Thursday, April 1,1999 "As a therapist, I can solve that for 5 cents. " Hercules "I used to hang out with him at the gym . I never suspected a thing. He looks soft. He needs to go back. " Sunday Easter Sunday Daylight Saving Time Begins Interviews by Kristy Pipher, photos by Molson Mills What do you think about the news that Tinky Winky is gay? The Keebler Elf "We've hired him to be our spokesperson for our new cookie: the Fag-Newton." The Campus Calendar for Penn State Harrisburg Monday Yo! Tomorrow night at 7 p.m. in the Main Lobby at PSH: Dr. Bruhn- Evening Student Hour. Humanities Open Forum: 5-6 p.m. FEATURES/CALENDAR STUDENT SPEAKOUT Tuesday There is always an SGA Meeting on Tuesdays at 12:30. ■l'l Alumni Mentor Program Network ing Workshop and Business Card Exchange 5:30 p.m., Gallery Cartoon division . “Have you seen my purse?" -Tinky Winky Wednesday Noon in the Gallery Lounge: Susan Leviton: Yiddish social justice songs. Winnie the Pooh "/ can't believe it. I let him dip in my honey pot." Thursda’ April 1 FOOLS* Passover Every Thursday 12:15: Cap Times Meet in room W-341 Humanities Open Forum 12:30-1:30 22 Noon: Gallery Lounge concert by Voxology 7-8:30p.m. Dr. Tania Isreal- Feminist Lecture and also tomorrow at Noon The Capital Times Ernie "Phew! That takes the pressure off me!" Frida 1 16 9-9:50 a.m. Gallery Lounge Dr. Sherry Heller: "Welfare Reform and Feminizatrion of poverty" Rites of Spring Homer Simpson "Doahhh!"" Saturday Bp.m. Undergrad Open House CUB-PSU 24 Pay Attention: On Tuesday, April 27 in the CUB Bldg, the Student Government Associate Awards Ceremony from 12 noon-1:30. Light Luncheon provided. Rites of Spring
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