C.C. reader. ([Middletown, Pa.]) 1973-1982, March 02, 1979, Image 8

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Is that a kumquat in your ear?
According to botanists, fruits are ripened ovaries, often
containing more than one ovule. According to 'rock 'n roll’
musicians however, fruits mean something else altogether.
See how many of these famous 'rock 'n roll’ fruits you can
name?
1) What is the Beatles recording company? (For extra
credit, what variety is it?)
2) Speaking of the Beatles, where is nothing real and
nothing to get hung about?
3) “Play that Funky Music” was the first big hit record for
what group?
4) What used to be called “the love fruit” is made pun
about in the title of Yes’s newest album. What is the title?
5) The Allman Brothers may or may not get back together.
What is the fruitty title of one of their best-selling double
records?
6) Donovan's "Mellow Yellow’’ was about a wonderful
electrical fruit that was gonna be the very next craze. What
fruit is it?
7) Fats Domino found his thrill here. Where?
8) Jay and the Techniques biggest hit?
9) Creme tangerine, nice apple tarts, cool cherry cream
and coconut fudge can be found in what song?
10) They currently have ahit album on the carts called
"Hot” but are best known for the golden oldie “Love is
Strange.” Who are they?
11) John Lennon named this group, what group?
12) Andy Warhol designed this Velvet Underground cover
with a peelable fruit on the cover. What fruit is it?
13) "I Had Too Much to Dream Last Night” was originally
recorded by whom?
14) One of Al Stewart’s original records was released in
England and currently reissued here in the States with other
early material in a two record set entitled The Early Years.
Whatwasthe original album called?
15) Their albums had such titles as Jam, '69 and Omaha
but they refused to conform to contemporary commercial
standards. Who were they?
Well people, how’d you do? Next week, if term papers
don’t get in the way, I’ll be back with a quiz on rock 'n roil
vegetables.
Answers: 1) Apple. Grannv Smith. 2) Strawberrv Fields
.3) Wild Cherry, 4) Tormato, 5) Eat a Peach, 6) Banana, 7))
Biueoerry Hill, b) Apple, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie, 9) Savoy
Truffle (from the Beatles White Album), Peaches and herb,
11) Grapefruit, 12) Banana, 13) The Electric Prunes, 14)
Orange, 15) Moby Grape.
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Registration blues
by jeff drinnan
Student ought not complain
about the system of registering
at Capitol Campus. While they
may not realize it, some admin
istrative big brother has insti
tuted policies in the student’s
best interests.
Once upon a time, there was
a chaotic mass of students. Out
of this chaos, Capitol gave
order by creating the line. No
longer were students to roam
the halls aimlessly now that
they were given direction.
Seeing the line of students
winding around the circle in the
main building and- winding
down the hall towards the
bookstore and around again
towards the library is an awe
some sight. The procession to
register moves right along with
-out so much as a bell and a
“hurry please, it's time.”
It’s hard to believe people
don’t like spending a good part
of their afternoon hanging a-
American Collegiate soet* Snthologp
National College soetrp Contest
Spring Concours 1979
open to all college and university students desiring to have their poetry
anthologized. CASH PRIZES will go to the top five poems:
$lOO
First Place
AWARDS of free printing for ALL accepted manuscripts in our popular,
handsomely bound agd copyrighted anthology, AMERICAN COLLEGIATE
POETS.
CONTEST RULES AND RESTRICTIONS:
1. Any student is eligible to submit his verse.
2. All entries must be original and unpublished.
3. All entries must be typed, double-spaced, on one side of the page only.
Each poem must be on a separate sheet and must bear, in the upper left
hand corner, the NAME and ADDRESS of the student as well as the
COLLEGE attended. Put name and address on envelope also!
4. There are no restrictions on form or theme. Length of poems up to
fourteen lines. Each poem must have a separate title.
(Avoid "Untitled"!) Small black and white illustrations welcome.
5. The judges' decision will be final. No info by phone!
6. Entrants should keep a copy of all entries as they cannot be returned.
Prize winners and all authors awarded free publication will be notified
immediately after deadline. I.P. will retain first publication rights for
accepted poems. Foreign language poems welcome.
7. There is an initial one dollar registration fee for the first entry and a
fee of fifty cents for each additional poem. It is requested to submit
no more than ten poems per entrant.
8. All entries must be postmarked not later than the above deadline and
fees be paid, cash, check or money order, to:
INTERNATIONAL PUBLICATIONS
4747 Fountain Avenue
Los Angeles, CA 90029
round outside the records office
hoping to get the courses they
want. I suggest they think
about the times a cop kicked
them off a street corner for
loitering.
The state of Pennsylvania
has made many gamblers hap
py by taking gambling off the
street and dirty pool halls and
into our grocery stores where
they belong. Now loiterers
should be elated, since they are
not only allowed, but encour
aged to loiter here at Capitol
Campus.
One is reminded, upon see
ing the sinuous lines outside the
records office, of how thorough
registration can be. Every
stone is unturned. Take I.M.
Notsobright, a typical student,
for example. His entry may
read: I.M. Notsobright, son of
M.I. Notsobright, half-brother
of Attila the bun, cousin to van
dig-a-dong-a lampost Smith, an
International Publications
is sponsoring a
$5O
Second Place
< >«■»< )<*■»>( >4^H
Deadline: March 31
Bth term business major; a
degree student, race'one-hun
dred yard dash, likes dogs and
goes to keggars and hopes to
graduate some day, of Middle
town.
The greatest asset from
registration is waiting for hours
only to diuscover all your cour
ses have been closed. This
builds character.
Capitol’s system of regis
tration helps students find their
place in the scheme of things.
Charles Darwin may very well
have been thinking of Capitol
Campus when he coined the
phrase “Survival of the fittest”.
At Captol, the species who can
tolerate the environment, es
pecially registration, are the
ones who survive and propigate
a race who infest Capitol’s
environment. All other die out.
Let’s all pray that Capitol
Campus students don’t become
an endangered species.
$25
slo Fihh
Third Place
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