BOWLING ALLEY CATS
Shown looking over their scores during a bowling league session
in Erie Wall are (L to r.) Katy Cragrun, Maryanne Feduniak,
Hal Newcomer and John Bemoski.
THE LAST WORD
The more we study, the more we
know.
The more we know, the more we
forget.
The more we forget, the less we
know.
The less we know, the less we
forget.
The less we forget, the more we
know.
So why study?
* * *
Mr. Gordon rapped on his desk
and shouted: “Gentlemen —
order!”
The entire class yelled: “Beer!”
* * *
Math Professor: “Now, Mr. Lloyd,
if I lay three eggs here and
five eggs here, how many
eggs will I have?”
John (with a questioning glance):
I don’t believe you can do it,
sir.”
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Alpha Phi Omega
At the Alpha Phi Omega’s
“smoker” held in the Wesleyville
- Boro Hall, the fraternity club
elected the following officers: Bill
Dylewski, president; Jim Vetrone,
vice-president; Dick Perkins, sec
retary; Dick Whiting, treasurer;
"Gary Sandusky, historian; Bill
Perschler, publicity; Bob Nietup
ski, sergeant-at-arms; and Mr.
“Does that Professor like Louis Balmer, Chairman of the
Advisory Board.
The first service project
Stevens: “Oh, he must. At least planned by tbe Behre nd branch
every paper he hands back to D f the fraternity, of which Henry
covered with kiss Sproat is in charge, is the decor
ation of the Behrend Pine for the
Christmas season.
After the meeting two films
were shown concerning the war
in the Pacific and the role of the
Marine Corps Reserve in the com-
Alma Mater theeeeee.
“Give me a match, Doug.”
“Here it is, Clay.”
“Well, can you beat that? I’ve munity.
“That’s too bad. Give me back
The Behrend Red Cross unit is
planning to give a Christmas
party for the thirty-seven chil
dren at Zem Zem Hospital as its
first service project of this year.
The party, which will be held on
December 14, from 6:30 to 7:30
development of Christmas P. M. will consist of games and
customs in the United States. story-telling.
classic halls, In closing, the office staff and
la doo doo administration wish to extend
to all their best wishes for a
peaceful and joyous holiday sea-
THE NITTANY CUB
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Hopes and fears,
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marks.”
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forgotten my cigarettes.”
my match.”
Behrend Briefs
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* Behrend Terra Firma ★
By Nobru
' Dave Weekley and his wife,
former Behrendite, Grace Row
land, have just become the par
ents of a 7 lb. 1 % oz. baby boy,
Michael David. Congratulations!
The inimitable Don Nogay
plans to return to Behrend in
mid-semester. Look out. Girls.
Chuck Kulbacki seems to be
quite the hunter. Too bad he
shoots the wrong kind of four
legged animal.
Jim Stevens, a friend of the
Colonel, reports that he will be
spending his Christmas vacation
frying 1000 chickens for the
Sterling Milk Company. He would
be more than glad to offer his
Steven’s Simple Season Saute
Sauce to anyone interested in the
culinary arts.
Doug Campbell’s black eye is
almost gone, among other things.
December 13 will be the anni
versary of John Lloyd and
Jeannie Chambers’ first snow ball
General
Red; Cross
Science Club
The Science Club, under the
leadership of Don Kelly, presi
dent, and Mr. Louis Balmer, ad
visor, is quite active. For the
fight.
Linda Bemis is now -giving
driving lessons. She seems to be
the most experienced student in
the art of smashing cars.
While studying for a recent
English test, Mike Mulligan asked
Skip Knestrick to spell commode.
Skip replied, “P-o-t.”
Brilliancy can be-the only word
to describe the composer of the
sign on the broken vending ma
chine in the lounge, “The boxes
don’t come down.”
Studying for . history tests
doesn’t seem too difficult for a
few of the more gifted students.
Guess what they’re gifted with!
Who had the audacity to reveal
such a true likeness of the Beh
rend girls on a recent "Bits of
Behrend” poster?
Now they’re asking for birth
certificates!
Doc Smith says, “It’s better to
be alive with a cold in your head
than to be dead and not!”
Clublicity
meetings its - members prepare
lectures on topics of interest.
Geology was the main topic for
the fall, at which time the club
took field trips to the gorge.
Chemistry and the study of rock
ets, jets and their fuels are the
main topics for the winter.
Student Council
Because the juke box caused
too much trouble, the Student
Council was forced to remove it
from the lounge. Ski Day, when
the boys worked on the ski tow,
was thought to be a success. The
Council also wants to set up an
ice skating rink. The third joint
meeting of the Behrend and
Hamot Hospital Student Coun
cils was held recently.
Yearbook
The Yearbook staff, headed by
Katie Johnson, is selling sub
scriptions for the “Bits of Beh
rend,” which costs $4. The staff
is going to present a variety show
on December 10 during the com
mon hour to raise interest for
this project.
Letter to Editor
(Continued from. Page 1)
sincerely, requests that students
submit their views to either the
Cub office or the Cub editors,
Mary Lloyd and Jeanne Cham
bers. The questions of lecturing
versus group discussion, and) per
centile versus curve systems, of
grading are also open for_ debate.