project Stevens: “Oh, he must. At least planned by tbe Behre nd branch every paper he hands back to D f the fraternity, of which Henry covered with kiss Sproat is in charge, is the decor ation of the Behrend Pine for the Christmas season. After the meeting two films were shown concerning the war in the Pacific and the role of the Marine Corps Reserve in the com- Alma Mater theeeeee. “Give me a match, Doug.” “Here it is, Clay.” “Well, can you beat that? I’ve munity. “That’s too bad. Give me back The Behrend Red Cross unit is planning to give a Christmas party for the thirty-seven chil dren at Zem Zem Hospital as its first service project of this year. The party, which will be held on December 14, from 6:30 to 7:30 development of Christmas P. M. will consist of games and customs in the United States. story-telling. classic halls, In closing, the office staff and la doo doo administration wish to extend to all their best wishes for a peaceful and joyous holiday sea- THE NITTANY CUB Da la years. da do do la Hopes and fears, * * * you?” me is marks.” * * * forgotten my cigarettes.” my match.” Behrend Briefs (Continued from Page * Behrend Terra Firma ★ By Nobru ' Dave Weekley and his wife, former Behrendite, Grace Row land, have just become the par ents of a 7 lb. 1 % oz. baby boy, Michael David. Congratulations! The inimitable Don Nogay plans to return to Behrend in mid-semester. Look out. Girls. Chuck Kulbacki seems to be quite the hunter. Too bad he shoots the wrong kind of four legged animal. Jim Stevens, a friend of the Colonel, reports that he will be spending his Christmas vacation frying 1000 chickens for the Sterling Milk Company. He would be more than glad to offer his Steven’s Simple Season Saute Sauce to anyone interested in the culinary arts. Doug Campbell’s black eye is almost gone, among other things. December 13 will be the anni versary of John Lloyd and Jeannie Chambers’ first snow ball General Red; Cross Science Club The Science Club, under the leadership of Don Kelly, presi dent, and Mr. Louis Balmer, ad visor, is quite active. For the fight. Linda Bemis is now -giving driving lessons. She seems to be the most experienced student in the art of smashing cars. While studying for a recent English test, Mike Mulligan asked Skip Knestrick to spell commode. Skip replied, “P-o-t.” Brilliancy can be-the only word to describe the composer of the sign on the broken vending ma chine in the lounge, “The boxes don’t come down.” Studying for . history tests doesn’t seem too difficult for a few of the more gifted students. Guess what they’re gifted with! Who had the audacity to reveal such a true likeness of the Beh rend girls on a recent "Bits of Behrend” poster? Now they’re asking for birth certificates! Doc Smith says, “It’s better to be alive with a cold in your head than to be dead and not!” Clublicity meetings its - members prepare lectures on topics of interest. Geology was the main topic for the fall, at which time the club took field trips to the gorge. Chemistry and the study of rock ets, jets and their fuels are the main topics for the winter. Student Council Because the juke box caused too much trouble, the Student Council was forced to remove it from the lounge. Ski Day, when the boys worked on the ski tow, was thought to be a success. The Council also wants to set up an ice skating rink. The third joint meeting of the Behrend and Hamot Hospital Student Coun cils was held recently. Yearbook The Yearbook staff, headed by Katie Johnson, is selling sub scriptions for the “Bits of Beh rend,” which costs $4. The staff is going to present a variety show on December 10 during the com mon hour to raise interest for this project. Letter to Editor (Continued from. Page 1) sincerely, requests that students submit their views to either the Cub office or the Cub editors, Mary Lloyd and Jeanne Cham bers. The questions of lecturing versus group discussion, and) per centile versus curve systems, of grading are also open for_ debate.
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