page 8 Is that a kumquat in your ear? According to botanists, fruits are ripened ovaries, often containing more than one ovule. According to 'rock 'n roll’ musicians however, fruits mean something else altogether. See how many of these famous 'rock 'n roll’ fruits you can name? 1) What is the Beatles recording company? (For extra credit, what variety is it?) 2) Speaking of the Beatles, where is nothing real and nothing to get hung about? 3) “Play that Funky Music” was the first big hit record for what group? 4) What used to be called “the love fruit” is made pun about in the title of Yes’s newest album. What is the title? 5) The Allman Brothers may or may not get back together. What is the fruitty title of one of their best-selling double records? 6) Donovan's "Mellow Yellow’’ was about a wonderful electrical fruit that was gonna be the very next craze. What fruit is it? 7) Fats Domino found his thrill here. Where? 8) Jay and the Techniques biggest hit? 9) Creme tangerine, nice apple tarts, cool cherry cream and coconut fudge can be found in what song? 10) They currently have ahit album on the carts called "Hot” but are best known for the golden oldie “Love is Strange.” Who are they? 11) John Lennon named this group, what group? 12) Andy Warhol designed this Velvet Underground cover with a peelable fruit on the cover. What fruit is it? 13) "I Had Too Much to Dream Last Night” was originally recorded by whom? 14) One of Al Stewart’s original records was released in England and currently reissued here in the States with other early material in a two record set entitled The Early Years. Whatwasthe original album called? 15) Their albums had such titles as Jam, '69 and Omaha but they refused to conform to contemporary commercial standards. Who were they? Well people, how’d you do? Next week, if term papers don’t get in the way, I’ll be back with a quiz on rock 'n roil vegetables. Answers: 1) Apple. Grannv Smith. 2) Strawberrv Fields .3) Wild Cherry, 4) Tormato, 5) Eat a Peach, 6) Banana, 7)) Biueoerry Hill, b) Apple, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie, 9) Savoy Truffle (from the Beatles White Album), Peaches and herb, 11) Grapefruit, 12) Banana, 13) The Electric Prunes, 14) Orange, 15) Moby Grape. Re&STKAMaI 7&MOMOIS 9 m Beginners Intermediate Expert ------ Registration blues by jeff drinnan Student ought not complain about the system of registering at Capitol Campus. While they may not realize it, some admin istrative big brother has insti tuted policies in the student’s best interests. Once upon a time, there was a chaotic mass of students. Out of this chaos, Capitol gave order by creating the line. No longer were students to roam the halls aimlessly now that they were given direction. Seeing the line of students winding around the circle in the main building and- winding down the hall towards the bookstore and around again towards the library is an awe some sight. The procession to register moves right along with -out so much as a bell and a “hurry please, it's time.” It’s hard to believe people don’t like spending a good part of their afternoon hanging a- American Collegiate soet* Snthologp National College soetrp Contest Spring Concours 1979 open to all college and university students desiring to have their poetry anthologized. CASH PRIZES will go to the top five poems: $lOO First Place AWARDS of free printing for ALL accepted manuscripts in our popular, handsomely bound agd copyrighted anthology, AMERICAN COLLEGIATE POETS. CONTEST RULES AND RESTRICTIONS: 1. Any student is eligible to submit his verse. 2. All entries must be original and unpublished. 3. All entries must be typed, double-spaced, on one side of the page only. Each poem must be on a separate sheet and must bear, in the upper left hand corner, the NAME and ADDRESS of the student as well as the COLLEGE attended. Put name and address on envelope also! 4. There are no restrictions on form or theme. Length of poems up to fourteen lines. Each poem must have a separate title. (Avoid "Untitled"!) Small black and white illustrations welcome. 5. The judges' decision will be final. No info by phone! 6. Entrants should keep a copy of all entries as they cannot be returned. Prize winners and all authors awarded free publication will be notified immediately after deadline. I.P. will retain first publication rights for accepted poems. Foreign language poems welcome. 7. There is an initial one dollar registration fee for the first entry and a fee of fifty cents for each additional poem. It is requested to submit no more than ten poems per entrant. 8. All entries must be postmarked not later than the above deadline and fees be paid, cash, check or money order, to: INTERNATIONAL PUBLICATIONS 4747 Fountain Avenue Los Angeles, CA 90029 round outside the records office hoping to get the courses they want. I suggest they think about the times a cop kicked them off a street corner for loitering. The state of Pennsylvania has made many gamblers hap py by taking gambling off the street and dirty pool halls and into our grocery stores where they belong. Now loiterers should be elated, since they are not only allowed, but encour aged to loiter here at Capitol Campus. One is reminded, upon see ing the sinuous lines outside the records office, of how thorough registration can be. Every stone is unturned. Take I.M. Notsobright, a typical student, for example. His entry may read: I.M. Notsobright, son of M.I. Notsobright, half-brother of Attila the bun, cousin to van dig-a-dong-a lampost Smith, an International Publications is sponsoring a $5O Second Place < >«■»< )<*■»>( >4^H Deadline: March 31 Bth term business major; a degree student, race'one-hun dred yard dash, likes dogs and goes to keggars and hopes to graduate some day, of Middle town. The greatest asset from registration is waiting for hours only to diuscover all your cour ses have been closed. This builds character. Capitol’s system of regis tration helps students find their place in the scheme of things. Charles Darwin may very well have been thinking of Capitol Campus when he coined the phrase “Survival of the fittest”. At Captol, the species who can tolerate the environment, es pecially registration, are the ones who survive and propigate a race who infest Capitol’s environment. All other die out. Let’s all pray that Capitol Campus students don’t become an endangered species. $25 slo Fihh Third Place c.c. reader to Fourth
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