Page 8 This week at Bruno's FUNNY BUSINESS AGENCY PRESENTS Quaker Steak and Lube by Claudette Mokwa Collegian Staff Are you unamused with the limited choices for good food in Erie? Do you feel that bars in Erie fall into two categories: strip joints and meat markets? And do you enjoy road trips with your compadres and cassettes? If you said yes to even one of these questions, consider Quaker Steak and Lube for your next dining engagement. Located in Sharon, PA, Quaker Steak and Lube takes about an hour to get to (slightly more if you take the scenic route on Rt 19). When you get there and walk through the front door, wait awhile so your eyes can adjust to the dimness. To your left, you will see a "souvenir" shop. Don't fret, just pass it on by realizing that the prices are as similar as if they said "Hard Rock" rather than "Quaker". OK, so now you are inside and you see tons of college students (even on a Tuesday night)! As soon as you walk in, go a few hop-and-skips away to the hostess who will give you a name of a car (for example, Corvette). As you wait for your name, you can go to the neighboring bar to watch sports on a large screen TV or listen to music overhead (which ranges from new alternative to mid 'Bos heavy metal). Warning-do not attempt conversation at this point for some weird things will be communicated. Alas, after about 15 minutes or so, you are lead to one of several rooms that have tarts of • other stuff poking out of the walls. In one room, there is even a 1950's car hanging from the ceiling! You are seated at what looks like a square picnic table complete with a red and white checkered table cloth and plastic chairs. The menu has everything on it, including a good variety of alcoholic beverages and chicken wings - of which QSL has earned its fame. The best day to go (and go hungry) for wings is Tuesday when their all-you-can-eat frenzy is about six dollars a person. The wings range from mild and sweet to atomic (upon which you are required to sign a statement that releases QSL from any liabilities to your digestive tract). They also have other forger foods and salads, but the wings are the stars. After about an hour of eating like vikings, you are given "toilette wipes" with your bill and have to make your way through the other customers to pay your bill. Just a reminder - go to the bathroom before you leave, not just for practical reasons, but because on one of the full length mirrors in the ladies bathroom are pictures of tons of gorgeous half-dressed men. I hear from a male associate, that a similar scene occurs in the men's bathroom. As you head home, remember what a good time you had and how you wish you had a piece of gum and a gag for your friend who insists on belching the alphabet through his atomic-wing and beer b Entertainment Get Ready For One Of The Most Exciting And Hilarious Shows In The Nation! More Prizes, More Cash Than Any Other Game Show OVER $l5OO IN CASH & PRIZES AVAILABLE ON STAGE Saturday, March 18 9:00 p.m. ARIES (March 21 to April 19) An investment could pay off for you, but you still feel that you just don't have enough hands to accomplish what needs to be done around the house. Don't be afraid to enlist the aid of family members. TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) A partner has an inspirational effect on you. Unfortunately, however, a friend seems to drain you. Try to avoid this person now. It's not a good week, wither for getting your views across. GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) Business interests receive a nice boost, but care is needed in financial dealings with others. Someone is looking for an opportunity to take advantage of you in this area. An acquaintance made now doesn't follow through on a promise. CANCER (June 21 to July 22) There's no need to rush in making a decision about about a financial concerns. Though you'll have fun at a leisure event, partners really aren't on the same wavelength this week. It's best to keep away from controversial issues. LEO (July 23 to August 22) Joyous times come at home, but you could have trouble in getting an unfinished task out of the way. This is due to a lack of attention on your part so do your best to remedy this. Concentrate more effectively. VIRGO (August 23 to September 22) You'll be hearing some good news from one friend this week, but overall, it's not the best week for socializing. Horoscopes Unanswered romantic questions are on your mind. However, it's best not to push your mate too hard right now. LIBRA (September 23 to October 22) Though the workweek begins on a productive note, later, you could encounter delays and obstacles to your plans. Others are just not being cooperative. Concern about home matters also interferes. SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21) You could be doing some decorating at home this week. You'll also be receiving good news from a distance. Some are in for a surprise financial windfall with helps tremendously. SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21) It's a poor week for selling an item, as you could waste time dealing with people who aren't really serious or interested. Word-of-mouth serves you best. It's wise to be conservative now about financial matters. CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19) You're likely to receive a nice social invitation this week for the coming weekend. However, you could be restless and in an independent mood. This causes delays in making any commitments, social or otherwise. AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18) Though new business opportunities arise, it could be tough going regarding the completion of current assignments. Try to buckle down and concentrate on tasks at hand. If not, you could end up with a backlog of wit. Thursday, March 16, 1995 SPC MOVIE OF THE WEEK... PISCES (February 19 to March 20) You could be invited to a party that will take place in the near future. This week, though, your social plans seem to be up in the air. Someone is keeping you waiting, but try to be more patient. 'Well it's about time, Mina That thing has been ringing Lae the Answer's to last week's puzzle.
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